Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?
>>71836559
He's allergic
>>71836559
He looks more like a ham and eggs kinda guy.
that's how the series ends, he tears popeye in half.
That'd be pretty bluto
>>71836559
He doesn't like the taste.
>>71836559
He looks like a steak and eggs kind of guy
Why doesn't Bluto just take the eagles to Mordor?
>Bluto is strong thanks to years of excercise
>Popeye is stronger thanks to taking some shady substance
Seriously, what did they mean by this?
>>71836559
Probably didnt had the same effect on him.
>>71838623
Its basically a show to drive the home point of "eat your veggies".
Also Bluto is just fat.
>>71838623
Popeye is strong without spinach, he 's SUPER strong with it.
Also Bluto HAS taken spinach before, Popeye force fed it to him so he'd get beat up by Bluto to get sympathy from Olive Oyl.
>>71838683
Badass as fuck.
Btw how is the real life movie? Any good?
>>71836559
>>71836559
>eating a can of watery, disgusting green nonsense
i fell for this as a kid
got myself a can & started eating this green meme
mfw
>>71839032
Now that's what I callclimate control
>>71839032
Why did animation die?
He just didn't.
>>71839138
because turns out kids will watch flash quality shit
why on earth would you spend extras money when you wont get more viewers (except maybe a few manchildren)
>>71839138
tumblr and koreans
better question is
why does spinach have such a bad rep outside popeye. If someone would get all their information about it from movies, he would think its literal poison, that only madmen eat from time to time or parents give ti to their children as punishment
but that sweet sweet coca cola and candies and coffee, man thats what dreams are made of
also diabetes
tldr hail spinach and fuck sugar
>>71839138
Because people want actual money to do it.
The entirety of looney toons cost about 20k, accounting for inflation, because they didn't pay the animators shit.
>>71839305
Popeye pls
>>71839352
god damn he blow the fuck out of her
>>71839352
HAHAH BASED BLUTO
>>71839352
HOW WILL OLIVE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS RECKONING
>>71839305
I like them.
Sure they arent the tastiest things but they are good and a nice flavor.
>>71839352
Top kek.
>>71839692
see, this was posted on /pol/ awhile back
i was in the thread
this shit is beautiful
amazing work, took many animators to make this
>>71839352
Wew lad.
>>71839352
oh shit
she probaly cried and had popeye beat up bluto for that
>>71836559
>tfw you realize Popeye is a vegan
woah
>>71839692
This is better than anime will ever be. Prove me wrong
>>71839952
i don't remember him eating dick and sending a letter to literally everyone he's ever met informing about it though.
>>71839078
I like spinach
learn to cook
>>71839032
>Cartoons will never EVER be this comfy to watch again
>>71839692
Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?
>>71838683
how strong is bluto then? bluto survived all of popeyes assaults so hes gotta be a god too
>>71840204
SINBAD THE SAILOR
Man he was a real cock in that cartoon.
>>71839305
>why does spinach have such a bad rep outside popeye
it doesnt. if it ever gets mentioned negatively, its from a kid who doesnt like eating veggies including carrots or green peppers. spinach is great and its probably most commonly eaten on pizza and in spinach and artichoke dip. i like it simply wilted in a bit of butter, with some kind of stringy melted cheese on top
>>71838840
it has Shelley Duval as Olive so premium fap material if that's your fetish
He doesn't need performance enhancing drugs to fight
>>71840231
>its probably most commonly eaten on pizza
i dont have a reaction image extreme enough for my level of disgust
>>71840276
it's all natural, the FDA can't do shit!
is olive elite at fucking or giving head or something?
>>71839032
he punched the storm back into clear weather
wat
>>71840289
youre not a faggot are you?
>creamy, garlicky white sauce
>spinach
>sometimes white onion
>grilled chicken if you wish
>topped in a mix of asiago and provolone
its good
>>71840247
Thats good.
Thanks.
>>71840317
They will when they find out where he's been buying this "spinach"
>>71838683
but can he survive the cancer in his arms?
>>71839032
i feel like watching popeye now
>>71840358
When Popeye wants you to knock off your shit, you knock off your shit
>>71838683
This reminds me of one punch man. Especially the comet and Martian shit.
>>71839305
I love spinach in subs or in scrambled eggs. Shit is good and makes me feel like popeye
>>71840549
So if he wanted to rape it's no stopping him
>>71840439
That crust looks dry as fuck and there´s not even any seasoning on it.
Did you get that from the supermarket?
>>71840492
That only made him stronger.
>>71840723
Popeye is a gentleman
>>71839032
That's some nice animation.
>>71840439
is it 'za
Pretty much anything you'd use lettuce for, spinach is better for. Spinach tastes better than lettuce and it's got tons of healthy shit in it. It's like eating pure nutrients and vitamins whereas eating lettuce is basically like eating cardboard
>>71840804
I've been saying this for years.
>>71840804
SIDF pls go
>>71836559
It's funny that Popeye is the second most powerful fictional being in existence next to Big Rig 6 truck.
>>71839352
HOLY SHIT!
live stream of popeye for wmp if anyone is interested:
mms://popeye.tubtub.com/
>>71840759
>expecting seasoning on crust
do you frequent pizza hut by any chance, you unbelievable faggot?
>order spinach pizza from pizza hut
>they toss some tree leaves on a normal pizza and squirt teriyaki sauce on it
>>71840879
>Big Rig 6 truck.
Look, you've got a story to tell, just tell it.
popeye was a real nigga
>>71840906
Thanks anon.
>>71840912
that's baby spinach plebmeister
>>71840938
Gave that nigga a free trip.
I need to rewatch these sometime. Haven't seen them in years
>>71840912
I was talking about the pizza itself you donkey!
Learn to read between the lines.
>>71840929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8X7Vj6JXPk
>>71840938
Can still hear that cavalry charge in my head when he summons the biceps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1huPYerp0
>>71836559
Why are people so obsessed with literal great depression era propaganda from the spinach lobby? They were designed to trick people into thinking the only food you need to buy to be strong is spinach.
Stop being misled. WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>71840804
please dont hurt us popeye
Isn't there an episode where Popeye gets tired of Olive's shit?
>>71840439
my disgust was at "most commonly", not that spinach can be potentially used as a pizza topping
>ugly white male gets superpowers, beats up his bully and fucks a submissive low-test girl
no wonder why you guys like it so much
>>71841063
if you dont like classic cartoons you literally suck ass
>>71841063
spinach is literally the god-tier vegetable, it's so goddamn good for you WHY ARE YOU NOT EATING IT RIGHT NOW
>>71840929
Forgot to add this: https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/2nc4d2/til_that_in_big_rigs_over_the_road_racing_the/
Someone tried to mathematically calculate this.
>>71841104
better hope P isnt on the block to hear that shit
>>71841063
no it came from a typo about the amounts of iron in spinach, then it became a meme
>watching cartoon network as a kid
>the popeye hour comes on
>know I stayed up too late
literally the worst cartoon. Only show that was worse was the bannas.
> It is well known for its nutritional qualities and has always been regarded as a plant with remarkable abilities to restore energy, increase vitality and improve the quality of the blood. There are sound reasons why spinach would produce such results, primarily the fact that it is rich in iron. Iron plays a central role in the function of red blood cells which help in transporting oxygen around the body, in energy production and DNA synthesis. Spinach is also an excellent source of vitamin K, vitamin A, vitamin C and folic acid as well as being a good source of manganese, magnesium, iron and vitamin B2. Vitamin K is important for maintaining bone health and it is difficult to find vegetables richer in vitamin K than spinach.
you have 10 seconds to explain to me why you are not eating spinach right now
>>71841104
>>71841188
Y'all cruisin' for a bruisin'
>>71841081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iYtdE5Q6Zw
>>71841188
the banana splits, not the bananas
I remember watching cartoons at night as a kid. We'd always get to the point where we'd ask to watch just 1 more cartoon before we had to go to bed.
But we had the rule 'popeye doesn't count.' So if the next cartoon was an episode of popeye, we'd get to watch one more after that.
Have we entered the age of spinach posting?
>>71841316
>he doesn't eat, love, and post about spinach literally all day
you're literally a gay
Go outside and eat spinach like a good boy
>>71840204
Is that the one where popeye pulls out an asbestos sheet to deflect a dragon's breath? I had that on 8mm.
>>71839078
Yes.
I love raw spinach. I'll eat it all day.
Fuck that slimy shit.
>>71841364
arugula master race
>>71841197
Cause I eat collard greens
>>71841395
>I had that on 8mm.
is that like a netflix knock-off?
>>71841238
yeah, that's it. thanks m8.
>>71841487
Something like that.
>>71841434
Aren't those the bitter as fuck greens that ruin any salad?
>>71841270
>popeye doens't count
but why
>>71840289
prepubescent confirmed
>>71841579
>doesn't enjoy bitterness
The true mark of a child's palate
I ask for spinach just for the dressings, croutons and bacon bits tbo
>>71841093
i would wager that its mostly consumed by the public on a pizza or in dip. im not talking about personal preference or how its best eaten.
like artichoke. who just up and eats artichoke? compare those who do against those who eat it in dip or on pizza, since its also a topping. i would say more people eat it like this than cook it themselves
>>71841627
>I eat shit flavored food just to seem manly and mature
eat your dads cock then
>yfw
>>71841672
>getting this defensive about salad
wew kiddo i bet you put sugar in your coffee
>>71840162
i can see you have trouble comprehending things
1: a child is not going to cook
2: you eat it out of the can like how he does in the cartoon, retard
i hope we cleared this up you smug fat neckbeard
>>71841679
And I thought comic sans was bad
>>71839032
Fuck this is really well done. Where can I watch some quality Popkino?
>>71841718
i like milk & sugar, yes
unless its really good coffee, normal every-day coffee is bitter & only old people can enjoy that level of bitterness you dumb fedora tipping fuck
>>71841627
>i drink coffee black and eat dark chocolate because im an adult
>this is how grown up i am
>you are a child for not pretending to be a twat
im not gonna say people dont enjoy bitter things. a lot do. but i will say that not everyone is as much of a faggot as yourself
>>71841395
Nah, aside from like one, those animals were just there for the song in that episode
>>71841238
Olive changed her tune real fucking quick.
>>71841718
I don't even drink coffee m8, again, you are consuming shitty things just for the upboats
>>71839352
Holy shit top bantz blew her out to next tuesday
>>71841790
At least Popeye had the sense to leave her after that shit
Didn't the trademark on Popeye end recently?
Could I use his image to profit ?
>>71841759
>>71841776
>>71841800
>mad
>at comestibles
>tfw I have some fresh spinach in the fridge right now
>>71839352
Fucking savage, based Bluto
>>71841718
Do you also only eat unsweetened cooking chocolate to compensate on your lack of manliness?
>>71841881
no, we're calling you a faggot
>>71841867
could be wrong but i think hes public domain now
>>71839352
Blutal
>>71840025
Completely different styles of animation. While western cartoons had been historically animated in 1s and with clear roots in stage acting, anime uses limited animation and takes inspiration and techniques from cinema.
>>71841867
>wants to make money off the image of some old dude
remember that BFG flopped
>>71838840
It's surprisingly watchable.
Also the little village used in the film was built specifically the the movie on a Greek island, and it's still there to this day. You can just go there and walk around.
>>71841991
americans like shakey cam so much they simulate it in animation
>>71841991
this looks horrible
>>71840804
Wtf I hate lettuce now
Honestly though I need to switch from that crunchy romaine heart shit to better veggies
>>71842080
niceme.me
>>71841888
are you going to do the four twenty & then the blaze it?
>>71842119
>>71842038
For example?
>>71841991
nigga this looks like shit. not just cause its shaking. its pretty standard animation, but this time its shaking to further its detriment
>but i like it so youre wrong
great argument
>>71841718
AH yes, I have to have a strong black cuppa with my unfiltered cigarettes and burnt black steaks because I'm and man and I like shitty things
>>71836559
I remember a black and white WW2 episode where Bluto is trying to avoid draft, but at the end they both eat spinach and team up to beat up some japs.
Also, Popeye is already fucking strong without spinach. At some point Bluto jumps off a building in order to injure himself, and Popeye runs down the stairs and arrives first so he can catch him. That's some Quicksilver level bullshit.
>>71842169
oh i see, you're already higher than a Georgia pine tree
>>71842102
no it really does look like shit even popeye is more lively
>>71839032
Oh my god modern animation fucking sucks.
>>71842204
>But I don't like it so I'm right
great argument.
>>71842285
fuck off weeb
>>71839352
>this comic would have got someone fired if written today
I want to go back.
>>71842246
>that classic Superman episode where Superman just flies to Japan and fucks up their navy with his bare hands and beats the shit out of their officers.
>>71842271
>It's more lively therefore it's better.
Nice logic. This is why western animation died, it was always seen as a kids thing, meanwhile Japan already transcended that mindset.
>>71842285
the webms dont help. its all shitty, cheap animation. not that im asking for really good animation, im okay with shit. but you are saying this is fantastic and you are very very wrong
>>71836559
I thought that his name was Brutus.
>>71839032
>needing to take a performance enhancing drug to beat up literal skeletons
Immersion ruined
>>71839032
>all that forced animation
Thank god it got phased out.
>>71842376
>naruto accidentally stops a rape attempt
>People calling Wolf Link a dog
>>71839305
I fuckin' hate spinach. It's one of the few greens I actively avoid. Kale is another one.
>>71842389
Of course it's cheap animation. The anime industry doesn't have a fraction of the budget and resources the west industry had back in their golden era, but they can do more with less.
>>71842390
you've warped into a different dimension where the only differences are that you never won the lottery and brutus was named bluto
>>71838683
can spinach Popeye beat resentment Plork?
>>71842539
okay now that a bit TOO cheap for my tastes. and i dont think i would like whatever was happening on the screen even if it had good animation
>>71842439
>>71842376
>>71842285
>>71842173
>>71842102
>samefag trying to troll in a thread that has objectively better animation
popeye > anime
>>71842585
What do you mean by cheap?
>>71842591
>simple cartoonish drawings
>0 attempt at physics
>b-b-b-but it's fluid
>>71842645
>cartoonish
>in a cartoon
>wwwaaaah why isn't animation like this any more
Because animators in the west don't want to work for minimum fucking wage so they outsource the animation to soul less Koreans who do it for super cheap but really poor fps and stocky animation is what you get in return.
>>71842376
>Naruto out of fucking no where
The hell is that from?
>>71842692
You know what I mean.
You're ignoring every other point I made for a meme image because you don't have an argument. If you actually don't know what I mean, you're just retarded.
>>71842564
That's a tough one.I feel that, given popeye's age, he's very resistant to the force of resentment. Having lived a full resentless life, constantly energizing himself with spinach, it's hard to imagine he'd lose.
If plork had eaten his spinach, he would be a happy man till the day he dies, and his body would've built up natural resistance to Resent energy. Then and only then, he could have a chance against popeye.
>>71842743
one of the movies, stupid punk ruined an assassination
>>71842766
>>71842692
See >>71842376
>>71842644
its cheap. costs less than average. is of lower quality. im not familiar with the terms and im not very eloquent. but i can very clearly see with my three eyes that theres a lot of frames missing, the characters are sloppily drawn every frame because precision takes time and money and because quickly shifting and moving "hides" how bad it looks. its almost entirely composed of those pictures taken from moving frames where everything is distorted and skewed and looks silly because its supposed to "look good" in motion but it actually looks like shit regardless. that webm is mostly that cheap, loose animation that looks bad plus its very very not fluid or smooth and doesnt attempt to be
>>71842743
I think it was the first one they made, Naruto is assigned to protect some movie star shooting a movie in a snow village. Some group wants them dead and so they fight them off.
>Liking Hannah Barbera shit
>>71842803
the choppiness and shaky camera just fucking ruin it for me
fuck off you neckbeard autist
>>71842376
>looks like something from Cowboy Beebop
>suddenly Naruto in his orange fucking jumpsuit
>>71842770
I don't know, I think resentment can corrupt the effects of spinach. We know for a fact that resentment never stops spreading. And that's treated like it's a fact. I know Popeye can break reality, but we don't know how far resentment spreads.
>watching some popeye now because of this thread
>Bluto just fucks with Popeye because why not
What a dick
>>71839692
While the animation is impressively smooth and the color scheme is gorgeous, a lot of the punches and falls have no weight to them at all.
>>71842838
>>71842848
Again fucking retards, anime works with limited animation, look up that term if you don't know what it is, they draw less frames because they don't have the time and money the west had in its golden era of animation. Nowadays western cartoons are made in Flash or Toon Boom for the most part, which require far less skills. Compare western to Japanese animation nowadays and you'll find that they use animation techniques far more complex than the simple 1 point perspective, stage-like composition, sloppy cartoony physics and basic visual direction western cartoons use
>>71842891
Another thing we should note : In mgg universe, resentment is treated as a power up, characters achieve higher levels of resent just to fight back the bigger evil. We see that while Santos couldn't even compare to Plork in his base form, Viveiros managed to fight back.
Golden age of animation > all other cartoons
>>71842591
>things smoothly curve upward when punched instead of squashing appropriate and hitting a hard angle to give them some weight
>>71843018
>your birth was never this magnificent
just end me
>>71843018
yeah we fucking get it. its cheap and choppy and shitty. the problem is you claiming its good despite admitting its shit. its not good. its not great. its decent to bad within our standards.
also, you fucking asked me what i meant by too cheap and i explained it. so dont call me a retard for explaining myself when asked and then having you fucking agree with my explanation
>>71843193
>its decent to bad within our standards.
american standards are low as fuck though.
>>71843193
>it's bad because they use limited animation
By your logic this is better than any anime webm posted here, since it's made in 1s, despite the in-betweens being automated by the computer.
Retard.
>>71843254
Adventure Time is by far the best current western cartoon
>>71843254
>>71843235
We're talking about the golden age of cartoons, not some cheaply animated unfunny garbage.
>there's more cartoon discussion on /tv/ then on the actual cartoon board
what the fuck happened?
/co/ is shit now
>>71843318
>We're talking about the golden age of cartoons
>not some cheaply animated unfunny garbage.
both of these are the same thing
>>71843375
your face is the same thing
>>71843254
faggot, it looks objectively bad. thats the point. you popped in saying western animation was shit and posted bad looking anime, which if i remember is actually the matrix. then you continued your autism by posting more bad looking anime and really really bad looking anime.
it looks bad, you admit its cheap and cuts animation, yet you keep fucking insisting its good. it looks bad
>>71843368
>/co/ is shit now
Its only good for comic storytimes
>>71839032
spoiler that shit nigga that's spooky af
>this single shitposting weeb
I bet he doesn't even eat spinach
>>71842539
Maybe if they didnt waste their money into generic animu crap and raised some standards instead of saturating the market with SOL harem anime BS.
>>71843368
/co/ just had a Popeye thread that lasted about 3 days
>>71843318
Then Japan is at a massive handicap here. Even the lowest budgeted 2D Disney film had more resources put up into it than the highest budgeted anime film ever. But even most Disney films for the most part used very basic compositions, if you really want to compare them, use their techniques used.
>>71843422
>you popped in saying western animation was shit and posted bad looking anime
I never said that, this is my first post >>71841991
>It looks bad
How? explain why it looks bad. You just keep saying it looks bad without actual arguments. Don't say because it has more frames or I'll just asume this >>71843254 kind of shit impresses you.
>>71843518
>implying modern amerijuan cartoons aren't generic as fuck or just copies of foreign stuff.
>>71843545
>Implying they arent.
Lel.
>>71839352
Rekt
>>71841395
That's the one where Popeye is Aladdin. When I was a kid we had a VHS tape of the Sinbad, Aladdin, and Forty Thieves cartoons on it.
>>71839352
thats not a gif
>>71843537
>How? explain why it looks bad
why? so you can call me a retard again but still agree with me? fuck off. i dont even know how you can keep shitposting with everyone calling you a shitposting faggot. i mean you probably do it for attention
>>71839352
That's more brutal than any of the beatings Popeye gave him.
>>71839138
To be fair Popeye was originally a cartoon series for the Cinema alongside Looney Tunes and the Disney shorts when people used to watch different shorts of things like the News and Republic serials
Its not fair to compare TV animation to Popeye. The Dreamworks and the Disney films look amazing on a big screen
Its a shame that traditional 2D animation died out
>>71843818
Its depressing that 3D animated movies are all we'll ever get from now on
Truth is that anime has managed to adopt more difficult cinematic techniques. Very hard to replicate using 2D animation. Traditional animation in the west is virtually dead nowadays since everyone here thinks it's for kids, there are no animators left, and the millennials working on newer cartoons use software to do most of their work instead of actually drawing shit.
>>71843704
>why? so you can call me a retard again
What a baby
>i dont even know how you can keep shitposting with everyone calling you a shitposting faggot.
No one is doing that but you since you can't actually argue a point against him. You just say it's shot and then cry about how anon called you a retard.
>>71841063
Nice shitpost nice shitpost
HOWEVER
>>71843939
Too bad that its waste in shitty harem animes.
Japan making one step forward and like 5 backwards.
>>71839352
>>71844046
At least they take steps, the west has been still for decades.
>>71844015
>No one is doing that
so youre blind then
>>71844076
But they are at least more original and arent killing their country.
>>71844131
>west
>more original
france maybe, but certainly not burgerstan
>and arent killing their country
daily shootings say otherwise.
>>71844131
I'm confused, are you taling about Japan? The Japan that doesn't fall for the refugee meme, or have niggers on the streets fucking shit up and jews controlling what the population watches on TV? That Japan?
>>71844131
>arent killing their country
wha?
>>71844183
Yes the west if more original. Thats why Japan animation budget died by just appealing to the same demographic of Otakus.
Japan hasnt been relevant in animation since Dragon Ball.
>>71844205
Yes Japan the one that its killing itself by promoting the death of traditional family and declining birthrates.
>>71839032
>weeb virgins will tell you that their chinese cartoons are better than this
>>71844358
weeb toons are at least in colour LOL
>>71838683
>>71839032
Popeye is a god, fyi.
>>71839352
mfw
>>71839692
Why is Gal Godat so angry in that?
>>71844358
>/pol/ will tell you that their american cartoons are better than weeb cartoons
>>71839138
The Jews
>>71844934
took you long enough
>>71838683
is he the chuck norris of cartoons?
>>71845387
haha chuck norries funny
>>71839352
Absolutely, unequivocally BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Se-iqDfPGE
what did they mean by this?
>>71836559
You know, Popeye got all his power from what he smoked in his pipe. The spinach was a ruse.
>>71841642
>i would wager that its mostly consumed by the public on a pizza
Where the fuck do you live where spinach on a pizza is more common than spinach in a salad?
>>71840025
>prove you wrong
Why? You're right. Old Disney and Popeye animation is fucking amazing to emo weeaboo garbage
>>71841265
LA LA LA LALALALA LA LA LA LALALALA
one banana two banana three banana four
>>71838683
Popeye vs Demonbane when?
>>71848365
At what point did you think Demonbane wasn't already using spinach?
>>71848861
You got me.
>>71839352
BTFO today causing butthurt till Tuesday.
>>71840804
guess im a spinach maniac now
>>71839692
Gomuu Gomu Noooo.. RIFLE
>>71836559
>it's a Popeye eats spinach episode
>>71840225
It just means he's one of the most durable characters in the history of all creation.
>>71841991
>>71842204
In defense, the scene is scene through the perspective of a person recording the robot woman being beaten and killed with a camera.
The animation is really lazy though because it was earlier digital animation.
>>71843102
I'm pretty sure a visceral realistic beating of lovable animals would not have been approved by the censors.
>>71838623
>Spinach
>shady substance
Found the fatass
>>71839032
which popeye cartoon is this? I want to watch the whole thing
>>71850756
So you got there before me. Well fuck you.
>>71851131
Popeye ghost ship, first hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxVJdpDMP8
>>71839032
>>71838840
>real life movie
Nigger what?
![robin-williams-popeye-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7lWYMlx.jpg "robin-williams-popeye-02[1].jpg")
>>71852750
Sup
