>JUST
also, who's next for her?
James Norton was always the perfect candidate
I'm not convinced that Taylor Swift is anything other than a succubus, leeching off of males to fuel her music career and then leaving her victims as they become hollow husks of their former selves.
I thought he was only dating her to get the Bond role.
>>71799465
>fags with their celeb beards
of course that lanklet faggot wasn't going to be bond. He's a pencil neck loser
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>>71799531
What if she was locked in a room with Stan Lee? Who would walk out?
>>71799650
stan lee of course
>>71799465
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>71799711
This.
What the fuck does him dating Taylor Swift have to do with being James Bond?
>>71799650
Stan Lee wearing a blood stained sweater.
>>71799711
Bond can't be a cuck
>>71799768
Bond is a fictional character.
He can be a dick sucker, as long as he's a white one.
Literally everyone seems to be in the running for James Bond, just like the list of potential boyfriends for Taylor Swift.
Ryan looks uncomfortable
>>71799531
Why did that turn me on
>>71799517
>James Norton was always the perfect candidate
>>71799806
There aren't any good actors anymore to play Bond, so they shouldn't even bother.
>>71799818
Looks like silly putty iwan rheon.
>>71799827
I agree.
>>71799465
Wait why the fuck would an actor lose his chance for a role because he slept with a women... someone please fetch me in on this because this makes no sense at all...
>>71799818
>>71799827
>There aren't any good actors anymore to play Bond, so they shouldn't even bother.
pleb opinion strikes again
>>71799818
>The name's Bond
>>71799860
You just greentexted his entire post and he's the pleb? No.
Guys
guys
Wait
What if
Taylor Swift was the new James Bond
>>71799531
explain Jake Gyllenhall.
>>71799956
+2 to Will saves
>>71799891
>answers his own question
pleb
>>71800036
Stay mad, kid.
>>71799873
and his name is JAMES BOND
>>71799465
I've never been a fan of lively so I hope its her
>>71799956
kike magic
>>71800053
>ran out of anything relevant to say
pleb
>>71799531
Just look at all the guys she's dated.
>Joe Jonas
>Harry Styles
>Taylor Lautner
>John Mayer
All of them will fade into obscurity while she has continues her ascent.
She feeds off of celebrities who are slightly less popular than her, using them like a gravity well to sling herself further into stardom.
>>71799956
Jews, being greater demons, are immune to succubi.
that's fine, Michael Fassbender should play Bond
>>71799768
He is British, he is a cuck by default.
>>71799956
Incubi are naturally immune to succubi.
>>71800101
John Mayer's playing with Dead & Company as a headliner to thousands and thousands of people every day.
He's doing well, and has arguably become a credible musician unlike Taylor Swift.
YOU'RE A BIG BOND
>>71800153
>Dead & Company
literally who?
>>71800174
>ummmm like ew who are those old guys gross that's like too many guitars like you can't even ummmm dance to it *smacks gum*
>>71800225
/mu/ pls go
>>71800275
>um like did you hear Kendrick Lamar's new album ummmm like it's so powerful how he talks about injustice and stuff yeah like I wish the world were more, like, peaceful y'know *smacks gum*
>>71799517
>James Bond whatcha why not fahkin'... Jimmy Adhesive or sumptin' tsst tsst
>go to break M
>>71800328
how's the show been? I haven't listened in over a year.
>>71800304
/mu/ pls go
>>71800154
For Q
>>71800385
>omg is that like a Johnny Cash shirt like dude that stuff is so old and white why don't you like new bands like Alabama Shakes. Alabama Shakes is so hip
>>71799956
jake took taylor's virginity, which like the only thing a man can do to steal a woman's power
>>71800383
memes and /pol/ aside, this really wouldn't be a bad choice.
>>71800362
Not him but I had to give up on it
it's just not the same
>>71800362
Fucking horrible, Gregg made it a morning zoo thing and you can tell Norton wants to kill himself.
>>71800383
I'm warming to this.
>>71800442
No. He's a good actor but he doesn't fit the James Bond character.
>>71800442
problem is market.
I like Idris, but because he's fucking black and most people, elder ones, grew up with watching Bond.
All slavs watched bond
All chinks watched bond
All brits watched bond
All americans watched bond
and now it's gonna be a black guy
Who exactly will watch it except progressives?
My father would freak out
>>71800385
>>71800275
/mu/ doesn't even like jam bands, not that I'd expect you to fact check your shitty arguement where you just spout opinions until the "I was only pretending!!!" Card needs to be played, fucking scumbag
>>71800535
/mu/ pls go
>>71799517
floop is a madman help us save us
>>71799465
Why are franchise producers so easily offended? "Oh, he dated Taylor Swift, he can't play James Bond."
"Oh, he mentioned that he auditioned for Spiderman in an interview, now there's no way we'll hire him"
What the fuck? Why are they like this? They should hire people based on who would be good, not random bullshit that only matters to a lunatic.
>>71800729
>Why are franchise producers so easily offended?
It's a multi-billion dollar industry based on a work of fiction. That power will go to anyone's head.
>>71799465
>what's next for her
Hopefully bigger and faker tits
>>71799711
probably missed some auditions and playtests to have that beach getaway
also they need Bond to be an eligible bachelor not held down by a woman so all those midlife crisis geriatrics buying 007 merchandise can live vicariously through him. ruins the glamor.
>>71800101
>Joe Jonas
He stopped being famous because he's a manlet
>Harry Styles
Literally one of the most famous people in the world if you're a woman and under 25.
>Taylor Lautner
He was never famous, he did Twilight, then everyone realized he's like 5'7, and then his career was over.
>John Mayer
John Mayer has always been bigger and more talented than Taylor and apparently he's some kind of weird freak in the bedroom.
Asian James Bond when.
>>71799531
She started off as sweet and innocent conservative country girl with Christian values
Now she's a coked-up slut who's had more cocks than a dildo store and more vag than a gynecologist.
This is the "Hollywood effect."
Hollywood always takes the innocent and mentally rapes them to tear them down tot he level of the gutter
>>71799465
>Hiddleston clutching hard on the wine glass
why is he so tense around succubus?
>>71800121
This
>>71801069
Because succubi kill men by killing their souls
>>71800851
>wanting bigger tits than this
kill yourself
>>71799650
Stan would fuck her victorious. Leave her run back to hell in a wheelchair and sign his name in everything she made.
>people still believe that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddlestone are straight
How cute
>taylor will never be your gf
WHY MUST EXISTENCE CONTINUE
>>71799531
>>71800101
where does kanye west fit into this?
>>71801184
How long until Taylor reveals Karli is her soulmate?
>>71801252
They dated but Karli got too attached to Taylor and went to absurd levels of obsession by looking like her.
It is well known in Hollywood that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. No-one says anything because she will sue or she and her friends (which are many) will ostracize you at public engagements.
Source: Im in the know
>>71801226
Kanye is more obsessed with Taylor than anyone because he feels guilty but doesn't know how to express that kind of emotion, likely due to his raging case of Aspergers. Instead he publicly sings about wanting to bang her and takes credit for her fame. One day he will actually get to bang her when both their careers are in the toilet, but at that point she will be too degraded even for Kanye, and he will leave her in disgust. After this he will come back with a new mature tone and will be lauded for his newest music.
>>71801402
>Karli got too attached to Taylor and went to absurd levels of obsession by looking like her.
you have it backwards
>>71801252
>taylor has to pretend to be straight because she still sells lots of albums to bible belters
when will she be with her true love?
