Haters BTFO
>>71757840
Patton's wife BTFO
>>71757888
I don't get it
>>71757840
>stay till after the credits
>trying ot hard to get people to stay in their seat the entire movie
lol
GHOSTBUSTERS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE???
>>71757840
his new netflix special was terrible.
>>71757924
they leave everything open to a cinematic universe now. /tv/ better prepare for their petty little misogyny to get stomped when ghostbusters 2 and 3 are announced
>cuck shills cucked movie
lol ok
>>71757840
Oswald is literally a nobody though. Wouldn't be surprised if I make more than him.
How does it feel to be as low as Dane Cook when attacking an Internet Video Game Reviewer and getting blown the fuck out by his fans, Patton?
>>71757840
>This nigga at one point was actually in stuff
>Now he's literally less respected than James "MAGA" Rolfe
>>71758044
what is 2004 doing in my 2016?
>>71757840
no need to stay after credits. All it is is Patty listening to some machine. They ask her what she hears, she asks "Who is Zuul?" thats it.
>>71758044
Maddox lost my respect after backstabbing Dick. Dick is based af though.
>>71757840
Literally who
>>71757840
Riiiiiiiiiiight Pat, you lost me at scary. Exactly how much did Sony give you for good PR? Because its further proof they piss away money
>>71757840
I saw it too. It was charming and down right frightening at times. Great film. I anticipatea sequel based off the scene post end credits
>>71758180
hella f*cking epic
>>71758080
1999 in your 2004 in your 2016
>>71758110
details?
>>71758110
Dick as in Dick Masterson? I thought he came out as a fake like 5 years ago. He's still doing shit?
I know you're the big movies expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
>>71757840
Didn't he also like episode 7? That basically confirms his opinion is shit.
![1467845648250 [137101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F5tg6O7.jpg "1467845648250 [137101].jpg")
>>71757840
> Stay till after the credits
>>71758085
This.
>>71758308
We know: this movie is setting up a sequel with Zuul.
>>71758332
Which arguably is stupid considering they already wasted the CHOOSE THE FORM! thing with Dr Whogivesafuck. So whats the point of Gozer now? Also slight deviation here, but Im so goddamn sick of sequel baiting in movies now. If you're first movie is good, I'll fucking see it. You dont need to tease shit this early because its clear you're more focused on that than the movie you just made which arguably suffers (ASM2).
>>71758267
Yep
>>71758219
Their podcast broke up Google it
why don't they just fucking release the movie then if its so great
>>71757840
Glad he'll get to see his wife again.
>>71758268
>>71757888
>He said something about an eceleb, better insult his dead wife
What the fuck is wrong with you niggas
>>71757840
>It's scary
So he's either lying or he's a 5-year-old.
>>71758515
Talk shit, get hit.
>>71758515
>>71758550
why do people point out that he's lying as though it's a meaningful addition to the discussion? of course he's got a fucking ulterior motive. the real question is whether he's actually being paid or is just virtue signalling.
>>71758589
>>71757840
I've seen the trailer and unless every other scene of the movie is literally the exact opposite of what was shown all I can say is that it will be painfully unfunny
I mean I was at the theatre recently and the trailer came on and it was decently populated and nobody uttered even the slightest chuckle at it
you could practically hear the crickets
>>71757950
ahh yes the ole F4 route
Apparently they edited out the possessed dancing military/police in the final cut and help hide them with CGI ghost fog
>>71758681
I love how FOX is still feeding us the "Oh a sequel is happening!" line when every actor wants nothing to do with it and Jordan already jumped ship to Marvels Black Panther
>>71757840
/tv/ will literally NEVER recover from this. They tricked you with bad trailers into thinking it would be bad so you'd spew your filth and give them hundreds of millions of dollars worth of free advertising. Now it's set to top $1 billion with two sequels already in the works.
You knew from the Sony leaks that they were going to rustle you and you let it happen because you are literally retarded little baby men.
All in all your ill-advised advertising "attacks" probably bought them $800 million in ticket sales across all three of the new films. This is /tv/'s biggest fuck up of all time.
>>71758044
>>71757840
This man has no penis.
Oswalt is Paul Feig's friend.
Comedians that really make you think but not laugh
>>71758999
First we ruin our lives by coming to this board, then we ruin the board by shilling for Sony.
Also, checked.
>>71758515
>unironically using nigga
>getting upset over typical 4chan humor
Can't wait for summer to end
>>71757840
>It's scary
This faggot right here. I know there is the most realistic King Kong ever produced in it, but it's just a movie bro.
>>71757840
Sony killed his wife, he's basically has a gun to his head and has to like all their shit or he goes down too. I bet sony sees him as a voice for the nerd baby men to listen to
>>71759194
>Can't wait for summer to end
Maybe then you'll leave, fuccboi nigga
>>71759438
Is being an ironic wigger still cool with kids these days?
>>71757888
Based
>>71758332
>it's a different and unique universe
>but we're using all the old baddies and nothing new
They're not even trying
>>71759499
Is being a pasty fat cuckold still cool with you these days?
>>71759574
>i'll call him a cuck
Someone should send this guy to his wife already
>>71759627
>>71759574
forgot pic
>>71759627
>I'll make a greentext post on 4chan
>Haha! I won the argument
>>71759627
>I'll call him a wigger
Go find your mom's make-up bag and find a pair of tweezers to jerk your microdick with.
Nigga.
>>71759574
>acts black on the internet
>calls people cucks
>thinks he's not the summerfag
You seriously can't make this shit up
>>71757840
after watching his latest standup, i can't take anything he says seriously.
>>71759671
Sure I'll use it as soon as you are done with them
>>71757908
Patton talked shit about Trump one time or some shit and his wife died a few days after
>>71759687
If I wanted my own comeback I'd wipe it off your mother's face, fuccboi
>>71757888
SAVAGE
>>71759706
>fuccboi
savage af dawg
>>71759746
baka my head, to be desu
Basic Bitch.
Kek
>>71757840
>Patton trying this hard to get a new woman
>>71759773
Just stop m8. You're embarrassing yourself.
Just checked his twitter. He had nothing to say specifically about why it was good. Now his on the BLM stuff( no surprise there)
>>71759803
i dont get it
>>71759821
Shawty flapjack
>no end in sight for cucks and SJWs
When does the review embargo get lifted?
>>71759980
It is already the end of days, anon.
>>71760024
BRUTAL
>>71760001
Sunday 1pm
>>71757840
Patton would shill a dogshit if it could make him look progressive.
Reminder that a large part of Patton's shtick used to be complaining about how the Star Wars prequels ruined the franchise, yet attacked AVGN for his personal boycott video
>>71757888
>>71760156
GODDAMN!
What if the movies is actually decent?
>>71760156
Patton on suicide watch
>>71757840
post the smash the patriarchy gif
>>71760216
The plot has already been leaked (it's shit). And the best """"jokes"""" were in the trailer.
But critics (like Patton) will give it a high score because Sony pushed the Feminist angle and now anyone who bashes the movie will be marked as a rapist.
>>71760593
This.
It's the same gameplan they've been sticking to for months. Anybody seriously think they're going to change just cuz the movie came out?
>Guy liked movie I don't care to go see
>Better make fun of his dead wife
>>71757840
>it's scary
proof that left wing personalities who are "progressive" and "ethical" will actively lie and shill to meet their own private goals
i'm not even right wing before you meme at me
>>71758110
no one backstabbed anyone, they both wanted to do something different with the podcast and decided to do so like adults. why everything gotta be high school drama for people
>>71757840
DID THEY FUCKING GHOST BUST HIS WIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>71758410
Theyre trying to imitate marvel and by this point sony just looks pathetic, how many more times do they have to fuck up before they realise that they employ retards
>its fun.its scary.its terrific.
how many buzzwords can you use to make sure that everyone knows that you are being paid to like it?
![805441ad255b561c515d5f457f845fb1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VUSHQsR.jpg "805441ad255b561c515d5f457f845fb1[1].jpg")
>>71758410
>Also slight deviation here, but Im so goddamn sick of sequel baiting in movies now.
This is why the DCEU is the bandwagon you should be jumping on. No stupid fucking advertisements for a sequel during the credits.
Praise Snyder.
>>71759803
>I hear ghosts of the Scoleri brothers just showed up to wreak havoc at the NY press screening
Hearty keks.
>>71760024
kek, how will Lindsay ever recover?
>>71760794
>No stupid fucking advertisements for a sequel during the credits.
Yeah, they just did that during a pointless scene right in the middle of the movie.
So much better.
>>71760156
>being this savage
>>71757840
Patton was afraid of retribution. George Lucas has Patton's wife killed after years of smacktalking him. Now he's afraid of Sonygger ninjas assassinating him for badmouthing Ghostbusters.
>>71757840
He only said this because his wife got a cameo.
>>71757840
Saw it too. It is exactly the same shit as every other Feig movie - same type of humor. Has close to nothing to do with the original ghostbusters except for very general premise. Everything that has leaked is true and there are zero surprises in that matter.
If you liked Spy you'll probably like that one too, I hated them both desu.But disregard my opinion since I think ep. 7 is an ok film
>>71759740
>SAVAGE
>>71761012
>savage
I wanted so badly to hate James Rolfe cause of his nauseating cuckoldry so i looked up 'james rolfe' and i see shitpile articles by hopefully-dead-soon fuckugly shithead writers for the bankrupt tabloid site gawker, which starts off calling james "possibly racist" (with links to cancerous gawker articles that attempt to shame james and others for laughing at dopey no-life feminists that had a problem with him not wanting to see the new ghostbusters, calling it a 'gross bit of sexism as if ANYONE fucking cares, literally NO ONE cares, jordan sargent or as i call em, sargent fucktard, hope you get curbstomped bitch) and continues to flail flaccid-wanged accusations of sexism throughout the nightmarishly petty, ridiculous piece. long story short i actually kinda like james for not giving a fuck & not bothering to 'defend' feminists against not wanting to watch a movie he thinks is crap, (is it sexist to not watch two broke girls? hmm) backing up a group of oppressed humans that probably don't even give a second shit about the issue.
>>71758308
Is that an actual novelization? It's so ludicrously incompetent that it has to be official.
Between this and him attacking James, Patton is obviously on Sony's payroll.
>>71758308
>women in charge of literature
Wasn't his wife involved in the creation of the movie somehow?
Of course he keeps shilling it.
>>71757840
In other words he didn't pay to see it
>>71759219
been fapping to her for years. on and off. thanks for bringing me back.
>>71760024
guise, leave Lindsay alone!
>>71761543
you obviously missed the train a few months ago, when Rolfe was under fire by literally everyone in hollywood and didn't bother to respond because he doesn't check twitter
>>71760656
What the fuck are you talking about? Maddox got mad that he was constantly stumped on the podcast and that the overwhelming majority of their fans preferred Dick (because he was actually funny and not a giant thirsty cuck). Maddox then proceeded to throw all of his toys out of the pram and has been acting like a brat ever since. All of this is pretty evident if you've followed the situation and/or take a look at their respective Patreons.
>>71759219
>>71761699
Sauce?
>>71757840
why would i care what patton oswalt thinks?
how bad would it be if there was a shooting incident associated with this film (jk, it's probably already being planned)
>It's fun
no
>It's scary
no
>It's terrific
no
All you need to see of new Ghostbusters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOieWN28BlE
>>71761489
>savage
>>71760627
>proof that left wing personalities who are "progressive" and "ethical" will actively lie and shill to meet their own private goals
They're shills. They're friends with these people or get paid off.
>"Hey, say some nice things about the new film. We'll do something about getting that project you want completed. Or give you a role somewhere as a reward"
That's how politics and business work. Do favors, get things in return.
>>71757840
thanks for spoiling it you fat little cunt
>>71761805
>SLAPSHOT
>>71761300
Only contrarian faggots think Episode 7 was bad
Torrent link when? I want to see this shit and not pay for it.
>>71761742
Inna C
>>71757840
sure ill take the advice of someone who rabidly defended the movie before he saw it
>>71761835
Unatco?
>>71762047
Kennedy Kressler > her
>>71762137
>>71761805
Why would you spoil the final battle?
>>71762208
Why would you turn that abortion of a script into a 100m dollar film?
>before movie comes out
>"Stop bitching about the movie you fucking nerds you haven't even seen it yet fucking manbabies"
>after movie comes out
>"It was a totally great movie 10/10 I'm not just confirming my bias or anything"
They are still planning to make a sequel because the after end credits scene mentioned Zuul as you all know.
Whether you like it or not, Sony is going to make it.
>>71758268
Lel
>>71757840
He's so full of bullshit, it hurts. Has anyone seen ANYTHING scary in that movie? Seriously?
>>71762202
I've watched her do unspeakable things
>>71757840
It's so scarily shit, it's fun
Guys, you just have to trust me, please, watch this film
My career depends on it. You don't understand, I could lose my job!
Please just show some sympathy
>>71758268
>>71763767
>Has anyone seen ANYTHING scary in that movie?
Leslie Jones in every scene, especially when she has her gigantic maw open.
>>71761734
Absolutely nothing is known about why the podcast ended. Maddox claims it was Dick's fault but won't go into details, Dick, hasn't actually said anything about the split save for commenting on Maddox's behaviour AFTER it.
Asserting why it happened is based on 100% speculation with zero proof.
I'm really just hoping they did a thorough re-edit and turned it into 100% schlock. It's the only way to salvage anything.
>>71761632
He's been a shill for a long time.
He views the Korea hacking as worse than the holocaust.
>>71759740
UNATCO?
Patton is such a humorless cuck.
>>71760961
These marvel drone never stop do they ?
The assblasting must have been ludicrious
>>71760919
I don't know, it usually causes scarring in the womb and makes it harder to have a child afterwards.
>>71757840
goddammit, patton used to be so based... someone has to be paying him off or calling in a favor.
>>71757840
>fun
>>71764321
Exactly, and he was friends with A Wyatt. Mann too. What happened?
>>71758308
God, that is terrible to read.
>>71757888
FPBP
>>71758267
>he came out as a fake
Wait, people thought he wasn't playing a character?
>>71758515
Yeah, that's almost as stupid as criticizing someone for not wanting to see a movie
>>71764791
No, it's much stupider.
>>71757888
S A V A G E
PATTON NUMALE KUCKWALT WAS SHILLING FOR FEMBUSTERS FROM THE BEGINNING, NOT SURPRISING HE'S STILL DOING IT
>>71764830
It's okay Patton, just follow your wife's footsteps.
worst movie in history, even fucking dragon ball evolutions is kino as fuck compared to this huge crap
the shitstorm will be amazing
>>71764830
What I'd like to know is what kind of person would even give a shit about attacking people online for criticizing some stupid upcoming Hollywood movie, mere days after your wife died.
>>71758044
TOLD HIM TO FLIP THE SCREEN OFF
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE MAD MAN
>>71757840
It would be different if a male with any testosterone or previous hater saw the movie. But It's Patton, the unfunny cunt who had to drag around other comedians even more one note than his setups.
Fuck him and his leftists faggotry.
numale luberals cuck sjw on suicide watch
but what will Armond say?
>>71757999
jesus christ that image HAHAHAHA
>it's mine now
>>71765247
>>71766337
He probably won't even review it.
>>71766337
Switch and bait.
He'll have the right article heading, the right image, and he will keep reffering to the subject matter as Ghostbusters, but it will be clear he is (very successfully) critiquing his last bowl movement.
>>71766393
SAVAGE
>>71757840
Patton Oswald is in talks with Sony to be part of Another group of ghostbusters
It may be for the animated series
>>71757840
Who is this guy?
>>71766706
LITERALLY THIS GUY: THE WASHED UP NEVER WAS """""COMEDIAN""""""
Apparently they added a scene early on in the movie that has the new bitches uploading a YouTube video and reading the comments, to "address" the backlash.
You can tell it'll be a quality film with great humor.
What if the Ghostbusters are the real ghosts all along? That would explain why Melissa Mccarthy and the black one are so terrifying in this, what if there's a plot twist and the ghosts are the real heroes?
>>71767100
aw pat...
>>71767124
BOO WHITE PEEPLE!
>>71767178
>AH DUNNO IF ITS A LADY THING OR A BLACK THING BUT I'M OFFENDED!
SASS! WHICH LIBKUCK CARD SHOULD I PULL I'M NOT EVEN SURE
>>71757840
>Staying until after credits
No fuck off with that, the theatre needs to be cleaned up and you fuckers are a menace.
Will the foreign market watch this?
>>71767240
>>71767240
Awww sheit
/tv/ is fucked!! I'm on iOS 10 and it's not image.jpg
>>71767240
>Miley will never stop being a disney princess to you no matter what they say
;____;
>>71761805
>all about kicking ass
>super action combo moves
>movie for children
>bad cgi
>bad greenscreen
Trailers are supposed to make the film look good?
>>71761805
THATS SOME PRETTY DECENT POUT BUT CHECK THIS
Why would Maddox even waste his time watching the shit if he knows he's going to hate it? Life is too short to be a cuckhold to movie studios.
>this fucking shot
Spot the green screen /tv/
>>71762869
Do you know how many movies out there have sequel hooks for sequels that were never made?
>>71764147
But it's true. The movie completely stops so that Wonder Woman could see clips of all the other JL members and set up their existance. Not to mention the Communion scene that hints towards an outside being that will become the threat of the Justice League movie.
>>71767240
Its not being shown in China. Which is a disappointment because I would have loved to see how bad it did over there. Its being shown in Taiwan though and they're going through a storm in the next week or so. I honestly can't see it doing well overseas. Ghostbusters isn't that big of a property outside the US with all its pro-New York stuff that was in the originals.
Only people that would really be fans and nostalgic about it overseas probably hate what they've done with the property.
Just a reminder that Patton will be a actor/writer for the mst3k reboot
Just remember James words when the movie comes out "If I went to see this movie, I'd be a sucker". The internet has been giving this reboot way more propaganda than it deserves, so it will probably make back it's budget because of mad tumblrinas and idiots who'll watch it "JUST to see how bad it is and hate on it later".
>>71761805
Oh my god what is happening here....
>>71768355
We are all dying on the inside. That's what's happening there.
>>71761805
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>71761805
Jesus fucking christ it looke like a SyFy original
>>71758268
Holy fuck my sides are GONEEEEEKEIFODKEMEJJRJCJE
>>71761300
Ep. 7 did what I never thought a Star Wars movie could do: Not disappoint me after over 30 years of waiting for a new sequel.
I didn't walk out with my expectations exceeded, I walked out not disappointed, which is all I can ask when filmmakers are saddled with producing what in Western culture might as well be a sequel to The Bible in terms of expectations.
>>71764018
Whatever you say, Mike.
>>71768091
Didn't China literally ban movies with ghosts in them?
>>71769866
It's illegal to make or show depictions of spirits.
>>71769918
So what you're saying is their afraid of ghosts? You know who they should call?
>>71757840
This movie needs to bomb and bomb hard. I do not want to live in a world where people like this think this is acceptable treatment of a franchise. Any franchise.
>>71769966
FAT DYKES
>>71761734
today on things that never happened
>>71758143
a Chinese buffet
>>71757888
>>71760156
He's only praising the film because his wife makes a cameo in it.
>>71757840
>stay till after the credits
Yeah must be a real masterpiece
>>71759699
I still don't get it.
>>71770141
Kill yourself shitposting irc samefaggot.
>>71760024
shit man that was cold.
>>71770141
>12 hours later
>samefaggot
You can clearly see I'm a new poster ITT (145).
Apologize!
>>71770181
Kill yourself shitposting irc samefaggot.
this is a hilarious thread
but anyways check these 3s
>mom says she wants to see this movie cause of Melissa Fats
>tell her it looks like garbage
>"how would you do it?"
I'd make the team two guys, two girls. I'd bring back the living, old busters as well. And I'd have them hand the reigns to the new crew, as new crew opens up a new building in New Orleans.
Seriously. This writes itself.
>>71770231
NO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO BUT NOW I'M NOT GOING TO YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE OF YOU BECAUSE OF YOU I AM NOW NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF SO I CAN KEEP POSTING ON /TV/ INDEFINITELY UNTIL THE END OF 4CHAN
>>71770233
Kill yourself shitposting irc samefaggot.
why are people surprised by this? Of course an overweight lesbian would like this film. It's their target demographic.
So what happens when they realize no one is seeing the movie in the UK?
>>71760156
>>71757888
go easy on Patton guys
>>71769999
Underrated quads
>>71770288
That was literally my first post in this thread anon. Nice 8's but check these 4's.
>>71757840
>friend of a wyatt man liked nu-ghostbusters
i'm done
>Stay till the credits
YOU MEAN THE END OF THE MOVIE?!?! People are walking out before the end of the movie?
>>71760656
That's exactly how Maddox is acting over it, even going so far as suggesting he's the bigger man in the aftermath.
>>71770366
>>71770344
Kill yourself shitposting irc samefaggot.
>>71761605
The one on the left reads and looks like one of those kid-friendly novelizations, but that just makes the one on the right even worse.
![Ghostbusters.II.1989.720p.HDTV.XViD.AC3-FLAWL3SS.avi_snapshot_00.32.38_[2013.11.13_06.11.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KqKThA7.jpg "Ghostbusters.II.1989.720p.HDTV.XViD.AC3-FLAWL3SS.avi_snapshot_00.32.38_[2013.11.13_06.11.47].jpg")
>>71759803
>Scoleri brothers
>>71763987
Maddox hasn't even mentioned Dick once, not even on the last episode of biggest problem.
>>71758044
Fuck, even cuckboy knows it's shit.
>>71764769
http://youtu.be/nLrOAOLUINE
>>71757888
>>71757999
>>71758999
>>71757840
Isn't this a review?
Isn't an embargo in place?
>>71767240
>>71767303
Wait what? Twins?
>A month before its release, Ghostbusters was tracking to open around $45–50 million in its opening weekend in United States and Canada. Some tracking services compared this to opening figures of Men in Black III ($69.3 million) and The Amazing Spider-Man ($62 million), along with Spy ($29 million) and Bridesmaids ($26.2 million).[35]
/tv/ BTFO
I used to like Patton Oswalt.
>>71770551
there's an embargo for real film critics. sony invited "celebs" who they knew were going to give rave reviews to early screenings.
>>71770629
So they're projecting numbers that rival two of the biggest Hollywood flops this decade?
lol okay
>>71770341
If the shoe was on the other foot, would he go easy on you. No, in fact he'd double down on you.
>>71770649
Wow, shit needs fixing in tinseltown.
>>71758044
>Maddox
jesus fucking christ is he still active?
Hollywood execs know exactly how to play the brain dead liberal SJW crowd and get them all worked up.
wasn't it just a decade ago these SJWs and Feminists were fighting AGAINST corporate greed and hollywood CEOs?
Now liberals are being used by Hollywood to pan their shitty movies... and the liberals have no self awareness that they're being used.
But the real question is, should I watch this for the meme potential?
After credits scene is the gorilla listening to a spooky recording and then asking "YO! WHO BE DAT ZUUL MOFO?"
>>71770769
>wasn't it just a decade ago these SJWs and Feminists were fighting AGAINST corporate greed and hollywood CEOs?
>Now liberals are being used by Hollywood to pan their shitty movies... and the liberals have no self awareness that they're being used.
I think the hippies of the boomer generation would be mortally terrified by how liberals went from being against big $$$ and greed to basically selling out to corporations.. via the "nerd" movement.
Disney is raking billions from these nerd wannabe sheep...
>>71770304
Baddum tish.
But seriously, Patton has his career fingers in a lot of pies. He can't say shit about this movie, he'd get fucked overy real quick if he did.
>>71760024
>>71770769
Modern day liberals aren't actual social justice people.
Modern day liberals are shit stirrers that want to see Niggers go ape and loot in the streets.
Modern day liberals are starting race wars for their own entertainment & agendas.
![bane[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9NFn2JT.jpg "bane[1].jpg")
>>71762264
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>71763805
>having sex
>unspeakable things
why are americans such fucking repressed puritans?
Why do left-leaning cucks always find the most banal shit "scary"?
>>71770954
>projection: the post
Patton Oswalt, the man who made a career out of acerbic criticism of anything and everything, suddenly loves remakes of 80s films starring SNL cast members.
Are we supposed to believe that hateful little shrew did a 180 or what?
>>71766393
>>71769994
LOL
