>>71803403
Azor Jon!
I wish there was a video game like skyrim/fallout set in Westeros.
>>71808417
I hope that they fuck before they find out that they are aunt/nephew.
>early
>when we're slow
>eternal /got/ general
Brad? You're not giving me much choice here
Rhaegar was a bastard, he was son to the knight Bonifer of house Hasty
>>71808448
>I wish there was a game that did this. Kind of a fallout/skyrim game with a GoT theme.
Why do you want something like that? Skyrim/Fallout (I presume you're talking about Bethesda-made Fallout) are underwhelming games, mediocre at best, fucking terrible at worst, that depend a lot on the fan community to produce mods to fix the whole damn thing.
>>71808470
Just a low-fantasy budget game in general would be nice. Real gritty, actually have to tend to survival needs and stuff. Without dragons and magic and stuff.
>>71808511
Can't Jon just marry both Dany and Sansa?
>>71808573
Only fat Tumblrites who use hair dye want him to marry Sansa and King Jon with Queen Dany (and Hand Tyrion) is Reddit; the ending
>>71808499
>They fuck
>Find out they're aunt/nephew
>Keep fucking but force Jorah to watch
>>71808573
Like Aegon?
Yes.
But if Sansa takes after her mother, she'll be a really angry fish at him having kids by another woman.
>>71808610
> implying this show is going towards something better
>>71808618
Dany can't have children, remember
>>71808614
He'd cry more than Theon did
so what was the high sparrow's end-game?
> tfw S4 was the last time I genuinely enjoyed this show and cared about what happened
I don't give a fuck anymore, it's been too shitty for too long. Didn't bat an eye when poor Tommen flung himself to his death and was only mildly annoyed the Tyrells were all wiped out.
How would you fix S5 and S6, /got/?
>>71808570
Even if it still took place in Westeros, assuming it's before Dany crosses the Sea, there's no dragons and very little magic, if any.
>>71808649
Book readers think she can.
Something about a possible miscarriage and not remembering how long ago she'd gotten her moonblood.
But if she really can't. Then Dany can be his Visenya and Sansa his Rhaenys, except Sansa won't entertain other men.
>>71808651
Will we ever see Jorah again? I wouldn't put it past D&D that he's just gone forever now, never to be seen again. How could he still be relevant to anything?
>>71808417
Why is she so perfect, bros?
>>71808417
People should stop taking pictures next to Jaime. They just end up looking like goblins in comparison.
>>71808511
>implying Sansa won't feel usurped and work with LF to take the North from Jon
>implying Jon won't execute her himself for treason
>implying we aren't going to usher in a glorious wave of tumblrina suicides
>>71808668
It's hard to say without knowing what happens in the books.
But all the strong womyn shit definitely needs to go.
>>71808713
She's not quite that perfect. She's been molesting Bran ever since Jojen died.
>>71808671
Or you could, you know, just set it even before the Targaryens ever came to Westeros. That'd make it even more exciting, given how there's actually way more tension between the seven kingdoms.
>>71808690
has it even been implied on the show that she doesnt get her period or is no longer able to have children?
>>71808733
>But all the strong womyn shit definitely needs to go.
> implying it won't be there until the finale.
>>71808728
>Jon
>becoming a kinslayer
>not punishing her with his dick like my doujins
>>71808763
Jon can do better. From Ygritte, that's one huge downgrade
>>71808758
That would also be interesting. There'd be a lot more fighting to do.
>>71808763
Cringe
>>71808773
Nope.
She even repeated to Khal Moro that she can't have kids until whatever stuff and there's been no indications that she's fulfilling any of the stuff.
>>71808795
>kin
According to Jaime and Cersei, cousins don't really count.
>>71808705
he will return with a volcano arm.
>>71808668
>How would you fix S5 and S6, /got/?
I enjoyed these seasons the most though.
>>71808840
Shit, I mean *Yes
>>71808668
Well, obviously get rid of it strongly change the sneks, shorten Dany time, more Bran flashbacks, add Rhaegar, keep wolves alive, add Arya into westeros at end of season 5 and then season 6 she'll run around with Numerous or some shit, not really sure if that's the right thing to do with Arya but whatever. Also more Hound and Margaery plotting.
>>71808651
>Jon cucked Jorah out of his dad, his family sword, the loyalty of his House, and soon Daenerys
Jesus christ, is it going to turn out that Jon was the guy who Jorah's wife ran away with too?
>>71808795
>Lannisport fuckin shits
>actual Lannisters
Is Sansa scheming against Jon or happy for him? In the "Inside the episode" clip everybody says she's unhappy and may be plotting against him in the future.
>>71808705
He might be over at the Citadel and will be Sam's protector through a soon to be wartorn Westeros, who could bring him to Jon if he thinks there's no hope and that he might as well join the Night's Watch if the Maesters can't do anything.
Him heading back North could be interesting too, meets back up with family, meets Jon who's his dad's successor and who bears his family's sword now. Fighting the Walkers might be better than solely joining the Watch and being away from Jon's campaign against them
>>71808757
It's not rape if he likes it
>>71808853
Jaime killed his cousin and felt he should be punished when he talked to the High Sparrow
So it does count enough for kinslaying
>>71808990
He's fifteen and never even touched himself. He doesn't know what he likes.
>>71808887
Arya should have been off screen all of season 6, just implied she's sneaking around westeros. Then the reveal of her at the freys would have been so much better.
>>71808614
>The scene where Jon makes Jorah clean up after him
>Catelyn: You down there, bastard.
>Jon: Y-yes my lady?
>Catelyn: Open your mouth, bastard.
>Jon: M-my lady?
*Catelyn lets an annoyed sigh*
>Catelyn: Ser Rodrick, Theon, hold the bastard boy down
>Ser Rodrick: Yes, my lady.
>Jon: (distressed) What are you doing?
>Theon: Shut your mouth, bastard.
>Catelyn: No, I want this bastard's mouth open.
>Ser Rodrick: You heard the lady, bastard, open your boy-whore mouth.
With a look of defeat, Jon opens his mouth.
Catelyn Stark then spits from the balcony and it lands directly in the back of Jon's throat. He gags.
>Catelyn: How DARE you gag on my spit, bastard!
*Theon elbows Jon in the stomach*
>Catelyn: I didn't say we were done, bastard.
Jon opens his mouth again.
Catelyn Stark's aim is a little off this time, as it lands across his most of his face.
>Jon: T-thank you, my lady.
Catelyn Stark unleashes a storm of vicious spits on the bastard's face and mouth for about 15 minutes.
This was a common game of humiliation Jon would suffer through during his time at Winterfell. Of course this wasn't the only way The Lady of Winterfell would torment the poor boy; spitting was just the appetizer.
>>71809041
He's only 10 or 11 in the book. Fun times
>>71809041
Never too late to find out
>>71809041
I knew I'd love it.
>>71808962
She'll be scheming against him soon enough, or against the three Lords who gave him credit for shit and are his biggest supporters
>>71809096
That's even worse. Bran is too pure.
>>71809094
This is probably the strangest fetish to pop up in /got/. Well done.
>>71809094
Honestly, knifing Catelyn in the night, bleeding her out in that sept of hers, would have made sense.
>>71808668
the only really offensive things about S6 were
>genital jokes
>pointless meereen scenes
>sand snakes
>arya sleeping off deep stab wounds
nothing else really bothered me that much
>>71808763
Try not to diddle your clit off
>>71808573
>>71808610
>>71808511
Jon and Sansa will get married to control an independent North. Neither of them will like fucking and only do so for "honor" and "family". Sansa will never ever orgasm and Jon will always be in love with Ygritte. The fairytale DannyxJon ending is averted while Tumblrinas are mad that Jon doesn't love Sansa. This is the best ending and you know it.
>>71809178
Why kill her when Jon could've forced her down, ate her out, raped her on a daily basis and had her angrily begging him later to fuck her cause he's bigger than Ned and she can't live without him anymore?
>>71809237
The best ending is Jon, Dany and Sansa all die and some nonamer is made King at a Great Council
>>71809188
Sansa going full retard and not telling Jon about the Vale army for literally no reason was the worst one imo.
>>71809282
Night King can make it happen.
>>71809237
>not building love stone by stone over the years like Ned and Cat
>Sansa not orgasming when Jon's amazing with his tongue
anyone have that hilariously bad ending of got greentext where everyone exchanges book titles, i want to read it again, thanks
>>71808470
Skyrim was originally intended to be a Game of Thrones game. Seriously.
Last webm I can do for now
what is the point of sam being in oldtown? what is the point of sam in general?
>>71809298
She had a reason, she wanted the Vale solely on her side and under her control should she need it instead of leaving it up to Jon to decide and giving him a larger army under his own control.
Royce and the rest of the Vale commanders getting up for Jon must've hurt like a bitch. Everything's coming up Jon
>>71809347
I wouldn't deny us TES V, but Game of Thrones would have been cool too.
>>71809094
Continue
>>71809348
Thanks
>>71809300
based NK
>>71809094
I could swear she was going to piss.
>>71809269
Because life doesn't actually work like your retarded NTR doujins.
>>71809365
That would imply that she was fine with Jon, Rickon, and all of their loyal men dying as long as she gets to keep the Vale forces, which doesn't seem to be what they were going for given how warm Sansa was to Jon, and how she was going on about how they need to fight for Arya, Bran, and Rickon.
>>71809362
GURM self-insert
>>71809338
i know some of you fags have it, come on
>>71809178
>the woman who isn't my mother doesn't love me like my mother would
>I am justified in killing her
Cat is irrational as fuck, but you Jonfags are ever worse.
>>71809148
she seems like the type of girl thats into pegging
>>71809458
>ASOIAF
>life
U wot?
>>71809541
Not like Bran could run away from her. He could crawl away.
>>71809541
Makes sense, seeing as how she's obviously a lesbian.
>>71809533
I'm not a Jonfag at all.
I don't even like the character, regardless whether we're talking about book or show version.
I'm just talking about Catelyn being a cunt to a kid who had no say in how/to whom he was born.
>>71809237
Jon uses his tongue pretty well.
>>71809577
bollocks
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this threadeven though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
>>71809472
Yes it would imply that. But she probably blames Jon for his shortcomings in not being able to get a larger force as evidenced by her bitching over and over again about how they need to wait until they have a larger force even though Jon's done fucking everything he could.
And as Littlefinger had told her and implied at Mole's Town, Jon's a HALF-brother and shouldn't be trusted. And Sansa listened since she didn't tell Jon about how she really learned about Riverrun even when Brienne called her out
>how she was going on about how they need to fight for Arya, Bran, and Rickon.
That was just her being emotional at first and wanting revenge before the Littlefinger thoughts started popping up and she started thinking more rationally, like not giving a shit about Rickon cause he's a dead man no matter what.
>>71809578
Eh, that's still no reason to kill her. Maybe smack her once or twice if she gets out of line.
But according to GRRM, she wasn't much of a cunt to him. She didn't stop her kids from being friends with him, she didn't stop him from getting educated, from eating with the family, or sleeping with his siblings.
Him being kept away from royal family was probably Ned's doing as much as Cat's because Cersei is a notoriously peevish cunt, and keeping Jon away from Robert is probably for the best. She'd just sulk when Jon would best Robb, and she got triggered that one time when she thought Bran was going to die and went mad from sleep deprivation.
Still irrational as fuck, but nothing too bad.
king snow with ghost mount vs night king with ice spider mount when?
ice spiders in general when? the very last episodes?
>>71809188
bye bye, self-important twat
Filtered.
You've been bested at your own game, tripfaggot. There's nothing you can do to reverse what I've just done. You wanted attention so you donned a tripcode. Now you literally cease to exist for me. I'll never see another one of your posts ever again. You can respond to my post but it will be utterly, utterly futile. I won't be able to read it. Chances are others have filtered you based on your vain attempts to draw attention to yourself in this thread, but did not announce it. In addition to this, others will follow my example and filter you based on this post. You have no recourse here, no plan, no fallback. If you had just posted anonymously you could have gotten the attention you so desperately need by making actual thought-provoking, intelligent posts. Now your world will just get smaller and smaller until your posts aren't visible by anyone.
You are defeated, tripfaggot. Completely and thoroughly vanquished.
Now taking bets on which dragon will die first. I vote Viserion.
>>71809690
I want Cersei to bless her pussy with a dildo.
>>71809899
have you ever seen a post so melodramatic and pathetic in your entire life?
>>71809348
>I was such an AAAAASS to you, Jon
>Verily, I was totes a huge jerk
>>71808683
>Iron islands will be independent after conquest. that was the deal.
And she said other places can ask the same. What would she want with a frozen wasteland anyway? It's larger than the other kingdoms but is frozen wasteland a lot of the time and not suitable for the people Dany's bringing over and have a far different culture than she's used to even more so than just Westeros. Renly was willing to let Robb stay king so long as he was loyal to Renly, why not the same thing anyway with her own nephew?
>Jon is a threat to her rule. his claim is bigger and after taking a dragon from dany ( we all know he will) dany would feel intimidated.
Jon doesn't give a fuck about becoming King of Westeros or fighting a war for that shit. Not just cause he doesn't give a fuck about the South in the first place and only cares for the North, but a war would just mean fewer people to fight the army of the dead. His priorities are elsewhere and Dany would have the larger army anyway.
>he can't let Jon loose in the North because "he is family". He is family that's why she can't let him loose. he has to be binded, either by her cunt or with armies.
But that's the point of marriages between families anyway, making it so the families have alliances. Jon is that alliance already, he's Stark and Targaryen, and cause he'd be much closer to Dany than to Sansa and the rest, the best way of reinforcing it is to have him marry his cousin who's a Stark from the male line.
>if you want to see jon fucking sansa so much, she can be his mistress.
That'd be a waste and make her a semi-Lyanna unless he marries her and has an Aegon I thing going on.
>>71808887
The Sneks need to go to KL, try to assassinate Queen Cersei, and get wiped out by the Mountain.
>>71809694
>bitching over and over again about how they need to wait until they have a larger force
Why even try to talk him out of heedlessly charging if she doesn't mind him getting rek'd? She clearly wanted the Vale forces to arrive before the battle. Nothing about that plot makes any sense. They just wanted it to look like Jon is done for before a "shocking" twist. Logic be damned.
>even though Jon's done fucking everything he could
Except he didn't. He didn't try calling more houses, he didn't send an infiltrator to Winterfell to try and save Rickon like Stannis did for "Arya" in the books, he didn't do shit. He rushed to meet with Ramsey for no reason.
>>71810004
Oh, God, please let this happen.
>Promise me Ned
>>71808417
I want a Total War: Game of Thrones
PLEASE
ANY GAMING EXEC READING THIS
MAKE
IT
HAPPEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYlmb3gip8
On scale 1-10 how enjoyable the books are
>>71808550
Source?
>>71810064
More so than the show.
>>71810055
>Order a Helium Tank, Anon.
>>71810056
there's a mod for one of the older TW games
WHO HOLDS THE NORTH?
>>71810030
>He didn't try calling more houses
Yes he did.
They said to Glover that they sent ravens to other Houses and he told Sansa before the battle that they pleaded with every House that would have them.
>he didn't send an infiltrator to Winterfell
That would've been much harder to do with all the forces at Winterfell being loyal to Ramsay and there's no wedding to use as cover to infiltrate unlike Mance and the spearwives
>>71810064
100 times more world building. Which is enjoyable.
>>71810064
first two are 9/10
third one is 8/10
last two are 6/10
>>71810064
reddit ruined the hound
>>71810118
SHOW ME
>>71810030
>>71810131
*and he didn't rush considering he felt there was no point in waiting when there's no force coming as far as he knows and a storm might hit at any point.
The first point isn't his fault since Sansa told him nothing about the Vale, and the latter he was right about cause it started snowing soon after they captured Winterfell
>>71810064
AGOT - 7/10
ACOK - 8/10
ASOS - 9/10
AFFC - 7/10
ADWD - 6/10
>>71810116
Mountain Blade has an ASOIAF mod.
>>71810131
House Cerwyn at the very least was never called according to Sansa. Maybe some houses would have responded if he had given them more time. Maybe he should have called on the Northern clans like Stannis.
What's there to lose? There was literally no reason for Jon to rush like he did, just as there was no real reason for Sansa to keep the Vale knights a secret once she called them. If she wanted Jon and Rickon out of the way, she would have been encouraging Jon to attack as early as possible.
>>71809927
>heartless people
I am not surprised, anon.
>>71810280
>House Cerwyn at the very least was never called according to Sansa
They might've considering Lyanna said he refused the call.
>Maybe some houses would have responded if he had given them more time
Refer to >>71810236
>Maybe he should have called on the Northern clans like Stannis.
D&D cut those clans out
>no real reason for Sansa to keep the Vale knights a secret once she called them.
Far as I can tell it's cause she doesn't trust Jon and wants the Vale to only be on her side and not just more soldiers for Jon. I chalk up her telling Jon to get a larger army as her being frustrated at where they are but still not being willing to trust Jon and I've seen others surmise that it's cause she didn't know if they were coming even if she'd sent the raven since she'd refused them before.
>>71808417
Whos that on the right? Barely visible
>>71808511
These threads really do go to shit every time I get banned. When did this fanbase get overrun by fairytale faggots? This kind of shit is literally what GoT has never been about.
>>71810471
Jamie
>>71810064
(main) plotwise
AGOT 8/10
ACOK 8/10
ASOS 9/10
AFFC 7/10
ADWD 7/10
overall
AGOT 7/10
ACOK 8/10
ASOS 8/10
AFFC 9/10
ADWD 9/10
>>71810073
Just reread the books.
>>71810116
Yeah but it's not nearly as pretty.
Look how beautiful this game is.
It would fit the GoT aesthetic perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHLmnyiPKsw
I hope the Lannisters are praying to the Seven
because Lady Stonesmirk is coming for revenge
>>71809989
>why not the same thing anyway with her own nephew?
there are several reasons for this. he is the last male targaryen, he is the winter king and last close relative. she wants a targaryen to fuck, feels to make allies through marriage. she is a monarch, and can not let someone who have this crucial traits to sway his way.
>Jon doesn't give a fuck about becoming King of Westeros or fighting a war for that shit. Not just cause he doesn't give a fuck about the South in the first place and only cares for the North, but a war would just mean fewer people to fight the army of the dead. His priorities are elsewhere and Dany would have the larger army anyway.
no he doesn't care, but all westeros is needed to fight the dead. he loves the north, but all westeros needs him. he is the binding power. just as title of winter king pushed upon him, the title of king of westeros will be pushed upon him also.
>But that's the point of marriages between families anyway, making it so the families have alliances. Jon is that alliance already, he's Stark and Targaryen, and cause he'd be much closer to Dany than to Sansa and the rest, the best way of reinforcing it is to have him marry his cousin who's a Stark from the male line.
well i answered this above, dany wants to fuck targ, thus jon.
>That'd be a waste and make her a semi-Lyanna unless he marries her and has an Aegon I thing going on.
fine with me, but dany might have to say something about.
>>71810064
Read the first 3, don't bother with the last 2.
They are not worth it. They are a insult to the story, better if they are forgotten.
>>71810619
>here's a new POV character who really doesn't be one, and he inexplicably gets quite a few chapters.
who? im seriously drawing a blank right now. i need to do a reread
>>71810614
give it time and there will be a version for warhammer I'm sure
>CIAxSansa =/= Confirmed by the cast
>implying CIA won't go deep on Sansa's butthole next season
>implying Tumblr won't posture and front for as long as they can before they all commit collective suicide
>>71810619
victarion was the best part of adwd
>>71810064
>GOT
8.5/10, very intimate and cozy, most straight forward story of the books. Since it is so focused, the main cast of characters really gets to shine. Suffers a bit because GRRM was still getting the feel of the world
>ACOK
8/10, Theon's angst is my weakness, also I really enjoyed the KL scheming in that book. Not as cozy as GOT, Dany's chapters were a pain, but thankfully few and far between.
>ASOS
9/10, very odd pacing, but still the most eventful and exciting book. People mostly remember the big events, but even the slower, more contemplative chapters managed to stick out for me compared to other books.
>AFFC
7.8/10, very slow, very scattered, but also very well written, GRRM got a bit more verbose in this one, which I actually enjoyed. Cersei is a train wreck that just keeps giving. Very character driven which I do appreciate. Dorne is pain.
>ADWD
7.8/10, a bit less scattered than AFFC, but suffers from far too many meandering chapters from GRRM's pet characters. There's a one new POV character who really doesn't need to be one, and he inexplicably gets quite a few chapters. Theon angst bonus. Also, Northern politicking in general was great to see.
>>71810665
She doens't want a Targ to fuck in the show, she wants to make alliances.
A nephew in the North with no ambitions for the rest of Westeros and who several of her own allies like and would speak up for him is already an ally. And him marrying Sansa gets them further allies and more Northern allegiance by bringing Lyanna and Ned's lines together, and Riverlands in there too, and Vale through Sansa's Tully blood and Robin being the current Lord.
>he is the binding power
He already is the binding power once his ancestry is brought to light. He already binds the South and North, but his tie to the North by blood is weaker since it's more about merit.
>>71810766
SanCia vs JonDany vs Cersei?
> le cringe faec.jpg
>>71810734
Quent. What even was that.
>>71810802
Iron Born in general are pretty based in my mind. Even Aeron, though I know many would disagree.
Sorry about deleting my original post. I noticed too many weird mistakes.
Did they change Umber's sigil?
>Jon: "OY SANSER, WUT U THINK ABOUT OOS GETTIN HITCH'D FA DA GUD OF DA NARFF?"
>Sansa: "I'm sorry Jon but that is quite impossible. You are my half brother, and also you have a small pecker. I can't roll with that."
>Jon: "OY WUH U THINK U CAN DOO BETTA DEN JUN ZNOO? UH FUGHT DA WHUT WUAKAHZ AN' MADE PEACE WIT DUH WULDLINZ"
>CIA: "Actually, Shansha has already chosen the better man, my dear boy."
>Sansa: "Daddy!"
>CIA: "Ahh theresh my good little Northern prinshess"
>Jon: "WUH?"
>>71810635
No prayers can help them now.
someone post the Selmy backstabbing Rhaegar on the battlefield pasta, I need a good chuckle
>>71810879
I felt bad for quentyn, he never asked for this
>>71810883
Yeah, in the books it's a giant in chains, in the show it's just chains and the Umber Lords themselves wear the chains.
Pottery
>>71808429
>Azor
but sexxx
>>71810064
1/10.
You can't enjoy it because you know it won't get an ending and the fatass will die before Book 6 is released.
I'm not a particularly fast reader but I got halfway through the first book in a relatively short timeskipping Dany's chapters though.
I can't imagine the frustration of those who started to read the books well before the show even began.
Heck, imagine how many people died waiting for the final novel to come even as far back as the early 2000s.
The first book was released 20 years ago.
If Big Fartman is too lazy to give it a proper ending he could leave it to his most trusted editors and fans and eventually give it the green light if he likes it enough.
But nooo, let's just talk about food and Sibel Kekilli's blowjob scene in that 2004 German porn video.
GURM is a hack and piece of shit.
And book 4 and 5 suck.
>>71810851
his tie to the north is already cemented. there is no turning back. he doesn't need salsa to further himself. I'm telling again, he is the north now.
after his secret's revelation to the westeros, there could be second thoughts in the south about dany. to prevent that, a marriage would come in handy for dany.
>She doens't want a Targ to fuck in the show, she wants to make alliances.
because she isn't aware a targ is still alive. that will change once she knows the truth.
>>71811104
I did too. But we really didn't need those chapters. GRRM is good at developing non POV characters. Just give him a couple of meaningful exchanged with Dany and maybe Barry. It would have been enough to flesh him out.
>>71809237
They had many Ned/Cat parallels this season. It would be cool to see em diverted I guess, where the marriage didn't turn out too happy. Then Dany can be Jon's Ashara.
>>71811227
>his tie to the north is already cemented. there is no turning back. he doesn't need salsa to further himself. I'm telling again, he is the north now.
It's not cemented. If you honestly think the Northern Lords and every learning he's actually Lyanna and Rhaegar's kid instead of Ned isn't gonna change anything when it comes to his position or support, then we might as well stop talking.
>after his secret's revelation to the westeros, there could be second thoughts in the south about dany. to prevent that, a marriage would come in handy for dany.
Second thoughts over what? Jon's not guaranteeing Dorne or the Tyrells revenge, Dany is, and Dothraki and Unsullied are on Dany's side.
And you'll accept second thoughts about Dany but not from the fact Jon would be a Targ who's Head of House Stark when his ancestry comes out? Wot?
Is Bran's great destiny just to tell Jon he's the king? Apparently his purpose is to "learn everything", so it seems like he's being trained to be some sort of advisor or omniscient figure, rather than learn some crucial way to fight the white walkers.
>>71811456
I suppose. That and breaking down the wall it seems, at least in the show.
>>71811456
Nah, there always needs to be Night King to stay off eternal winter and he'll be the one for the next 8000 years till a younger better cripple takes it from him.
>>71811395
>It's not cemented. If you honestly think the Northern Lords and every learning he's actually Lyanna and Rhaegar's kid instead of Ned isn't gonna change anything when it comes to his position or support, then we might as well stop talking.
he is a bastard in their eyes and they chose him the winter king anyway.
you are right, we can stop talking.
>>71811546
He's a bastard who they thought was Ned's kind and would at least be Jon Stark.
Not Jon Targaryen cause his mom was Lyanna.
And yeah, we should stop
Where's the guy with the bats webms?
>>71810118
THE WHITE WOLF. THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>>71811225
>GURM is a hack and piece of shit.
>And book 4 and 5 suck.
We know that already anon
I bought all 5 books and i deeply regret it now, i hate the fact that he left so many clues about Jon's identity and now i am certain he will change the ending just for the sake of being "unpredictable"
>>71811587
*kid
>>71811609
>and now i am certain he will change the ending just for the sake of being "unpredictable"
Sad thing is even if he doesnt change it it will suck ass
it's a lose-lose situation now
Reminder that Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, who's name is STARK
>>71808668
>I don't give a fuck anymore
then stop posting here you whiny bitch
>>71808668
Bring back D&D's enthusiasm from seasons 1-3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11TZzy-T_GY
>>71808610
jon x dany isn't even the most popular pairing on tumblr, retard.
guess what is? YOU'RE the normie faggot.
>>71810920
>Who should the North rally behind? A true born daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell or a motherless bastard born in the South?
>"I dont care if he's a bastard"
>"King in the North!"
DIISSHHH WASHHNT PART OF THE PLAN
SHTOP IT LORD ROYCE SHTAY SHEATED
KNIGSHT OF THE VALE PUT DOWN YER SHWORDS PLEESSHEEE
>>71811604
Why is he holding a cross? is he trying to exorcise undead Jon?
>>71810818
>7.8/10
that earns you a 9.8/10 for autism though
>>71811829
But that picture clearly shows that Jon Snow x Sansa Stark is the most popular ship. 33% is greater than 24% and 15%. You fat sweaty cow, on your way.
They should change Jon's name to Jaehaerys, considering he truly is the Dany of the North who gets everything handed to him.
>>71811272
Why not Arya as his Ashara?
>>71811833
>he's retarded and doesn't know the difference between "should" and "will"
top kek
>>71812043
Because Ashara was good looking
No northern boyish whore can even compete
>>71811829
I really don't understand why Timblr ships Jonsa. What's the point? It's not like they've ever been shown to work well together.
>>71812092
>he takes memes very seriously
>>71811995
>he's proud that jon x sansa is the most popular ship on tumblr
wew
just admit you love normie garbage.
>>71812099
Arya might wind up looking like Lyanna who was pretty enough, and with a similar personality might be considered very attractive
>>71812144
Please reread what I've said you slobbering cunt
>Fat Tumblrites (you) want Jon and Sansa to marry
>Reddit wants Jon and Dany to marry with Tyrion as hand
>>71811995
That's what he was saying, retard. Jonsafags have no right to call Jon x Dany "tumblr" when Jon x Sansa is the most popular normie ship on tumblr.
>>71808417
we see you brad
>>71812099
What's up with the Daynes having Valyrian features anyway, is it ever explained anywhere?
>>71812195
Jonsa is /got/'s official ship retard. Everyone here wants Jon and Sansa to get married.
>>71812195
But Jon X Dany X Tyrion is literally the only thing that makes sense in the show. Besides, between them they've got enough plot armor to rule westeros for a thousand years.
>>71812207
>using a tumblr post to prove jonsa is better than cia x sansa
KEK
>>71812222
It's been explained on here in literally every other thread.
>>71812222
They are literally aliens.
>>71812258
yep. it's going to be jon x dany x tyrion and sansa will be with cia. jonsafags need to move on with their life.
>>71812222
having purple eyes doesn't make you valyrian.
I ship Bron
>cleganebowl
>>71812337
Goddamn. She needs to work out. She's like a big tube of pudding in heels.
>>71808962
The look she gives Littlefinger at the end of the King in the North scene could be interpreted in two ways, to my mind.
1. Sansa is remembering Littlefinger's words in the godswood and becomes unhappy that Jon has been chosen to rule above her, probably leading to conflict between them later.
2. She has realised that Littlefinger is unhappy with Jon's crowning and fears what Petyr might do about it.
I was hoping it'd be the latter, but those cast interviews strongly suggest the former.
Could someone tell me how much time has went by since the first scene in the first episode of GOT to the season 6 finale? It seems like everyone's storyline is happening in an alternate time warp reality where things either happen really quickly or really slowly.
>>71812207
since i hate tumblr, i guess i'll start supporting ion x dany and CIA x sansa. thanks for the tip.
>>71812337
hhhnnnggg
>>71812337
No, it mskes you Lizzie Taylor.
>>71812397
>supporting caloreesi at all
Jon needs to slay her to create the lightbringer
>>71812374
>She's like a big tube of pudding in heels.
so you mean she is perfect?
>>71812397
Jon x Dan is popular on tumblr too, just not as popular with the recent jonsa surge.
If you wanna be real contrarian, ship Sansa x Tyrion.
She'll appreciate a man who's ugly on the outside by nice (in the show) on the inside than vice versa
>>71811080
POST
THE
PASTA
NOW
REEEEEEEEEE
>>71812515
*Dany
*but
>>71812378
It's #1 but Sophie's a shit actress and D&D are shit garbage writers so most people thought it was #2.
>"She looks at Littlefinger knowing that he would have put her as Queen in the North, and given her the credit she deserves." - Sophie Turner
>"He's declared King in the North and no one even thinks 'What about Sansa?" She's actually a true Stark and she's the one who brought in the Knights of the Vale. Maybe she deserves to be Queen in the North." - D&D
>"I thought that non-verbal exchange was a very interesting moment but it wasn’t clear from the script what exactly David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss] wanted." - Miguel Sapochnik
>>71812515
Is CIA x Sansa popular on tumblr? I like the idea of that better than Sansa x Tyrion.
JON, THE LORD OF LIGHT IS EVIL!
>>71812290
>>71812397
What's wrong with tumblr?
>>71812633
I'm not the biggest fan of Sophie as an actress, but when your director doesn't know how to interpret the script, then you can't really be expected to get across exactly what was needed in that moment.
That being said, this Jon v Sansa shit seems forced as fuck.
>>71812674
https://www.tumblr.com/search/petyr+x+sansa
And there's 682 works for it in archive of our own, what do you think?
>>71812340
>cleganebowl
What is this meme and why did people think it was going to happen?
>>71812110
they ship it because sansa is their "precious cinnamon roll" and deserves a "brave, gentle, strong" young man like jon. they don't care they're related and most of them will say it's not really incest. shipping jon with arya is incest but not sansa.
this explains what kind of girls like different sansa pairings pretty well.
>>71812387
6 years, one for each season apparently.
>It seems like everyone's storyline is happening in an alternate time warp reality where things either happen really quickly or really slowly.
That's a symptom of writing seasons to have every climax in episode 9. It's why season 2 was dicking around until Blackwater, and why season 6 was dicking around until Bastardbowl.
>>71812633
>>"I thought that non-verbal exchange was a very interesting moment but it wasn’t clear from the script what exactly David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss] wanted." - Miguel Sapochnik
That was about Cersei and Jaime.
https://www.accesshollywood.com/articles/game-thrones-director-miguel-sapochnik-talks-season-6-finale-winds-winter/
>>71812387
Some super autist said in his blog that it was 2-3 years.
>>71812543
If you insist
>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident
>They fight fiercely, blows raining like lightning, before a sword emerges through Rhaegar's plate-armored stomach
>Barristan, wearing an evil smirk, emerges from behind
>"How could you... you were a kingsguard...you were my friend, ser barristan"
>Barristan lops Rhaegar's head off and impales it on an iron spike.
>He bows and presents it to Robert
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"
And who are you...
>>71812818
>there's 682 works for it
>jon x sansa has 1019
>sandor x sansa has 1137
>jaime x brienne has 1485
682 doesn't seen very popular to me.
>>71813061
>jaime x brienne has 1485
BASED AUTISTS
>>71812973
I'm glad they killed Joffrey in episode 2 of season 4. I can't imagine the clusterfuck it would have been if they'd pushed that toward the end of the season.
>>71813050
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"
every fucking time
>>71812818
there's only like 10-20 petyr x sansa fic writers. they're just extremely prolific. some of them have like 90+ fics written. it's less showing that pxs is popular are more that the girls who DO ship them are extremely dedicated.
also sansan and jonsa fans will tag petyr x sansa even when his only role in the story is being sansa's evil rapist
>>71813050
>>71813233
This is the kind of writing that actually exists in most fanfiction, I kid you not.
>>71813061
Tyrion x Sansa has only 283
Sweetrobin x Sansa has like 3
Be a true contrarian.
683 is still pretty high
>>71812711
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE OLD GODS ARE EVIL
>>71811115
That's because he's a big guy
>>71813382
>>71813382
So what if there's only 10-20 dedicated ones?
How many jonsa ones are there?
How many Tyrion x Sansa ones are there?
It's still pretty prolific even if it's just being pushed by dedicated people.
>>71813136
>8 episodes of cock jokes, bisexuality/gay jokes, and whore jokes
>Joffrey dies, Tyrion is arrested, Tommen is crowned, and the trial date is set and reached in the same episode
>Oberyn is killed 3 minutes after informing the audience that he fights in addition to fucking male whores with his sexy paramour
A bear! A bear!
>>71813298
But CIA x Sansa is by far the most hated ship on tumblr though. They don't like Sansa x Tyrion but they don't hate it.
There is literally no character they despise more than CIA. They think he's worse than Ramsay and Euron combined.
Am I the only one calling Arya beating the waif an ass pull? She was gettting her ass kicked with and without the blind fold on, suddenly a damaged Arya can take her out?
>>71813499
>>71813533
Tumblr loves to masturbate to shit they don't like and daddy shit.
If you wanna be a real contrarian and shitpost, go for the thing that no one actually likes and run with it and shove it down people's throats.
and
>19 notes
>12 notes
That's nothing.
>>71813297
Rhaegar literally did nothing wrong in most fanfic writers' minds. He asks Rickard permission to marry Lyanna, she formally breaks off the engagement to Robert, but the treacherous Northmen and Robert "Rapert" Baratheon still try to split our favorite power-couple apart.It's even worse when they have Rhaegar win at the Trident
Why were the nude scenes so small this season? Barely saw any tits and Dany never got naked....wtf?
>>71813644
>Dany never got naked
retard
>>71813468
>cia x sansa
>"prolific"
kill yourself. it's literally the most hated ship on not just tumblr, but the entire got fandom.
>>71813565
She got hit with sticks until she became a badass assassin offscreen. Then she got gutted by the waif as the first step of her master plan
>>71813662
How am I retard you useless waste of human flesh? Kill yourself and do your miserable parents a favour you faggot.
>>71813702
this post reeks of insecurity
>>71813678
Explain how she survives several stab wounds and is able to walk away for a while but the lannister part of the sparrows gets stabbed once and has to drag his ass like he got shot?
Also the waif was kicking her ass the entire time, off screen training didn't show her improve her skill all....for her to kill her and then rip her face off is fucking stupid.
>Littlefinger manipulates Catelyn and her dumb sister in order to start a war where Catelyn is at high risk of death
So now that we've established that Littlefinger doesn't really care about Tully fucking shits, what's his true agenda?
>>71813604
still more notes than cia x sansa text posts get.
You know what I noticed? Season 6 just isn't as great because Littlefinger, Tyrion and Varys aren't as prominent. Instead shitty characters like the high sparrow are in the forefront and kills the mood.
Also the death of Ramsay wasn't gruesome enough and required more torture...
>>71813767
>he doesnt realize the plan was originally to have ned sent to the wall so cat would be free to marry
>>71813754
anime comeback ninja technique of candle in the dark
How embarrassed were Kit and Rose by all their commoner friends exhaling their stink all over the Queen and not being proper around her? Probably didn't even know to greet and talk to her properly.
And god I want Sophie's legs wrapped around me
>>71813767
His true agenda is he got rejected by Catelyn and so the next best thing is her hot daughter. That and sitting as the king of the North...too bad this will be rushed as fuck considering we have another two seasons at best.
>>71813754
You don't get it anon, it's like Skyrim level-ups. when she gets hit with a stick, her resistance to physical trauma increases.
She got hit so much (and therefore leveled up so much) that her disembowelment barely did any damage to her. She drank some soup, got some rest, and continued with her master plan, to lure the waif into a dark room, hope she closes the door behind her, cut the candle, and pray that the waif never had blind training either.
Arya's like the perfect schemer.
>>71813828
what better way to stick it to the starks than to marry and impregnate sansa, tainting the stark bloodline with his foreign, lowborn seed.
>>71808798
Fucking this.
How can anyone even relate to show Sansa in the current state she's in?
>>71813777
Objectively wrong
http://fairytaleasoldastime.tumblr.com/post/147117389270/petyr-x-sansa-modern-au 200 notes
http://twelfthdoctvr.tumblr.com/post/146621390178/petyr-sansa-s1-6-looking-at-each-other 685 notes
http://lord-petyr.tumblr.com/post/146186776228/game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-10-petyr 794 notes
http://fairytaleasoldastime.tumblr.com/post/146775413125/1x04-6x10 926 notes
http://kitharington.tumblr.com/post/146533275728/okay-but-listen-petyr-baelish-told-sansa-stark 598 notes
http://nozovis.tumblr.com/post/146654562059/%E8%BA%AB%E9%95%B7%E8%A9%90%E6%AC%BA%E3%81%A7%E3%81%99 553
>>71813810
>thinking any of the GoT casts deserves to meet The Queen
>>71813902
they just want jon with a redhead. now that ygritte is dead they figure sansa is the next best thing. but jon deserves better than that tully snake.
>>71813777
>>71813924
*shit, read that wrong, didn't notice the "text posts" part
>>71813954
guess they have to pair him up with Jon Connington then, especially since hes Rhaegars son
>>71813939
Kit is literally the great-grandson of Charles II.
>>71813939
>blue filter
What better way to show it's cold?
>>71813924
i said TEXT posts you fucking retard, half of those are gifsets. are you stupid? even anti-pxs shipper will reblog gifsets so they can add their commentary about how disgusting and wrong it is.
>>71813810
Reminder that due to obscure britbong laws of the Queen had sat in that throne it would have been treason.
>>71813796
i wouldn't call high sparrow a bad character (he had some great lines and his actor did a great job) but the plot did come to a standstill once he arrived and his only purpose was to serve as a roadblock for cersei, which in turn really just became a roadblock for the entire plot in kings landing.
sort of like meereen. fuck meereen and fuck the high sparrow.
>>71813901
Why would Sansa marry a guy who gave her away to a rapist?
She said she hated him and was moments away from having him killed, yet you have people thinking she will marry him.
