But the bells already been rung, and they've heard it. In the offices, through marvel, Ding dong, the capekino is born.
AND THE BELL CANNOT BE UNRUNG! He's busy. He's a genius. AND JL IS COMING!
ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
DC capeshit is so fucking awful.
give me quips. at least they're articulate
>>71757112
APOLOGIZE.
>>71757126
>implying marvel is good
Frankly DC is worse then Marvel, so shit on marvel as hard as you want but DC is under that pile.
why the fuck did he start saying
ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding. It made no sense and ruined the scene.
>>71757310
>ruined the scene
>implying he didn't ruin the entire movie
>Lex: Boy, do we have problems up here, mmh! Aah the...mmh, the problem of...of shitposting in the world. Aaamh, the problem of absolute memery.
>Evansposter: I'll take you in without breaking you, which is more than you deserve.
>Lex: The problem of you above everything else. You above all. Ahh, 'cause that's what memes are: quips, company wars, capekino, Evans, Anon...the autist...NEET. See, what we call cringe depends upon our tribe, Anon. 'Cause cringe is tribal, cringe takes sides. No screewriter on Hollywood intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from Marvel's quips and abominations. Mmm, I figured out way back. If memes are all-shitposty, then they cannot be OC. And if they're all-OC, then they cannot be all-shitposty, and neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are...with their eyes: the ban evasions on your hands.
>Evansposter: What have you done?
>Lex: Mmm...And tonight, they will. Yes, because you, my friend, have a date...mmm...across the site. The ripe fruit, his hate. Three months growing, but it did not take much to push him over, actually. Little baits, copypasta spam, YOU LET YOUR HOT POCKETS BECOME COLD! And now, you will fly to him, and you'll battle him...to the death. Black and blue. Fight night. The greatest shitposter match in the history of the world. Manchild vs. NEET. Day vs. Night. Evans of Reddit vs. Jannie of 4chan
>>71757346
>Evansposter: You think I'll fight him for you?
>Lex: Mmm...yes I do. I think you will fight, fight, fight for that special movie in your life.
>Evansposter: It's safe on Rotten Tomatoes, how about you?
>Lex: Close, but I am not talking about Civil War. No, every Marveldrone's special movie is his favorite. Ahh, GotG, GotG, GotG. Mmm...well the favorite movie of a pleb must be a flick. The punishment for flicks, what is that? That's right, banned from /film/.
>Evansposter: WHERE IS IT?
>Lex: I don't know! I would not let them tell me! Now rrraaa, if you ignore him, GotG is banned from /film/. If you go tell Reddit, mmm...GotG also is banned from /film/. But if you timestamp your cuckshed, GotG is kino. There we go, there we go. And now Evansposter bends to my will. Now the cameras are waving at your ship for the world to see the holes in the pleb! Yes, the shitposter comes clean about how dirty he is when it counts. To save GotG post a pic of your cuckshed. Ahh! Mother of Hiro, would you look at the time!? When you came here, you had 20 minutes!...Now it's less.
>>71757686
can we stop please
its been obvious for a while the only people unironically praising this are doing so because they confused snyder's incompetency when it comes to every aspect of film making and basic story telling for complexity and depth, and genuinely think his movies are difficult to understand because they're intelligent rather than inept.
>>71757310
Just like a microwave, it's there to tell you the movies done.
>>71758038
it's too late, people genuinely believe this meme now
>>71758038
>>71758119
you both are legitimately too retarded to understand a capefilm
well done.
>>71758149
>ad-hominem
>>71757126
Milhouse is not a meme, stop posting this.
>>71757126
JAJA DC ES KINO
>>71758149
Yes, well done Snyderling, well done. HOWEVER, Suicide Squad is still going to be a mess, while Doctor Strange will be a breath of fresh air with little of the baggage of Civil War or Age of Quiptron to hold it down. You will find that this year is still Marvel's year.
Good luck with Justice League. You're going to need it.
