Official ranking of RLM content:
1. Best of the Worst
2. Plinkett reviews
3. Commentary tracks
4. Half in the Bag
5. re:View6. The Grabowskis
>>71777298
Where does the Dude Bros fit in?
>>71777298
1. Plinkett Reviews
POWER GAP
2. Best of the Worst
3. Half in the Bag
4. re:View
POWER GAP
5. Everything Else except Pre Rec
POWER GAP
6. Pre Rec
Wheel of the Worst is God tier.
While Best of the Worst is just about the same in premise, picking the films beforehand just gets to be boring, and the movies are just too long for me to care about them watching. The VHS trash on the Wheel just lends itself better to the group.
Usually now, I listen until it sounds like they're at the table, then I'm switch tabs.
Can't take it any longer except for the Holiday episodes.
Wish they would make commentary tracks for movies I actually wanna watch.
They only have Halloween.
Grabowskis is top shelf stuff.
>>71777298
its like reverse for me, we're like a regular mike and jay OP
>>71777429
their He-Man commentary is really good.
It's all good.
>>71777313
Much love, much respect to the PBR!
i'd watch the grabowski's if they didn't do the intro thing
>>71777777
CHECKED
>>71777777
Holy fuck, nice digits.
>>71777777
WASTED
>>71777777
What a waste of a fucking get
Kill yourself
>Latest re:View
>Jay and Josh
lmao no thanks desu senpai
>>71777777
WITNESSED
>>71777777
I tired to get this GET, but shot too early. This was me: >>71777661
Since we were both pro- Grabowskis, today is a good day.
How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.
Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they love, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation X, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.
Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
>>71777777
FUCK EVEN THE MODS ARE RLMKEKS NOW?
>>71777777
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>>71777777
WITNESSED
>>71777745
Yeah, but then I'd have to watch He-Man
>>71777777
Mind if I screencap those digits?
>>71777777
>>71777777
Wasted. Just like your life, anon.
>>71777777
OH LAWD
>Kino tier
Ironic Plinkett reviews (ex. Cop Dog, Baby's Day Out)
Rich's prank calls
>Cinema tier
Genuine Plinkett Reviews (not Star Trek TNG movies)
Half in the Bag pre-Force Awakens
Wheel of the Worst
The Grabowskis
>Film tier
Half in the Bag Oscars 2016-present
The TNG Plinkett reviews
Best of the Worst
re:View
>Flick tier
Any time Josh opens his mouth
Half in the Bag TFA-Deadpool
NIEL BREEN IS SO WEIRD!!!!!! episodes
Our Friend, Max Landis
I don't even bother with their movies
>>71777298
If you're going worst to best; you're ok anon
>>71777777
HOT DIGGITY DAMN
>>71777777
shit, grabowskis intro confirmed for shit i guess.
hope you're taking notes mike, the repeating numbers have spoken.
>>71777777
Admirable sir
SPACE COP
>>71778065
How was that, anyways? Worth a buy?
>>71777777
>>71777298
>The Grabowskis
>That low
Nice shit taste you've got there OP
HitB > BotW > commentary tracks > le edgy Plinkett
>>71778217
Too ironic for my taste. It has its moments though.
>>71777298
Imagine being Mike. Completely soulless, drenched with sorrow and smite. Always wondering when he will be rid of this terrible damp, the damp which has weighed down his heart like a waterlogged mattress.
Imagine being so jaded, so digusted with yourself, that drinking 5 beers before filming any RLM series is the only thing which will make you feel half the man you think you are.
'Hahaha, yes that is funny' Mike says, under the intoxication of alcohol. Acting as if it is his natural demeanour.
His pseudo-smiles grinding together like an un-oiled cog, counting every second it takes to get through another episode of BoTW.
taking turns in the puss...that is all Mmmmmmmm
>>71777850
I love this pasta because all the facts are basically true, but Rich is yet somehow still based. He's had a shitty life and comes from shitty circumstances and he's arguably the bitch of the RLM group, and yet he's still hilarious and goes through life with a decent attitude.
>>71777777
I like the first intro
I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then my girlfriend and said "The fuck are you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I just stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "That's right Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on top of my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on top of me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", it was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel the blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jay's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>71777777
>>71777392
this,
no debate necessary
>>71777777
spare some dubs, sir?
>>71777777
>>71778345
Imagine being Mike.
Watching all of your film school friends fail and accept soul-crushing 9-to-5s.
Imagine finding decent success in a job where you get to be with your buddies, be your own boss, and watch movies. Developing an actual fanbase that will remember you when you're gone and leaving a small artistic impact on the world, but not reaching a celeb status that would have a negative effect on your life.
How terrible.
>>77777777
>>71777298
>not splitting up BotW into BotW and WotW
They're different enough to deserve it.
>>71777850
He has a fiance that loves him.
He's internet famous.
Hehas a better life than you
>>71779137
>>71780075
This is pasta you dumb AIDSmobies, they arent going to fuck you for defending them.
>>71778345
Is he still fucking Jesse or did he drop her because she got too fat?
The quality fluctuates greatly depending on how much you are into whatever they are discussing.
Con episodes are the true rlmkino
>>71780328
Too bad they stopped going to cons because of creepy intrusive permavirgins (like the kind found in this thread)
>>71780328
WOOAAHHH
>>71777777
Just glad I can be part of the screen cap
>>71780328
RLM con episodes were funny in the same way the Conan bits where he goes out the studio. For some reason seeing Mike Rich and Jay in the outside world was just hilarious. Shme they stopped doing those.
>Jay will never host another New Year's Day 24-hour movie and video marathon
jdimsaftbh
>>71777777
Impressive.
>>71780726
Jay has never hosted a 24-hour streaming marathon.
Jay has only hosted ONE New Year's Day streaming marathon. The other ones were before Christmas.
>>71777392
This is of course the ranking. How could there even be any doubt. TFA Plinkett when?
I'm Gonna Make Wine Out of your Testicles is true kino
Official OFFICIAL ranking of RLM content:
1. Star Trek Plinkett
2. Star Wars Plinkett
3. Commentary tracks
4. Rest of Plinkett Reviews
5. Half in the Bag
6. Best of the worst
7. Wheel of the worst
8. Pre rec
9. Pre rec streams
WHERE DID ALL THESE CHILDREN COME FROM?
these plinketts are spectacular
>>71777392
I would put their one off sketches like "Fuck you its January!" in the top tier underneath Plinkett
>>71778345
Jessi was getting fat fast. I wonder if she lost the weight or if she went full Mike
I find a lot of the commentary tracks lose steam as they go.
>>71777429
The bizarre VHS shit is always the best. when they choose movies they know they'll half like it usually isn't as fun
>>71780368
Pretty sure it was because their showings were always empty, and it takes too much time and resources to go to them
/r/ing smug Jay with transparent Pepe overlaid on top
Hurry up and post the new WotW, fags.
>>71783225
Any news on the front from patreonfags?
>>71783107
I had it but changed HDDs, fuck
>>71783456
>Any news on the front from patreonfags?
New Best of the Worst tomorrow
>>71777777
>>71783579
Pls post proof, the whole ":^) new botw just went up" meme kinda ruins that kind of statement for me
>last botw had Jack, Rich, and no Mike to keep them in place
Is it as bad as I think
>>71783647
Next one will have the canadians, so Mike will almost certainly be there
>>71783647
>Mike to keep them in place
You joking? Mike is usually the one to get things to go off the rails. Its pretty much up to Jay to keep the discussion moving forward and on track (without being obnoxious about it like beardfat)
>>71783689
I meant Mike torments Rich and keeps his ego from ballooning over one decent joke
How long before a non-white guest on BOTW?
>>71783791
But Jay has been there multiple times
>>71783791
1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>71777392
Pretty much agree with this. I think most would.
>>71785545
nope, need to swap botw and review. Only about half the botw eps are worth watching.
>>71777717
Me on the left.
>>71783016
Is that the expensive jewelry Jessi was caught buying with fan donations?
>>71785545
>>71785594
Disgusting plebeians
Half in the Bag is #2 after Plinkett reviews
>>71777392
Rich probably played games when he was in college, aids moby doesn't like games but he pretends he does to fit the hipster lie he lives in.
They made a fucking videogame show to jew their viewers.
I hate aids moby so fucking much.
>>71777777
there's good times and there's bad times but mostly bad
and your post was a bad time get
>>71777298
how come they don't review Warcraft?
>>71777777
First time in history I'm a part of these godly times.
>>71787732
we all do
But Rich needs a fucktoy too
>Wish they would make commentary tracks for movies I actually wanna watch.
I really liked the Return of the Jedi, Batman & Robin and Jurassic Park commentaries
>>71783791
the day mike suicide bombs disney headquaters
>>71792492
Space Cop is their best commentary track, it actually makes me want to watch the movie.
>>71777777
>>71792749
Stop bumping this fucking thread.
I demand a separate ranking for re:View with Mike versus re:View with beardfat
Because fuck that terrible beardfat re:View
Don't ever do that shit again you miserable fucks
Nobody wants to see beardfat or aidsmoby
>>71777777
WITNESSED
>>71777392
Pre Rec could have been good if they had more people involved. They wanted it to be Half in the Bag with video games obviously but instead it's just boring. One guy rarely plays video games so isn't good with a wide amount of genres and the other doesn't play video games at all.
>>71777861
He-Man was also pretty good. Everyone knew what they were in.
>>71794660
The Eraserhead video is a really good discussion. Beardfat is much better suited for that kind of thing than Best of the Worst. Would you seriously have preferred it be Mike instead? Where he just calls the movie boring and complains about the lack of silliness and action?
1. Plinkett reviews
2. Best of the Worst
3. Commentary tracks
4. Half in the Bag
5. Wheel of the Worst
6. re:View
>>71777429
All the commentaries are great.
are they going to do neon demon or is it too late?
>>71795717
My guess would be Jay might talk about it when they do their next re-cap episode, but don't hold your breath for a full HitB on it.
I can't decide what the most acceptable combination of Josh / Rich / Jack is...
Obviously Mike and Jay eternally GOAT OTP
But for filling up the two remaining places on a Best of the Worst?
>>71795850
Rich as third member obviously.
>>71777777
>>71795850
Mike, Jay, Beardfat, and a guest
>>71796873
>Beardfat over rich
>>71795850
Mike + Rich + Jay is the GOAT. Don't care about the fourth one as long as those three are shooting shit with each other.But fuck Josh tho
>>71777850
You should probably update the pasta
He's got a fiancee (although they've been engaged for years) and he's losing quite a bit of weight
Anyone notice how Rich has to clear his throat every couple of minutes on the Pre Rec streams? Probably the result of a serious acid reflux problem as a result of eating nothing but garbage fast food his entire life.
>>71798110
>he's losing quite a bit of weight
No he's not. I've seen people commenting on him "losing weight" for something like two years now. Losing 10-15 pounds over the course of two years is not impressive. He still looks like a fat, pale blob.
>>71798285
Nah man look at his recent videos/stream compared to 6 months ago
hes making progress just unbearably slowly
He now looks like a real human bean instead of an orb with legs
>>71798393
You're delusional.
>>71798431
cool
whats it about RLM drama threads that makes everyone so salty?
>>71798827
>whats it about RLM drama threads that makes everyone so salty?
The fact that they exist at all.
>>71777777
WITNESSED
>>71798827
Internet drama threads in general are fucking pathetic and created by worthless permavirgins. That's the problem.
>>71777777
>>71777777
witnessed
>>71777777
Witnessed.
77777777 - A singularity event
>it's a Josh tries too hard to fit in with the gangs sense of humor episode
So why do you guys hate Josh?
He's better than Rich
>>71800299
Fuck off, Josh.
>>71800299
his place is behind the camera and not on screen where he regularly acts as a cringy wet blanket whenever something funny happens
>>71800668
>What is a straight man?
The ONLY reason the whole "juicy Shaq meat" thing was funny on the Plinkett-o episode is because Mike and Rich were being met in opposition from Josh. If it was them getting way off track and giggling like idiots at their dumb joke and there was nobody there to counter that and desperately try and steer the conversation back on track, only to be met with more Shaq meat nonsense, none of that would have been funny at all.
>>71794621
>>71800299
I don't hate Josh, but he is not better than Rich.
Also, they'd better release a new WotW today. I need my fix.
>>71777777
DubGetterCheckedia
>>71777313
Kinography
Mike > Rich >=Max Landis> Jay = Jessi > Josh > Susan > Jack
1. Rich
POWER GAP
2. JAY
3. MIKE
POWER GAP
4. JOSH
5. AIDSMOBY
>>71777298
Plinkett Reviews
Best Of the Worst
Half in th Bag
Commentary Tracks
re:View
HEY HEY
>>71777392
>POWER GAP
What he mean by this?
Is it like a He-Man Power Sward energy thing? Do you have to play video games to get the reference?
>>71802109
I'm ok with this.
>>71805246
That's a really awkward haircut. Full bald is always the better choice.
Take this to heart, balding 20 year olds on /tv/.
so now that the dust has settled
what did you spastics think of the newest wotw
>>71807615
>uploaded 25 mins ago
>54 minutes long
Dust is still everywhere fucker
>>71807615
Maybe you should ask that in the thread dedicated to the actual episode instead of bumping this dead one, faggot.
>>71800299
When Rich is being an unfunny tryhard tard, definitely
Like throwing all those cushions last week
>>71808039
He was genuinely outraged with the outrageous movie you sperg.
>>71807615
I still have like four of their videos I have to catch up on. The problem is that they are so long! An hour and a half is a long time to dedicate to something that's not an actual film, but worth it if you're a RLM fan.
I'm still stuck half way into the one Mike wasn't in, and Rich started throwing stuff.
Rich is hit or miss. Great when he's the butt of jokes and just being himself. Terrible when he's trying to be funny or trying to fit in with the group. He's just naturally someone who you laugh at, because what he perceives as normal is just weird. When he gives up this normalcy that is unique to him, in favor of the group, he becomes a mere actor, and a facade.
i cant stand the bearded canadian
he makes me so sad
>>71809119
i remember losing my shit during the Christmas special when he made that joke about the nazis
>>71777777
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