>Knock door
>see this
>wat do?
Sigourney was pretty hawt 30 years ago.
If somebody asks if you're a keymaster, you say YES!
>>71770474
I'd bang her now
Who do you think should play her in the sequel to the reboot?
>>71770528
Men in the right said yes.
Use my key.
>>71770634
>You will never have demonic-possession sex with the gatekeeper
fml
>>71770650
>>71770599
Summer Glau.
She already looks like a young Sigourney.
The whole scene is comedy gold in the good way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY
Wow, hot a what bhabbiabat!
I close the door.
i'm not a rapist
>>71770745
Mah nigga
>>71770914
>>71770884
In the particulars of this situation,
- would her character truly feel raped during or after the fact?
- is the idea of fucking such a powerful animal force not a lil alluring?
- are you so scared of unusual sexual intercourse?
Rape doesn't kill you. In some situations, it is especially scarring, but doesn't always have to be.
>>71770914
Not sure who would be raping who dude
>>71771102
I was raped by a woman once, I think. I'm not sure if it qualifies as rape. These days I don't know what qualifies as rape.
It was about 8 years ago. We were sharing a bed and I was naive as fuck and didn't think there were any sexual intentions behind it. She pretended to fall asleep and then started grinding against my leg and trying to kiss me(basically, her lips were slobbering against my closed mouth). I still wasn't getting the hint, so she started jerking me off over the boxers and at the point I opened my mouth and it progressed naturally from there.
I mean, the penetration was consensual, but her sexual advances weren't and I resisted at first.
Was it rape?
I'd totally let her master my key if you know what I mean ;3
>>71770151
I would get on the floor and do the Dinosaur with everybody.
>>71771397
>I mean, the penetration was consensual
>>71771778
8 years ago, when it happened, there wouldn't be any question simply because it was consensual.
In 2016 though, I'm not sure. I feel like if our genders were swapped, then I probably could have called it rape and won the court's decision.
this one for the foot fags
>>71772208
>>71771397
>Was it rape?
You didn't say no, faget.
>>71772208
snek
>>71770534
Bang anyone famous, at least for the story
>>71771397
If you told her to stop repeatedly and obviously didn't want it, then it's rape. The way you tell it, it just sounds like you didn't expect it but went with it anyway. So it's not rape.
>>71770151
i put my penis entirely into her body and cum instantly, leaving her pregnant, with a note that says "don't name this one oscar"
For you lads
Based Helmut comes through
>>71770745
except she's about a foot too short
https://youtu.be/fEpfgK-vjrs?t=14s
>>71771102
>it's an I want to show off my tits but I don't want to go topless because that's not classy so I'll just wear a wet white shirt so I can pretend I still have dignity episode
>>71773491
you missed the hairy chest
>>71773967
>>71770151
>Nut balls deep in my hairy pussy, subcreature
80's PG was so much better
>it will never be your job to grope prime Siggy with a rubber hand
>>71775150
I don't think "nut" was a verb back in the 80s, but nice try.
>>71775788
I wonder how it felt for the guy on the right who managed to cop a feel and reveal some boob?
>>71775788
>>71775871
everything was a verb back then, millenial
>>71776030
I too wonder what a magical sensation could be touching that forbidden fruit called boob.
I guess we will never know.
>>71773316
And has a flat ugly chink face.
>>71770745
>t-thanks, anon
>>71770634
So was the kid in the second movie Rick Moranis's?
>>71776615
>t. embryo
>>71778742
i wish
i wanna be a baby again
MOMMA
>really makes you think...
>>71779484
L-lewd
>>71775150
Based Mel was there first
>>71780082
MEL'D.COM
>>71779814
>me on the left
>>71779774
>>71779814
Holy shit sauce pls
F-for educational purposes of course
>>71782235
Seems like Heartbreakers
>>71782658
Thanks familia
I'd ber her subcreature.
>>71778536
Sadly, they didn't have the balls to say yes. But he'd have to have been older. GB2 came out 5 years later and takes place the same.
I've always wished they'd have made blink-and-you-miss it hints that Oscar was Gozer, just to make it worth something. As is, all the minutes spent on "look how cute the baby is!" are the biggest waste of time in the movie.
>>71783175
That would have been sweet
>>71784603
wtf is she ok
just hank hill my shit up
>>71784636
Just a flesh wound.
>>71784603
>can't you see, this is a land of confusion
>>71785801
I've got some 'go 'za in my fridge right now
>>71785863
That took me a lot longer to get than it should have
>>71770843
He brought a sedative on a date; dude was totally gonna pull a Cosby on her.
>>71770474
She's one actress I never understood how people could be attracted to. Her jaw and voice are way too manly.
are you...a god??
>>71787328
y-yes ma'am
>I want your key inside me.
>>71788047
Is that Be Kind Rewind?
>>71787328
are you?
>>71788312
Yes
>>71788860
Is that movie any good or have I been meme'd
>>71772208
>>71772233
need more of her foot game please
>>71789372
The story isn't great, but the swedes (recreated movies) are fucking awesome. It's Michel Gondry, so all recyclables are put to good use.
>>71789469
Best one I got
Wish I could find more of this set
>>71770151
I am the keymaster.
>>71790229
There's only three pictures in the set
