is there a more satisfying cinematic universe final battle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE9faDkxIoE
DID SOMEBODY
>>71792298
Holy shit I know it's a kids film but I thought the spy kids movies were at least somewhat watchable.
This is pure cringe.
>>71792298
>is there a more satisfying cinematic universe final battle?
No, because the two beaner kids are the most annoying pieces of shit ever
Why did they give Daryl Sabara his own movie? He's a little bitch in all 3 movies
>>71792298
Damn, I don't remember the CGI being this bad.
What the fuck Rodriguez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB_4HQM0_hw
can any movie character beat the inkster?
>>71792298
There's supposedly a fourth one, so it's not the final battle
>>71792298
Used to attend school with the Daryl. The reputation of Spy Kids followed him all the way until the end of high school and fucked him up throughout it.
>>71792298
Did anyone see this in 3D in cinemas?
>>71792368
>No, because the two beaner kids are the most annoying pieces of shit ever
Fun fact. Daryl Sabara isn't Hispanic.
Was this Stallone's greatest role?
I didnt know Machete was part of the spy kids universe
>>71792393
what was the cocksmoker like?
>>71792451
He was one of the main guys in the first one
>>71792385
>>71792454
Pretty autistic desu. People would always tease him about Spy Kids and he would attempt to play along as best he could.
>>71792412
I did, it wasn't as good as today's 3D
>>71792451
Deepest lore? pic related
>>71792393
>>71792499
That sucks. I went to school with a guy who was an extra in Disney shows and we always gave him shit for it.
Cant imagine what it was like for the star of fucking spy kids
>>71792499
did you know him when he was in Halloween?
TIL there was a Spy Kids 4 that had scratch and sniff cards so you could smell along with your favourite characters in an all new adventure.
>>71792499
>>71792393
Lame. I really liked him in World's Greatest Dad.
>>71792499
Wasn't he in Wizard's of Wavery Place one time?don't ask how i know that
>>71792685
Never really talked to him. I actually wasn't aware of his career after Spy Kids. Seems like most people around him didn't know either so while he tried moving on, no one else did.
>>71792384
Its because this was the 3D one, so everything is way overdone.
The CGI in the first two were bad but not this bad, everything pops out obnoxiously in this one
>>71792298
>Machete
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. FUCKING LOVE MACHETE.
>>71792774
Is that Joel McHale? Jesus christ, he really started at the bottom didn't he?
>>71792774
who thought smelling movie scenes was a good a good idea ?
i had a star wars scratch and sniff book called the scents of mos eisley and most of it smelt like cheap cigarettes and rotting garbage doused in gasoline
>>71792988
hes still on the bottom
>>71792836
Twice actually. And he was also the voice of Generator Rex.
What the fuck is wrong with Rodriguez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pZ6jQiJpI
>>71792996
isn't that what mos eisley would smell like?
>>71793225
Yeah, but who would want to smell it?
>>71793225
not my point
my point is why the hell would anyone think that it would be a good idea ?
>>71792298
I know this is controversial but
Robert Rodriguez > Quentin tarintino
>>71792988
>started out
Movie was less than 3 years ago.
I'm the guy.
S&LG is the superior rodriguez-kino
>>71792298
Pure kino
>>71793362
No it's just retarded
>>71792298
3DKINO?
>>71793457
If you can't pick up on the subtleties of Rodriguez I feel bad for you.
Rodriguez has reached higher highs than Quentin
>yfw
>>71793518
How is this legal?
first one was amazing
Holy shit those people walking around in the back at 3:12
>>71792554
Wouldn't that be backwards if he branded them?
P L O T H O L E S
>>71792298
Why did Rodrigez cgi people into simple city street?
>>71792385
I don't remember him at all
>>71792298
I remembered that purple girl was cute as fuck.
Where is she now?
>>71793518
still in diapers
>>71794204
it's cheaper
>>71793387
Oh shit
Who else is in these grotesque movies?
Spy Kids is probably one of the best series for streaming with /tv/ or /pol/. I've never had so much fun in my life than I did with that Spy Kids + SB&LG stream we had a year back.
>>71792298
What is he doing in a kid's movie?
>>71794730
Spending literally all of his offscreen time sharpening machetes, purchasing them, ect.
This was him bulking up before he went into action.
