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Will Sansa be his Judas?

>>71834496
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More like Yoko.
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>>71842062
>Sansa is Nissa Nissa confirmed
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No, a Hasty has no right to Winterfell. There'd be no betrayal.
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>>71842062
after all the shit she's gone through and the current urgent situation with the undead army approaching, she'd be beyond retarded to destroy the frail stability that the north struggled to regain.
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sansa is mary magdalene

she is pregnant with jesus (ramsay's) baby
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>>71842163
Bonifer the Based
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Azor Cersei
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Cersei raised by the Mormonts as a battle maiden/ warrior woman and Bran betrothed to Myrcella (he didn't climb the Broken Tower). It would be interesting and you all know it.
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>>71842062
That would be Olly. He was even hanged like Judas
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>>71842196
He had a different nickname I recall, what was it?
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>>71842240
Bonifer the boned
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>>71842183
But, she's a Tully
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>>71842183
>she'd be beyond retarded

So an average Tully, then
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Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread
even though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
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Any shitty photoshop ideas?
This was meant to be Arya/Lyanna, but there is only one terrible quality pose of Lyanna.
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>>71842262
No that's not it... I think it rhymed with bunghole
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>>71842225
>Family and town annihilated by cannibalistic wildlings
>Adopted by the Night's Watch
>New brother-figure tuns out to be a wildling-fucker
>Lets the same savages that murdered your family through the wall
>Have to stop this madman from ruining the Night's Watch further
>A LITERAL DEMON WITCH USES NECROMANCY TO LET HIM HANG YOU BEFORE HE DESERTS

>Lel Olly deserved it
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>>71842279
So you're saying that the Blackfish was no average Tully then.
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>>71842306
Gimme that Stannis holding Shireen hostage with Lightbringer
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>>71842374
In death they can finally cuddle.
I ship Alistolly.
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>>71842062
Yes, but she needs to kiss him first.

Dany will be his nissa nissa.
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>>71842414
>I'd rather die than help my niece

Somehow he's worse than the average Tully
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>>71842436

A rare ship indeed. How long do you think Alliser was giving Olly the dick?
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>>71842306
Whats the motivation for that being Arya/Lyanna?
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>>71842468
Since an hour after he walked in to castle black. Allister is a sucker for crying boys.
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>>71842306
Sansa as Littlefinger, Jon as Ned.

Littlefinger as himself, Jon as Ned.

Arya as Littlefinger, Sansa as Ned.
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get hype
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>>71842474
>Promi-AAAHH SAVE ME NED!!!

I've been trying to make really lazy things that couldn't possibly be funny outside of /tv/.
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>>71842463
Well if your niece is a fucktard that wants you to abandon your ancestoral home just to get hers back even though you belong to different houses and have different battles to fight, I'd die first too.
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>>71842538
*And

Sansa as Littlefinger, Lyanna Mormont as Ned
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>>71842546
I wonder if they will have Jaqen show up at Oldtown now that his storyline with Arya is over
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>>71842546
Orrrr, d&d just blows up citadel completely like the sept
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ayo so u be sayin
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>>71842562
You have to meme harder. Make it Arthur/Howland.
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>>71842563
>Blackfish: most well-known for never marrying, never staying at Riverrun, and instead staying in the Vale to keep Lysa company.
>He only leaves the Vale to guard and assist Catelyn and Robb

>Yo, can you help Sansa up North?
>NO WAY GOTTA DEFEND MY ANCESTRAL HOME
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>>71842374
Jon is a piece of shit. Its ok when emo boy kills a kid but oh no Davos whos been sucking his dick all season is forbidden from killing a child murderer...
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>>71842515

Would have loved Bran right after he woke up then.
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>>71842685
Who did Shireen kill to warrant execution?
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I ship Brojen. No particular reason, but they're both cute boys.
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>>71842720
>Come not between the Lord of Light and his prey
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>>71842674
When he was gone in the vale his home was still held by Tullys you dip.
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>>71842626
WE
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>>71842062

>OY SANSER WUY DIDYA BETRAY MEH YA FOOKIN COONT UM KIGGINDANORFF WUT

>"Because I go where the large peckers are"

>"WUT? IT AIN'T DA SIZE IT'S 'OW YER USE ET, FOOKIN OY"

>"My Lord CIA has both a large cock and know how to use it. Face it Jon, you've lost"

>OY DIS IS FOOKIN BULLOCKS SENPAI OY WUT AFTER ULL UV DUN WUT ABOUT MENS RIGHTS INNIT?

>"lol, goodbye Jon. Enjoy your small pecker in obscurity faggot"

>WUH
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>>71842720
I meant Jon knowing Melly is a child killer and being like meh you're banished over letting Davos execute her.
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>>71842730
This
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>>71842751
Damn he really loves that castle he never set foot in for years while standing loyally by his family.
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>>71842674
>DABID DABID WHAT IF WE KILL OFF ALL THE OLDER WARRIROS AND GENERALS FOR LE YOUNGER ABECROMBIE AND FICH MODELS???
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>>71842810
Why isn't that baby mixed raced?
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>>71842810
Genuinely good scene in a terrible arc. I have no idea why they didn't just adapt Qarth from he books and then change up the visions if they wanted.
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KING GENDRY BARATHEON
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>>71842781

It's a damn shame those tits are about to be jacked the fuck up by childbirth
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>>71842750
>No man can kill me
>I am no man
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>>71842788
It doesn't matter if he wasn't in it.
Imagine if your parents owned a home that was worth a bunch of money, it's the house you grew up in and it's been in your family since before anyone can remember. Now you get a job in the city and you take off, go live your life. Then some asshole murders your entire family and takes your house and calls it his? How you gonna feel about it? Gonna say fuck it and fuck off to somewhere cold?
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>>71842810
We got that over this lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7Y90MZcjs
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>>71842782
>face bran makes when ditched miles away from the wall
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>the Lords of Westeros celebrating at Kings Landing, showering Daenerys with gifts and the songs of their people
>Daenerys smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand dead men on horses
>we see Jon driving the dead to fight atop the ice dragon
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, men, women, and children are freezing, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE BABES TO ICECROWN CITADEL," Jon shouts, "FEED THE REST TO THE WALKERS!"
>"Yes," cries Sansa, "Winter has come!"
>Danny looks on, her face grief-stricken
>"Seven hells," Daenerys whispers, "he's even making my dragons pay the Iron Price!"
>fade to black
>written by D&D
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>>71842897
that video makes it seem like low budget ScyFy schlock
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>>71842730
i wish meera died instead of jojen, jojen was a way more interesting character
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>>71842892
It does matter since his loyalty is to his family. It's why he does literally everything he does in the series.
Imagine if your favorite niece and her son were just murdered, leaving you the only one to help her other children still alive. Instead of dying to defend a castle that you barely had any attachment to, how would you feel about going up North to assist your remaining grand-niece? Gonna say fuck it and commit suicide by Lannister?
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>>71842890
quick post more real world Valyrian Steel
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>>71842730
>>71842782
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>>71842966
Its just the vids/pics he uses and their quality.
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>>71842897
Quarth is my least favorite storyline in the entire show. Even Dorne was more tolerable because there was less of it and the parts without the Sand Snakes were fine.
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>>71843011
kek jojen cant lift bran with those noodle arms
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>>71843011
you
just
KNOW
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>>71842996
He didn't even know Sansa. Literally probably met her once in his life. He did however live for his formative years in that castle.
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>>71842936
>lol good luck nephew
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>>71842730
b-baka
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>>71842890
Brienne: I will kill you if you touch him!
Stannis: Do not come between the Lord of Light and his prey.

Renly: I know your face... Brienne. My eyes darken.
Brienne: No. No. I'm going to save you.
Renly: You already did... Brienne. My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed. Brienne...
[dies]

Stannis: [taking Brienne by the throat] You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
[Pod stabs Stannis from behind; the Lord of Light shrieks and falls to his knees. Brienne rises and pulls off her helm, her hair falls down over her shoulder]
Brienne: I am no man. In the name of Renly, of House Baratheon, the rightful king, I sentence you to die.
[she thrusts her sword into Stannis's helm and twists; he shrieks and implodes]
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>>71842987

Plus, unlike Meera, Jojen would have the balls to fuck Bran in the cave. Bran would have something to occupy him between his weirnet lessons and Night King would never know where he was.
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>>71842890
The Valryain Steel swords in the show arent folded like in the books right? So how can one tell the difference?
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>>71843066
Yeah, I agree. I always tend to value old castles over the lives of my most beloved niece's children.
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>>71843161
i just thought jojen was a more interesting character and meera is kind of 1 dimensional and boring but ok that works too
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>>71843223

That traumatized look on his face.
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>>71843142

That's a nice picture.
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post cute art
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>>71843239
youre saying this fanart lied to me?
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>>71843302
When will reachtards learn? Field of Fire best day of my life
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>>71843306

Unfortunately, yes. He does have a little more emotional depth than that. Look into his eyes. He's clearly going like "what the fuck?"
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>>71843302
who is the dude supposed to be...
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>>71843353

Only Ramsay would find this cute art.
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>>71843142
how old is jojen
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Joffrey and Sansa would be a functional couple now. Her new found cruelty and uncaring ways would make them hit it off well.
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>>71843378
robb
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>>71843302
post cute disney starks
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How the hell can the holy hundred exsist prio to Cersies law that made the faith to have military power again?

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Holy_Hundred
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>yfw Jon Snu must ally himself with the others to defeat the mad queen
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>>71842062
I want Sansa to fuck Jon. I want Little Finger to watch.
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>>71843414

I think he was meant to be like thirteen-fourteen in the show.
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>>71843302
>tfw no more cute moments between Shireen, Edric Storm and Devan Seaworth, learning to read with Pylos and playing with Patchface
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>>71843464
They were a group not beholden to the faith, but instead noted for their strict adherence to the teachings of the seven. They served Stannis on the Blackwater, and chose not to answer the Septon's call to arms.

So they were not a military arm of the faith, but instead a religious brigade of Stormlander knights.
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>>71843517
Is that Rhaegar?
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>>71843576
simply none more cute
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>>71843522
Its far more likely for Littlefinger to fuck Sansa while Jon watches.
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>>71843633

Might as well lie there, maybe hug/kiss Meera and wait for the wights to catch up.
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>>71843680

Littlefinger has always been the cuck. It has to come full circle with him challenging Jon to a duel and him being killed in the duel.
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>>71843458
Starkies :3
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>>71843578
hm good answer
but still
They served stannis despite him not being in the faith of the seven, and prio to that Renly
And now they serve Jaime

They seem like a merc company at this point
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D&D are the true kinéma masters of our time.
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>>71843750
That's what I'm saying. Despite their belief in honoring and strictly following the laws of the Seven, they are still knights beholden to their liege lords.

Like every other lord/knight who bent the knee after the Blackwater, they served Joffrey and now serve Tommen.

Jaime specifically chooses them because he wants to 'clean up' Harrenhal after its 3 previous masters essentially raped and pillaged it into the ground. The Holy Hundred are well-known enough to command respect, and pious enough to resist any bribes/temptations and justly execute those responsible for the many injustices committed.
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>>71842730
BranxJojenxMeera, the 3 heads of the (ice) dragon
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why did Sam join the night's watch instead of the citadel ?
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>>71843895

It's poetry. Plus, both the Reeds ravishing Bran is quite appealing.
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>>71843894
Ty sir for clearing this up for me
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>>71843889
Is this Kïñò?
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>>71843915

Because his Father wanted him to be a fighter, not a nerd.
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>>71843915
his father wouldn't let him

iirc he told him something along the lines of "my son won't serve in chains"
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>>71843915
Night watch was supposed to man him up and make him a warrior. But we all saw how that worked out.
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>>71843915
Randyll would have had him killed rather than suffer (in his very illogical eyes) the dishonor of an heir who cannot follow in his martial footsteps
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>>71843915
>“My lord,” Sam said, “my f-f-f-father, Lord Randyll, he, he, he, he, he... the life of a maester is a life of servitude.” He was babbling, he knew. “No son of House Tarly will ever wear a chain. The men of Horn Hill do not bow and scrape to petty lords.” If it is chains you want, come with me.

>For three days and three nights Sam had sobbed himself to sleep, manacled hand and foot to a wall. The chain around his throat was so tight it broke the skin, and whenever he rolled the wrong way in his sleep it would cut off his breath.
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>>71843750
Can someone make one of these for when Gollum says stannis believed he was king because a divine power wanted him on the throne?
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>>71843915
his father didnt want him in there
cus is father is a dick who cant see the honour in being a maester for a powerfull house

the real question is

Why didnt castle black send a raven to the Citadel asking for a new maester?

Its gonna take years for Sam to become one
the fucking Lords cant just send a guy they know to oldtown because they want them to be their new maesters
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Theonsa>>>Jonsa
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>>71844085
It's a way to send Sam (who needs to become a maester) and Gilly (who is carrying Mance's baby to 'save' it from Melly) away from the Wall while also starting a Night's Watch recruitment tour.

It was a good move by Jon.
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>>71844085
>Why didnt castle black send a raven to the Citadel asking for a new maester?

>“If you ask the Citadel for more maesters...”
>“I mean to. We’ll have need of every one. Aemon Targaryen is not so easily replaced, however.”
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>>71844128

Theon can't give her the dick.
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>>71844085
>Why didnt castle black send a raven to the Citadel asking for a new maester?
It would make too much sense and they needed cheap tension.
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>>71844161
You don't need dick to love
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when is euron vs bran ravenbowl happening?
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>>71844077
can you link the vid?
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>>71844221

Never. It would be so ridiculously one-sided, it wouldn't even take two minutes. Bran would fuck his mind harder than Jaime fucking Cersei.
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Is Bran a eunuch? Aside from a slight deepening of his voice, there doesn't seem to have been any change since he grew up.
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>>71844276
This, Bran is the top fighter in that universe because of his super powers.
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>>71844327
is bran eventually going to get good enough at warging that he can warg another human without leaving them brain damaged?
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>>71844352

He'll probably never warg another human again. It's an abomination, dontcha know. And Hodor is the only one he's ever been shown to do it with.
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>>71844321
what the fuck are you talking about.... the actor is obviously not a eunuch and bran is still 10 years old in the books
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>>71844352
Probably, but leaving brain damage might also be to his benefit. He can amass a giant army of retards to do his bidding.
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>>71844396
i think he will. otherwise it was a pointless power to introduce because hodor is dead.
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>>71844410
>He can amass a giant army of retards to do his bidding.

>Implying he didn't already do it in the past as the Night's King and his wights
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>>71844405

The character. Bran is, what, seventeen in the show? Yet there doesn't seem to be much facial hair or really anything else except a slightly deeper voice. Combine that with most anons here agreeing his dick doesn't work and no contradicting evidence in the show, and he fits the basic description of a eunuch.
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So Sansa was 13 in Season 1 Episode 1 and 14 in Season 3 Episode 8.

How old is she now?
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>>71844440
>it was a pointless power to introduce because hodor is dead.

There are plenty of other useful retards, like Robert Strong and Wun Wun.
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>>71843517
I think in the show they established that Others/WW are just mindless walking WMDs. I hope there's more to it in the books (if we ever get that far), but it really seems like they're just setting up for a "Dany and Jon fight evil ice demons" ending in the show.
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>>71844440

D&D conveniently forgot Melisandre could bring Rickon back. I could believe they'd forget Bran can warg people.
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>>71844481
>How old is she now?

idk

Gilly's baby is still like 3 months old in season 6, episode 10.
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post grrms face when D&D showed him a final cut of the sand snek scenes
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>>71844481
She was 13 in the books. They aged everyone up for the show.
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>>71844269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWe4vjwxXg4
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>>71844472
You don't seem to know what a eunuch is. And if he can get haircuts in the cave then I'm sure he can shave.

Also nothing has been said of the state of his cock, really.
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>>71843579
it's from that dracula film
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>>71843740
I like the one of the baratheons because they're all smiling except Stannis
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If Tommen had been betrothed to Lyanna Mormont, would anything have changed?
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>>71844472
because they want him to still look somewhat young and the actor would look weird as hell with facial hair
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>>71844527
>implying he gives a shit
>implying it wasn't his idea
>implying it's not going to happen in the books
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How long before we find out Jon isn't actually "Jon" and the real Jon is in Ghost?
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>"Stannis is unlovable"
>Except his wife loves him, despite him only fucking her once of twice a year
>And the man who might know him best, Cressen loved him
>And Davos loved him
>And his men appear to love him
>And his direct vassal on Driftmark continue to support him
Stannis seemed plenty lovable to me
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>>71844481
She lied about her age in Season 3.

She is 18.

>>71844508
They didn't forget though? Mel even said she isnt the one bringing Jon back, it was R'hllor

>>71844526
Gilly's baby is a dwarf, that's why hes so small.
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>>71844633
crashing this series with no survivors
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>>71844647
Renly was the unloved one. Literally everyone ditched him.
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>>71844607
He won't be a Sparrow pawn for one, and she'll stomp on his balls until he man's up and fucks them.
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>>71844607
Lyanna would have set the entire country straight with one of her gutsy, in-your-face speeches.

Tommen would have killed himself for some reason or another though to let queen Lyanna reign.
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>>71844530
ah I havent seen that vid before
the amount of bullshit from D&D made me stop watching it

I remember in season 2 when they talked shit about mannis in a inside the episode
I think that would be a better fit
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>>71844674
Guess Renly had plenty of fairweather friends while Stannis had a core of friends till the end.
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>>71844675

And he'd be a better warrior at twelve than Joffrey was at sixteen, not that that's much of an accomplishment.
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>>71844529
No, she's like 11 in the books, and she's now only turning 14 in TWOW.

On the show, Sansa says she's 14 on her wedding night with Tyrion.
Still, if we assume she was nearly 15, then that means she would turn 16 at the end of season 4, would turn 17 at the end of season 5 (so Ramsay would have taken her virginity and continually raped her while she was 16), and would have turned 18 by the end of season 6.
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>>71844674
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Anyone got the epub/ebook of all released TWOW chapters? Including Aeron I and Tryion I&II if possible??
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>>71844794
Who cares? The books aren't canon anymore.
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>>71844702
"We researched medieval military tactics."
>had pikemen against cavalry
>chose swords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKZPgGbUuX0
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>>71844877

The show hasn't been canon since the end of season four.
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>>71844877
Obviously he does since hes asking.
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>>71844472
>The character. Bran is, what, seventeen in the show?
15

>Yet there doesn't seem to be much facial hair
Because he shaves? If he can get a haircut he can surely shave.

>or really anything else except a slightly deeper voice.
And growing?

>Combine that with most anons here agreeing his dick doesn't work
Most anons agree that his dick works, actually.

>and no contradicting evidence in the show,
Literally nothing in the show has said anything about it.

>and he fits the basic description of a eunuch.
Do you even know what a Eunuch is?
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>>71844904
they didn't research jack shit. if they did more than 5 minutes of reading a wikipedia page the battles in the show wouldn't be so awful
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If Night King kills Jon, will he raise him as a normal wight or a Walker?
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>>71844793
she is the young griff now?
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>>71844996
Blew all their money on their precious hardshit which had snuh snuh snuh in it. They're so petty. They cast Manderly for one episode just so bearbitch could shit on him for d&d. I think they had a stroke when grrm told them the northern plot and how integral stannis is and that he BTFO Ramsay. So they out of spite did their own version.
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>>71845073
why would he raise that gormless shit at all
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>>71845095

He seemed to recognize Jon as a worthy adversary at Hardhome. Figured he might do more with a warrior that capable than just turn him into a stupid zombie.
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>>71845140
i guess fat sam and meera are also worthy adversaries
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>>71845140
is it possible to turn an adult into white walker just by touching to his cheek?
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>>71845093
grrm has been distancing himself from the show since season 4. i really think he's pissed about what they've done to his series, but he can't say anything because hbo $$$$$.

once the show ends i wouldn't be surprised if he wrote some really negative articles about hbo and D&D
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>>71845185
i think they have to be stabbed with the thingy
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>>71845170

Sam and Meera both killed it either from behind or range. Jon beat one in Wun-Wun combat. Besides, Night King doesn't know about Sam or Meera.
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>>71845185
Not just by touching his cheek, but yes, you can turn adults.

Benjen was supposed to become a White Walker but the Children stopped the spread of their magic.
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>>71845206
A friend of mine went to Balticon and attended his stuff and she said he made a few indirect jabs at the show like how hollywood gets sword fighting wrong and the idiocy of dual weilding and how he didnt come down to watch the episode with everyone else when every other author and person did.
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>>71845262
>Benjen was supposed to become a White Walker but the Children stopped the spread of their magic.

no he fucking wasn't.


>White walker stabbed me in the gut. Left me there to die, to turn.


He meant turn into a wight, not a white walker
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>tfw Season 7 is the war between Sarah Connor and Sarah Connor
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>>71845262
the condition isn't the same. benjen was dying and was becoming a wight.

baby on the other hand was completely healthy and turned into white walker.
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>>71845268
ha

i can't wait to see grrm completely sperg the fuck out on his blog about the show, i'm more interested in reading that than twow
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Stannis will sit the throne in the end of ASOIAF but he will have lost everything and throw himself into the flames.
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>>71845399
stannis is going to die and be brought back and be the new nights king
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>>71845399
Stannis has already won (in my headcanon)
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>>71842217
fairly certain this is already a fanfic
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>>71845503

I don't know. I doubt it. Most don't think of the Mormonts and Cersei as getting along. But if it isn't a fanfic, it needs to be.
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>>71845399
Wrong Baratheon familia
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>>71845552
But how will Stannis be consumed by the fire of his own crown?
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>>71845582
He will be burned (willing or unwilling) as part of a desperate attempt to turn the tide against the others. Melisandre needed Stannis specifically because of his unfaltering will and sense of duty towards the seven kingdoms; an iron will to slave to her shadows and fire.

From the ashes, a molten golem will rise to lead march against the white walkers, fires guttering only when Dany arrives with her dragons.

His crown, figuratively assuming the role of king, will consume him and turn him to ash.
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>>71843522
Season 7 will start with Jon and Sansa reluctantly fucking on Ned & Cat's old bed while LF looks on through a keyhole with his 'little finger' out and dripping.

Jon keeps his eyes closed and imagines Ygritte in the throes of death as he methodically pumps his tiny little pecker into his "half-sister's" ginger curtain. Sansa has a pained, disgusted look on her face which only makes Petyr harder. As Jon reaches his bastardly climax, Sansa realizes that once the bastard has filled her with his dirty seed, she will have fulfilled her purpose of being a breeding machine and secured her place as top whore in the north. EUUUUURR HUR HUUUUGHH Jon grunts as Sansa's dry cunt gobbles up his globby bastard cum. Peytr's eyes widen and his body shakes with both pleasure and shame as he spills his own load onto the cold stone of Winterfell.
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>>71843522
>tfw you will never lick Sansa's heels
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>>71845707
Playing Stannis in that mod is really annoying, especially after / if you win because you can't marry outside of your religious group so you can't marry off Shireen to anyone
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>>71845765

He will find and blow the Dragonbinder, burning himself from the inside out to bind the dragons to Jon Snow's service so he can battle Night's King.
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Who is the father of Lena's daughter?
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>>71845582
Daenerys just as hes amassed the no.s to fight the others thus dooming Westeros.
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>>71845869
Bonifer Hasty, or maybe Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack or Moonbody for all I know
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>>71845869
that is clearly kit's daughter

look at that dopey face, that is kit
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>>71845950
>Moonbody
Fuck, I meant Moonboy.
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>>71845869
Clearly the Mountain.
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>>71845540
Wearing Robert's Crown features a Cersei that wears armor, becomes Benjen's waifu and fucks shit up iirc
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>>71846034

Probably as close as one will get.
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>>71842842
She is. Implies the mother is over-white. Just like Peggy Lipton's daughter looks white even though her father is a negroidaloid.
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>>71846124
Thought the baby was a boy.

In Dany's dream in the book her son had darker skin but silver hair, so the whiter looking baby of the show sorta fits.

Also that scene was pretty underrated.
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>>71845845

There's a mod to open that in the Steam workshop btw. Something like "Religion Marriage All" or something.
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>>71845799
That's a hype train I can get on board with.
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>>71845799

And, unbeknownst to them all, Bran is watching with Weirvision wishing he could jerk off.
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>>71846302
I might add that to my pasta, thanks.
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>>71846302
He could just warg someone else and fap. Maybe Meera.
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>>71846302
bran jerked off during a weirwood dream and lyanna sat on the weirwood sperm and out popped jon 9 months later
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>>71846384

If he could warg Meera, he wouldn't still be a virgin.
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>>71844481
fuck I hate her sleepy retarded eyes
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>>71842414
He was killed off screen. Literally trash tier.
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>>71844793
I'd happily rub her down in the changerooms
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>Varamyr Sixskins wargs into female wolves so he can be fucked by male wolves

I literally can't think of a more patrician fetish than this.
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>>71846444
you mean this?
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>>71846480
i don't remember that. i thought he would warg into the scar eyed alpha male one?
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>>71846480

This place grows more depraved each thread and I love it.
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>>71846510
She was a whore.
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>>71846587
>was

she is not dead. she still is.
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>>71846420
how do you know he is still a virgin anon?
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>>71846699

When and who would have done it? Meera doesn't act like she would if they'd fucked. Unless you're suggesting Leaf had him at some point.
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>>71846525

>Haggon would have called it abomination, but Varamyr had often slipped inside her skin as she was being mounted by One Eye. He did not want to spend his new life as a bitch, though, not unless he had no other choice. Stalker might suit him better, the younger male … though One Eye was larger and fiercer, and it was One Eye who took Sly whenever she went into heat.

-ADWD Prologue
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>>71846754
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>>71846795

He was ten years old you sick bastard.
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>>71846794
varamyr CONFIRMED degenerate
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>>71846835
i didnt mean right then you degenerate
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>>71846836
>>71846850
degeneratemind
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>>71846850

What are you suggesting, that Hodor took Bran against his will while they were in the cave, knowing he'd die Holding The Door soon enough anyway? That is foul, anon, and you need help.
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>>71846878
>against his will

kek
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>>71842062
Judas was paid
She will do it for free
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>>71846902

Bran spends most of his time unconscious in the weirnet or sleeping. He won't be awake and thus not able to give consent. Thus, rape.
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>>71842163
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>>71846936
Isn't getting to become Queen "payment"?
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>>71847203
no she will make a sacrifice
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someone explain this faggot to me
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>>71847327
What is it to explain
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>>71847327
He is peak normie. The most normie.
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>ywn lose your virginity by raping Sansa to death
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>>71846939
>implying he wouldnt warg into hodor to fuck himself
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>>71847508
no thanks @ that pudgy beast
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>>71847508
>tfw you will never lose your virginity by being raped to death BY Sansa
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>>71842961
>and who
>are you
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Are Salt Wives who are married to the Iron King called Salt Queens?
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>>71844672
*cashing
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>>71847658
w e w
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OTP?
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>>71847951
only if you include all three
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>>71847992
no
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>>71848023
all 4 then
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>>71848023
haeving prooblem?
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>>71847744
I don't believe their wives have any title. A salt wife isn't actually wed to them anyway, they're concubines. They'e the women kidnapped by the ironmen during raids. An ironborn may keep several salt wives, but only one ironborn "rock wife".
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>>71848085
he looks so miserable

i bet emilia smells bad
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anyone else fap thinking about that girly maester getting used like a woman on victarion's boat
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