Was he right about eating pussy?
It can cause cancer.
Was he right about eating cake?
>>71801555
yup, went down to eat a girl's pussy the other day and a hairy dick flopped out
if you go down on a girl, you may be fucking a tranny, just fyi. Better to not know
>>71801555
Only beta's eat pussy. No real man would feast on snizz.
Everyone that eats pussy sucks dick.
it's delicious and nutritious
>>71802014
>having oral sex with a woman is gay
It's emasculating. Real men get their dicks sucked and they use their dicks for fucking the women. Only betas lick pussies. You might as well let her peg you.
>>71801555
Real men eat ass.
>>71802065
it really is, you dumb faggot
>>71802065
"having oral sex with a woman" is letting her suck you cock, not licking her cunt
>eating pussy
>>71802110
I would stick my tongue in woman's ass but would never go near her aids infected fuzz gutter.
This all reminds me of this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvGqDVPeISk
Fucking yeast infections.
Maybe in the old country. But this aint the old country.
https://youtu.be/nfH98Cqetbg
>not enjoying some juicy vayayay from your preferred fluid druid
srsly if you let other people tell you whats gay or beta and let yourself be influenced by that then you're the real cuck
ITT: Virgins/cucks whose gf has a bad diet and therefore a smelly cunt
>>71801555
no eating pussy and ass is fantastic
>>71802197
This.
>>71802378
>>71802360
>>71802353
>Literally being faggots
Disgusting.
>eating pussy is bad
holy shit you guys are such fucking faggots.
>>71802360
The fuck? What does diet have to do with cunt smell?
>>71802406
ITT: Virgins/cucks whose gf has a bad diet and therefore a smelly cunt
>>71802421
you suck dick?
People who say eating pussy is nasty/submissive/beta or whatever just simply weed you out as a frustrated virgin.
Real men know how to please their woman, and women will forever love a man who gives good head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyppUVrcOY8
If you wouldn't eat her pussy/ass you are literally a full on faggot.
>>71802433
the same it has to do with dick juice m8, everything
>>71801555
only in america could a man be insecure about eating out a woman lmao
>>71802435
>>71802378
>>71802360
>>71802353
>t. Cucked
>>71802447
Do you even know what a vagina looks like?
>>71802450
People who say eating pussy isn't nasty/submissive/beta or whatever just simply weed you out as a closet cuckold.
Real men know how to please their woman, and women will forever love a man who hires the biggest BBC for her needs.
>>71802450
>women will forever love a man who gives good head.
No, women love men who fuck them, not submissive betas who lick their cunts.
>>71802495
Do you know what a clean one looks like?
A: no one does
>>71802520
THIS
After a steak dinner and some O'Reilly Factor...and before she goes out for the rest of the night with her friends. Whatever, I trust her.
>>71802504
>t. Nu-male
>>71802495
so you suck cock then
>>71802504
>>71802520
Such insecurity, must be crippling.
>>71802110
This.
But I eat pussy too. Feels good man.
>>71802565
>t. Small dick
>>71802587
holy shit why are there so many fags on /tv/?
Vagina eaters are even worse than footfags because footfags at least are catering themselves to a strange abnormal fetish that may look pleasurable to them, while little pleasure is involved for the woman. Meanwhile vagina eaters are almost entirely pleasuring the woman at the cost of hygiene and masculinity. The ratio is simply off.
>>71802565
All I see in this thread are beta vagina eaters calling everyone who doesn't share their incessant desire to castrate themselves a fag. Pretty insecure.
>>71802618
You mean non-virgins.
>>71802587
>going near a filthy whores semen filled meat barn
Have you no dignity?
>>71802638
I don't care how many men you fucked, you homo
>>71802630
>Look at that guy he is a beta for doing something I don't like
>Wahhhhh he called me a fag he must be insecure ;_;
If you can make a girl cum in your mouth she will fall in love with you.
>>71802630
>Meanwhile vagina eaters are almost entirely pleasuring the woman at the cost of hygiene and masculinity.
what in the unholy fuck am i even reading
>All I see in this thread are beta vagina eaters calling everyone who doesn't share their incessant desire to castrate themselves a fag. Pretty insecure.
And that's all that happens? you eat your girl out and thats the end of it? do you even know what foreplay is? satisfying/pleasing your woman so she performs better for you as well?
have you even fucked before?
>>71802481
He's Italian though.
>>71802657
>implying i fuck filthy whores
Nice projecting.
>>71802630
>I get off if my lover is not receiving pleasure!
the definition of being bad in bed, congratulations for being a 14 year old.
>>71802685
this is true
>>71802657
>Have you no dignity?
![Horace-and-Pete-louis-ck-screencap-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iwRQypx.jpg "Horace-and-Pete-louis-ck-screencap-2[1].jpg")
Was he right about eating pussy?
>>71802695
You must be a fucking ugly hambeast to lower yourself to eating a stinky cum filled land clam.
>>71802695
Of course he hasn't or he wouldn't be trying to compensate on an imageboard.
Eating a girl out gives you way more control of her pleasure than just about any other sexual act so if anything, it's alpha as fuck.
Side note: 90% of girls suck at giving blowjobs
>>71801555
eating pussy is legitimately one of the gayest things you can do if the girl is over 25. One is fresh milk, the other is fucking garbage juice
Virgin here.
What does pussy smell and taste like?
>>71802746
>>71802715
>t. nu-male
>>71802657
the only semen in my gf's vagina is my own, and the extra protein gets me ripped so everybody wins
>>71802795
>mfw my first lay was amazing 30y old who sucked dick like a pro and couldn't wait to go down on me
>mfw i moved to teenagers after that
Feels bad man.
>>71802800
tuna
>>71802800
It's awful. Only cucks eat pussy.
>>71802800
depends on the girl's diet and general health, there is no one answer
>guys guys guys I eat pussy all the time
>and I'm in an open relationship
>and I suck my girlfriends boyfriends cock sometimes too hehe it's no big deal
>what, you're not masculine enough to eat pussy and suck cock?
pussy eaters btfo
>>71802800
lick the palm of your hand, that's what it tastes like but a bit saltier.
bunch of fanooks ovah here
>>71802800
Honestly, nothing. You'll get used to the smell but the texture is warm, soft and moist. Granted this varies by girl.
>>71802732
>>71802695
You Americans truly are emasculated. A woman enjoys submissiveness. It is in their nature and it is entirely reflected in the bedroom. A woman (not the girls you people fuck) is never as pleased in the bedroom as she is when she is being bitten and tossed around like a ragdoll. Incidentally fucking a woman in her vagina gives her the pleasure she needs without metaphorically cutting your balls off in front of her by going down. I guess that gets you guys arrested for rape in your pathetic country though if she decides after the fact you weren't delicate enough to her, like a fucking toddler.
>>71802225
>that shitty motel
>all that shitty Chinese food
>cheap beer
>shady characters
>the bantz
i love everything about that scene
>>71802800
Anyone thats says Great or even good is a fucking liar or a disgusting fuck.
The best you can hope for is bearable..
You know who else ate pussy? Vito.
>>71802800
salty milk and coins
There's good and bad. I'll work on a nice clean pussy like a tramp eating hot chips. That being said, there's been times I've got my head a far as a chick's belly button and hit reverse due to catching a whiff of something. Play it by ear.
>>71802856
That's not bad 2bh.
>>71802800
at best: kinda bad
at worst: unbearably awful
you can't win, you don't get anything from eating pussy
>all these fanooks
>>71802800
disgusting
>>71802934
What do you do when you decide not to eat her out? Does she just stop having sex?
>>71802937
It's not bad at all. all these queens are either virgins or faggots.
>>71802839
Have you ever tried telling them what feels good and what just makes your leg reflexively twitch? I'd say most girls are open to pointers to get better at it.
2/3 girls I've done that to got mad and left though ;-;
tutti froci qua
>>71802991
>t. Hambeast
Side note, is anyone else a little upset that so few anons have seen the sopranos?
>>71802991
>>71802937
But you didn't tell him about the smell.
Eating ass doesn't taste like shit, but it sure does smell like shit.
Same with pussy.
>>71802852
>Guys guys if I make a bunch of false equivalences and string them together I can't be wrong!
>>71803093
nice damage control cocksucker
>>71803054
I think people comparing it to dreadful shit like the godfather puts many prospective viewers off, thinking it'll be some interminable jerk-off ode to Italian American heritage memery.
>>71802994
>tfw gf takes pointers very seriously and is improving by the week
Eating pussy is objectively shit because it's a one sided thing. Sex is less pleasurable when you know your gf/bf isn't having as much fun as you are. If a girl gets off on that purely, she's pretty much a masturbation addicted whore. The real appeal of sex should always be normal sex where the fun is shared between both sides with more touching and feeling each other.
Prove me wrong.
>>71803121
Nice non-response, virgin.
>>71803167
So you don't enjoy getting blowjobs?
obviously. only cucks would do something so subservient
>>71803209
A blowjob is something for a quick release for a sex starved dude. Sure it's ok, but it's nowhere close in terms of intimacy and enjoyment to regular sex.
>>71803174
what's there to respond
you like to act like a dog, to degrade yourself. there are deviants that get off to that, I'm sorry for you.
>>71803167
I enjoy eating pussy because I enjoy giving pleasure to the woman I love, and she's also much more prone to give me long blowjob sessions afterwards. She enjoys it because I'm good with my tongue and can make her cum. Usually though it gets her so horny that she demands my weiner go inside her vagoona.
It's not even remotely one-sided.
>>71801555
I have a pussy fetish. I don't care, I love eating it. It gets me harder than fucking hell. 69ing is my favourite thing ever apart from straight fucking.
>>71803264
So you suck dick?
>>71803264
>t. Feminist
>>71803285
If she had a dick I'd suck it, I fap to futas
>>71802988
I'll admit to being a bit squeamish around vaginas. If I see someone more than once it's because they have a good one. The situation has only happened on one night stands in which case I did a bit of belly kissing/finger work before heading back up for sex. Never stuck around long enough to figure out if they noticed but it never stopped them.
>>71802184
yeah how come he was showing off about it here but it's supposed to be considered such a bad thing amongst italian mobster men? when carmela jokingly calls tony a hypocrite for the uncle june thing and threatens to tell anyone tony gets super pissed and declares that what stays in the bedroom stays there. wtf family?
>>71803311
PUSSY EATERS CONFIRMED FAGS
PUSSY EATERS CONFIRMED GLORIFIED CREW
Reminder that this boards favourite funny man Norm MacDonald is utterly disgusted by pussy eating
>>71803264
>It's not even remotely one-sided.
Your mouth isn't erogenous you stupid cuck. Just because you convinced yourself licking twat feels good doesn't mean it does.
>>71802884
mmm where you from tho daddy
>>71803345
Yeah I noticed this too during my recent rewatch
>>71802884
based aryan ramses knows what's up
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
>>71803382
>sex is all about carnal pleasure
how to spot the autistic who only felt unrequited love from grillz in his life
>>71803464
>love
how more of an emasculated faggot can you be, seriously
>>71803491
how to spot the autistic who only felt unrequited love from grillz in his life
>>71803345
It'll be a generational thing. Guys in Tony/Pussy's age group will do it but keep it hush because they know it will reflect badly on them with old school guys like Junior/Carmine. The young guys like Chrissy wouldn't even have to worry about it by the time they came up.
>>71803456
>I eat the butt
>I eat every motherfuckin' thang
sounds pretty fucking gay to me
>>71803345
It was an open secret, they all do it and deny it. Remember that hypocrisy among these self described"real men" is a major theme of the show, see their attitude to having a bit on the side vs their horror at the thought of their wife cheating on them.
Also he didn't give a fuck at that point, he knew what was up.
>>71802197
>virgin detected
>>71801555
i wish i had known this before i went down on my wife. she hasn't paid me an ounce of respect since
I've only done it a couple times, and I did it until my tongue and jaw were so sore I couldn't even drink or chew anything for hours
It was weird because we didn't even get along that well. She'd just sit there on the computer, playing WoW or whatever the fuck she was doing while I sat under her desk.
Even when she was blowing me later she'd be fucking around on her phone or watching tv out of the corner of her eye.
It was basically just an oral relationship, and we were both cool with it.
Sucks that I fucked it up. I really miss it.
>>71803491
Love isn't about being the other person's fucktoy, familia.
>>71802065
I would suck a dick, but I hate going down on girls.
What say you now, anon? ;^)
Anything involving asses is also homosexual or at least bisexual since men also have an ass
>>71803586
>see their attitude to having a bit on the side vs their horror at the thought of their wife cheating on them.
That's natural though and it's an entirely logical viewpoint.
>>71803639
you're a subhuman who needs to be killed
or a girl
>>71803619
damn that sounds amazing. how'd you blow it?
>>71803054
it's an overrated series and a lot of people aren't interested in dumb american mobsters
>>71803714
pussy eater detected
>>71803662
I'm straight, but would absolutely suck a dick if I could for one moment only. Hell maybe I'd return if I like it.
Sorry Philly, absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>>71803645
So if I cum in a girls eyes that's a bit gay because men have eyes?
>>71803619
See, this is what I'm talking about. You just become another person's vibrator or fleshlight. The only thing that makes is good is that you convince yourself it is because it's an actual person doing it. Nothing stops you from fantasizing in the manner when using a toy though. The bottom line is it's no love in the conventional way. It's hedonistic degeneracy.
>>71803714
>>not here, pleb
>>71803648
Is it though? Or is it just another example of the writers giving the characters more weaknesses? Remember that in the show these guys like to think that they do everything in much the same way as they think it was done back in the old world, but as shown in the episode where they actually go to Naples, they are utterly foreign and clueless. While you have a point as far as different perception of what constitutes"cheating" is between the sexes I think it was specifically written in the show to highlight their weakness and hypocrisy.
>>71803639
you're openly gay
>>71803810
>Is it though?
Yes.
>Or is it just another example of the writers giving the characters more weaknesses?
Probably written like that because Chase is a cuck.
>>71803869
Oh, you're one of those guys who can't engage in an actual discussion lol
Never mind.
>>71802475
Not him but my gf eats real healthy, salads, very Mediterranean diet and her pussy pongs when she's aroused but not otherwise
I usually go at her clit AFTER we've fucked and the initial smell is gone
Touching girls is gay, Larry David is right
>>71802921
>Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?
>They're all sources of pleasure though.
What did he mean by this?
>>71803963
Uh oh undiagnosedyeastinfection-o
>>71804062
Friendly reminder that if you think shitting feels good then sticking things up your ass feels good too because it's pretty much the same thing.
tony egg
>>71803792
>It's hedonistic degeneracy.
>he says while posting on 4chan
>>71804121
Nah son. Had a sigmoidoscopy once and I can confirm that having stuff in your ass does not feel good.
>>71804176
Try a butt plug next.
>>71803963
>very Mediterranean diet
does that diet involve lots of cheese? I live on the coast of the Mediterranean and people stuff themselves with cheese
>>71804077
I'm not sure if it is
But it sure as hell won't be a nice conversation when I bring it up that she might need to get checked out
She got checked for STDs though, I mean they swab your parts, wouldn't it be picked up?
>>71804205
Nah before that the doctor had to finger me 1st before suggesting the sigmoidoscopy. Still wasn't a pleasant feeling.
>>71804262
Yes, goat's cheese, tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, pesto etc.
>>71804262
It's a marketing term made up by diet companies. Fish, olive oil, that sort of thing.
>>71804319
Oof sounds like it can be awfully smelly.
>>71802406
I feel bad for you that'll never enjoy a girl sitting on your face.
>>71804301
That's how chicks get turned off on anal sex too, some idiot just rams it up the ass. You gotta play and experiment with it, find what feels right.
Though if you don't like shitting you might just not like it.
>>71804319
>>71804320
well any dairy product in large quantities will encourage both pussy stink, cum sourness, and smelly farts, but in moderation I doubt it causes anything
lots of meats also make for smelly nether regions
>>71801555
>sociopaths in charge of knowing anything about real human interaction
The whole point is to make the other person cum/feel good. Otherwise, you might as well just be jerking off... dumb fucks.
>>71802970
so are you a virgin, a fag or have you only fucked fat girls? a lot of pussies smell like nothing, some smell a little pissy and fishy, some stank, and also it depends on the girls ethnicity/diet. mexican pussy smells different than asian smells different than white. don't know about black
>>71802630
>while little pleasure is involved for the woman.
My gf loves when I suck on her toes
>>71804443
or you might as well be sucking dick
>>71804482
because he likes to think of you a her unworthy slave
She pleases me, I please her. What's the issue?
Literally never smelled anything weird when eating out pussies and asses but then again I only fuck skinny girls who shower. It's sweat and pheromones and it feels fucking good.
>>71804492
>someone sucks your dick
>not reciprocating
Even if you're getting laid on the regular, I guarantee that you're the only one enjoying it. Why bother? Just beat off.
Honestly, eating pussy should not be something a man is quick to offer. There aren't very many sexual chips we can play. If your woman offers something you want that she's not doing in exchange for going down on her, that's worth considering. But you never offer to do it off the bat. Fingering is good enough for foreplay.
As for why it's a bad thing to brag about with guys, it's just a submissive thing you can see a bitch guy doing. You can't respect that.
>>71804585
spoken like a cock sucking fag
>>71804624
Maybe if the girl is a prude. I expect both going down on each other and the chick getting spanked on the first date tbqh
>>71804698
Well, then you'll be negotiating for anal or her going on birth control so you can rawdog her.
That's what I have to tell guys when I shoot the shit. If you eat pussy no questions asked, you're a bitch. This goes double if you hang out with niggers.
>not eating pussy
its current year for christ's sake
>>71804791
>I have to maintain pretenses at all times around other people to meet arbitrary conceptions of what's respectable
This sounds awful and stressful.
>>71804525
If you suck puss you'll suck anything t. Junior Soprano
>>71803760
Uncle Jun was right
>>71804628
Oh no. Not an insult from some nobody on the internet. Now my day is ruined. Get fucked.
>>71804802
>>71804791
Almost answered seriously but then I realized that this is some nigger thing.
>oh hol up boy u ain't getting dat backdoor mmhmm
>>71804872
yeah that's all you can think about faggot, getting fucked.
I feel sorry for straight people. Lesbians and gay guys are the ones having truly satisfying sex.
>>71804791
Why would you hang out with moolinyans?
>>71804967
Nice faggot propaganda.
Lesbians are well known to have less sex than straight couples. Faggots are degenerates and constantly try to one-up each other and all eventually end up dying being penetrated by horsecock or intentionally get infected with aids.
Completely satisfying. LOL
>A bunch of virgins arguing about oral sex: the thread
>>71801916
Sounds hot. Too bad I already jerked off a minute ago
>>71804967
Actually lesbians always hate each other because women are fucking horrible. I think they have statistically most violence, least sex and huge amounts of break-ups. Gays have it nice though but then again men are all about sex so they mostly just fuck and fuck but that's bretty gud if you like fucking.
>>71804932
Who's talking about sexual orientation? I'm talking about the point of sex, you fucking nitwit.
I know you think having the last response somehow makes you "the winner." So, I'll let you have it but you're a stunted dummy. I hope you're just a teenager fuck stain because you employ the logic of one.
>>71802732
>caring whether or not the women is pleasured
>caring what women think about you at all
Top fucking laugh.
I don't care if the women is """pleasured""" or satisfied. As soon as I have released my load, I'm done.
Is this high intensity faggotry an American thing or is this poster just a rare case?
>>71804624
This desu. I'm a wizard with my fingers so I rarely go down on a girl. If you're making them cum while you make out/before you penetrate you've done something right. Getting her off in foreplay makes my dick diamonds too so that's nice.
>>71804852
That's being social.
I'm just lucky I'm not a foreveralone kissless virgin so I never have any bags-of-sand moments.
>>71804930
>>71805010
Blacks are fixated for some reason on whether a guy eats pussy. It's probably a hierarchy thing but they've never given me shit when I say I do it quid-pro-quo.
>>71805366
virgin pleb detected
>>71806430
no mate, i'm 22 and have fucked more than 40 women
Eating pussy is enjoyable for some, I like doing it, especially if the girl has a pretty pussy.
That floppy meat shit is gross going down on.
Also, anons are right, make a girl cum with your mouth and she'll slob your knob forever.
What the fuck why are there so many Sopranos threads in the last month just when I started watching the show? Is it confirmation bias or what?
>>71806753
There's always been a shitload of Sopranos threads in /tv/. Pretty much the only thing everyone here likes.
>>71802065
Welcome to the current year
>>71801555
>ITT: How dare people have a different opinion than me
The only cucks here are the people threatened by the views of some nameless faggots.
>television and film
>only two people itt have see the sopranos
>>71802406
yeah man, having sex with women, what a bunch of homos, good thing you dodged that bullet my friend
>>71806996
>cunnilingus and cucks
>>71802520
your sorcerers ways will not work here
>>71807112
>mfw lost my virginity at 20
>mfw my main was on eredar
Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
>>71806753
Yes everyone is making threads about The Sopranos because you started watching it.
Fucking clown.
>it's an anon abhorrs eating pussy but never had the makings of a varsity athlete episode
>>71807600
>>71807600
>Did you go to a sushi bar?
>I thought you were a baccala man Uncle June. What the fuck are you doing eating sushi?
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