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2016-07-11 01:57:23
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>Be 12
>Older brother is high school boxing champion
>Everyone says little brother is so handsome
>Im not athletic or handsome
>Play a lot of N64
>Little brother wants to play, mom makes me let him
>Playing Smash Bros.
>I'm Link, spamming the sword spinning move
>Brother is Princess Peach
>Last life
>He still has 2 lives
>He picks up the hammer
>::Triggered::
>I hit the reset button on the N64
>He laughs
>Starts yelling, "Peach! Peach! Peach!"
>I just keep staring straight ahead, not blinking, not moving
>All week he says, "You got beat by Peach! Gay faggot loser!"
>I hate him, never talk to him again
>Keep hearing it in my head
>"Peach! Peach! Peach!"
>Refers to me as "Peach"
>Spreads around school, everyone calling me "Peach"
>Everytime kids at school call me "Peach" I just stare straight ahead and don't move
>10 years later
>Younger brother is married to our national beauty queen
>I married a girl my mom picked for me, shes got big ears
>Older brother is world boxing champion
>He is national hero, runs for president, wins
>Makes my little brother a Governor
>Makes me the manager of our village's post office
>WTF
>Rage
>Older brother dies in office a couple years later
>Line of secession in my country says that if the president dies, his oldest male sibling finishes out his term
>Show up at the capital building to accept my rightful place as president
>Put on my best fedora, I am the only decently dressed guy there
>Little brother is there too
>Im confused
>Im supposed to be president
>But everyone is telling me at the meeting that since little brother was a high ranking member of the government, he is going to be president
>I am literally shaking
>Little brother sitting across the table, grinning, eating a peach
>"peach?"
>I stare straight ahead into nothing, not blinking, not moving
>"A man should never refuse to taste a peach"
>I hear it in my head again
>"Peach! Peach! Peach!"
>I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach
