What kind of stuff do you think Captain America looks up on the Internet?
"Black widow slut cosplay"
He also blatantly browses /pol/
>>71863107
how to get out of the closet and remove the dirty tatoo that I have so that people will stop thinking that I am pure white trash
>why is nigger considered an insult
Haley Atwell nudes
>>71863107
History shit. Music, he probably had a blast hearing about the Atomic bomb
>p
>pewdiepie's name appears
>"hmmm, I wonder what this pewdiepie is?"
He just plays flash games on Newgrounds all day
>>71863107
>What does a breast feel like?
>killing best friend PRANK
>>71863107
Film scores
>>71863173
Pretty sure it was an insult in the 40s
Can you imagine Captain America finding out about the endless supply of porn on your internet there is for the first time? Must have been mind blowing.
>>71863208
>Cap got to hear 60 years of music in the 5 years since he's been freed from the ice
What album would you recommend?
>>71863208
>blast
>>71863404
Rocky (Rocky 2?)
He doesn't know yet...
>>71863376
Pet Sounds.
I don't care how old it is, it's still a fucking masterpiece.
>>71863428
He was probably warned about how inferior Rocky 2 is to the first, yet he's curious
Cunny and a bit of necro
>>71863456
You just go right on ahead and kill yourself, sonny. You will not be missed.
>>71863454
I meant that he doesn't know there's 7 Rocky movies
>>71863107
Man, i cant believe in all those fucking movies they didnt made a small montage of Cap adapting to the new world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
>Cap starts googling things
>The cellphone
>Seinfeld
>Keyboard Cat
>Team America
>Cap playing call of duty trying to rally the team but all the teens tell him to "fuck off noob".
>Gets killed all the time
>Tony takes the controller
>Fucks everyone up
>"see champ? You gotta flank 'em"
>Tony punches him in the shoulder and leaves.
>Cut to Cap playing chess with old people in the park.
>Cap goes to a clothing store
>every fucking woman there checking him out
>Tries on some jeans
>Pulls them really high.
>Hawkeye just shakes his head.
>Cap and Hawkeye on a pussy hunt
>Hawkeye showing his dance moves
>Cap starts to do the charleston
>One of his vans shoes flies off and hits the bottles on the bar.
>Cap and Bruce go to a 40s movie marathon.
>Cap throws popcorn in Bruce's face
>Bruce starts to shake
>Cap tries to calm him
>"its just a prank bro"
>huh...I got that reference!!
Yeah it was going to be a crazy summer for Cap and the gang.
>>71863107
He's trying to undestand the technological evolution of the last decades. He's probably testing Messenger or Ares.
>dem aussie things
>>71863481
Cap would probably be better at Battlefield
What happens when Cap discovers YouTube?
>>71863510
meant to quote >>71863404
but while im posting again
RUSSIA
>>71863481
It should have happened in the credits of the first Capt movie. Something like the, "Have no fears, we've got stories for years" song from The Simpsons.
>>71863404
http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_America's_To-Do_List
And the various differences from around the world.
>UK 1966 World Cup
>France has Daft Punk
>Korea has DDR and 2002 World Cup
>Latin America gets Maradona and Shakira
>Germany gets Currywurst
>>71863557
UK
>>71863579
SOUTH KOREA
>>71863596
FRANCE
Why would Captain America care about Britain winning a soccer match 50 years ago?
>>71863615
ITALY
>>71863630
Peggy mentioned it, probably.
>>71863638
MEXICO
>>71863440
Smile > pet sounds
>>71863512
Fuck good call!
>Cap getting his ass handed to him
>hes playing a fast paced shooter
>Cap throws the controller
>Tony has something behind his back
>Shows Battlefield and smirks
>Cap destroying everyone
>"wtf? hax"
>"dude, WAHT?!? how did he kill me?"
>Tony waits for his turn at the game
>Cap still doesnt die
>Cap wakes him up
>Hand him the controller
>"Finally"
>Controller batteries are dead.
>"son of a bitch"
>Suddenly Thor enters
>Shoots a tiny bolt at the controller
>fully charged
>Black Widow sees this and runs to her room
>Comes out with a dildo
>Points at it
>Please?
>>71863630
Because all the Brits he keeps encountering keep going on and on about how FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME, LA
>>71863512
He'd probably say it makes no sense for everyone in WW1 to be black.
>>71863659
SPAIN
>>71863107
He collects rare pepes.
>>71863684
BRAZIL
>>71863659
I didn't know they had a different notebook for each country.
Although it's pretty weird to think Steve would care about the first mexican astronaut when he still needs to learn about the first astronaut, period.
>>71863710
Australia was already posted
US
>>71863728
>Star Wars crossed out.
Nice.
>>71863728
GERMANY
>>71863654
>"Cap, did you know my home country won a soccer game 20 years after you were frozen and 10 years or so before I was born?"
>>71863724
not much for mexico to care about anon. It's fucking mexico.
It would be like having anything to write about canada.
I mean... at least with mexico they could have had the earthquake 1985, PRI, cartels, student bullshit recently, ect.
>>71863670
Imagine playing Battlefield and the actual Captain America joins your team and starts giving orders.
>>71863107
Was.......Hitler.......Right?
>>71863638
>>71863659
I wonder what Cap would think of Nirvana.
That seems like it's totally the opposite of what his generation was used to.
I wonder who the fuck recommend it to him?
Probably just a mark of a generational mindset shift or something.
>>71863404
>>71863557
>>71863579
>>71863596
>>71863615
>>71863638
>>71863659
>>71863684
>>71863710
>>71863728
>>71863751
How do you think he reacted when he watched Star Wars and he saw Mace Windu?
>>71863376
Exmilitary
References he doesn't get.
>was the holocaust real
>>71863684
Hey Steve, you ever heard of lollipops? Well get this, spain makes a certain type of lollipop.
Crazy, right? Go ahead and write that down for further research.
>>71863670
thanks for the cringe :)
>"2 girls 1 cup"
>Oh more naked women...nothing ne-
>.......................................
>Black Widow enters the room eating chocolate ice cream.
>Wacha doing?
>huh!?!?
>Cap tries to close the screen
>Accidentally breaks the desk in half.
>Porn still on
>Cap gets up quickly, still has headphones on
>Rips them off
>Sound of diarrea all over Avengers tower
>"Its research"
>....................
>"I thought it was just regular porn"
>........................
>"That came out wrong"
>........................
>Tony walks by
>"Get your freak on Steve!"
>ITS RESEARCH!
>>71863792
>I wonder who the fuck recommend it to him?
It's a movie
>>71863779
>Captain doesn't understand the premise of internet anonymity and tracks down and shows up at some kids house after that kid was joking about killing jews while in the server
>>71863173
More like
>why is negro offensive
>aunt niece erotica
Memes
>>71863456
winrar
>>71863941
dying of laughter over here
>>71863659
>Not dragonball or saint seiya dubbed
what?
>>71863959
I know but just imagine Cap listening to this: https://youtu.be/JCGvONbVCa0
I can't help but laugh.
>>71864116
More like
>Why is modern media telling all of society to bend over for this one minority that is neither hard working, nor law abiding?
>>71863794
Hed probably have haunting memories of racial segregation.
>>71864320
That's a bit odd considering there were black people serving the military, and hold judicial powers, became scientists, and hold positions of political power.
:^)
>>71863792
Probably Hawkeye. He seems like he would unironically prefer the mostpleb-tiergrunge band.
He'd probably be busy reading the wikipedia page on 20th century history
>>71863829
Whose logo was designed by one of the most influential artists of the 20th century.
>>71863751
>Berlin Wall
>doesn't mention David Hasselhoff
>>71863440
It would sound revolutionary to him. 20 years ahead of his time.
>>71864615
>Steve you know Salvador Dali?
>Yeah
>He designed the logo of a lollipop company
>TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE LOLLIPOPS, FROM SPAIN YOU SAY?
>>71863404
>>71863557
>>71863579
>>71863596
>>71863615
>>71863638
>>71863659
>>71863684
>>71863710
>>71863751
Why did they do this?
He's captain america, not captain 3rd world
So in the foreign versions of Winter Soldier, Cap isn't in America? Why would he or Falcon care about what's been in in France or Russia or whatever?
>>71864615
>>71864651
spain... doesn't exactly got a lot going on....
>>71863596
>no Psy
>no Starcraft/LoL
>>71863579
>no Suez
Also why the fuck is Troubleman on every single list? Is that the director's favourite movie?
>>71864320
Eh he's a bigass liberal as portrayed in the comics
Anyone who views WW2 as a "good" or noble war, would totally embrace the modern liberal agenda.
WW2 was the start of it all
>>71864685
You'd think they'd at least mention this guy? It's not that much of a sore spot in Spain still, is it?
>>71864702
are you literally retarded?
Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda. They are the "counter culture" to the greatest generation. God loving white men and women.
>>71864320
Why would based cap have the opinions of a delusional /pol/yard.
>>71864696
>Also why the fuck is Troubleman on every single list?
It's in the movie
>Steve Rogers told Sam Wilson the day they met while jogging in Washington, D.C. that he had difficulty getting caught up with the modern world. Wilson recommended Marvin Gaye's Trouble Man soundtrack from 1972, stating that it was everything that Rogers had missed while he was frozen jammed into one album.
>>71864702
>Eh he's a bigass liberal as portrayed in the comics
Did he also use to be a starving artist in the MCU?
>>71864742
>Why would based cap have the opinions of a delusional /pol/yard.
>>71864735
>Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda.
Are you a fucking idiot?
You think people who weren't even born yet were the ones behind forced integration of niggers, calling all whites who didn't want niggers ruining their neighborhoods "white supremacists" ?
Was LBJ a baby boomer? Was Eisenhower?
They fought a world war against nationalism & racialism, for the benefit of international communism/liberalism
Then afterwards the thinking was "never again", so the concept & existance of homogenous white nation states must be destroyed.
>>71864746
Right. I've not listened to Troubleman. Is it really that good?
>>71864733
I'm pretty positive cap would have known about the fascist and republic guerra civil. Guernica was years before 1941.
>>71864735
>Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda.
They certainly didn't have the age to pass the civil rights bill eh
>>71863794
Do you think he told Fury that SLJ looks a lot like him.
>>71864826
To add, I double majored BFA in art history and illustration. Before that I studied an insane amount of 20th century history so I have no idea what your average person would know about the period.
Dali was on the side of the nationalists so... yeah.
>>71864778
Is movie cap also being manipulated by a cosmic cube?
>>71864872
Or the opposite.
>>71864805
>>71864868
Civil Rights for minorities is not a fucking liberal agenda you stupid fucks. That's just a human agenda.
You idiots cannot be this retarded.
>>71864805
>They fought a world war against nationalism & racialism, for the benefit of international communism/liberalism
Read a book for once in your life.
>>71864961
Do you not realize you're talking to Neo-Nazis and general alt-right faggots. Arguing with them is a lost cause.
>>71864930
Well, the reason he had to go into retirement was because of what you could describe as a cosmic cube.
The reason he had to come out of that retirement was also because of the same cosmic cube.
And the cosmic cube little brother had a super advanced A.I. inside of it.
So it's quite possible.
>>71864961
>Civil Rights for minorities is not a fucking liberal agenda you stupid fucks. That's just a human agenda.
rofl
are you a fucking idiot?
Gotta love liberals who view their agendas as some sort of universal good....
>>71864985
Thats the facts
Patton was murdered because he knew he had fought the wrong side, that the allies were controlled by communists & jews.
>>71864826
He absolutely would have known about the Civil War, but he wouldn't have known that the old bastard clung onto power for so long and that there was essentially a fascist state in Western Europe that the Allies didn't give a fuck about.
>>71864910
>Dali was on the side of the nationalists
Source?
>>71865034
You know, you're way too serious for this to be bait.
You are literally retarded.
>>71865034
>Patton was murdered because he knew he had fought the wrong side, that the allies were controlled by communists & jews.
lol
>>71863481
henry cavill revealed that he plays wow
can you imagine having that sexy as fuck voice on teamspeak while raiding giving everyone motivational superman speeches
and the guild meetups with 50 qt3.14s
He'd be like an old lady on the computer, it'd be great
>>71863107
he probably gets easily trolled by wermachtboos into flames about ww2
>>71865072
Are you still in high school?
Saying shit like
>That's just a human agenda
Goes to show you are totally out of touch with reality, and only know how to speak in liberal buzzwords, while thinking being a radical anti-white leftist is something normal to be.
Of course, I'm fucking serious, you retards have no idea of the evils you have done & still fucking do.
But hey none of it matters because as we all know, liberals are never effected by their own policies.
>>71863456
>>71864824
No but it serves as a companion piece to the movie
>>71864644
Technically 30 since it was like 10 years ahead of its own time.
>>71863456
this
God dammit, Cap...
>>71864733
>It's not that much of a sore spot in Spain still, is it?
Yes, it is. Keep in mind that Franco not only was a shitty administrator, but even the very year before he left power, he still had people killed through his secret police. And then he got to peacefully die in his sleep. Spain still doesn't like to talk about him.
when did america get so fat?
what the fuck is aids and why do i have it?
>>71865065
Not just didn't give a fuck about, the US actively supported it because it was anticommunist.
We did a lot of things we aren't proud of in the name of "the enemy of my enemy"
>>71863456
kek
>>71865065
>source
There isn't exactly a single source I can recall, as Dali never truly took a side. All of his actions, for decades, very much implied he embraced the nationalistic views and franco. Either by ego or because of his beliefs, wasn't left out of artist groups. He also lived under Franco's regime while every other artist of the time got the fuck out.
The Guerra Civil isn't my strongest study but I do recall Dali's support of nationalism, franco, and fascism to be widely accepted as truth.
imagine his surprise and joy when he discover that he is a 10000 guest that visit a website and they are giving him some free money for it
>>71865331
The US didn't support it because it was "anti-communist" what the fuck are you smoking?
The US never considered Russia an ally either.
Just what the fuck are you people smoking.
>>71863456
don't we all
don't we all
>>71865295
Dang ...
>>71865331
Yeah, it's kind of funny how instantly US policy switched from 'defeat the Nazis and Japanese' to 'make friends with anyone, literally anyone, who doesn't like Russia'
>>71865343
Yeah I knew he lived in Francoist Spain, never knew if he came out explicitly and said anything like an endorsement of Franco.
>>71865331
>We should totally invade and kill millions of people because this guy doesn't share my politics
this is what liberals actually believe
>>71865376
USSR was very much a US ally during WW2. Look at the shit that was handed to them during and after WW2.
How many western europeans were left in USSR camps after ww2? Maybe as much as a million....
>>71865376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pact_of_Madrid
>The 1953 accord took the form of three separate executive agreements that pledged the United States to furnish economic and military aid to Spain. The United States, in turn, was to be permitted to construct and to utilize air and naval bases on Spanish territory.
>"General Franco was a loyal friend and ally of the United States." - Richard Nixon, after Franco's death
>>71863107
"Best bedtime prayers"
>>71863456
underrated
>>71865416
>We should totally invade and kill millions of people because this guy doesn't share my politics
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying we signed into an economic and military deal with Franco in the 50s through the Pact of Madrid, because we wanted to use him as a potential ally during the cold war.
I'm saying we did it and nowadays aren't particularly proud of it because it was our economic support that allowed Franco to keep his regime in power.
>>71865478
>his regime
Yes ofc m8, I understand
It's morally wrong to not attack and overthrow franco because he's an evil right winger
And his government is of course a regime.
Would you be talking this way if he was a commie?
>I'm saying we did it and nowadays aren't particularly proud of it
Who is "we"?
>>71865412
the US was ALWAYS against communism. "The enemy of my enemy" =/= friend.
The US was WELL AWARE of Russia's intentions to spread communism. At the end of WW2, Russia continued to fight the Japanese well after they laid down arms in order to grab as much land through out china and the rest of asia as possible.
Roosevelt, Truman, ect were not ever on the side of russia, italy, or nationalists of spain. The US and her allies were always for democratic republics.
>>71863779
>lol captain america is such a faggot why would you pretend to be him kid?
>yeah oookk go suck hulks cock then nerd
>hey is that redhead a slut or what
His reaction of a ww2 video game playing as the Nazis could be hilarious. Gunning down American soldiers while children laugh online could make for an interesting scene
>>71863456
>>71865515
>It's morally wrong to not attack and overthrow franco because he's an evil right winger
No, because he did things like kill people because they spoke out against him. And not in the state sanctioned way America does with the cops shooting people. No he'd just have some thugs come to your house and smash your skull in.
And I'm not saying overthrow him, but don't actively support him and give him MORE money and guns.
>And his government is of course a regime.
It's literally the definition of a regime. He held absolute power in the state and had the ability to decide if people live or die at any time.
>Would you be talking this way if he was a commie?
YES. They're evil regardless of their position. My family is from fucking Spain, I think we have a better idea what it was like when he was in charge than you do.
>>71865452
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pact_of_Madrid
Enemy of my enemy, again. This is not in support of fascism, but a compromise in order to have military bases, and more important, military naval ports in spain.
This is not a "Yay, fascism, let's be buddies!" but a "Ok look we need you to gain entry into the med"
It also indirectly and directly gave the US a say in what goes on in spain... which had an incredibly weak financial situation.
>>71865536
>the US was ALWAYS against communism.
USSR was the ally of the US during WW2, US armies halted to allow USSR to occupy czechs/eastern germany, US allowed the USSR to keep tens of thousands of US POW's, along with hundreds of thousands of allied POW's merely to not have a conflict with them.
US ran along with all the insane soviet anti-germany propaganda including the holocaust, to cover up soviet crimes.
Name one communist country that the US attacked. Meanwhile they are so quick to threaten war against "racist" countries like south africa.
>At the end of WW2, Russia continued to fight the Japanese
Russia attacking japan was something ASKED for by FDR.
>The US was WELL AWARE of Russia's intentions to spread communism.
The USA was filled with communists at the highest levels, including FDR himself, the US was fully in favor of the spread of communism. Mccarthy was never able to expose communists in the state department, as neither Truman, nor Eisenhower would fire them.
>>71863630
Because he's an honorary British patriot, commie.
>>71863456
>>71865684
>Name one communist country that the US attacked.
What is the korean war
>The USA was filled with communists at the highest levels, including FDR himself, the US was fully in favor of the spread of communism.
What in titty fucking christ are you talking about.
>>71865661
So? The US supported Spain, which is what I was saying.
>>71865655
>No he'd just have some thugs come to your house and smash your skull in.
I think you'd be astonished at how often the state does this in the west. The only difference with right wing governments/people is that they are honest about the things they do.
>>71865661
>This is not in support of fascism
>the president calls a literal fascist a loyal friend and ally to the US
>This is not in support of fascism
>>71865684
>US ran along with all the insane soviet anti-germany propaganda including the holocaust
... and this was the point where I realised you're an idiot.
>>71865684
>including the holocaust
Boy, I'm rightwing as fuck and I'm pretty damn sure the holocaust happened.
>>71865742
>This is not in support of fascism
No, it fucking isn't.
The entire point of US pact with spain is to gain access to the med in the most peaceful way possible. What went on in Spain was no concern to the US, as long as they allowed the US access to the med.
>>71865847
>What went on in Spain was no concern to the US
>here, have a bunch of money lol
>>71865727
>What is the korean war
Well first of all: You cannot skip the fact that North Korea only existed because the US asked the USSR to invade japan, and split korea with them.
Secondly: The Norks only invaded because Dean Acheson, a communist, claimed that the US would not defend SK.
Thirdly: It was a defensive war, and NK is still there today because it was LOST.
>What in titty fucking christ are you talking about.
Cuba had a civil war for years between nationalists/communists.
What anti-commie actions did US take there? None
China had a civil war for years between nationalists/communists, and the US directly took the side of communists.
Africa was totally conquered by communists during the 20th century, what steps did the US take against communism in Africa? NONE, they actively attacked anti-communist elements all around the world.
>>71865838
>>71865776
Holocaust happening or not is one thing
Supporting obviously coerced, obviously bullshit soviet propaganda on it is another.
>>71865734
Oh Franco wasn't open about it. He liked to act like the movie mafia and allude to accidents happening. Mussolini was open about it, he beat a senator half to death for disagreeing with him and when asked if that's true, he said "what of it?"
The sad part is, my second cousin died thanks to Franco's goons, and he was on Franco's side. I mean full on drank the Kool-Aid, "what can I do for you today sir!" level of stooge. Then according to my uncle he stupidly offended a senior officer pretty badly, and well a week later he turned up dead.
>>71865727
>>Name one communist country that the US attacked.
>What is the korean war
North Korea attacked the South first
>>71865847
>No, it fucking isn't.
Repeatedly yelling back "DELETE THIS" won't change the fact that when the president of the United fucking States calls a fascist "a loyal friend and an ally to the US", he's supporting a fascist way of living. There's no question about it. You don't make peace with an enemy by supporting its massacres, dummy.
>>71865891
ah well
You think its better in spain now, than under franco?
>>71865960
God yes. I mean the economy is shit but you don't have to worry about being murdered because you happened to piss someone in power off.
>>71865917
Nice response, CIA meme-man. You really added something important to the discussion.
>>71865999
>muh contribution to the discussion
you won't get any upboats here plebbit
>>71865878
>Holocaust happening or not is one thing
>Supporting obviously coerced, obviously bullshit soviet propaganda on it is another.
Why try and make them the same thing, and say that 'insane soviet anti-germany propaganda' includes the holocaust?
>>71866045
okay.
>>71866045
>>71865917
Be quiet child, the grown-ups are talking.
>>71863404
>Steve Irwin
>Nirvana
HEH us 90s kinds :)
>>71866075
Do you believe that murderous masturbation machines existed?
>>71866180
Not only do they exist, I am one.
>>71866180
Well if friction-based combustion counts, then internet porn is one
>>71866234
See I can believe Tony would be down with that because when you have all the money in the world, you've grown bored of everything else at some point.
But Cap always seemed like a vanilla guy.
>>71866332
Nah, Steve's an artist. Artists are closeted perverts. Or full on perverts.
>>71863107
I think he's trying to figure out whether Samuel L. Jackson is Nick Fury or not, because they look the same aside from the eye patch and it could be a covert identity.
>>71863779
I'd ban him from my server and I'm going to BAN YOU FROM MY SERVER TOO
>>71863596
>oldboy
Kek, he's gonna love the Westernised version of that.
"W-Wanda? Is that you?"
>>71863659
>1st Mexican astronaut
>Nobel winner
Does he know who these nobodies are it not?
>>71863596
>Ji-Sung Park
>>71863107
Trap hentai
If my browsing history is anything to go by
>>71863107
Pin ups and baseball cards
>>71863829
Pretty sure Spain invented the lollipops, and the mop, and the submarine, and the precursor of helicopers (gyroplane), all small things though
>>71863107
Big tits
Everything on Hayley Atwell
/r9k/
>>71866964
and just wait until he meets Thanos after watching that
>>71863107
Google search: ANAL LUBE ALLERGY TREATMENTS
>>71863572
that's so condescending, as if he'd be told to look up any of that shit, actually as if anyone on earth would be told to look up Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in any context
>>71863137
that's where he gets all his anti-UN opinions from
>>71865920
>fascist
>enemy
Spotted the Commietard. Still butthurt about losing, then?
>>71865128
Vin Diesel gets on mic in WoW, he even got Paul Walker an account to meet his guild (RIP)
