Had the orcs not interrupted who would've won?
Gandalf would have won
>>71763481
>mfw I spent $110 buying the Blu Ray box set of the Hobbit the other month
>>71763481
What PS2 game is this from?
>>71763481
Well the elves showed themselves to not understand or at least be unable to stay in formation so I think the superior discipline of the dwarfs would win out.
>>71763530
>>71763573
I'm so glad I never bothered to watch this film.
The first two were heartbreaking after lotr.
>>71763481
Dwarves have a bonus to Con and Fighter as their favored class. They'd steam rolll the elves in direct warfare.
>>71763573
That's the most retarded tactic I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing in my entire 22 miserable years.
>>71763481
why do all the foot soldiers look the same, how did this pass QA?
If you go by Dwarf Fortress dwarfs, the dwarfs would have killed them all and then raided their caravan. Before that, they would have killed Smaug easily since they all wear iron armor and have fireproof shields.
>>71763573
Laughed. Out. Loud.
>>71763600
b-but muh Weapon Proficiency (Longbow)!! ;_;haha fucking elf fags
>>71763573
>>71763652
Dwarven Waraxe > Longbow
Get fucked, elves.
Who /tg/ here?
>>71763573
Holy shit they don't even pull back the spears or anything Elves are suicidal
>>71763693
hehe why dont u go get drunk u big smelly idiot, then pass out!
we elves have Immunity to Sleep ;)
>tfw dwarf barbarian that constantly rolls strength checks to violently rape every elf he sees, even the men
>yfw i always won my strength checks
>>71763573
>elf "warriors"
whoever copy and pasted more
>>71763773
>dwarf
>passing out drunk
Lmao. 20 Con, motherfucker.
>>71763573
All they had to do was wait until the first wave of orcs had been impaled on the spears
But they had to make it completely retarded
>>71763481
>Tolkien Elves
>Vs Anything Short of Gods
Tolkien Elves were broken Demigods.
Can someone post that shity cgi scene where dwarves are bathing in elven fountain naked?
Jesus Christ I hate Hackson so godamn much
>>71763826
Tolkien elves were a bunch of Gohans but almost four times as gay.
Real men like Boromir, Aragorn, Eomer, and Imrahil were getting shit done while they were eating fruit salads out of each others' assholes on the way out of the world on their gay love boat.
>some pansy ass elven faggots
>standing a chance against this
lmao
>>71763721
Everyone friend./tg/ is easily best board
>>71763865
I never said they weren't lazy / busy moping.
>>71763737
>>71763737
It's a constant that the only faction that fights with well planned, combined arms tactics are the Orcs, everybody else throws themselves headfirst into battle and only succeds because the plot says so.
Fingolfin was the biggest badass in the setting. Stunted hairy jews doesn't even come close.
>>71763876
Why are dwarves so fucking cool? They're ugly, alcoholic manlets, yet they're always the most badass fighters in the setting.
>>71763865
>Boromir
>constantly a voice of healthy skepticism and reason among a group of 7 fanciful faggots and a pretty okay dwarf
>has a moment of weakness and forgets his obligations
>INSTANTLY RECTIFIES THIS ERROR BY VIOLENTLY MURDERING A FUCKTON OF ORCS AND THEN DYING WHEN HE'S DONE
>>71763929
>Those poses
eww
>>71763929
This is correct. In b4 Fëanorfags.
>>71763929
For sure. He took on a god in single combat and crippled him.
>>71763929
>the biggest badass in the setting
>not Hurin
>>71763573
>defeat the entire purpose of the phalanx
jaysus
>>71763929
>my feet hurt
>this duel's taking too long
>why is Morgoth swinging so hard
>he's going to ruin my new white dress
>I wish I was back in Beleriand sucking a shaved cock
>>71763573
>great opportunity to do dwarven shield wall in action
>LETS MAKE ELFZ JUMP OVER THEM FOR NO REASON
>>71763619
>why do all the foot soldiers look the same, how did this pass QA?
literally everybody phoned it in on the hobbit movies. nobody gave a fuck at any point.
>>71763481
Is that a dick cloud?
>>71763693
That's a big dwarf.
>>71763481
>Dwarf on a Pig
I don't even...
>>71764000
it is now
Middle-earth, if they'd killed each other off
>>71763573
>>71763597
>>71763607
>>71763642
>>71763656
>>71763737
>>71763774
>>71763822
>>71763971
>>71763988
Calm down guys.
The dwarves are the ones using phalanx tactic, waiting for the orcs with their shields and spears.
The elves are obviously a separate entity not part of that tactic and just charging in, over their formation.
Even if what the elves were doing wasn't smart, they're not going to have the same tactics as the dwarves, and it doesn't defeat the purpose of the dwarves' formation. The elves and the dwarves are separate units and armies in this situation, so they're not sharing procedures.
And it still goes with how elvish warriors fight. They're fast and they move around the battlefield. They act quickly. They use their agility to their advantage.
And dwarves are commonly better battlefield strategists.
In a lot of ways this makes sense.
>>71765052
Gloryhogs. A smart commander would have used that mobility for a pincer move when the dorfs held the orcs in place.
>>71765052
So the elves are just retarded?
>>71763929
Friendly reminder
>>71765301
Except there is no reason to think Legolas knows that story.
>>71765325
Doesn't matter, Elves still got cucked by a hairy manlet.
>>71763573
Lol that copy paste
>>71765355
Only Feanor. And he was a bitch. However I was merely pointing out that whoever made that picture was probably reading too much into it.
>>71765325
Elves know their history dude. They sing it all the time. They never shut the fuck up about it.
>>71763693
>Midkemia
Excluding Dolgan, dwarves a shit. Elves op.
>>71763573
I hate these movies.
>>71763481
why arent there any gay characters in this movie?
>>71765425
Yes, their history. This was a personal encounter between Feanor and Galadriel, why would that be remembered as common history for well over 10000 years?
>>71765425
>this fuck doesn't know that original elves were devided on actually two races
goddamn what newfags doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
Thread theme
>>71763931
>Korgan
Mah fuckin nigga.
In the extended version the elves and dwarves actually fight and KILL each other and then the orcs arrive
>mfw they unite in 5 seconds to face the orcs after they've partially killed each other
>>71763876
*shoots arrow into knee*
welp
>>71765466
Nigger, if it is in the Silmarillion, it IS known elf history. The frame of the writings is that Bilbo translated stuff from elven lore when he was in Rivendell.
Also, Galadriel hated Feanor, do you believe she wouldn't tell anybody?
>>71765862
She did not hate him, she merely recognized there was darkness is his heart.
As for your first point. While that is true for Lotr and The Hobbit, I don't believe it applies to the Silmarillion.
>>71765862
The reason for Galadriel leaving Valionor and getting into all those troubles was out of disgust for Feanor, and if I recall correctly the book says she "hated and feared his darkness". Plus, in Unfinished Tales it is outright stated that she also wanted to leave Valinor to oppose whatever plans Feanor had for the rest of Arda. There is clearly a big degree of animosity towards Feanor in her intent.
And again, the Silmarillion was Bilbo translating, this is canon. Seriously, google up and you will find it.
>>71766189
I get that she disliked Fëanor, but didn't she follow him along with the rest of the Noldor? Until the kinslaying that is.
>>71765052
I cant believe you wrote all that to try to defend the retardation that is that hobbit movie. kys
>>71766252
>kys
no
>>71766228
Yes, she followed him because it was her duty, then she found out the retarded reason for the kinslaying was all like FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUTTA HERE
>>71763573
ELF AKBAAAR
Christ, I really wish these films were good.
