The Tank Can't Be Stopped edition
Past thread: >>71770963
>No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway
HoH (Head of Household):Bridgette
Roadkill:Frank the Tank
Veto:TBD
HoH Nominations:Paul/Tiff
Roadkill Nomination:TBD
FRANK THE TANK CANT BE STOPPED
Fuck Davonne
Fuck Tiffany that ugly dyke
>>71783844
ayo hol up
Reminder that this is a LIVE FEED general and not a thread for episode discussion
Why does Frank fart so much?
xth for can't get into chat of $ for the link to the feeds so I'm asking you guys
Reminder that this is not a LIVE FEED general and now a thread for episode discussion
>>71783864
Fuck you Tiff A CUTE
Stop quoting movies you faggot Paulie
>>71783924
"No"
>day couldn't even confront him herself
what a fucking coward i feel no remorse for her
At what age did you realize "trash tv", game shows, live events and sports fit television as a "medium" the best, and TV dramas and script series in general are garbage?
>>71783952
What do you guys think Paulie's favorite movie is?
>>71784011
Anchorman
I think reddit is a virgin
>>71784011
Das Boot
>>71784011
Requiem for a Dream
>>71784083
How embarrassing
Who frank here?
Reply to this post if you like frank?
Topic of the thread, is Frank based as fuck?
>>71783986
Anon who bought Devin's baseball bat, are you here?
>>71784148
Just pointing out how much she makes fun of who she is. She's fat and makes fun of fatties she's a basement dwelling loser with no friends and makes fun of neck beards and now the quidditch club people. She's a cunt
>>71784177
Frank and Paul are our guys.
>>71784248
Shit i'd fuck her simply for making fun of quidditch people
This is the only reality TV that I can stomach, but it's so annoying to watch. It's edited for retards.
>Do a competition
>Explain rules of competition
>15 seconds later cut to diary room
>Contestant explains the rules again just to make sure all the single digit IQs are following
Or like how every time the houseguests are talking and they mention someone's name it cuts to a clip of that person so we all remember who they're talking about.
Majority of the show is recapping shit that just happened. This is not a complex story to follow. Why do they do this?
>>71784248
Everybody makes fun of the quidditch people.
>>71784288
catladies are over 50 and have low attention spans
>>71784269
Paul now? I'm all for it, but I swear he was hated last week? Cool, I've been enjoying him, I like most cocky players like Jesse Godderz
>>71784397
Why don't you try making your own decisions
>>71784288
Watch the feeds my man
>>71784417
Oh I do, I just dont voice them because its kinda liking baiting if its against the main opinion. Fuck cat ladies
>>71784288
>Watching it for the show and not the feeds
>>71784397
He's definitely seemed to tone it down. I think the fag getting evicted humbled him a bit cause he realized no one is on his side
>>71784465
There's just one guy in here that tries to force the liking Paul thing. He's still a virtue signalling faggot that cares about his social media and promoting his hot topic clothing line
I'm new to this catladies meme can someone explain?
Who else here changes waifus daily but acts like you're 100% committed to the waifu of the moment?
>>71784641
http://jundishes.com/2013/05/06/what-is-a-big-brother-cat-lady/
>>71784480
Ive never found a good free stream and people are cunts about sharing them. And I don't feel like paying to watch people sit around all day. Also Canadian, not sure if I even can.
>>71784641
Um could you not use that offensive term
>>71784681
oh pls fuck jun she is and insufferable cunt
>>71784683
lrn2internet
>>71784641
A "cat lady" is essentially a crazy fan that if someone on the show does something they don't like they'll drag them and dig up dirt on them to get them fired and what not.
It's not a meme, just a term for them.
>>71784681
>What is a cat lady?
>lists things that cat ladies aren't
>>71784771
Nah. Doesn't seem worth it
>>71784776
shut the fuck up
>>71784288
It's really weird. in Survivor and The Amazing Race they only explain the competition rules once and don't feel the need to remind the audience what a person looks like every single time someone says their name.
I honestly think it's just filler. Each episode of Big Brother has very little actual content.
>>71784641
>>71784606
There's also this one guy who feels the need to put the phrase "virtue signaling" in every post about Paul for no reason.
>>71784963
He fingered her while she was asleep?
>>71784943
Cat ladies don't watch survivor or the amazing race. They can't relate to being outside.
>>71784943
I wish they had an episode every friday or something, maaybe on the side chanel if they have to, where its just a recap of funny feed moments.
>>71784990
I'm not the guy that usually says it, I was just giving that guy a shout out. Paul is really annoying and gave a 90 minute talk to the camera yesterday explaining how annoying he is
>>71785024
what's the matter? never fingered someone while they were asleep before?
bronte is rk nom
HOUSEGUEST POWER RANKINGS
1. Paulie- Has played a smart game so far, is straightforward, and overall a cool guy.
2. Frank- The tank.
3. Paul- He was a dumbass at the beginning for trying to get the vets out, but he's been based at comps and has become more likable since he's pretty much playing by himself.
4. James- He's literally an asian redneck. How can you hate him?
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21. Nicole- Discount Taylor Swift with an annoying voice. At least she plays the game.
22. Zakiyah- A more white version of Da'vonne
23. Da'vonne- A more black version of Zakiyah. She is at least a little better this season
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91. Corey- I don't know what to say. He's kind of a fucking idiot.
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9001. Natalie- Hot but useless and seems to hate men.
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90001. Bridgette- No, shes not cute you weeaboos fucks.
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9000001. Bronte- If her eyes were any farther apart, they'd fall off her head.
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900000001. Tiffany- Was hotter version of Vanessa until she went up on the block and became a crying cunt.
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900000000001. Reddit
>>71784943
Summer audiences ain't that bright
Reminder Michelle said that Bridgette reminds her of her old roommate that she just hated.
Reminder Michelle said that she doesn't get jealous much but was once really jealous of her roommate's boyfriend.
Reminder Michelle made a fake facebook boyfriend to make her roommate jealous.
Reminder Michelle has over 5000 Reddit posts, and posted on many fat related subreddits.
Reminder Michelle's the fattest houseguest, cries over it often, and does nothing but sit and stuff her face.
Reminder Michelle's the ugliest houseguest and dumbest girl (Natalie and Bronte don't play with their emotions and are aware of their positions in the house.)
Reminder Michelle hates Bridgette more than anything and talks about nothing game wise other than getting rid of her despite being on her team.
Reminder Michelle had a tumblr blog with 5k followers about "fashion."
Reminder Michelle calls herself a superfan and has only seen seasons 14, 15, 16, and 17.
Reminder Michelle has a degenerate piercing and the only reason she's not a slut is because she's fat and ugly.
Reminder Michelle said she made cookies to one up Bridgette.
Extra Special Reminder Ian could find a much better girl. She's a shallow fan of his nerdy side and will dehumanize him in a relationship and stop him from growing as a person, she's also very fucking moody and not worth a moment of his time.
>>71785075
That's rape
>>71785108
Did you send this to Ian and he talked about it on the podcast last night or did he read it in the thread and lied about it being sent to him
>>71785146
He claimed Reddit but we all know what he meant
>>71785108
>calls herself a superfan and has only seen season 14, 15, 16, and 17.
>calling yourself a "superfan" no matter how many seasons you've seen
>>71785146
You and I both know he read the thread. No one sent that to him.
really would like to get to watch a night of feeds this week without worrying about protesters burning down my state
>>71785166
>>71785181
Well he said emailed so I was wondering if you sent it to him on Twitter which would be hilarious
>>71785146
I didn't send him anything, he read it here.
>>71785166
This. When Ian says "Reddit" he means here
>>71785108
...t-tell me more about this piercing
>>71785255
some people still respect rules 1 and 2
>>71785279
Look at her face you dumb fucking faggot
>>71785108
Ultra special reminder that Ian has had some bad tinder dates so he just wants Michelle for the easy pussy
>>71785146
Wait did Ian talk about this copypasta on RHAP? I need to watch it this weekend
>>71785342
Your autism got a shoutout
>>71785108
Also to add to this she used her fake boyfriend facebook to make her actual boyfriend jealous once they met.
Dating any kind of person like that is horrid for your happiness.
>>71784943
>Each episode of Big Brother has very little actual content.
nah it just seems that way because you're too used to the feeds
>>71785342
Yeah on last nights. He was pathetically fighting over her and mentioned someone sent him a long list on why he shouldn't date her and he just "deleted" it
>>71785108
Bronte is the ugliest HG in BB history that isnt a minority or old.
>>71785348
Kek i didnt make it but i find it funny
I may agree with (most) of the sentiments though
ian if you're here please bless us with a Q&A
>>71785369
Ahahah
Nooooo ian noooo
Were looking out for you dude!!
>>71785407
Hi Ian
Hey Ian, stop lurking you fucking faggot
Ian post pictures of your latest tinder dates please well make fun of them for you and call you cute
>>71785379
>uglier than christine
Ian post your titties so we can see if they're sitting right.
>>71785480
looks better than frankie
Is Ian a virgin?
>>71785480
Ok, I dont mind christine personally that much, name another one and Ill concede
>>71785511
Are you?
>>71785527
calm down ian he was just asking
What did I fucking tell you guys last night? Frank caused all that chaos last night so everyone would be worked up and get no sleep while he slept like a baby in the HOT. He perfectly executed and won the RK
>>71785527
im sorry ian
im not buying this james and natalie showmance. she'd never be interested in him outside of the house
>>71785527
Anything but a "no" is a yes, Ian
Fuck
>>71785614
She said she liked dadbods
>>71785585
Was this all part of Frank's strategy?
> Be a Nielsen viewer this week
> Only have to write Big Brother in my booklet because that's the only show I don't pirate
Doing my part to keep the show on the air, lads.
>>71785717
Better stop watching it legally once all the guys are evicted
>>71785636
on 6'3+ men, not manlets
>>71785782
She's a womanlet so it works out for James
>>71785814
Womanlets hate manlets more than normal women.
>>71785834
they know that breeding with a tall man is the only hope for their offspring to be normal
>>71785834
Are you a womanlet
>>71785912
we all are
Jesus fuck it's doctor of philosophy Reddits right now get out of bed and do something fun
http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/bb-after-show/
>tfw 6'1
>tfw starting to become a headphone fag
once in awhile it's just really creepy when I realize I have no idea what's going on around me but it's worth it
>>71786251
>tfw 6'8"
>>71786344
>tfw 5'12"
>>71786344
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH wtf
>>71786322
wut
/bb/, we have to have a serious talk. There's something you really need to know.Your titties aren't sittin right.
anything fun on the feeds right now?
This is boring what should I watch? If you name something in my watch list I'll watch it there's about 50
>>71786844
Absolutely not
>>71786844
Bridge and Bronte trying to figure shit out after they already fucked themselves
>>71786896
>>71786844
nope
im watching whose line
You're in the BB House and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do??
>>71786896
One Punch Man
Hi we are the based as fuck trinity of big brother!
>>71786791
I have a confession to make about that.It's because the cash is in my pocket
It's a shame Bronte thinks that Paulie is the only one who's throwing her name around.
>>71786936
>th-thanks
>>71786936
Ask him if my titties are sittin right
>>71786936
Hit him with the dirty deeds so fucking fast
>It's a gurl power episode
missed a lot today >_<
anything big go down after the feeds came back on?
>>71787292
Frank fucking Bridge and Bronte
>>71787292
THEY CANT TARNISH THE TANK
>>71787327
>>71787410
kek
I find it so fucking funny that Frank slept in the HOH bed with Bridgette when she bitched so hard about sleeping with a guy downstairs because of her "boyfriend"
Why is Bridgette telling Bronte that she's the target?
>>71787478
because neither of them actually know whats going on
> mfw the spy girls pull an unintentional Chilltown and reach the final 5 unscathed
>Bronte trying this hard to pander to feminsts
>"Id rather go home next week than get some boy to protect me" *looks at camera*
This is my first time watch the feeds this season. Does she normally do this?
>>71787663
yes
bronte really shoveling that pasta in
Corey seems extra stupid in this conversation
holy smokes Z is hot
>tfw you'll never be apart of girl talk
>10 mins into devin the documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntcMLdg8hng
>>71788258
Is Derrick the GOAT?
>>71788258
Welcome to the bomb squad, bro.
Bronte just food the Nat and Bridgette she's the secret nerd. Too bad she's still retarded
I wonder if any of them are going to point out that she lost the math challenge to Victor.
>>71788258
holy shit i forgot how paranoid he was
BRONTE'S A NERD?
>>71788479
Never mind, she "threw" it. She threw the anonymous challenge so nobody would know she was smart for winning an elementary school math challenge.
Why is this supposed to be a secret? Shes a math major, so what?
Doesn't always mean you are smart and have common sense.
>>71788479
She claimed she threw it and I don't remember the episode showing her do it so she might have
>>71788507
There is literally no downside to winning that comp baka
>>71788509
People get off on hiding their professions on reality show.
I can't count how many Survivor contestants lied about their job for no reason.
Corey just said "Bye Felicia"
You telling me he ain't gay senpai?
Didn't Natalie already tell Bridgette this yesterday?
>>71788446
try saying that to my face, not online and see what happens
Well bridgettes boyfriend is a doctor looks like my hopes and dreams are dead. Goodbye /bb/
What is he thinking?
>>71788706
>I wonder what Vic is doing right now
The spy girls are all autistic
>>71788258
omg this is gold. The uploader didn't even edit it ironically but it is so ridiculous.
>>71788706
>i'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gayi'm not gay
>Spy girls want to vote out the pawn because he has a penis
This sounds like a great idea.
>>71788838
Too bad 2 of them can't even vote
>>71788838
They all think that
>Paulie decides who leaves
>Frank chose noms
>Paulie's against Frank
They're a cute bunch but are clueless
>America, am I a bad person?
No, you're just a bad BB player.
Hope Tiffany wins veto.
>>71789057
ew why
>>71789057
>not paul
you're done
>There's not just one huge alliance
Lol
But still, lol
Aye what them niggas doing? Can't watch feeds right mow
>>71789057
Kys vanessa
>>71789349
The Spy Girls are talking game, some others are eating.
Does Zenyatta have the best ass in bb history?
>>71789364
>yeast infection
fucking hate when people talk about just wanting to make it to jury
>>71789448
She's lying about that to everyone but the spy girls
>>71789362
>spy girls
>talking game
Thanks though
>>71789443
hows that not hot?
>>71789477
>gender studies
>>71789364
For a black chick it could be better
>>71789489
she can study my gender
These people are so boring I'm team Paul, frank, and spy girls now because they're the only point of the feeds
>>71788624
nah, mate. her bf is a yoga instructor
>>71789603
Watch the feeds bud, he's both.
>>71789603
>>71789632
>>71788624
Her bf is obviously a cuck
Look at the way Paulie always rubs her when she sits next to him, shes always on him too. You can tell she wants him.
>>71789523
>fake tits
>>71789691
>things that never happened
>>71789691
>>71789603
He's a doctor named (((Ben)))
>>71789698
>real ass
kek production getting pissed at frank
>>71789691
>kek production getting pissed at frank
Her bf is ripped, makes 200k+ a year, and nails bridget every nice, but nice try :^)
>>71789448
They earn money for every week they last in the house. They still get paid each week if they make it to jury even if they're evicted. I heard Helen talking about it on her season and for some reason production didn't notice.
>>71789803
>>71789691
damn meant to link to this
>>71789749
More butt.
>>71789816
Everyone knows this
>>71789765
did they talk to him in DR? what happened?
>>71789816
Yes I know, doesn't mean I can't hate when someone takes a good BB spot just to make fucking chump change (yea im a richfag fuck off)
>>71789928
He was covering his microphone and saying stuff so production couldn't hear and saying he does shit like that to make fun of production all the time. He mooned them earlier too
Lmfaoooo I just flashed back to this whole Bronte's reveal about being a mathemetician to Nat and Bridgette
This is too fucking funny and cringey lol
corey talking about paulie's ass again
frank sexually harassing corey
>deep frying potatoes in oil
>using a plastic spatula
Common sense Paul come on
>Paulie getting distracted by Tiff when playing with his asshole
>>71790152
>>71790093
Hes just doing it as a meme.
Producers probably mentioned the bit to him after the first episode when he talked about a bromance with Victor
Nat and James are adorable on the phone together
>>71790651
They are like a highschool couple
>>71790681
james is puppetmastering natalie
Is 8 pack trying to save Tiffany? Just get her out and go after frank next week stop being stupid and let this week happen
>>71790651
if you think they have any chance after this show you are dead wrong nat is just playing him like a fiddle
>>71790827
yes sadly i feel this too
;-;
So they're paranoid frank is gonna take down Tiffany and put up somebody else to backdoor even though he won't have the votes? Why are they being so paranoid right now frank wants Tiffany out
Tiff seems like she would be very yandere as a gf
>>71790915
She's yandere everything
>TO KOREA
>Frank jokingly yelling at James for being on the phone with Natalie
>THAT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN LONG DISTANCE
>TO KOREA
Jokers is gonna explode.
Is Tiff one of those HGs that they give a bunch of adderall to? Or is she just bipolar?
She's always either crying/looking depressed and tired or completely high energy can't stop moving and talking
>>TO KOREA
Kek thats it hes fucking done now
>>71791030
How can one man be so based
I'm laughing it up. Frank goes out next week, we get to see him beast it on redemption island, and then he comes back to fuck the whole house up
>>71783725
What's the appeal of BB these days? Everyone is basically acting up, they don't show people fucking which is half the reason why you'd wanna watch people stuck together, i just don't get it.
>>71791166
I really enjoy normalfag drama and I don't know why.
So are the producers obligated to tell the house guests if there was any kind of terrorist attack going on in the US?
>>71791684
They were told about 9/11, someone in the house was related to a death.
>>71791684
they told HGs about their relative dying a couple of times
>>71791166
Watching people lie and manipulate each other to try to win money on the live feeds is second to none
>>71791121
He's going to pull an Ozzy
>>71788258
Scrolling past this at 4 am. Last thing I need is to watch a 45 minute fucking Devin youtube video, bro what are you trying to do to me plz no
James scared Paul by shouting a surprise Friendship at him
Anybody know what Bridgette's HoH music is?
They've talked about it being relaxing and good study music but I never heard what it is.
>>71794338
i bet it's josh groban or some bullshit
what was nicoles?
i know paulie was breaking benjamin
>>71794338
>>71794458
jesus christ. has anyone in the house ever had patrician music taste?
>>71794458
I think I heard Bridgette say it was instrumental at some point, something with violins.
Dunno about Nicole but you're right on Paulie.
>>71794480
mccrae got QOTSA - ...like clockwork
>>71794480
Zach or hayden had MBDTF in 16
has pitchforkcore become post-ironically patrician yet?
>>71783725
just going to interject and say I hate this show because it created Sam Pepper's inflated ego.
>Bridgette has only been with her bf for a month
>he supposedly trusted her with going away for 3 months on a reality show
He'll be fucking around guaranteed.
>>71794571
International Big Brother is nothing like Big Brother US/Canada.
>>71794525
thats not bad. i wonder how the house would react if they heard me listening to swans - filth
>>71794611
He sounds like a beta.
James is sleeping with the girls in the HoH bed.
>>71794955
bridgette slept alone with frank last night
that's of more note then james with the girls. they see him how we see jason roy. a funny asexual pet.
>>71795114
lol bet Natalie goes home this week
>>71795114
i feel bad for james but hes kind of a white knight. its like they don't take his flirting serious like hes gay or something lol
>>71795321
>its like they don't take his flirting serious like hes gay or something lol
or like he's a manlet and they're all out of his league
>>71795368
hey ladies let me pass on my genes! i am murica's favorite houseguest!
Is Paulie a goth?
