wtf was that real?? :O
>ywn suck his dick
Feels bad man
>>71828537
a god amongst us mortal pathetic tiny men
>>71828537
Ausfag here, I'm 7 inches and that's considered small where I come from
>>71828615
Nah mate, stop spending so much time with cuckposters
>>71828615
7inch radius of your gaping asshole is nothing to be proud of, you raging homosexual.
>>71828537
Yes, it was definitely not an overlarge phallus attached purely for comedic purposes.
>>71828537
How the fuck is he so cut?
>>71828537
Yes, he's modeled by nature after Greek Gods.
No, he probably has an average cock.
>>71828852
Because he gets paid millions to be and has people who watch his diet and exercise regime.
>>71828944
or just roids
>>71828615
post pic
>>71828950
>roids
bullshit, chris has a lean body and muscle mass that sits naturally on his body, proportionally developed through body-weight exercises, cardio and probably some weights.
>>71828975
>being this deluded
>>71828537
my gf says it's about average
>>71828774
kek, got em
>>71828975
All actors use roids, retard
>>71829055
>being this much of a fat or weak virgin
youre confirmed for never having done any exercise, ever. Chris' both is a natural body that will have developed like this simply by existing, walking about and eating healthy. His body is like mine and I have never taken roids and barely lifted weights.
To get his body it takes cardio, eating healthy, swimming and body weight exercises like push ups and pull ups as they develop each muscle incrementally and proportionally as they become stronger the body weighs more and its harder to do a pull up. He has also likely lifted weights too, but not heavy weights, probably light weights but lifted many times for leaner muscle.
Youre a retard if you think this body is obtained through roids, i pity you.
>>71828537
THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
>>71829150
>baiting this hard
>>71828975
dis good bait
>>71829150
>youre confirmed for never having done any exercise, ever. Chris' both is a natural body that will have developed like this simply by existing, walking about and eating healthy. His body is like mine and I have never taken roids and barely lifted weights.
>To get his body it takes cardio, eating healthy, swimming and body weight exercises like push ups and pull ups as they develop each muscle incrementally and proportionally as they become stronger the body weighs more and its harder to do a pull up. He has also likely lifted weights too, but not heavy weights, probably light weights but lifted many times for leaner muscle.
>Youre a retard if you think this body is obtained through roids, i pity you.
You fucking imbecile. Body has limits. Chris is 6'2. He won't look buff without roids.
He won't be as hard cut without roids.
Stop posting bullshit and get the fuck out.
>>71828537
That scene could have been legendary but they carried it on far too long and ruined it, fucking SNL shitters
>Chris "The Australian Stallion" Hemsworth
>Chris "Vegemite Dynamite" Hemsworth
>Chris "A Cry in the Dark" Hemsworth
>>71829150
I'd also like to add that they dehydrate the shit out of themselves and flex for shirtless scenes, giving the illusion that they're more cut than they are. Bodybuilders also do this at competition.
>>71828774
>all these retards thinking that is the body of someone who roids
Fucking kek, he has barely any mass, hes just cut.
>>71829194
I'm a fat lazy cunt too, but dude, bodies like his are the norm among athletes who'd lose everything if they used steroids. Stop living in denial.
>>71829233
This
>>71828950
roids don't make you lose weight
>>71829245
>>71829259
So this is Chris off his cycle. I should start doing roids. I loom like this right now
>>71828975
/fit/ here, you're either retarded or baiting
>>71828537
I have the same dick though I'm not fit (skinnyfat to be exact) and a have a neckbeard
How do I achieve his body?
Is he natty?
>>71829487
exercise and less sitting around on 4chan being fucking autist
>>71829487
500mg of test a week for 12 weeks
and then cut with DNP and 250mg of test
>>71828852
He's uncut
>>71829208
>"A Cry in the Dark"
mfw I got that reference
>>71829381
also /fit/, i sincerely hope you are just memeing
>>71829150>>71829626
>>71829487
physical well being is done through healthy food and walking. beyond this shows that you either do it because
-you are bored, aka a failure
-you are a homo, aka a failure
-you do it for women, aka a man devoted to please women, aka a failure
-you cling to your health, aka a failure living in fear of death
=>you are a pleb as soon as you lift.
>>71828537
I'm in love with him. Aren't you, /tv/?
>>71829653
thanks for the cringe
>>71829653
>>71829653
>>71829653
>-you do it for women, aka a man devoted to please women, aka a failure
when I'm dicking a 10/10 it's not exactly the worst feeling ever, bro.
>>71829653
>>71829655
no, but im also not a gay
>>71829653
>walking
>>71829653
God damn the cognitive dissonance fat people go through to find a reason not to work out is astounding.
>>71829653
t. blob
enjoy your heart failure at 25, fatty.
>>71829653
>walking from my sofa to the fridge is enough physical exercise
>>71828615
Really? in america it's 12 inches.
>>71829782
for him walking is a work out
>>71829806
Being skinny fag is way worse. Can't afford gym tho.
>>71828693
>i gotta say mate to sound australian
You're the reason no one is taking us serious mate.
>>71828975
>bullshit, chris has a lean body and muscle mass that sits naturally on his body, proportionally developed through body-weight exercises, cardio and probably some weights.
>mass that sits naturally on his body
>developed through body-weight exercises
>probably some weights
top kek laddie
>>71829259
Androgens artificial or otherwise accelerate oxidization of adipose tissue.
>>71828606