Review embargo reportedly extended to tomorrow (Monday), which is the UK release date, AKA the latest they can possibly push it back to.
Is there any hoow left for this movie?
how do they make people honor the embargo?
>>71829617
>Review embargo
i can't believe this shit actually exists
>>71829708
By blacklisting them from future pre-views.
Also if word gets around you break embargos other companys will blacklist you on principle.
EA and other vidya companys do the same thing in order to control video game journalism.
>>71829925
and reviewers don't band together and refuse to put up with that shit? I guess they're all low self esteem losers who are easily replaceable
>>71830048
Yep, you need to tow the line when you work a job that so many would like to have. Its not tough work, you just need to be able to remember parts of the film and add that to a semi-coherent review.
>>71830048
>all low self esteem losers who are easily replaceable
You mean it took you this long to realise? Film (and game) reviewing is a joke of a profession for the most part.
>>71829617
Is the UK the global premiere?
>>71830048
>Refuse to put up with
They get paid to have opinions on media.
They lose their easy job if they bitch.
Every job has rules, are you a child?
They've already talked themselves up into such a big game about stupid man babies and social issues that no matter what is going to bomb. They have the convenient excuse of blaming said man babies and any legit review will be ignore, even if the movie ends up decent. They've gud their own grave and everyone will forgive Sony when Spider-Man comes out.
>>71830219
>everyone will forgive Sony when Spider-Man comes out
I'm pretty sure people will be sucking Marvel/Disney's cock (even more) instead.
>>71830200
i don't have a job why are you bulliying me do you get off on bulliny pgople on the internet you fat fucking pig
>>71830352
>This easily triggered.
You want to go elsewhere.
>>71830419
wow... can t beleave you fell for it all..... it was all an act... and you fell for it. idiot
>>71830168
I believe so. Once the movie is released somewhere, there's no point in a review embargo since anyone who sees it can tweet about it.
|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>71830446
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Uhuh.
Damn guys, how am I going to find a place to sit here in London?
>>71830583
You were? lol makes sense now
>>71829617
>Review embargo reportedly extended to tomorrow
Source?
>>71830638
>Doesn't grasp greentext usage
Go back.
>>71830673
Who are you quoting?
>>71830653
Just google ghostbusters embargo extended. I'd post a link, but slant-eyed moot's system claims my link is spam.
>>71830610
Is that for the first showing on the global premiere day? Lel
>>71830610
Kek. Here's the 20:00 showing at the Edinburgh Vue tomorrow (green seats are available).
Any other UK anons want to check their local kinohouses?
>>71830730
It's the second day, which is the first day it's showing in full-sized screens in Leicester square. On the Monday it's only showing in tiny screens, presumably because the main odeon screen is the legit premiere with 'stars' and whatever.
>>71830048
>I guess they're all low self esteem losers who are easily replaceable
well.
Exactly.
>>71830742
Is that a group booking, or do they not sell that block of seats in the middle? Looks odd.
>>71830775
They are clearly booked seats, are you retarded?
>>71830129
The phrase is "toe the line" you goofball
>>71830775
>>71830800
I'm not 100% certain, but that block is often greyed out whenever I book a movie, I think maybe they have a policy of holding some seats until the day of the showing?
>>71830800
Actually, they might be premium seats or something.
>>71830800
It's pretty strange that a whole block is neatly booked.
Maybe they're earmarked for people with passes?
Which would mean only three people have bought tickets (kek)
Fuck I knew it was going to be bad but not this bad.
I can't wait for the Feig drama in Twitter.
>>71830819
>>71830832
>>71830841
What fucking cinemas do you go to with all of those weird occurrences?
First showing at my local IMAX theatre tomorrow at noon-ish
So nine people have booked (plus the 2 blue spaces it suggests I reserve)
>>71830673
How new are you?
What's even the point of the embargo? Obviously it doesn't matter for people who don't research reviews before choosing a movie to go to, but those who do won't watch it anyway since the company is obviously trying to adorn its pile of shit with a thin veil of ignorance.
>>71829881
What happens if a publication breaks the embargo?
Does the studio no longer send them screeners? Do they stop taking out ads in your newspaper?
>>71830881
it's the only one near me with an aviary
>>71830890
And the subsequent 6pm screening.
i.e. the people who probably have jobs to go to
>>71830832
Ah actually you're almost certainly right, there is a premium option.
>>71830881
>His cinema doesn't have an anvil section
Life must be relaxing in the countryside
>>71830841
Those are the best seats, those are always booked up when I leave it to late to book ahead.
The system doesn't let you leave a single space next to you because they know nobody will want it, you have to leave at least two spaces if you are going to leave any and couples always swoop on them because like I said, they are the best seats.
>>71830881
>his cinema doesn't have premium seating
What third world shithole are you from?
>>71829617
I still am excited to see it
>>71830832
>Premium seats
Is this a new meme?
>>71830881
Pretty much all cinemas in London that do seat reservations have a premium section. The cheaper ones might not, but those are full of chavs and black people who yell at the screen, so I avoid those.
>all those single seats booked in isolation
LeL
Eight seats gone at my local. I can't be arsed to screencap.
>>71830922
Yeah that's why I chose the 8pm, I figure that would probably be the busiest screening as it caters for people who A) have jobs and B) want to eat first.
>>71830899
Blacklist them from any screenings
>>71830949
What in the ever living fuck is premium seating? Chairs with pillows on them? It sounds like something stupid found in Amerifatfuckistan.
>>71830881
I'm from Backwards Croatia we have VIP seats up top with like a table for your food and shit.
Guyw, I have one of those unlimited cardsnand pay £18 a month for it to the cinema, if I were to watch this shit my money wouldn't go to Sony would it?
>>71830998
Slightly wider and comfier seats, placed centrally at an optimal distance from the screen. How poor is your country that you don't have them? I thought they were commonplace
>>71830998
>oh look at me. I'm from a poor country and I don't get nice new theaters built in my area. Look at how superior I am
>>71831000
Shit not only that we have special Gold Class only screenings where you sit here and you can actually order food and wine.
>>71830959
What is this premium part about though? What makes the section premium?
>>71831036
>>71830998
This is Gold Class seating in Croatia. They even have a special room only for gold class users.
>>71831036
There's an art house cinema like that near me, sofas at the back and they sell wine by the bottle. Comfiest kino experience of my life.
>>71831051
Here a comparison.
Leather Seats, Little Tables. You're dead center on the screen height wise so you're looking straight while the plebs below you need to look up.
Then again VIP seats cost only 1$ more at my cinema.
>>71830610
Wait you can choose a seat?
Can't you guys just sit wherever?
>>71831029
>>71831030
The jews sure know how to ripoff a sucker. It's a cinema, not a hotel.
But I suppose there's one you you born every minute.
Yet more proof that the movie industry is terminal. This is it now boys, get used to it.
Couldn't be bothered to do any more, because this is just sad.
>>71831105
>I'm proud of watching movies in a crowded shed with a CRT television against one wall
Is anyone in this thread honestly excited to see this movie ?
>>71831089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI
Is this your cinema pajeet?
>>71831138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
>>71830979
There are only those two IMAX 3D screenings at my theatre tomorrow.
The 8pm standard screening is the busiest but earlier standard screenings are all about the same as those two IMAX ones
>>71831089
No, it's a reservation system. Means no rushing in to get a good seat.
Here's what the average Everyman Cinema is like here in the UK. They usually have a bar and food though - I guess that must be outside at this one.
>>71831080
We don't have tompay extra depending on where we sit, you get the good seats if you book early, fuck knows why you need the table, are you really stuffing yourself with so many snacks that you need your own table?
The only special seating we have at my cinema is for the chairs with the hydraulic s in them so you jump around as the film plays, mbut they are a waste of money so at most you will see two people ever using them.
>>71831158
That looks comfy as fuck
>>71829925
>By blacklisting them from future pre-views.
How is this even a thing for movies? It's not like vidya, where you may need a head-start, because you have to spend a week on actually playing it, to write up a review. For movies it's just going to your local cinema on release night, endure the movie for 2 hours, then drive home and write a review for the very next day. Where's the advantage of a prescreening, when you don't allow any advance writeup? If it's about building up hype, then the movie industry is the party that needs to suck dick of the review crowd, not the other way around.
>>71831158
Do you go around sniffing the seats after people leave?
I would
>>71831155
That's, what, 30-40 seats taken? That's honestly the busiest we've seen so far, by a margin
>>71831130
>Premium_shit_eater.png
>>71831134
No, we want to watch it burn. It'll be the most entertaining thing in history.
>>71831155
Well yours is the busiest so far.
>>71831134
I'm not planning on going. I might rewatch the first one tonight.
>>71831169
>fuck knows why you need the table
>He holds his white wine / champagne in his hands all the time in the cinema, warming it to an unpleasant temperature
wew lad
>>71831158
Sounds like a decent system
>>71831138
This looks like alot of fun
>>71831134
We're excited to watch it fail after the production team behaved so terribly by attacking us and James.
>>71831169
Well these cost only 1$ and all the other ones are 5$ so this is 6$
Well to be fair our cinema sells a shitload of snacks.
Nachoes and cheese on a tray, thern they have mega shit like a shitloads of nachoes with 3 different salsa sauces and cheese...
They sell tons of shit.
http://www.blitz-cinestar.hr/ugostiteljstvo
Just google translate it.
>>71831169
>the chairs with the hydraulic s in them so you jump around as the film plays
Ok, never heard of that one
>>71831192
Considering it's the only cinema in a town with 170,000 people.
It's still not super impressive for an opening night.
>>71829925
How can they do this exactly?
A youtube chanell is called HURTR DURRTZ MOBIZS
And a guy named Kurt Russle goes to the theater, they have no way to know whos who in these cases. I guess they do if the viewing is reviewer only or something.
But all these screenings people went to were basically invite your friends pre premiere with no names or anything attached to your ticket.
It's not like Video games where they send you an early review copy to your OWN email address and know where you live.
>>71831250
You never had that 6D cinema seat exprience bullshit.
We had one it had like fans, hydraulics and whatnot. They even experimented with smells.
>>71830742
Just went back and selected premium seating for this screening, I can confirm that the grey block is all premium and not a single seat there has been booked. Literally three people are going to this.
>>71831250
>>71831285
The Milton Keynes Cineworld has the UK's only 4DX screen (chair hydraulics, water sprays, smell, smoke, lights).
I went to see Jurassic World in 4DXX and it was sick
>>71831208
I could never bring myself to drink at the cinema. I know it would make me piss like a supersoaker and really ruin the experience.
I supposemmaybe with a whisky or other strong spirit I could avoid that, but what film would that even improve the experience for? Allmof the modern comedies are unfunny American shit so no amount of alcohol would improve them.
>>71831263
Yeah, I'm surprised they had +1's allowed.
>>71831309
>it was sick
You have to be 18 to post here
>>71831310
If you went to Ghostbusters you could drink yourself into a coma
>>71831310
Thankfully, other people don't have weak bladders like you.
>>71831323
If i had a 'No fun allowed' pic, i would post it.
>>71831310
>he's afraid of having a drink
In the western world, cinemas have toilets in the corridor, so you don't need to piss where you sit
>>71831350
>>71829617
This movie must be so funny they are terrified it could actually hurt people from laughing too hard. Theater owners are having to get extra insurance to protect them if there are riots because too many people are going to be trying to buy tickets just to be turned away because it will be sold out for weeks.
>>71831361
not him, but every second you spend pissing is a second you're not watching the film
and i don't know what backwards-ass country you live in, but over here the projectionist doesn't pause the film everytime someone goes to the bathroom
>>71831395
good enough
ty
>>71831310
I wonder if it's the culture but I really enjoy old European movies such as all the Bud Spenser/Terence Hill ones.
Or the old Communist ones from Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.
Slunce Seno Jahody
Balkan Spy
But all the American comedies come 00s are fucking literally non funny. I can't remember the last time I laughed at a movie.
>>71831309
Yeah but the down side is that you have to be in Milton Keynes.
>>71831411
Don't have the bladder of a small girl and you'll be fine.
>>71831438
You'll be surprised how much Milton Keynes has changed.
>>71831462
Do you still have concrete cows?
>>71831462
If it still exists then it hasn't changed enough.
>>71831462
I spent a week in downtown MK for work three years ago and it was creepy. Walking through the downtown from the train station to the hotel at about 1900-2000 you could go the whole way without seeing a single person. Felt like the perfect setup for a horror movie.
>>71831496
Some are still there.
>>71831421
Never mind I found the real one - it was misfiled in my furry porn folder
>>71831462
How much was the 6D ticket lad?
>>71831501
Holy shit MK BTFO
>>71831514
I wouldn't know what it's like to live there.
I usually got the bus from my Village (Lavendon).
>>71830902
Is the aviary the reason you go to that theater?
I was born in MK but we moved when I was around 4. All I can remember is white concrete.
>>71831578
In that case it hasn't changed. You know what the strangest thing is? All that white concrete, and no graffiti anywhere.
>>71831559
about £17.50
>>71831574
pretty much, the seats are all a bit damp
but it beats being shat on everytime the music gets intense, I'll tell you that
also, Reginald seems to enjoy it and I think he's made some friends there now
>>71831607
The concrete cows scare graffiti artists away.
>>71831607
I heard it was full of somalians these days. Is that true?
>>71831610
Fuck me, the chink sex slaves at the brothel near me give blowjobs for less than that.
>>71831607
That's because the people there are alldead
>>71831660
I honestly didn't see anyone until I got to the hotel, and that was full of depressed consultants drinking to forget they were in MK
>>71831664
It was a good experience, though.and also less likely to give you chink STDs
>>71831667
What a tweest.
>>71830048
"oh it's a shame all those other reviewers banded together and refused to cover our film.
I'm sure you're still our friend, We'll fly you to LA for a week at a 4 star hotel to watch the film and we'll give you a goodiebag with a Samsung Galaxy Edge and other goodies (goodiebag value for tax : 1c) , send you to get a fitted suit and give you some exclusive interviews with stars filming other projects.
You're free to turn this down of course and we respect your commitment to your $30,000 job with no advancement prospects"
Only takes a tiny number of journalists to fuck up any boycott and studios have insane muscle/buying power.
Look at your average youtube star, how much integrity do you think they have?
Who else /smallbritishvillage/ here?
Used to live in Lavendon, recently moved to Great Billing.
>>71831292
I saw your pic and was going to ask that question. hilarious
Heres the 8pm Odeon Leicester Square showing
>the 8pm showing on opening night is in the smallest screen
>only 4 seats occupied
>>71831733
Is it great?
>>71831733
There's only room for one Great Bill in my life
I assume all the usual sites will be shovelling out ONLY SEXIST PIGS HATE THIS MOVIE articles first thing tomorrow to try and drown out reality?
>>71831309
Saw deadpool on a 4DX screen.
It's gimmicky and mostly fun but the rain effects are really fucking unpleasant.
Cold water dripping on your head in a comfy cinema is shit.
>>71831757
Holy shit that's a tiny screen. How many screens are there in Leicester Square? I'd imagine it's probably a pretty big cinema. What's on the other screens alongside GhostJUSTers?
>>71831764
It's alright.
I've got 4/5 mbps internet and a Weston Favell shopping center (with GAME, CeX, and the largest Tesco in Europe) within 20 minutes walking distance.
>>71831802
When I saw Jurassic World in 4DX the seats had an option to turn off the water effects.
>>71831808
That looks like a screening room.
Usually these get rented out to journalists for smaller flicks.
>>71831826
You can't just say "largest tesco in Europe" and then not tell us more about it
>leave Ghostbusters to me
>>71831859
I'm assuming he'll love it if the rest of the world hates it.
>>71831841
http://www.westonfavellshopping.com/
>>71831833
its the 8pm showing tomorrow, I kid you not.
>>71831808
5 screens I think. Leicester Square has literally 4 cinemas in it. I may check the others to see what they're like
>>71830610
how much would a swastika of seats cost?
>>71831733
Used to live in Crawley down which is an utter shit village near Crawley which is a shit town.
>couldn't drive
>needed to get to work
>the only rush hour busses were reserved for children only for school
>you literally couldn't get to work with public transport.
Live in Burgess Hill now which is a shit town but infinitely better than Crawley Down
I don't get Sony, they actually thought they could run a campaign to target men and get more sales.
The littlest screening room at my local
Hahaha, there are 700 seats available out of like 750 for the most used cinema in the Sydney CBD.
>>71829617
We already got the only review that matters.
Looking at all these seating screenshots, when was the last time this happened? Even major flops like Fant4stic still drew crowds on their opening nights, didn't they?
LEICESTER SQUARE OFFICIAL SEATS AVAILABLE FOR GHOSTBUSTERS TOMORROW
>Vue Cinema - not showing the film
>Empire Cinema - not showing the film
>Trocadero Cineworld(just off leicester Square) - not showing the film
>Odeon Cinema - >>71831757
unless the other cinemas dont take prebookings for that film in particularly, its not looking good
>>71831905
>Burgess Hill
>located in the Mid Sussex district of West Sussex
West Sussex seems like a place where there's nothing interesting to do.
I mean, at least Northampton has some cool stuff.
>>71831985
There does seem to be screenings at the BFI Imax though.
http://www.odeon.co.uk/films/ghostbusters/16594/#showtimes
This is the peak time showing tomorrow at my local (Crawley) (8PM).
They're not even showing it on the Imax 3D for the peak showing (showing Tarzan on that screen).
>>71830902
ebbin
>>71831978
Wow, you must be the ultimate millennial if you think selling out online the day before is somehow necessary for a movie to be a success.
Most people go to see theaters to buy tickets.
>>71831985
No cunt sees films on a monday.
>>71832036
Yeah, I figured theres plenty of places to watch it in London I just stuck with Leicester Square because its the destination you go to when having a meal and a film
>>71831202
I can't believe people like you exist. Do you not enjoy to be comfortable while you sit there for the next 3~ hours watching a movie?
Do you enjoy having sore legs after sitting in a cramp seat? Do you enjoy having to squish between two people in a seat while you watch a movie?
I'm sorry you live in the third world Ahmed, but holy shit.
>>71831424
I don't know. I thought the 21 Jump Street movies were surprisingly funny.
>>71831902
Several hundred quid - I'll remember that idea on the off chance I ever buy a lottery ticket and win.
>>71830610
That's a big cinema. Where is this?
>>71832077
I mentioned the BFI cinema since that has the biggest IMAX screen in the UK.
>>71831985
>not showing the film
I'm sure that doesn't mean anything, right? Probably just baby men who own cinemas, the movie will still be a hit, right?
>>71832054
Big movies tend to fill up via online ticket sales here in London. These sales remind me of Warcraft.
>>71831985
Theater not opening a movie on Monday? Must be a failure.
>>71832054
Generally speaking a day before release, especially for a blockbuster, you expect 30-50% sold a day in advance.
You save money booking online and don't have to queue so most people book now.
>>71832103
That one is old though, and it shows. The best on in London at this point is the new one in the Empire on Leicester Square.
>>71832123
Well, Monday is the premier of the Movie
>>71832103
sorry bud, didn't realise. Does actually show quite a bit booked
>>71831985
There's never more than one cinema showing a given movie in Leicester Square - I assume they always negotiate exclusive rights.
>>71831733
You jammy bastard. I spent a few days at my mates farm in Market Weighton not long back and it was gorgeous. Got up with the sunrise and stood in his garden watching rabbits and horses play in the field next door. The view went on for miles.
Then I had to come home to fucking Hull. I live in probably the best part of the city but it's still Hull.
>>71832123
>>71832066
These. Lets see some Friday/Saturday seats.
>>71832036
Burgess hill is in west sussex physically but served by Mid Sussex Council. It's a pain in the arse.
Still, they're almost completely flattening the town centre and building a 10 screen cinema so I won't have to drive to crawley to watch things any more.
>>71832170
they're all showing Absolutely Fabulous, but may be different rules because of English film. who knows.
>>71832174
>In 2013, it was announced that Hull would be the 2017 UK City of Culture.
Does that actually mean anything?
>>71832160
Why would anyone book the front sides? Those are literally the worst seats in the house. Maybe they're just not sold any more?
>>71832174
>living anywhere but the home counties
>>71832180
If the theaters aren't booked a 6 days in advance, they may as well cancel the movie.
>>71832192
Irony. Hull is a shithole.
>>71832190
I didn't even know that 'Absolutely Fabulous' was a thing until I saw posters for the movie.
>>71832094
That looks like a West End cinema. They're fucking huge.
Went to the Premier of Spirited Away on Leicester Square ages ago, was an amazing way of watching it (also the last time I've watched a film in the UK where people applauded).
>>71832210
Lets see saturday and friday seats.
>>71832202
I wondered that. Never been to an Imax theatre though so I thought maybe you get a good view with it being a curved screen.
>>71832235
>also the last time I've watched a film in the UK where people applauded
Are you sure that the screening wasn't just filled with american tourists?
>>71832180
Friday 2030 Leicester Square
>>71829881
should be illegal
>>71832202
I booked an Imax screening where I was near the front towards the sides (only seats left).
went to the seats, left after about 10 seconds and got a refund. Shit is unwatchable, they shouldn't even put seats in those locations.
>>71831202
>>71832190
>>71832228
Girlfriend dragged me to this. It was tolerable. Cheesy, campy, 'safe' establishment humour, quite eye-rolling at times, but Jennifer Saunders is GOAT.
>>71832266
It was Spirited Away so filled with pseudo americans who go to conventions
>>71832271
Nice.
And Saturday?
>>71829617
independence date had the latest possible embargo, which was actually after the movie came out
>>71832274
Props for actually doing that - most brits would just suffer silently. I'm thinking that they just block those seats now.
>>71832266
To be fair, Applauding a premier is acceptable given that people behind the release/production are probably there to appreciate it.
>>71832271
On American ticket websites, they put the screen at the top of the image.
Why are Brits so fucking retarded?
>>71832303
At the very least, the Ghost-busters embargo is 4 days before the US release.
>>71832317
Yeah, I'm sure Hayao Miyazaki traveled all the way to Bongland just to see his own movie. Afterward, he had bangers and mash which he shoved up his ass.
>>71832293
Man, I remember when Prometheus came out we had to book at least two weeks in advance to get decent tickets. You could probably walk into this one and get something with a good view.
>>71832324
Varies by cinema franchise you spacker
>>71831730
>I'm sure you're still our friend, We'll fly you to LA for a week at a 4 star hotel to watch the film and we'll give you a goodiebag with a Samsung Galaxy Edge and other goodies (goodiebag value for tax : 1c) , send you to get a fitted suit and give you some exclusive interviews with stars filming other projects.
wtf is this legit? i didnt know they got mad perks
>>71832324
>yank wants to get into a shit throwing contest about who is retarded.
thats rich. leave it for another thread though.
>>71832355
>>71832293
Forgot the Saturday pic
Saw it at Youtube HQ. The trailer was bad but the movie is a blast, everyone around me laughed hard all the time. Solid 9/10 and definitely best comedy of this summer.
>>71832372
>leave it for another thread though
Because this thread is all about television and film, right? Oh, wait, it's just another hatejerk over how insecure women make your white penis.
>>71832379
so are they blocking you to book any grey seats because its too much in advance?
>>71832355
>booking two weeks in advance for prometheus
I'm so sorry for you.
>>71832192
There's no way they're not taking the piss.
The League of Gentlemen's Royston Vasey is a satire of Hull (I think Reese Shearsmith is from here).
FUN FACT: Royston Vasey is the real name of right-wing funnyman Roy "Chubby" Brown.
Anyway, my stepdad works for the council and we'll apparently get some weird show in the city centre's main park where people swoop over everyone on high wires and drop feathers on them. It has some French name but I forget...
Found this:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/03/hull-becomes-city-of-angels-as-winged-acrobats-shower-crowd-with-1-5-tonnes-of-feathers-5982519/
Apparently this "City of Culture" thing is given to a UK city every 4 years so I guess it's just our turn. I assume the last winner was an inanimate carbon rod.
>>71832286
Lost all respect for Lumley after her campaign for the Gurkhas.
Oh look, they did all bring their extended families like you said they wouldn't. Oh look over 10,000 settled in a town that only had 26,000 in it previously. Oh look, that town is now a shithole.
>>71832349
>Afterward, he had bangers and mash which he shoved up his ass.
You'll be surprised:
http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2015/10/06/shuhei-yoshida-goes-for-a-cheeky-nandos
>>71832271
>>71832379
>mfw the reviews are shit and these numbers barely increase over the week
>>71832394
The only one acting like an inflatable cock and shitting up the thread is you. Knock it off.
>>71832401
No, they just have something like five different classes of seats at that Odeon - it's lame.
>>71832404
It was not a happy time, but thank you
>>71832401
Blue is Premium, grey is standard.
>>71832379
That's pitiful.
>>71832394
And almost immediately, he starts making a strong case for Americans being the most retarded of all
>>71832368
A slight exaggeration but movie studios definitely buy out journalists through hard to track/quantify gifts. Paying for flights, hotels, inviting them to lavish parties, giving them goodiebags, promising them access to stars.
>>71829881
It's the most retarded thing.
I had to sign one before going in to see the critics screening of Super 8 which I swear to god expired before the movie actually finished.
>$144 million budget
I'm expecting the movie to at least make back its budget, but nothing more.
>>71832427
this. People are claiming that we should and see for the weekend showings closer to the day but ignoring the feedback this film is going to get in the papers. I guarantee some will cancel their prebooked tickets
>>71832427
Gonna take quite a bit of wheeling and dealing to sell those tickets.
>>71832446
>Five classes of seating
?
>>71832459
it sometimes happens where critic showings are shown the day before or the morning of the release in hope they dont get their reviews out in time.
>>71832409
Gurkhas are based though, my grandad served with them during the war and said they were the best soldiers he's ever seen. If you fight for Britain, you earn the right to stay, imo. We should deport aristocrats and council house scum desu, run our borders on a meritocracy system.
>>71832475
I wouldn't be that optimistic.
$100 million at best.
>>71832271
Holy fuck that's a big cinema
>>71829617
>tomorrow (Monday), which is the UK release date
Really cause i've literally not seen this advertised anywhere
>>71832486
FAKK OFF
>>71832228
>>71832286
my mum and my girlfriend have both seen this now and they both really enjoyed it
i'll probably catch it on tv in like a year one lazy night
>>71832527
It's in Leicester Square.
It has to be big to accommodate such a busy area.
>>71832527
the back rows are a mezzanine
>>71832427
I expect a lot of places to give it good reviews in order to not appear sexist
>>71829881
With jews you lose
>>71830922
>>71830890
>those single steas
>>71832569
dailymail and telegraph will save us.
>>71832527
won't really have to worry about beefing up security
SINCE NO ONE'S GOIN
>>71832543
I saw it on a phone box.
But yeah, nowhere else.
Maybe sony WANTS a low turnout on a Monday to create artificial growth in sales?
>>71832588
>dailymail
When it comes to british tabloid newspapers, I only trust the sun.
At least that doesn't pretend to be a broadsheet.
>>71832524
Yeah I just heard of one guy who had to go right from the screening across town to the offices of the paper he worked for so he could fill the space they had for his review in time.
>>71832084
Normal people don't have trouble squeezing into the seats, I'm sorry that you Ameriblobs require special seati, do they come with scooter accessible parking too?
>>71832475
They have spent a lot of money marketing this and it's using their summer blockbuster slot.
It needs to make $300m I'd guess to break even but they'd really be expecting a big summer blockbuster to comfortably break $600m so anything less than that is a flop.
Predict RT score
imdb score
dead or launched careers
>>71832475
I agree. It'll break even and feminists will proclaim the movie a roaring success despite all the men who raped it by not going.
I hope some movie executive works out how much money a faithful, quality Ghostbusters movie would've made if it had been made by, and for, real fans of the franchise.
They missed out on cashing in hundreds of millions of dollars, just to prove people don't want to watch women pretending to like Ghostbusters and trying to be funny.
>>71832626
You shouldn't trust the sun mate
>>71832658
I like Kristen Wiig, unfortunately I think Melissa McCarthy's the only one whose career won't die after this
>>71832658
>RT Score
50%
>IMDB Score
6.8
>dead or launched careers
who cares
>>71832678
You're right.
The i is the best newspaper anyway.
>>71832525
Indeed, Gurkhas are badass.
The problem is they were specifically told it wouldn't get them citizenship. When they got citizenship, they then brought 3 generations of their family along with them, completely unskilled people who can't speak any English and can only survive on benefits.
>>71832700
>The i is the best newspaper anyway.
oh dear lord. grow up.
https://youtu.be/CeCiTwuyWq0
>Dan Aykroyd literally says"I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS"[/SPOILER]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71830048
if the profession wasn't shit and they formed a union, they wouldn't have to put up with it.
>>71832698
McCarthy does multiple movies a year most of which have poor reception. This won't change that at all.
>>71832725
Not my fault it's the only paper that you can actually comfortably read in public(since they staple the pages instead of having it all loose)
>>71832658
RT: 45%,
IMBD: 5.5/10
There will be a lot of journalists who are way too forgiving.
>>71832737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtKkPhzF2cU
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVz4nRmxn4
>>71832739
>implying the union wouldn't make it even easier for studios to exert pressure.
>>71832774
>implying
https://soundcloud.com/digi/feel-lonely-inc
I'd like to predict a $21mil US opening weekend. Like my lowest of lowballs
But I almost expect all the hambeasts and the ilk campaigning for it hard and then realize how shit it is, so it'll just have a harsh drop.
Though since its been embargoed. And all eyes are on the UK with how it does. It's really upto you britbongs to bring this shit home and deliver the start of the assblasted folk gettin mad everywhere
>>71831917
I bet that cinema is comfy as fuck.
>>71830048>>71832771
This.
Look at the RT reviews for Bad Neighbors 2. So many of them were just praising the film for pushing feminist values.
>>71832823
21mil seems pretty low for a movie with a moderate amount of hype. I'd go as far to predict around 50mil
