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5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
This is the only non-meme answer. 2 > 1 is acceptable but not encouraged.
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>>71813636
5>4>3>7>2>6>1
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>>71813636
>>71813691
anyone who doesn't put ep 7 dead fucking last is a confirmed pleb
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4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2


Never got the hype for Revenge of the Sith
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>>71813636
also, you're a pleb
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1>2>3>4>5>6
Anyone who disagrees is reddit.
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5>4>7>6>3>1>2

TFA is better than ROTJ when you take nostalgia out of the equation
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>>71813731
You are a living meme
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>>71813636
You actually got it right. Anyone who says different is either purposely contraryion, memeing , being ironic or was born after 1995.
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>>71813764
the idea that ep 7 is actually good and not completely infantile trash is the meme.
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>>71813852
All of the episodes are trash, but 7 just happens to be less trash than the prequels.
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>>71813636
One was better than three.

It had by far the most practical effects out of the prequel trilogy.

It felt the most real.

It had the most interesting settings and creatures.
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>>>71813731
Damn right

V > I > IV > VI > III > II > VII
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>>71813904
True, this was mostly due to the limits of the technology at the time which prevented George Lucas from going too far with the CGI which he inevitably did with the later two movies.
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The guaranteed commercial success of the prequel trilogy enabled Lucas to take a novelistic approach to this trilogy. The critical misgivings were misplaced because it was reviewed as three standalone blockbusters, rather than a unified story. The critics and fans who rejected the prequels are generation that don't read books, and have only Hollywood as a model of what storytelling can be. The RLM reviews typify this outlook. With patience, a wonderful work of art unfurls.

Episode 1 methodically introduces the characters and themes, much like the early chapters of a novel, or the early episodes of a HBO serial like The Wire. It establishes Anakin's separation anxiety, his oedipal relationship with Padme, Padme's conflict between her youthful idealism and premature political responsibility, Palpatine's politicking and Obi Wan's reluctance in mentoring Anakin.

Episode 2 seamlessly transitions from Anakin's troubled childhood to his early adult years. His difficult relationship with Obi Wan leaves him yearning for a strong father figure and leads him to Palpatine. Later, the death of his mother further pushes him into a doomed romance with Padme, his surrogate mother. Episode 3 brings all these plot points to a crescendo. Palpatine uses Padme to pull Anakin to the dark side, and it is too late for his negectful surrogate father Obi Wan to prevent it.

The themes of the prequels perfectly tie into that of the original trilogy. Anakin's lack of parental guidance creates a troubled adult. Obi Wan redeems this past error by ensuring Luke has a loving family. Luke in turn rejects the stoicism of the old Jedi and builds the rebellion on love and friendship. The saga comes full circle when Luke heals Anakin with unconditional familial love.

For all the epic intergalactic warfare, the driving vision of Lucas's Star Wars is beautifully simple: the child is the father of the man. We need loving family relationships to develop morality and courage.
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There is nothing in 7 that compares to the Luke parts of Return of the Jedi
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>>71813760
this guy knows, RotJ is pretty garbo until the last half hour
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>>71813911
Stop.
Although 7 should be last
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I whole heartedly agree my master and always will
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>>71813636
You are correct, sir.
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>>71813636
The placement for 1, 2, 4 and 5 has always been settled. The only debate is between 3, 6 and 7.

>in terms of quality of the movie itself
6>7>3

>as Star Wars movies
6>3>7
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>>71813636
7=||>6 tbqhwyf
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>>71814299
No, the placement for 1 has not been settled. 1 is the best of the prequel movies
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>>71813636
correct OP that is the right ranking
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>>71813636
5 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 1> 3 > 7
yep
but ideally it's
5 > 4 > 6 > whatever fucking movie that isn't branded starwars > forget the rest
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4>5>6>3>=1>7>2
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5 > 4 > (6 = 7) > (1 = 3)

It's not even debatable.
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If your order isn't...

4>5>1>6>3>7>2

...then you aren't a true fan of starwars. Sorry.
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>>71814702
>2
>Above ANY Star Wars film

Just kill yourself.
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>>71815155
Says the guy rating 7 anything above trash level
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The Phantom Menace is the worst because it's so fucking boring.
It starts out decent enough but once they get to Tatooine and meet Anakin the quality drops dramatically. It really doesn't help that
1) Anakin's actor is horrible
2) Actor aside, his written dialogue is terrible too
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>>71813636

I put 7 ahead of 6, 6 is pretty fucking bad other than the emporer / vader / luke stuff
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5>4>3>6>1>7>2
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>>71813760

This guy gets it, I'm convinced people just haven't watched jedi in a long time
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>>71813636

Even redditors/nu-tv should be able to admit that 3 is better than 7
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>>71815225
I don't know how McGregor was so terrible either, Lucas got the absolute worst out of him
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>>71815239
There's no way anyone can legitimately think that. You twat.
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>>71815379

Go rewatch it. The han / leia chemistry that worked so well in empire is completely lost. Jedi is the clear beginning of the end for lucas, and most of it is extremely soulless and feels like it was rushed.

Go ahead, tell me chewbaca yelling like fucking tarzan isn't terrible. You have fucking stormtroopers running back and forth where you could have yakety sax playing.

Watched the OT before VII came out and the drop in quality from V toVI is stark. V flows perfectly between scenes and feels complete.
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>>71815292
i rewatched every single star wars film before seeing TFA and TFA is by far the worst of the bunch, it's not even close.
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>that twirling copter shot at the end of 7

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ACCEPTABLE?
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>>71813636
>it's a 5 > 4 post
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>>71815225
I loved the intro when the jedi go assault the command room up until they have to flee.
I liked part of tatooine, mostly the podrace (extended version is great albeit) and darth maul's encounter. The tatooine arc is very representative of the movie. Little awesome for plenty of bore fest.
You can't deny Duel of the fate is classic cinema now.

ep1 is underrated but with revised rating I still wouldn't rate it above borefest despite the few great scenes.
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5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2

2 is legitimately one of the worst movies ever made. Name one redeeming quality
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>>71815524
I'll never watch 7 ever again. I was so bad the first time around when I actually tried to enjoy it I'd only get mad if I were to watch it with a critical eye.

As for 6 I've never actually stopped watching it since forever.
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>>71813636
5>4>7>6>3>2>1
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5>4>6=3>1>7>2
The only legitimate answer
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>>71816177
this anon pretty much gets it
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>>71813636
Good taste anon
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>>71814020

So the completely univeral view that the prequels sucked beyond imagination is erroneous?

ok
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5 > 7 > 3 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1

This is the only correct answer for anyone who actually appreciates cinema.
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>>71816088
padme and her ridiculous outfits designed only for seduction
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>>71813636
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>>71813636
5>4>6>>7>1>3>2
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>>71813734
people only think it's good because it's better than 1&2 but that's not really an accomplishment is it
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reminder that anyone who puts Episode 7 anywhere other than last is a legitimate grade A retard.
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>>71813760
TFA is a remake of 4.
If you're ok with that. Marvelous.
I believe we had every right to expect a new story.
Watching the movie I thought to myself "ok, It's over, this is the last one cause the writers are practically telling me they cannot come up with anything new"
A heavy breathing villain, a friggin 3rd deathstar, a female Luke. And frankly I'm the kind that can't be bothered with convoluted links and twists that mean absolutely nothing to me.
If you can't paint a visual picture with a good solid story arc, fuck you.
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>>71816289
>rating blatant propaganda so high
>appreciating cinema
0/10
name a single redeeming quality for 7.
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7 is fanfiction. How it is anything but last just shows how many shills actually post on /tv/

The main characters were boring as fuck.

Finn was a soldier from birth/young age turned traitor yet shows no signs of this background in his character. We never see him struggle with fitting in with common folk, his ingrained training hindering him or even helping him, or any conflict killing his former brothers in arms.

Rey is plain boring, there's nothing defining about her except she can do anything the plot requires, and the more.

Kylo not being bad ass is a massive problem though, because the movie and following trilogy lacks a threatening villain. Snoke is a joke and kylo is laughable. It's the same problem with grevious and dooku. It needs a serious villain.

It never really explored anything, just jumped from place to place.

The actual plot makes zero sense, "a map to Luke"? What the fuck? R2D2 just wakes up with the other half... It's just really poorly written.

the only good list is as follows
4>5>3=6>>1>>>2>>>>>>>>>>7
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>>71814020
Top pasta.
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>>71816666
Damn, long time since I got quads
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>>71813636
I liked 6 a lot and everyone hates it here

leave return of the jedi alone
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>>71813636
>7
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>>71817054
It's the Ewoks.
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 2
is the only right answer you plebs
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I prefer 1 over 3.

It's more fun. It has better original music. It has better locations. It's better to make fun of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskTEpaR_xI

Listen to this and tell me it isn't Star Wars as fuck.
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>>71813636
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>>71813760
this
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4 5 6 3 2 1 7
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>>71816458
I think this was intentional. The prequels took risks with the characters and the story and they failed. Abrams essentially remade Episode 4 in order to appease the fanboys and appeal to a young audience. This was essentially a palate cleanser after the shitty prequels. Hopefully, the next two will take some risks and explore some unique storylines. If not, then fuck Disney, but if they pull it off, then TFA will just be the mediocre one that kicked off the new era of Star Wars
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>>71816458
Jedi is a remake of 4.
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>>71813760
This
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Is anyone else get really pissed off when someone doesn't agree with their list?

I put a lot of thought into mine and seeing people choose others before me is extremely annoying. I want to throw something.
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Non nostaglic fag

5>4>3>6>7>2>1
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I cant believe people still recognize the existence of the prequels let alone rate them
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>>71819710
edgy
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>>71813636
You're correct, now stop these threads forever
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>>71813636
I like 3 more than 7. I saw 3 twice I enjoyed it so much.
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2

7 isn't a star wars film
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>putting 7 over 3
That's pretty much your only flaw, but fuck you anyways.
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>>71813636
You are retarded.

Watch the original movies again and please without your pink retarded fanboy glasses.

3 > 6 > 5 > 2 > 7 > 1

7 is pure dog shit, wouldn't even call it a Star Wars movie. Just some comedy Hollywood shit with characters talking like today's people when in all the Star Wars movies before they talked a little weird for the fantasy/fable atmosphere.
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>Star Wars II worse than VII

Just watched it again. Damn, is it underrated. So much that happens in this movie alone.

First time we see young adult Vader,
broing up with Kenobi,
nice chemistry,
all the Jedi temple awesomeness and lore,
some more Luke village
Padme midriff,
Anakin and Padme falling in love,
Anakin's mother getting gangraped by "sand people",
Anakin redpilling the audience about a dictator being good if the majority is retarded,
Anakin slaughtering the sand people like "animals",
Boba Fett and his daddy,
clones,
actually doing something funny with C-3PO for the first time with the body switching,
war with Jedi action,
Dooku vs. Anakin, Kenobi and Yoda,
Anakin losing his arm,
Padme and Anakin getting married.

Everything with an OST that's fantastic throughout the whole movie and easter eggs like Anakin's shadow resembling Darth Vader.

Prequel haters are pretty fucking retarded, I now see it clearer than ever before.

And of course III is hundred times better than VII.
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>>71813731
this.

it makes no sense the potato adores vader, luke definitely told him he was actually a good guy and even beacme a force ghost. they fucking burnt his corpse because he was a good guy, everyone knew it at this point.

he has absolutely no motivations and reasons to join the dark side so far and it's doubtful this will change. meanwhile anakin had great reasons to join the dark side.

it makes no sense rey is suddenly this good. 30 minutes earlier ren easily wrecked her. then he can't beat her anymore and she goes from not knowing what the force is to as strong as Luke in VI.

it's makes no sense how deformed vader's helmet is. wood fire doesn't do this.

it's retarded ren freezes plasma shots. they are supposed to be deflected with the sword, this was lucas' vision. if jedi can easily freeze them, there is no reason for not just using regular bullets which are faster and more leathal anyway. now the only reason would be "but plasma looks cooler" which of course is a terrible reason from a world building perspective.

killing off the only charismatic actor.
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2>>>6>1>7>4>5>3
any other rating is by a child
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>>71813636
4>
>>71813731
7 was better than 1-3.
>>71813911
A New Hope is at least twice as good as any of the others. It's complete in itself, the rest aren't.
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>>71821498
>7 was better than 1-3.

naw. it's barely better than 2
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>>71815594
I love how you and people like you have deluded yourselves into thinking that's a rational opinion
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>>71821192
>meanwhile anakin had great reasons to join the dark side

I WON'T LET YOU DIE IN CHILDBIRTH. SHEEV CAN HELP ME. OH WAIT HE CANT? BETTER KILL THE YOUNGLINGS

You're a child
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>>71813636
100% agree
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
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>>71821638
Is it irrational because it disagrees with you?
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>>71813636
>7 better than any George Lucas Star Wars
>7 is a Star Wars
>The city of you
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>>71816588
The Star Wars films were always very progressive for their time. Lando was no smaller a jump than Rey. A bigger one, actually.
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>>71816301
They were designed to sell dolls.
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>>71813636
5>4>6=3=7>1>2
Correct order
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>>71813636
More or less. Although I think 3 gets way too much love. Its a fucking horrible movie.
All the dialog was laughable. The plot is retarded. The only "good" thing about it is the yoda v Sheev saber fight which I hated, and the long ass CG volcano fight, which sucked.

To be honest aside from kid Anakin and JarJar, I is an OK movie.
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>>71821956
yeah, real dolls
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>>71821992
Wrong, nigger.

5>4>6=3>1>2>7
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3 still gets rated way too highly just because it stood alongside midgets. It was also awful.
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>>71821880
4/10, 2/10, 5/10, 7/10, 7/10, 6/10, 6/10
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Putting 3 ahead of 7 is understandable, but saying fucked 2 or 1 is good in any way is complete and utter pleb tier
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>People think this is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IezQw6dJs4I
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>>71813731
7 was basically a reboot. But the prequels are fucking horrible. 7 played it safe, no awards should be given. I walked away feeling it was forgettable. But the prequels were painfully bad.

No one born before the 90s could like them, people born in or after the 90s probably think its amazing because it has CG fights and CG explosions, what more do you need? They are basically the same people keeping the Bayformers franchise afloat.
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>>71821936
Not to mention that Rey is basically Leia anyway with added Force power. Grumpy independent stronk women. The original Star Wars were "liberal propaganda" for sure. Except they weren't propaganda, they were just liberal.
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>>71822027
> I watch red letter media and take all my opinions from them
3 is a decent movie it's core issue is the overarching them changing from goofy and light-hearted to dark and brooding without warning, sans that it stands up quite even today.
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>>71821871
It's irrational because the prequels are fundamentally broken films on every single level from both narrative and filmmaking standpoints

anyone who actually defends the prequels and hates on TFA always has some bullshit agenda like "hurr durr not muh Lucas" or "fucking disney jews ree"
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>>71822022
>implying VI isn't a good movie and putting it on the same level as the trainwreck that was III.

Can someone explain this meme to me?
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>>71813636
>2 > 1 is acceptable but not encouraged.
Like fuck it is. 2's only redeeming moments are some cool action bits, and mostly due to the masterful sound work. The non-action parts of 1 are not nearly so painful to get through like 2's are.

Also, 3>7. Personally I hated 7 the most, but I won't try to make a case for 1 or 2 over it.
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>>71822050
>Putting 3 ahead of 7 is understandable
Not even. 3 is enormously overrated. Only redeemed by Sheev.
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>>71822110
Hello, reddit.
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>>71822110
So it's irrational because someone disagrees with you. You have to set up a ridiculous strawman because you have no leg to stand on.
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>>71814269
He's so damn hot in 3. Hhhng.
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>>71822172
So you're saying Reddit has good judgement and /v/ doesn't.
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>>71822067
>alright, make sure not attack at the same time.
Its OK, but it symbolizes what the prequels would be, way too much shitty fake looking CG backgrounds, flips and highly choreographed videogame looking fights.
That being said, its probably the only decent fight in the prequels.
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>>71822208
>browsing reddit and /v/
Holy fuck baka desu senpai.
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>>71822164
Mr. Plinkett please
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>>71822232
I'm not the one saying Reddit has better opinions than /v/ does, he >>71822172 did.
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>>71813636
>7
>not last
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>>71822236
>Youtubers were the first to notice the prequels were garbage.
Anyone on this board over 15 when the prequels came out? Because if so, then you know shitty these movies were.
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>>71822174
It's not that you "disagree", you are making an intellectually dishonest statement because of your own biases.

Film is a visual medium, and the prequels are O B J E C T I V E L Y poorly made because George was an absentee director who didn't want to build sets or get out of his fucking chair. The camerawork is fucking stunted and boring. I know everyone goes "hurr durr redditlettermedia" but Plinkett's complaint about "shot-reverse shot" is entirely fucking valid. Even the fucking podrace is boring as fuck when you realize 95% of the shots are just pans to the right with the occasional reaction shot from Anakin or sebulba. don't even get me started about how everything is plastic-y and fake because eps 2 and 3 are almost entirely made in computers, not to mention the premature adoption of digital technology to shoot the movie on which means the films will ALWAYS be stuck in low resolution

JJ may have ripped off ANH to a degree, but at least he knows how to DIRECT a fucking movie. He got out of his fucking chair and directed his camera and his actors. Now fuck off.
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>>71822223
>only decent fight in the prequels
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>>71822336
>trying this hard
lol
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>>71822236
Plinkett just did a particularly good job of summarizing criticisms that had been tossed around ever since the first screenings.

I love how triggered prequelfags are by him though, such that they're the only ones ever mentioning him. Like a PTSD soldier hearing gunfire that isn't there.
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>>71822288
even for how derivative it was, it was much better than 1/2
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>>71822336
Honestly I knew the prequels were garbage, I chalked it up to shitty CG fucking everything and a retarded story.
But the Plinket guy pointed out a lot of little stuff that I hadn't noticed.

Really there is very very few Lucas did right with the prequels. And that's really only some of designs. Everything else is an abortion. I really wish I could understand why people defend them, or pretend to.
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3>2>1>4>5>6>7
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>>71822371
My issue isn't with Plinkett I think he did a excellent job explaining why he hated the prequels. My issue is with people parroting his opinion without adding or expanding on anything else he said.
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>>71822336
>but at least he knows how to DIRECT a fucking movie

Yeah that twirling helicopter shot was so necessary and visually striking. He's such a great director.

Just because you mock people for pointing out that you are just mimicking reviewers you watched on youtube doesn't actually mean you aren't just mimicking reviewers.
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>>71822355
Name another.

>Sheev v Yoda
No thanks

>Sheev v 4 Jedi
Holy fuck was that horrible

>Anakin v Ben volcano fight
I really don't understand why retards like this, I guess CG backflips and videogame obstacles don't do it for me.

>Ben v CG 6 armed guy

seriously the fights in the prequels are gay.
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>>71822423
There's no need to add anything until prequelfags adequately address what's already there, which they have yet to do. Instead it's just always "P--Plinkett said that!". Well no fucking shit, that's what summaries are. They summarize all the goddamn criticisms of a movie. That's like stating a plain fact about cancer and someone complaining "hey, that oncology 101 textbook already said that!". Prequelfags are such fucking morons.
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>>71822500
pleb as fuck, you utter faggot.
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>>71813636
Le Pleb: The List

kys
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Faggots hating on 6. Can't stand a few ewoks.
OT>7 > PT
Only answer.
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>>71822423
Why?
If he nailed it, and you agree then why no repeat it?
In some cases what is there to add?

Either the points were valid or they weren't. People don't need to tact on other shit to make it their own or to see smarter.
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>>71822522
>guys lemme just appeal to authority
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>>71813636
The OST of the episode 1 is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjMY0-h_rRQ
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>>71822569
Case in point.
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>>71813636
3=5>everything else
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>>71822555
>OT
<>7 > PT

Topkek, dumb cunt.

when are these faggot redditors going to leave?
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>>71813636
Literally the exact order I'd give them.

Also, Jurassic Park > Jurassic World > JP3 > Lost World
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>>71822540
Liking the prequel fights is the DEFINITION of a pleb opinion.

>dance fighting between flat characters with no substance
>HURR DURR SUPER FAST SPINS SO SICK AWESOME FIGHT DUDE
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>>71822540
Yeah I wish the OT had more backflips, and that the emperor graded a 2 lightsabers and fought Luke. That shit was boring. And no CG obstacles, what the fuck.
Can you believe Obiwan didn't even do a spinning aerial somersault once in IV??

Only true patricians can appreciate the prequels. Now let's go back to our cartoon so that we can make sense of the movies.
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>>71813734
same
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>>71822423
It's because they don't have any actual opinions of their own. They don't have anything to add they just want to be told what to like. I mean a review that's an hour and a half long HAS to be true, right?
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>>71822633
nope, hating prequels is the DEFINITION of a reddit opinion.
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>>71813636
Yeah I'd also say that 4=5
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>>71822666
Reddit actually has the same pro-prequel contrarian urges as /v/ does, some anon has a huge list of threads
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>>71822651
No it has to be bullshit, right?
Valid criticism are meaningless unless you thought of it yourself.
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What's pathetic is Reddit doesn't insecurely obsess about /tv/ the same way /tv/ does them.
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>>71822715
reddit is just full of dumb and naive star wars fans who like anything under the star wars brand, they don't actually like star wars for any real reason other than they've been conditioned to by pop culture

/tv/ is full of people who should know better but only defend the prequels because they think shilling for the movies everyone knows are shit makes them more intelligent
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>>71822715
No it doesn't. You're beyond fucking retarded if you even remotely believe that horseshit, fucking dipshit faggot.
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>>71813636
5>4>6>3>2=7>>>>>>>>>>1
OP is, as always, a filthy, flaming, cockgobbling faggot.
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>>71822802
You sound really buttflustered about it, but yes the list exists and yes it's pretty substantiative.
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>>71813734
Now that we can all agree that this is the one true answer. Lets change topics.

Raiders > Last Crusade > Temple > Crystal Skull

Although I'm not really sure were to place Last Crusade and Temple.
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You know why 7 is the best? Because it reminded me a lot of 4!

you know why the prequels are SHIT? Because they had a lot of original ideas and that made me feel icky
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>>71822784
Reddit is full of the latter too.
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>>71822826
>a list exist

Fucking great, a list exists, fucking faggot. The majority, as in 99% of reddit blindly hates reddit, it's a pleb as fuck opinion, you insufferable cunt.
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>>71822833
>C3PO shoved in for no reason
>R2D2 back for no reason
>dude Jango Fett is also a bounty hunter lmao
>Clones are a ripoff of storm troopers
>dude Baby Boba Fett lmao
>Republic ships are a ripoff of Imperial Star destroyers
>Naboo is earth
>Death Star plans in Attack of the Clones
>All Jedi wear Tatooine farmer robes
>Corisant is a ripoff of the city from Blade Runner
>dude Genonisis is Tatooine with rocks lmao
>dude Kamino is just Cloud City with water instead of clouds lmao

>original ideas
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>>71822826
>>71822826
>a list exist

Fucking great, a list exists, fucking faggot. The majority, as in 99% of reddit blindly hates the prequals, it's a pleb as fuck opinion, you insufferable cunt.
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>>71822833
The prequels are good because they are different, at least Lucas tried something new.
Its like in my special ed class, I might not get the answer right, but I get a gold star, because I tried.

Different and new are fine, shit movies are bad, and that's that. Remove all the Star Wars label. Story-wise, the prequels are a disaster, and the visual execution was lazy.
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>>71813636
>5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7
Fixed it for you
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>>71822909
>dude Genonisis is Tatooine with rocks lmao
>dude Kamino is just Cloud City with water instead of clouds lmao

So you mean they are different.

As opposed to literally every planet in 7 being the actual same thing as the OT just renamed.
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>>71813731
Even though I enjoyed Episode 7: it truly does deserve a last place on the list. Why?

Because it was the most copied film which didn't try to be different compared to the prequels and compared to Episode 6 (which all stood out being complete different movies with no nostalgia references).

Star Wars should reflect the grittiness adventurous side of life. Life does not repeat itself but always brings us new things which we do not expect. The prequels did an amazing job at this despite some of the dialogue and acting and cheap CGI.
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>>71822934
>The majority, as in 99% of reddit blindly hates the prequals
It's spelled prequels, and you sound very knowledgeable about Reddit's opinions.
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>>71822909
Uh, its like poetry, every stanza rhymes with the other, I don't know.

Also you forgot Chewbaca added for no fucking reason other than to remind you of the OT.
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>>71822944
>Different and new are fine, shit movies are bad, and that's that. Remove all the Star Wars label. Story-wise 7 is a disaster, and the visual execution was lazy.

fixed that for you.
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>>71822998
>correcting spelling errors and now suggesting I go to reddit.

You lost, faggot. Back into the trash goes your opinion.
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>>71822934
Since you're an admitted Redditor to know what they think, I'd like to ask: do they try as hard to avoid being seen as "/tv/" as we do them?
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>>71822983
>As opposed to literally every planet in 7 being the actual same thing as the OT just renamed.

Jakku and Tatooine have more differences between them than something like Cloud City and Kamino.
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>>71823051
Visually, 7 is pretty good. It's the story that was lazy. But at least it made sense.

What kind of brain disorder do people have that makes them like the prequels? This shit needs to be studied.
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>>71823076
Lost what? I'm sorry I didn't save it, but there's a gigantic list showing Reddit has the same pro-prequel contrarian impulses /tv/ does, and you've just been shouting "nuh uh!!!" littered with profanities like a teenager. And you literally admitted to knowing what they actually think. You do that by going there.
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>>71823091
Doesn't Reddit come here all the time for our dank memes?

I think they are just scared of /pol/ and maybe /b/.
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>>71823091
Not him but some faggots blatantly post /tv/ memes, but yeah, reddit opinions are in fact reddit as fuck.
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>>71822828
I think this is correct. Temple has its moments but its just not as good as crusade
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>>71823122
>Visually, 7 is pretty good
No it wasn't. It was bland soulless tripe. Name a single memorable shot.
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>>71823142
>implies reddit is pro prequel and then implies he doesn't know how reddit thinks.

You're a retarded faggot. Reddit incredibly hates the prequels, you little thick faggot.
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>>71823214
>bland soulless tripe

oh you mean the lazy and excessive CGI of the prequels? I bet you unironically post that fucking cinegrid
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>>71818107
>ANH and ROTJ above ESB

yeah no
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>>71823281
No, seriously name a memorable shot from episode 7.

Name a memorable shot from ANYTHING Abrams has directed.
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>>71823214
Pretend that isn't a memorable shot. It'll probably be the last thing you think about before you die.

7 didn't just have everyone in front a green screen, they had to actually had to go outside. Which is more than you can say about the prequels. You can't call that lazy. At least not when compared to the prequels.
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>>71823227
This is hilarious. I know what Reddit thinks about this particular subject because a list of Reddit threads was compiled and brought here, to /tv/, for me to read. I never set foot there in the scenario I described.

You, on the other hand, described what 99% of Reddit thinks, which is an extremely thorough knowledge of them.

Perhaps you should add more profanities and namecalling to cover the embarrassing way this is going for you.
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>>71823337
Why don't both you faggots return to leddit and discuss it there.
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>>71823389
Only time I've been there is to read two AMAs and a few "locals recommend shit to travelers" threads since I fly here and there on business, but Mr. Knows What 99% of Them Think will probably be returning there shortly.
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>>71813636
Not even meming, but Phantom Menace was pretty enjoyable and not as bad as the mouthbreathers make it out to be.
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>>71822828
Crystal was supposed to set up a new franchise, but Spielberg didn't even want to do it in the first place, he probably only agreed because he knew this would kill it.
But if Crystal skull was good or even decent. Was someone else going to direct the future movies? Was it going to be Lucas or just some random person hired by the studio?
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>>71823337
Topkek

Here you go, faggot.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2nsxch/why_does_everyone_hate_the_star_wars_prequels/

If you literally search "reddit star wars prequels" you get a bunch of redditor faggots with pleb opinions shitting on the prequals, like your pleb self, you humongous thick faggot.
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>>71813636
6 is better than 4
1 is better than 3
Don't give a fuck about 7
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>>71823463
both sides of that picture have reddit
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>>71823463
In my opinion its the best of the prequels, because there is still hope that the story can be good.
Remove Anakin and Jarjar and its a solid movie.
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>>71823509
>not knowing reddit by its synonym: /tv/
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>>71823482
That comments thread is full of "measured" opinions of people apologizing for the prequels, and of course the vast majority of comments are (rightly) shitting on those terrible movies. It's approximately the same ratio as /tv/ of people who shit on and apologize for the prequels. You literally offered a proof of my position because you're too lazy to read.
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>>71823620
Holy shit, you're a real dumb cunt faggot.
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>>71823641
Yes yes, well done, you got me.
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>>71822989
epsiode 1 copied more than 7
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>>71813636
>Star Wars
predictable cliché plot but with impressive visual effects when it was released, still a fun movie to watch nowadays and you can appreciate the hardwork they had to go through with the models and early-CGI effects
It doesn't pretend to be some kind of Herzog-tier masterpiece
Plebscale rating: 7/10
>Empire Strikes Back
a sequel that dares to explore darker and more realistic imagery, as well as having the good guys lose not once but twice and being betrayed by an ally they thought was trustworthy
All followed by an epic and iconic ending that reveals the true nature of Darth Vader: a reluctant and self-aware villain who only goal at this point is to rule the galaxy with his son by his side
Plebscale rating: 9,5/10
>Return of the Jedi
boring and predictable, essentially a rip-off the first Star Wars movie, with the addition of pointless scenes and annoying side characters like the Ewok of Endor.
The plot is the same, with the emperor building a new death star to continue his reign of terror over the galaxy.
The only redeemable note is the redemption of Darth Vader and his story arc, from villain, to reluctant villain to redeem villain, whose love for his son proved stronger than the mind corruption of Palpatine
Plebscale rating: 5,5/10
>The Phaton Menace
ground-breaking visual effects at the time, this movie combines the origin stories of both Vader and his master Sidious (Palpatine) and the latter rise to power, all while political intrigues and battle scenes take place on Naboo
other memorable scenes include the pod-racing one and the Duel of the Fates, one of the best choregraphed fights in the entire franchise with one of the greatest piece of soundtrack composed by John Williams
and last but not least, this movie features based Liam Neeson
Plebscale ratings: 8/10

I must rewatch the Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith and the new cashgrab trash to give them a proper review.
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>>71816088
I thought Obi-Wan going off on his own and investigating was pretty entertaining, but yeah, Attack of the Clones is pretty awful.
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>>71816177
You're dead on.
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