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What should I watch tonight, /tv/?
2016-07-09 22:20:35 Post No. 71812672
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What should I watch tonight, /tv/?
Anonymous
2016-07-09 22:20:35
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It's another Saturday night, the girlfriend is out with her friends, and I am home alone like the friendless NEET that I am, with nothing but my husky mix to keep me company.
I'm drinking alone, and cooking myself a 22oz porterhouse for dinner, and my options for the night are:
A: jack off for hours on end while the dog watches, fully aware of how pathetic I am, until she gets home and I frantically pull my pants up, smear the cum stains into the wood floor, and keep my tugging hand in my pocket so the sticky stench of my shame is well hidden from her.
B: same as option A, but with /pol/ tier YouTube vids on in the background (thanks, Chromecast!)
C: flush 10 hours of my life down the toilet playing Kerbal Space Program, with nothing but a string of failed Mun landings and missed Jool intercepts to show for my rampant autism.
Or
D: Watch a movie, like a normal, civilized person would. I've narrowed it down to pic related, tell me what I should watch.
TLDR: tell me which of these is the best choice for a night drinking alone.