>Nice outfit, did your wifes son make it for you?
Holy shit how did Raimi sneak that in?
Cant believe sony let this happen
YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGERS I SACRIFICED
Go to bed Bruce, why do you do this?
>I can't believe I'm black now! Well, I don't pay rent and I never met my father so I guess I was halfway nigger already
The 00s were a different time.
>Open wide, faggot Time for a prostate exam!
>>71818966
It was worse when the other guy got infected by the alien stuff
>"So this is what being a nigger feels like"
I don't know what Raimi was thinking
>Whoa, he stole that guys pizza! Black lives matter, kill all police!
Raimi was just ahead of his time
do some more jesus christ raimi's
i love your posts
He can't keep getting away with it!
>I want pictures! Pictures of my wife sandwiched between two bulls!
Raimi you madman
>So Pete you want to hit up some nightclubs or something?
What was this a reference to?
this is the stupidest meme on /tv/
>You'll get your rent when you fix the damn door, you filthy Paki cunt!
I was honestly shocked, although it does seem somewhat relevant now what with Brexit and stuff
Bump
>>71819156
you're the stupidest meme on /tv/
What was the point of Uncle Ben being naked in this scene?
>>71819156
(You)
>>71818835
I thought that was a woman's bent over ass from the thumbnail.
>>71819171
>tfw someone makes a cap of your post
>>71819189
The Black Lives Matters rally took a vicious turn.
>>71819459
that was my post, faggot
how dare you
>>71819497
I understand Raimi wanted to imply rape for a more tragic aproach to the origin story but was it really necessary for us to see his dick? I know it's only like 3 frames but c'mon...
>he ran right in front of you! why didn't you stop him?
>that's niggers for you
holy fuck, that flew over my head when I was a kid
>>71818835
>watching the directors cut
>Spider-Man: Did you husband make it for you?
>t-bone: my husband is dead! I was the compatible donor but the company said since our my marriage certificate wasn't isn't recognised in New York state he wasn't covered under under their transplant policy... I couldn't wasn't even allowed to see him in hospital...
damn raimi why did you make me feel?
>Your name is Tobey! What's your name?
brava, raimi
I love Raimiposting and I wish Orcposting and Sheevposting lasted longer.
>I'm done trying to convince you that niggers are subhuman
Jesus Christ, Raimi....
>>71819705
>t-bone
Not sure if you're meming or not.
>You going to kill me like you kill my father, impale my with your throbbing member? Bash my head in on the ground like a fucking nigger on crack?
Jesus, Raimi... I mean... Jesus...
>>71820478
>Aw, little faggot junior. You gonna cry like when I shoved spiders up your dad's small ass?
What was Raimi thinking?
love these threads
>>71819391
HA. I thought so too. His arm is so shiney, it looks like latex.
>>71818835
>I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I shit you not...I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man.
Jesus Raimi
>>71821026
I only saw Spiderman 3 once, and that was at release.
Did JJJ really say that? It sounds like something he'd say.
In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.
>>71821052
it was in the extended edition
>It's you who's out, Gobbie - out of the closet, you fucking homo!
For fuck's sake, Raimi.
WHERES MY GOD DAMN RENT YOU LAZY NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo
>implying this isn't the height of capekino
>>71819078
>That Hitleresque hairline
>That shadow under his nose that makes his stubble there look just a bit darker
Make of this what you will.
>>71819038
this
It's amazing how we can all remember lines so incorrectly.
>>71821026
The movie had even finished shooting before 9/11 but Raimi spent $2 million in reshoots just to add that scene.
>If you want these shots it'll cost you a hand job. Double the cumming.
raimi really went all out for spiderman 3
>Adapt to this, Nigger!
Woah, I know this was set in the 60's but that was a little much.
>>71819459
that was literally my post
How did this meme start?
>>71821418
You just know Peter fucked her after eating her cookie.
>>71821860
>meme
>forgot the part where that's my fucking problem
let's never forget the original line that Raimi somehow slipped into a PG movie
>the human spider? what kinda faggy name is that?
and then the infamous
>did your husband gave you that?
Damn, Raimi is such a homophobe
>>71821134
inspiring
>>71819171
Fix those spelling errors and it's gold.
>HERE'S SPIDEY!
Way to ruin the moment, Raimi.
I really need to rewatch the Raimi trilogy. It's been too long.
>>71819156
Shut the fuck up you faggotron
Literally the best meme /tv/ has come up with since baneposting
>After spending the day filming, Raimi would occasionally head on down to the local deli for a sandwich and a good ole talk about what's what in the world of cinema with the stars of his movie. He was such a frequent customer that the manager had come out to personally thank him for investing so much of his time in his business. Upon meeting the manager Raimi reportedly curdled in disgust, anger, and anguish at the realization that he "fed the filthy jew his favorite meal, a hefty serving of copper and legal tenders." He spat in the face of the meek man and set the deli ablaze in a rampage of destruction and epithets. Raimi reportedly aimed the epithets at the manager, many of which were actually against a plethora of different races that had little to nothing to do with the hebrew people. Witnesses told us that Raimi pulled the cast out of the fire in a heroic manner and were amazed at the feats of strength he was able to accomplish in such a stressful situation. It was during the shock and awe that he ordered Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire to drop his pants and bend over. Raimi proceeded to pull out a large can of white spraypaint from the webhead's rectum and wrote "Jude" inside a Star of David ala Nazi. Sources close to production tell us that Raimi spent the next 4 weeks meticulously recreating the scene, taking notes from Schindler's list. The final runtime of the film was clocked in at approx. 13 hours. It was included in the special director's cut under the name "Spidey's Log" which had a large piece of feces photoshopped in the image of a hasidic jew. When asked to explain the offensive nature of the scene, Raimi stated "I respect all religions and cultures, even the wrong ones. You know the ones. The big nosed ones." Raimi continues to champion for separate but equal rights for all americans.
He is something else, guys.
>>71821095
>Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again
>Oops, butthole fingers.
would/will pay cash fucking money for a good dub over of the spiderman trilogy with racism/memes
>Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh of her labia."
What did he mean by this?
