http://www.comicbookmovie.com/dc_tv/lucifer-season-2-set-snaps-give-us-a-first-look-at-tricia-helfer-as-the-a143267
>tfw you would fuck the devil mother
>Be 5'6" 130lb scrawny manlet
>You will never have sex with a 6ft amazonian blonde woman
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
What a shit show
they should cast me as lauren german's panties
>>71751139
>Lucifer's mom
Didn't God just shit him out fully grown at the dawn of the universe?
>>71751221
Tfw 5'4 manlet with 6'0 long distance gf
I'm just worried she will find Chad before I even meet her in person
>>71751139
>Tricia Helfer as Lucifer's mom
>tfw just picked this show up
>>71753481
>before I even meet her in person
made me giggle mate
>>71751221
>>71753545
P much fempe. Gunna see her next month but we'll see
>>71753481
>before I even meet her in person
Given his reaction in the finale I thought she was going to be scary.
Should've known better after what they did to Mazikeen.
>>71753545
>>71753635
NEW MEME
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>>71753481
"she's" going to be a lot hairier than you're expecting
>>71753481
>6'0
>meeting Chad
Don't worry anon, no good looking man would be interested in some disgusting lanklet bitch. 5'9 is max acceptable height for a woman.
>>71753739
>this is what low test numale beta manlets ACTUALLY believe
>>71753739
Is this why Taylor and Karlie had to resort to lesbianism?
>>71753845
>ywn watch them lez out while you're bound and gagged in the corner
;_;
>>71753718
I've already seen her naked got. 10/10 innie cunt too
>>71751221
when will you learn?
>>71754038
Asexual fag here. Whsts the benefit of being bound in a corner. isn't it the same show if ur watching from a ditch or watching from a comfy armchair surrounded bybgood food and drink
>>71751139
literally a semen demon, literally
>>71753845
And of course the short girl is the only one with feminine features the tall ones look like Auschwitz survivors.
>>71751139
so she is God?
>>71751139
I'm surprised it got a second season
I really thought it got cancelled, like the rest of the new shows I picked up this year
Is this a good show?
>>71754038
Tom Hiddleston has, though.
>>71754577
God's ex-wife.
>>71754835
>God ex-wife
seriously?
>>71753460
Even better is that Lucifer was an angel. So now the big questions are is she playing an angel that is older then Lucifer and did God fucked one of his angels?
>>71751139
Lucifer was renewed????? Who the fuck even watched that shit?
>>71754577
>God dresses like that when in female form
Holy crap God is a horny Skyrim player who downloaded all the mods.
>>71754959
I prefer Alanis a God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA3dzBrXYtc
http://m.imgur.com/a/fthPq
:)
>satan decides to become a detective
>he has a mother
this show is awful
>>71755079
What's wrong anon?
>>71755079
>satan judge others man looks like a vapid school whore
>satan calls others pedophiles when he is interested in a woman thousands of years younger than him
>satan is a total mary sue with a perpetual smug on his face
I skimmed through some eps and this show is horrible.
Better question, what the fuck is Chloe? I doubt she's just a human. Did God build Lucifer his own waifu or something?
>>71755648
> what the fuck is Chloe?
A shit actress
>>71755079
It is. Idk why I like it so much.
here is a new shot. Im considering watching this show now
How do you fix this show?
>>71755841
Recast Lucifer
Fix his dialogue
Make Chloe wear more revealing outfits
Remove ex husband
Remove Black angel
Remove Hispanic demon
Give daughter more screen time
Make a more interesting arc for season two
This show is fucking great.
>>71755898
>Give daughter more screen time
why? that kid is ugly as sin.
>Lucifer's mom
You mean God?
>could have been GOAT show if they adapted the comics, but instead we get this generic cop procedural dreck
literally blunder of the decade: the show
>>71755841
it's already fun
what's not to like?
>>71755957
she's a better actress than lauren german
>>71754913
I did, so did a few other people, the threads were usually on /co/ so thats why you never saw live threads on /tv/
>>71755648
nephelim.
>>71755648
She's an amalgam of pig nose toithpick legs and james caen shoulders
>>71756759
Wrong meat, brah
![luDzFXhhlf4gdNL9RuAeRKIMjtr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6hiZk2e.jpg "luDzFXhhlf4gdNL9RuAeRKIMjtr[1].jpg")
Best portrait of Lucifer from this show. Not some smug pretty boy full of himself but some actual almost omniscient/potent being.
>adapting pic related into a cop procedural
you are all fucking cancer
>>71757910
Agreed. I'm not impressed with the show, having read the comic and Sandman.
He...needs to defy God's creation, is what he needs to do. He needs to look humanity in the eyes and tell them what he THINKS, and what he KNOWS about God's creation, and all of humanity. I don't need to see him discussing his insecurities with a shrink. I don't need a cop show.
