I want some grape drink baby
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Purple
Sugar. Water. And of course Purple.
based. knew when to get out of the game before it ruined him. his block party special is great too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=726Ujz_KOHE
FUCK OFF ME, NIGGA! THAT'S MY BUS STOP!!
>>71755450
all i have is juice
>>71756773
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE??
>get famous and rich from making racist jokes about black people "ironically"
>get butthurt when white people laugh at them
How old is 15 really?
>>71757032
You know good and hell well you're wrong. And so am I for responding. The situation with Chappelle was the same one with Archie Bunker and All in the Family. The joke was SUPPOSED to be that Archie was an ignorant bigot and Meathead was actually right and he was too stupid to see it. The problem was half the country didn't understand the joke and just thought Archie was speaking rationally. Same thing with Chappelle. He got frustrated that his satire was being misinterpreted and taken literally and wanted to wash his hands of it. Fuck- if Mark Twain was born in the 20th century and writing now he'd be considered an icon of the Christian right and probably have hanged himself in embarrassment.
>>71757234
>"satire"
>>71755450
CHOCOLATE? This is DOO DOO baby!
>>71757257
Good job. Great stuff.
I WANT THAT PURPLE STUFF
>>71755450
That moustache is so poorly maintained, ridiculous.
>>71757032
open and shut case, Johnson.
SMOOTH AS EGGS
Hey muthafucka, what's all this chocolate on yo face!?
>>71755450
I AM SELLING WEED NIGGA
GOT KIDS TO FEED
>I went to the tenderloin
>that shit was rough
>the opposite of tender
Yo i gotta shut down the studio
Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch!
>>71761034
I only drink the finest breast milks.
>>71761062
BITCH
>>71761075
BREAST MILK
you made my dayyyyy
>>71761034
>>71761075
A sugar cookie man this is crazy
>>71755538
he didnt get out, he ran away in a fit of paranoia. just listen to him talk or do stand up today. the guy is burnt out, bitter, and borderline humorless
>>71761829
I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN
>>71761829
I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN
>>71757234
He got frustrated that his satire
the only problem is that it wasnt just satire. Some skits were satirized racism, others parodied and pointed out systemic issues in black culture. Its just that white people only cared to reflect on the black culture parodies, and not the bits that pointed the finger back at them.
But thats what made the show great, it was both aware and self-aware
IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME! MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO!
>>71757234
>>71762209
Jesus, you guys are faggots. Chappelle was a comedian like any other, but he couldn't handle the sudden shot to fame and the bantz from critics and had a breakdown. He's not some misunderstood genius like Galileo that was persecuted for his views. He's just another funny black motherfucker.
YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE, HMMM?
JUST LIKE IT SMELLS
DELICIOUS
>ywn take part in the "battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert"
>Samuel Jackson [beer]! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
I would unironically want to drink a cold Samuel Jackson.
>When we asked "Why? After nineteen years of marriage."
>He said "Because she was a nigger lover."
Who said something about oil bitch you cookin?
BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN
woogie boogie nigger
woogie boogie
HEY BABY
WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!
>>71763226
CLICK CLICK
>>71762322
And you're a fucking philistine
>DIVERSIFY YO BONDS NIGGUH
You used to live in my BALLS son. Now you're making jewelry out of macaroni?
>>71755628
jews
>>71755628
Keks
>>71755450
>cum in the fish bowl!
>oh shit, dey eatin' it!
>>71762209
The problem is that there is infinitely more to critizise about black culture.
Just look at the "what if everybody was just open about their racism" skit he does as part of his standup.
The whites being racist towards blacks part is just generalization but reflects reality.
The blacks being racist towards whites part is just harping on about history, completely pointless...
>>71757234
So we're supposed to laugh at black people because they're ignorant.
A white man is speaking. Please, quiet down. Silencium .....
UNGAWA
>>71767998
would you cut the mularky!
>I'm sorry officer..I..didn't know I couldn't do that.
WELL NOW YOU DO! GET OUTTA HERE! JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
>That nigger broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere!
That don't scare you? Fine. I didn't even wanna say this...
THE MOTHAFUCKA BOUGHT SOME YELLOW CAKE... IN AFRICA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc
>>71769838
Man his stand up sets were great.
Shame all his jokes about not being wired too tightly weren't just jokes.
>>71755450
I miss him.
>>71762900
> How does it taste mother fucker?
My god, his balls are as smooth as eggs
WHY didn't tell him how good the cheese was?
>>71762173
I don't know man, his stand up was fucking hilarious when i saw him recently
>>71761034
Who's the 5 best rappers of all time?
Dylon
Dylon
Dlyon
Dylon
Dylon
Because i spit hot fiyah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgLb0HJ3VE
Dave was right, that black kid can't take his eyes off it
How old is 15 really?
>tfw you get taken to the ghetto when you're not expecting to go
To this day I say "Yo baby!" to small children to get their attention.
NIGGAS
>>71762900
>I would unironically want to drink a cold Samuel Jackson.
Oh it's anything but cold.
Zip it up and zip it out
>>71772583
Zzzippity doo dad bye bye
>>71758882
>implying you can even grow facial hair
>>71772044
>It's got healthy stuff
>sunny d is 90% corn syrup and sugar and like 5% actual juice
>>71769627
We can't trust random niggas with things like that
>>71773136
>yfw you see people in front of you at the grocery store buying tampico and you just want to scream at them
THAT'S NOT FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!!! AND WHATS WITH ALL THE HOD DOGS??!!
>>71773765
Mm, fresh off the printer
DAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA
>>71773765
Diddy appreciates you.
>allahu akbar
>>71756850
I just have a box of wine
>>71761034
>>71761075
>>71761859
>>71762157
you doin yo taxes man? is that whats hot on the street these days? doin your taxes?
>>71769627
are you sure?
YES I'M SHO BITCH!
>>71762900
>>71770098
THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!
>>71762322
Yeah..
Its the premium
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin
>>71773878
always gets me. you will never see that for the first time again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY1WX2uS34I
That, children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, but it wouldn't be the last.
>>71755476
>>71755496
I DONT NEED YOU HONEY
I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY
>>71757234
>Archie Bunker and All in the Family
who?
>He got frustrated that his satire was being misinterpreted
no, he wanted to maintain his humanity in the world of show business and thought those two were incompatiblethus, Africa.
>>71758882
do you have a grooming guide for them?
>>71772077
is that a 15-year-old girl in the picture?
>>71774009
>YES I'M SHO BITCH!
WHO SAID THAT?
what was your reaction when chapelle revealed himself as a sexual deviant
https://youtu.be/T7SiyhUflYQ
>>71774760
Whos not?
>>71774760
> revealed
>>71774760
what do you mean
>>71774760
jesus christ, i fucked up the link
4:28
>>71774760
>>71775063
What's the problem?
>>71774760
>Sexual deviant
>Has a slight kink
>Like everyone else
you pray to GOD you don't drop that shit
Oil? What oil? Bitch you cookin'?
So, Dave fucking loved WoW (Or might still, who knows) and apparently he mained Lock, and was in the core group of his guild, which was one of the best on his server.
What a fucking rad guy.
BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN
WHY DONT YOU CLICK YOUR HEELS THREE TIMES AND GO BACK TO AFRICA
Left his wife "because she's a nigger lover...."
WE TRAVELED ALL THE WAY BACK IN TIME
TO CALL YOU A CRACKER
WU TANG
>>71775806
PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT
>>71769361
>Dave, look over there.... *puff* it's the god damn cops... I'm gonna ask them for directions
>I said CHIP, NO! CHIP DON'T DO IT!
GOTCHA BITCH
>>71776088
>chip had the radio like "I DONT WANNA TAKE IT"
no one wants to get they ass beat to a sound track and shit
>>71776088
>Dave, DAVE! I'm gonna race em.
>Shit nigga you gotta race you gotta race.
>>71776088
>That was pretty good huh? Because I did know I couldn't do that.
If I ever run into Dave, I'm going to use the "generic white guy" voice every nigger comedian uses.
>"Hello, Dave, my name is Chip, I enjoyed your work and wish you the best of luck."
>>71776430
I love how close it is to the old school 1930s "I talk like this seeeee" voice he does in another bit, especially the laughter
>>71774332
>doesn't know about Archie Bunker
google it, newfag
also, Chappelle literally said on Opera that he was, at least, uncomfortable with how his comedy was being interpreted.
>"I didn't want black people to be disappointed at me for putting that out there"
and described him starting to notice that as the first tipping point of him going to Africa
https://youtu.be/StNiRDQkBtI?t=13m22s
>>71776430
I love that voice so much. Every single def jam comic in the 90s used it and there has never been a single person on the face of the earth that even remotely sounded like that. They still all did it though.
I can't decide which is funnier, the generic white guy voice that no white guy sounds like, or the generic stupid man voice female comics use that doesn't sound anything like a man.
>>71777106
I think Bill Burr's woman voice is up there too.
No woman actually sounds like that, but it's fucking hilarious anyway because of the consistency.
>cell phones, pagers, playstation 1 2 and. You might think it was the japanese who were responsible for that.
>but anyone in the know, knows that it was bibble, fo shizzle, and all by bibble.
>HEY! Take it easy! You're on Third Street.
>>71777106
you seem really butthurt and i read that in that voice
>>71777394
It's like those broads complaining that Bill uses that dumb bimbo voice whenever he imitates a woman.
>>71777106
>or the generic stupid man voice female comics use
I don't watch female comics.
