How fucked are you /tv/?
>>71854548
>Josh Gates
They'll never find me but the search for me will make for a really dramatic tv miniseries.
Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. I think I'll be all right.
>spike spiegel
I'll be fine desu
Someone from the Office. Hope it was Dwight
The fucking huge vampire from Strain, Master.
gg ez game
>>71854548
Xena the Warrior Princess
>mfw
>>71854548
>Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May
I'm fucked.
My great Khan, Kublai
Mulder and Scully.
>>71854548
Frank Underwood
>>71854729
This means that whoever kidnapped you likely did it to bother Kublai. In which case you are probably dead. Rest easy knowing that the Khans were the kind of people that would rape and murder everyone even remotely associated with your kidnapping.
Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship.
>>71854548
kaiji. should be okay but it'll come down to the wire
When you can't remember the last TV show you saw...
>>71854548
I should be OK as long as he uses that thing he invented that turns him into Bruce Lee temporarily.
>>71854548
steve brule lol should be entertaining
>Those fags
uhhh
Richard from Silicon Valley.
He's smart but I can't see him helping the situation desu
>>71854710
>Jeremy, we can use a shotgun wire trap on his door.
>Why not?
> Because we'll just end up killing anon or ourselves.
>Ah...Rubish.
>later that night...
>*boom*
>CLARKSON
Oh I am so fucking un-fucked it's unbelievable. My kidnapper however, is immensely fucked in my place.
>>71854548
ray donovan
coincidentally the S3 episode where he rescues the rich kid from the kidnappers.
im good
>>71854548
>Bob Ross
Am I saved?
>>71854904
perfect,r ead it in their voices too
The Blacklist... am I going to be fine anons
>mfw
cristiano ronaldo
Somebody from Rick and Morty, so either pretty OK or completely fucked
>>71854548
>one of Portugal's players
I don't even follow football.
>>71854945
He's literally god
pretty fucked
>>71854970
was gonna post this baka desu senpai senpaitachi baka
>>71854548
Admiral Adama is coming for me, I'm not sure how its going to go
>>71854970
this
Sam and Dean Winchester. I am fine
>>71854548
pretty fucked
>>71854548
>paw patrol
Eh I guess it could be wors-
>rubble
I'm toast dude. That fat retard will only make matters worse.
Well shit.
>>71854657
fuck, me too, we're good
100% dead, Dr. Steve Brule is not anyone's hero.
>>71854990
was gonna post this baka desu senpai senpaitachi baka
Tony Soprano
It's his job, so I'm probably okay.
>>71854548
Ray Donovan
I am for sure getting rescued. That guy is the shit.
I was watching baseball earlier so I guess one of the Mets
I'm probably fucked
Jeeves and Wooster
So I've probably been kidnapped by someone that wants to marry me, which is better than being alone, but I'll probably be saved regardless
sherlock
he'll probably save me but take his time doing it
>>71854548
>Marco Polo
no worries
>>71854548
Rewatching season 3 Boardwalk Empire and Richard Harrow was just eating Easter dinner. I'm good.
![545638afbf553[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5sqdisX.jpg "545638afbf553[1].jpg")
huehehehe FUCK
GoT season 1, I'm gonna go with Jaime. I'm fine, friend.
>>71854548
This is my fetish
Larry David. I feel pretty, pretty good
Guess I'll burn
>>71855005
which season?
I think its 50/50
>>71854812
Don't get eliminated.
>>71855103
Forgot pic
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c8DAba7.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
welp
>>71854548
Lucius Vorenus, I'm so glad I decided to re-watch a ROME clip. My life is saved.
Polo would also be acceptable.
Negan!
Someone is so gonna regret crossing me
>>71855059
what show
True detective (season 1)
IM FUCKED
>>71855146
so Buffy is saving you or kidnapping you?
>>71855087
>http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/lena-dunham-threatens-sue-truth-revolt-quoting-her
what the fuck is wrong with this cunt
>>71855121
s2 he's recovered and has two battlestars, so i'm probably fine, unless Baltar pulls some shit
>>71855173
Person of Interest. More specifically season 2, before it went to shit.
>>71855087
She's really bulked up though. Your kidnappers will have an ass full of pebbles in no time.
>>71854970
you're fucked m8
that knee's out of commission for a while
Oh fuck, I'm getting saved by fucking Napoleon.
detective Amaro from svu
I feel safe
>>71854749
Same. Not worried
>>71855229
Is that this show?
>>71854657
Why aren't there threads on here about that show, its god damn amazing
Also when they finally showed Tatiana running around with her titties out i was rock hard
>>71855298
what the fuck did I just watch
>>71855262
>Post yfw he recruits you and your kidnappers into his army.
>>71854548
Just finished an episode of Person of Interest
Well I am good.
>>71855298
wtf? amy use to know how to shoot, wtf was that?
>Kublai Khan
mite b cool
>>71855262
What are you a dirty royalist? Thats like my fucking dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puZh2LARvHU
>>71855298
Lep. Like I said, before it went to shit. Those two ruined it for everyone. I stopped watching it right around the time they pulled that shit.
>>71854548
That brown faggot from "Fear The Walking Dead". I'm fucked desu.
>>71855345
So long as we aren't going to Russia or Egypt I'd be fine with this.
>>71855190
Ideally Buffybot would be doing the kidnapping and real Buffy would be doing the rescuing.
Hundred Eyes.
Everything is gunna be ok.
Naz from The Night Of
Guys, I think I'm in trouble
>>71855392
I like the way you think
KENNY MOTHERFUCKIN POWERS
>>71855408
you fucking lost man
worst luck of the tgread
![f7dba577ffda263b3519ae1bcf61bd59[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2rwGLvf.jpg "f7dba577ffda263b3519ae1bcf61bd59[1].jpg")
I'll be fine
>>71854695
And then he either eats you or turns you.
>>71854548
>Flash
L-M-A-O
The Vikings from Vikings
>>71854548
Jethro Gibbs and the NCIS crew in general.
I'll be fine.
>>71854548
I'm watching enterprise rn and its a t'pol scene
>>71854548
amifkd?
>>71855422
Then we'd become friends and then more than friends and then explosive fiery passionate relationship then soul-crushing heartbreak when she gets burnt out on the relationship and can't commitJust like real life ;_;
I will get free bantz
>>71855490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9TgdDpVLS8
Do people actually watch network capeshit? I thought that was just a meme.
>mfw jack torrence busts in behind kidnapper and hands him an axe to the chest
>The '80s Ninja Turtles cartoon
Let me get that red wig and yellow jumpsuit then.
>>71854548
I'm probably rescued, except I'll be dragged into some complicated shit. Feels like it'd out of the frying pan into the fire.
>>71854548
I watched one episode to see what it was and I have never felt more comfortable than I am right now.
>>71855533
and then she goes back to spike, tale as old as time
>>71855501
>lagertha rescues you
>cuts off your dick for allowing yourself to be captured
Was watching pokemon. Since that shit is 100% happy ending, im good.
Cassidy from Preacher
Try to fuck with me
>>71855711
I've never been able to get past the first ep, I will eventually I suppose
>>71855744
Basically every relationship I've ever been in has been like Angel and Buffy tbqh famalam (minus the chastity bit), shit suxor like Spike/Drusilla, Willow/Tara, etc I probably project myself onto TV shows too often and this is turning into a blog post
John raffio from parks and rec. I'm fucked.
>>71855996
me too bud, 31 now pretty sure buffy/angel screwed up my understanding of successful relationships
>>71854548
>Al Pacino from Insomnia
I'm fucked, hes just a regular detective, he'll have no trouble finding my killer after I'm dead though
>Raylan Givens
I'll be fine.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k7QF8Ul.png "latest[1].png")
>>71854548
>has a failure rate of 2%
>literally unstoppable
I think I'm okay guys, she'll kill the kidnappers with kindness
>>71854992
>implying he won't challenge them to eating the most of some random food and win
feels good man
>>71854548
Creed. Is this good or bad?
>>71856220
if you knew the comics you'd realize just how safe you really are. Your sweet man, just chill its all being taken care of Jesse excels at this
>>71856026
Oh it definitely did that for me, and the show also 100% gave me a type that I look for in women that isn't terribly conducive to my mental health. I think I'm gonna get drunk and rewatch Enemies from season 3 tonight just for a gut punch in the feels.
>>71856364
>the show also 100% gave me a type
yup fucking weadon
s3e17 is GOAT
I watched Dark Matter, so I guess I'd be ok. Space mercenary show.
![an-idiot-abroad-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VB72ZVA.jpg "an-idiot-abroad-2[1].jpg")
I think i'm fucked
congress tart
>>71854548
Max from 2 broke girls. Guess I can't hope for much, but it's nice to know she cares enough to try and rescue me.
>>71854548
>Sterling Archer
Oh this is gonna be entertaining.
>>71856635
your prob fucked but at least you'll have a good time, and might hook up with the black chick
> Cosmo Kramer
I escape on my own after Kramer fucks up and creates a diversion. I then gravely injure myself due to something earlier in in the episode and am held captive again with Kramer.
Looks like i'm screwed
>>71854548
>steve harvey and snoop dogg are trying to save me
I'll take it
>>71856205
> the kidnappers' stomach bursts and Adam sacrifices his life since he had his stomach stapled
At least I think he did. I miss him desu.
>>71854548
Tony Soprano
>>71856504
After that I'll probably go to the one from season 4 where Oz meets that other werewolf, can you think of any more that fit the theme I'm laying down here?
>>71854548
I think I'm gonna be alright.
If she's actually trying to find me I think I've got a shot, she knows her way around the human trafficking market.
>>71856781
yea Angel gets cucked by his son, Xan cheats on Cordy, Wesley and The Bitch (really this is most of my 'relationships')
>>71854548
Doc Holiday, ah fuck yeah.... thank you Sunday afternoon showing of Tombstone
>>71856763
He exercised a lot to keep his size. Supposedly a lot of the guys would get him to go drink and party after the shoots.
>>71854548
Bob Belcher
>>71854548
>Gon from Hunter x Hunter
Yeah, I'll be out in under 20 minutes
>>71854548
I guess he could buy my freedom?
>>71854548
>Decker: Unclassified
Sweet, I'm gonna be fine.
DCI John Luther.
I'm good.
I'll be home in time for dinner.
>>71857290
THIS IS NOT GOOD
>>71857307
I hope you aren't someone he knows/like, otherwise you're pretty fucked.
How fucked am I?
>>71857365
What are you talking about? Jack Decker is the greatest American hero of all time.
10/10 fucked
>>71857489
Wasn't he in the military? I think you might have a shot.
joseph joestar
>>71857508
Well, let's say he's alive still.
Nigga wouldn't hurt a fly.
He'd just let me die and call it a happy accident
>>71855384
Bullshit, they were perfectly fine characters.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman
I'd say I've got a 50/50 chance
>>71855059
Same here, but I like to imagine it is the full team of Fusco, Shaw, Root, him, Finch, and The Machine.
>>71857489
He's a former drill sargent, it wouldn't surprise me if he had contacts in the berets.
Maybe I'm okay?
>>71857572
>Ross enlisted in the United States Air Force at 18 years old and served as a medical records technician.[3]:15 He eventually rose to the rank of master sergeant and served as the first sergeant of the U.S. Air Force Clinic at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska,[5][6] where he first saw the snow and mountains that later became recurring themes in his artwork. He developed his quick-painting technique to create art for sale during brief daily work breaks.[6] Having held military positions that required him to be, in his own words, "tough" and "mean", "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work", Ross decided that if he ever left the military, he would never scream again.
I'd say when the situation calls for it, he could be relied upon to kick some ass.
>>71854548
Brie Larson from Room, I think I'm in good hands
I feel pretty good about my chances
He came up with a great plan, but I was dead the whole time.
>>71854548
Avatar Aang
>>71857636
He'd free you and then just annex whatever state you happened to be held captive in
Maybe I'd be alright?
>>71854548
That doesn't look anything like a 4chan image.
I have mixed feelings about this
not fucked at all anon>>71854548
>>71854548
fuck
Whitney frost from agent carter
>Zoidberg
Maybe if they keep me on a dirt floor we can sandcrab out, otherwise I'm dead.
>>71855754
Anyone ever tell you that you're full of shit.
>Pathetic wannabe eunuch
>>71857748
Same for me, just watched benihana christmas
When she finds me can I marry her?
>>71854548
>Future Trunks
Yeah I'll be fine. Good thing it's not Goku though, he's too fucking retarded.
>>71854548
Just started it so idk how much trouble I'm in.
>>71857711
You'll live, but you'll probably still get shot. You'll probably also get tinnitus.
But on the plus side, Archer will probably have a drink or two with you.
I've been watching the TV show of The Witcher
Geralt of Rivia will be coming to save me
I'm quite confident in his abilities, I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>71854548
my local news anchor?
goddammit.
Rick Sanchez
>>71854548
>watching C-SPAN all day
>someone from congress is going to save me
I'm completely fucked.
>>71854548
the last star of the show or literally last person you see before the episode ends?
>>71857748
>>71857931
Does he fail or does he go on a fucking rampage?
> YOU DON'T KIDNAP PEOPLE
>>71858288
As long as Hillary Clinton is in charge of your rescue, you should be okay.
>>71858354
>implying clinton isn't behind the kidnapping
>>71858288
He played football in college, anon.
I think he can take care of it
>>71854548
FUCK
>>71857636
Dude, you're fucking set.
>>71854548
Shawn Spencer. Ill be OK
>>71858655
CLASSIC
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Jerry Sienfeld. Whats the deal with kidnapping? It sounds like such a pleasent thing. A child is quite for an hour, who wouldn't want that?
It was Steve Harvey, so I'm probably pretty fucked. He's a nice guy but he wouldn't stick his neck out for me at his own peril.
>>71858761
*quiet
Never been more alright in my life
>>71858354
>>71858458
>>71854548
Cole from 12 Monkeys.
He'd kill me before I got kidnapped or kill the kidnappers before I got kidnapped.
Either way, no kidnapping. Not sure if that's a win.
Well he couldn't save his wife from the North Koreans so I imagine it may be an issue
>>71854548
mr bean
>my computer screen is a TV screen
>being saved by Soldier 76
I was watching the OJ Simpson 30for30 and then started watching old episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I honestly do not know if I'd rather be rescued by some crazy old sociopathic narcissistic loon who lives in an upscale white community or be rescued by Larry David.
>>71854548
>This little asshatI might actually be okay
>>71854679
>anime
>tv show
>Sam Seaborn
might as well kill myself now
>>71857387
You stand a chance
Jay Leno and Keanu Reeves on motorcycles
whoa
>The Hulk
I'm fucked.
Motherfucking Goku. I think I'll be alright
>>71854548
>phew lads
>>71854548
I think I will be fine
>>71859046
Cowboy Bebop is honorary you fuck.
Raylan Givens, definitely alright
>>71854548
That main guy in the Americans
feeling pretty good actually
>detective inspector barnaby
So me and another 2-5 people will be dead by the end of the epis- when he finds me, I mean.
>TV Show
Jon Hamm
>Movie
Olga Kurylenko
>literally billionaire
>can fight
m' good
>>71854710
>James, Richard and Jeremy are standing in the middle of a field
>A man in a white labcoat hands James a golden envelope
>"It's a message from the Producers. It says 'We have taken Anon hostage in Blackpool. You each have £2000 and 24 hours to come up with a plan and rescue him before...'"
>"Before what?"
>"... Before he is fed to the lions."
>Later...
>"Jeremy you can't just just ram into the side of a terrorist hideout building!"
>"Yes I can, watch. POWWWEEEERRRRR!"
>"Oh I can't watch this..."
![chzqfpjuyaaqgpt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W2hx16V.jpg "chzqfpjuyaaqgpt[1].jpg")
just get a loudspeaker desu
>always sunny in philidelphia
the game argues about the best way of saving me for most of the episode, and decide to come up with their own daring rescue plans. However, they all fuck up and either get themselves all individually captured or join the kidnapper for whatever reason. Eventually, they start fighting amongst themselves and forget where they are, leaving without helping.
>>71856719
not really. he's a superhero.
>>71856267
if it's creed, he probably kidnapped you in the first place in order to get you out of the way for a bit or to steal your identity. Assuming he doesn't kill you or forget what he did, he might "save" you expecting to get a reward.
>>71854548
Daenerys Targaryen, hundreds of ships, 100,000 Dothraki, a third of the fleet of they Iron Islands, the Tyrell and Dornish armies and three fully grown dragons.
I'm honestly sad that this isn't actually happening right now.
>>71860427
You also have like 20,000 unsullied, senpai. All she left in Meereen was the Second Sons.
>>71860491
SWEET!
Jamie from Mythbusters. Feeling pretty good about my chances.
>>71857619
Drill sergeants are just e-6/e-7s that are really good at PT.
>>71857652
>air force
>Salty sergeant
>desk jockey
>bad ass
No
Someone has to rescue him first.
>>71855557
go outside and make some friends familia
>>71854548
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles from TPB
I feel like there's gonna be a lot of yelling and shooting, but we're somehow gonna make it out alright.
>>71854548
I don't watch TV, but the last person I saw in a show was Frank Underwood.
Am I good or not? It's actually hard to tell.
>>71854548
The Prince from Snow White. I'll be fucked.
>>71854548
Hannibal will save me... and then probably kill me.
>>71854657
Yep same here. Although I'd say I'd rather be in Arthur's hands.
Watching the new voltron with my little nephew
Not tooooooo bad, pretty sure I'm safe
>>71854548
>The new Supreme Witch at the end of American Horror Story: Coven
Despite the shit show it was, I think I'll be fine desu
>>71858655
fucking classic.
Motherfucking Major Sharpe of Sharpe's Honour
>>71854548
I think he'd shut the place down.
>>71854548
The girl that grew up next door to me and we lost our virginities to eachother at like 14 is now a local news reporter. She was on the 11pm news just before I stopped watching TV.
Am I fucked?she's still a qt
It'll probably be a shitty battlegrid fight too.
Am I fucked?
>>71854548
Sam Axe, he will have fiona and michael with him for back up i assume,outcome:cosy asfuck
>>71854548
It would either be the Reagan's from Blue Bloods, if we count shows that were on but you weren't watching. Or Sherlock Holmes if we only count shows deliberately watched. Either way I feel pretty Ok.
Michael Keaton batman
>>71858855
keked and checked
>>71860020
Perfect.
fuck
>"You are making a mistake"
thats what I gonna say to my kidnappers
>>71854548
>Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
Well, I think I'll be fine.
>>71854548
Castle, not sure how fucked I am.
>>71854766
he's gunna save u and then fug u
>>71855033
is that a new season of bojack?
Safe.
>>71854548
>Lucas Hood
If he doesn't have a gun or Job he might not survive, if the kidnapper is well trained and lethal.
>Elliot
I'm not part of his routine.
