How does one make 'certified fresh' movie? What elements are necessary?
Being good.
>>71832439
just one-money for bribe
>>71832439
pay your critics in pizza hut coupons
a cast full of white people. or maybe a film that insincerely explores the plight of black people/minorities.and people still say hollywood isn't a racially gated community, baka
>>71832439
Nonecrophilia
>>71832439
Threadly reminder
>>71832462
You're a funny one.
>>71832439
A traditional plot structure + humor.
Non-traditional storytelling will certainly take away a few points.
No humor will destroy it.
Also there must be no controversy about the movie. Gore, black humor and tragedy take away more points.
Only if the name of the director is well known, some of these points can be recovered.
Make it fun. Play it safe.
If it fits either of these agendas or promotes interracial relations/homosexuality, it's guaranteed a majority fresh from the (((reviewers)))
>>71832439
Quips. Or WWII drama about the plight of Jews.
>>71832912
What's wrong with Paradox? I love their games
>>71832439
This guy gives it a negative review.
>>71832912
>or promotes interracial relations/homosexuality
Weird obsession you got there
>>71832945
>make game with holohoax in it
>get banned
>remake realistic strategy game with no holohoax allowed
>get banned for holocaust denial
They're some serious fucking jews over there
>>71832989
Watch enough jew shows, movies and music and you'll become a cuck too friend
Media is the giant piano upon which the establishment plays it's narrative to brainwash the public
Oscar bait and elements hipster yelp faggots would like such as good visuals with shitty(or no) dialogue.
