GO WEB
>The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and ate his asshole out.
Good thread!
is that Donnie Darko?
wow threads on the web, mind is blown
>>71750288
lol
Those first two films were simply true, unfiltered kino.
>>71750117
>scanning the trilogy for a line without curse words
Autism.
>>71750220
Holy shit, how did Raimi get away with this?
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT
>>71751747
... WHEN YOU EVICT THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS NEXT DOOR
Jesus Raimi.
WOAH
>>71750220
>so this is what being a nigger feels like
What the hell, Raimi?
"I'm coming for your daughter next"
2edgy4me
>>71752040
>the welfare...it feels good
how did raimi get away with this?
Director's cut when? or 3dgy5u?
>see ya faggot
What did he mean by this?
>>71752674
JIMMY FUCKING NEUTRON
>Go get them niggers, Grand Dragon
Why was this allowed?
>>71750117
"The story of my life is not for the ears of jews, spics, and niggers".
>>71752723
It wasn't considered obscene back then.
>>71752736
Gotta be honest. A Spider-Man villain should not be more entertaining than Spider-Man himself.
Even if it is the Goblin.
Aunt May, I'm Green Goblin!
>>71752723
>>71752736
god raimi's spiderman films were so fun. fuck these soulless marvel movies, just get raimi to direct every superhero movie
>>71752957
>FINISH IT!
>>71752957
Finish that prayer, I'll call it in!
>>71752957
im here for granny's peach tea
>>71751555
It was the 70's
>Find that little faggot, or I'll shove a robot arm so far up your girlfriend's cunt I'll be playing tiddlywinks with her ovaries.
Seemed a little harsh.
>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet you giant faggot!
I mean come on..
Raimi Spiderman are soulful kinos with tons of fun and perfect casting.
I can't even what happened in Avengers 2, but I remember almost everything about these movies.
>If you don't fuck the busload of children, I'll drop your girlfriend from the bridge.
What did he mean by this?
>>71755613
>This ain’t the only pie I'll be eatin' tonight.
I don't get it.
>>71752736
holy fuck this scene without sound is just too funny
>Thats a cute outfit! Did your husband make it for you?
How the FUCK did Raimi get away with this homophobic shit?
>>71755698
The gays knew their place back then.
>تقديم البيتزا لك الرمال زنجي
I can't tell if this is progressive or problematic...
>>71755698
There's actually a deleted scene where Bonesaw's husband Brian gives him a goodbye kiss before he steps into the ring. The scene makes a lot more sense in the director's cut, where it becomes clear that Parker was just trying to establish a friendly truce rather than chide the angry homosexual wrestler
RREEEEEEEEE
>>71755820
All dat Dr.Pepper
i'm surprised no one has dubbed the original movie with these lines.
>>71757026
>those teeth
Why did they make Venom british?
>>71752200
>spigger gets shot by the cops
how did raimi get away with this?
>>71755820
GOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71757297
it would be pretty funny if /tv/ tried to dub a whole spiderman movie and release the dubbed movie in public.
>>71757297
I don't know who or how they did it but everytime I look at this image I read it in his voice, and it's fucking perfect.
![Spider-man.mp4_snapshot_00.33.21_[2014.07.12_15.35.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XdUgQXI.jpg "Spider-man.mp4_snapshot_00.33.21_[2014.07.12_15.35.28].jpg")
>>71757057
Have another.
>>71757515
ONE LAST CHANCE PEET-HUR
>>71752674
HIS REAL MOUTH DOESN'T MOVE
>>71752736
this scared me when I was a kid lol
>>71758428
It still scares me for some reason
>>71750117
>Never forget Peter. With great power comes the great responsibility of ridding this city of all these dirty porch monkeys.
Raimi is fucking brutal. I wonder if I've ever seen him on /pol/
Green Goblin, Doc Oc, Venom is such a perfect line up. Shame that they ruined a nearly impossible to fuck up trilogy by having Dick Goblin and Dusty Bottoms crowd up the third movie. I remember leaving the theater after the third movie and everybody was so disappointed.
I pity future spiderman movies. Leaks say that the new movie is going to have Vulture in it. Vulture? Might as well pick a garbage can as a villain.
>>71752674
I love Sam Raimi
>>71752674
Aw man, from that freeze frame I thought this was the Spider-Man broadway performance on Letterman
Is it bad that Willem Dafoe is unironically my favorite actor?
>>71751555
I read on rt that Dafoe improvised that scene
>>71752723
it was a different era
>>71757518
too bad no one's autistic enough to do that though
"He dresses like a faggot, he looks like a poof"
"but we should all just get covered in his Spider-Spoof "
"look out (woo!) here cums the Spider-man!"
>>71755820
God damn I want a Dr.Pepper right now
>>71755820
I speak Arabic, he's saying "Hey Parker, that'll be $7.99plus tip"
>>71750117
>Shazam!
>You're not Superman you know.
Why didn't DC sue?
>>71760218
Back then nobody really cared about copyright.
>you need explanation for how it is your problem, man of spiders?
>oh do not look so shocked, you thought the jumping of spider could hide from the ears of cat?
>we are of one spirit, man of spiders. You see, in Old Country, I too had many things that were not problem of anyone else. My brothers and I, we make sure that they never become problem ever again
> you think door is not your problem? You think rent is not your problem? No fears then, for one way or another, these will never be problems for you ever again
Was he always supposed to be this cold?
>>71760440
He is based off of Steve Ditko, who was an objectivist, and naturally a sociopath.
>>71752674
>hit with the massive force behind a falling streetlight
Holy SHIT, Raimi may have gone too far in a few places.
>Don't tell Harry, that I'm a fucking faggot
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI
>>71750220
kek
>>71755820
Pizza time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DELvF8KTfFg
>The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and I came in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.
What did he mean by this?
>>71757560
>>71755820
GoooooOOOO
>>71759369
Dafoe kicks ass.
>There was FIRE FIGHT
Hell I love Tom Hardy because he can genuinely act.I love The Take series actually sad when it ended.
>He's in a lot of twouble!
Watch Bronson and you'll get it
Jesus Christ, Raimi.
>>71760856
>Tobey trying to cum
>"GO! UP UP AND AWAY! SHAZAM!"
>>71759500
>>71759500
>>71751555
>>71758791
>We will never see Paul Giamatti go apeshit as Rhino.
I am so sorry, Paul. You were so excited to be Rhino too.
>this thread
>>71755517
Christopher Young's Sandman theme is great. None of that Zimmer dicking around.
>ywn watch "Spider Man™ (2002) for the first time ever again
Raimi Spider-Man threads are always the comfiest.
>>71761177
I watched it way to much on dvd. I still love it but damn I don't know why I watched it more than 2 when I saw 2 in theaters.
>>71760440
critics at the time really glossed over the scene where peter called him a kike
Penny Marko will be 19this year
>>71760650
Such a good fucking game
>>71761177
That was the first movie I ever saw in theaters desu
>>71761426
I saw 2 in theaters and had to piss during the marriage scene.
>"ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?"
>>71761480
MY BABYYYYYYY
What the fuck is going on ITT?
>>71761480
>'I'm always in your ass, Gobby'
Damn Sam
>>71761480
>YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU SPANDEX WEARING FAGGOT
>>71761668
How did Raimi get away with this?
>In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.
>>71761823
fug
>>71760897
>GO!
>GO!
> GO CUM GO!
>>71760218
Shazam is from Marvel
>>71762008
I see what you did there.
>>71761640
Raimi's unsung genius
>>71761340
Those lips were made for black dick.
>>71762546
Unfuck yourself.
>>71761823
Why do find this shit so funny?
>>71761340
I want to cum on her medallion and watch her lick it while she's gratefully looking up at me
>>71762624
>with a White power comes great responsibility
Was Raimi goong for a more sympathetic angle for the KKK?
>>71755820
Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, 7up........
>BACK TO FORMULA
>Camera pans to mountain of zyklon B cans
What did Raimi imply here?
GO WEB GO
>>71755820
>My name is pajeet and what kind of pizza would you want?
Damn Raimi
Why do telemarketers try to use the most American sounding names?
>Travis
>John
>Gofuckyourishka
>>71750220
>>71751826
this meme tickles me
>>71762546
cuck detected, go home faggot.
>GG saves Mary Jane from those skeletons hiding in people suits on the balcony
>Spiderman tries to kill him for it
I never really understood his motivation here
>>71761426
It was the last movie I saw in a theater.
>>71763165
oh i am laffin
>>71759500
You should have seen it before the producers got a handle on Dafoe and Raimi
>>71758791
I recently rewatched all of the moveis and the third one isn't even that bad, not even in comparison to the GOAT tier second one. I always had it in my memory as total horseshit but it has the same fun feel as the other two. Emo Peter isn't even the worst part about it but that fucking boring sandman, could've done without him.
Maybe it's because capeshit these days sucks so bad but SM3 is pretty great in comparison, those three hours went by pretty fast, faster than I expected.
>>71761480
It's you who's out, Gobby. OUT OF YOUR MIND.
>*Canned Laughter*
>>71752957
She wasn't alone
>>71750776
Yeah early 2000's was a magical time.
>>71757437
I usually hate those jokes, but that made me laugh
>>71765842
>I hear that they call you brilliant as a gook, but lazy as a nigger, Peter
Doc Oc was clearly a bit unhinged even before the implants
>It's me who's out, Gobby! Out of sympathy for those lying fucking kikes and their imaginary 6 million
Raimi never goes for half measures
Ladies and Gentleman, Macy Gray!
>Oops, butthole fingers!
>I need pictures! Pictures of that cocksucking twink Spiderman guzzling cum like a funnel! Jew York City deserved 9/11!
Fuck me Raimi, was that necessary?
>>71752674
IMPRESSIVE
MUH DICK
h-hey everyone
>>71761480
>IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT GOBBY, OUT OF MY TIGHT ASS!
WHAT THE FUCK RAIMI.
>>71768602
Would it be worth risking the wrath of her father and uncles though?
You know he wouldn't hesitate a second to go back to his old tricks on her if the rent was late
>You're pathetically predictable, like a Jew to a penny
This was surprisingly tame considering the other things Raimi put in the movie.
>>71768602
>she's 5'10
>likely walks around in 3 inch heels
>I'm5'6
>>71755643
Fucking lol
>You stopped the Holocaust!
>What did it mean to you?!
>EVERYTHING!!
>>71750220
kek
>>71768907
You only needed that last line.
>>71768602
>Jameson you heeb. Who's the faggot asswrangler that takes the telephotos of Spider-cunt?
>I don't know. He faxes his fag mail to me. I just pay him to choke me!
>You're lying.
>I'm not, look I'm erect, I swear!
Raimi knew how to add tension to a scene.
>>71768802
Oh yeah, I remember that
Dem tiddies
>>71750117
That scene was surreal. Spidey said about everything and it didn't work:
>GO WEB!
>SNARING NET!
>OPEN SESAME!
>STICKY RELEASE!
>SPIDERJIZZ!
And for whatever reason the phrase that worked was:
>I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO MEIN FURHER AND TO THE ERADICATION OF ALL JEWS AND NIGGERS
I haven't read the comics for a long time, but perhaps Raimi got one or two words wrong here?
>>71752957
He's there for the Indian kids she keeps in her basement
>>71767711
>>71765587
In truth emo Parker is actually best Parker, get on up! I didn't give two shits for Sandman but everything else was fun as fuck. Bryce Dallas Howard was perfect Gwen and MJ can fuck the horse she rode in on.
>>71761823
sides annihilated
>>71760440
Was he coming on to him?
> you think door is not your problem? You think rent is not your problem? No fears then, for one way or another, these will never be problems for you ever again
>i protected you in high school, now I'm gonna lick your hairy little asshole
What the fuck, Raimi?
>>71769393
kek
>>71769970
You have to remember that this was after the speech.
He'd already unleashed his unholy communist fury on Gwen and MJ, and knew that death alone would cow the man of spiders into paying rent.
It was such a powerful scene when Peter looked at their mangled bodies and said "so is that one month for each?"
It really hammered home the fact that Peter had changed
Was the bdsm-tentacle-rape scene really necessary?
>>71770191
Got to pander to the nips, m8.
>>71755891
kek
>>71770191
Raimi wanted to be sure capeshit became a respected medium by making a tribute to Wide Eyes Shut.
>>71755891
lmao
So about the dead kids in aunt May's basement... were those real corpses?
>>71770585
You expect Raimi to shortchange on authenticity?
>>71765587
The movie really feels alive, unlike the souless super hero movies we're oplagued with today.
>>71769393
>>71758538
for some reason XD
reddit>
MR DITKOVICH WOULD YOU PLEASE FIX THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>71770805
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.
>For this month
>>71761823
Stop I'm going to get fired for this holy mother fucking kek
>>71759369
You and me both man..
>>71770023
It was important, showed how much like his father he was
>>71761090
That filename is pretty honest desu
>>71768802
Sweet memories..
>>71767711
i kek'd for some reason.
Fuck you
>>71768802
Best awkward boner I ever had.
Good times.
FLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo
wtf raimi, this scene is highly problematic!
What's the story behind this webm?
>>71772346
>those handgun signs
Raimi predicted more mass shootings in the US post spiderman 3
Bravo
>>71772341
>>71772346
These are the scenes that make Spiderman 3 watchable 2bh with you fämäläm
>>71755613
>How's the pie?
>Sweet. Oh, by the way, Holocaust never happened.
Raimi Spiderman > Webb Spiderman
>>71772346
>>71772657
It's to signify that niggerman was going to climb into their houses and snatch their people up.
Watch the commentary retards.
>>71772346
In previous scene Peter learned that Nelson Mandela just had died.
>>71772931
Apparently that scene was improvised.
>>71772341
>dat cuck at the end trying to hide his gf from true alpha
>>71752957
I never got why no one worked out Peter was Spider-Man from this incident. Why would Green Goblin randomly target this suburban house - he'd only really done one or two other public incidents of violence.
>During the red carpet at the world premiere of the project, Raimi was nowhere to be found. Sources say that Maguire found a mannequin composed of toenail clippings, a watermelon, and an Armani suit was seated next to him with the nametag that read simply "Sam I Am". Maguire decided to keep his mouth shut because he "didn't want Blimey Raimi to be unleashed" when asked to elaborate he broke into tears. During the second act of the film audience members reported ratlike sounds from the ceiling. Some even claimed ceiling tiles were moved back, but weren't sure because the theater was dark. A grizzled Raimi then came upon the screen, cigarette in mouth, and went on a 30 minute long tirade on the dangers of racemixing, water fluoridation, and smoking. The audience members were then doused in a fine powder that onscreen Raimi claimed was an anthrax Zyklon-B mixture. Later reports found the thermostat turned up to about 1300F. Raimi then went on to claim that only those of pure aryan genetics would be the only survivors. Ensuring that nobody would live he named them all honorary niggers in the name of his buddy Jim Crow. Theater managers would then turn the thermostat back to normal room temperature and found the powdery mixture to be flour and maize. Raimi then concluded the screening by handing out nazi propaganda to white audience and throwig them at minorities. Jewish members were tripped on their way out. Raimi then asked for Oscar consideration. Seasoned Critic Roger Ebert called it "one of Raimi's better screenings."
>>71761823
How did he get away with this?
>>71761177
>mfw I remember going to the theater with my dad to see it perfectly
>>71772657
Underrated post right here.
>>71767352
>>71752674
Holy shit did that guy at the end died!?!
>>71773605
>mfw i remembered that i used to save up as a kid to get spiderman dvd movie
>>71752674
That guy at the end man, he's fucking dead
>>71761823
>Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.
>>71752957
Spiderman refused my offer in favor of uncle Ben's I had to find out what he told you
>>71772931
>You think the holocaust did not happen, man of spiders? Oh it did happen... just not how Jews tell it. The Jew say the Germans killed them all... but that is lie. In my homeland we knew what the Germans were doing... and we did our own extermination. I was barely a man grown and I was fixing the doors of Jewish houses... fixing them so they would stay closed while my brother set them ablaze. I can still remember the smell, the smell of cooking flesh and the sounds of feeble fists knocking on the door, trying to break it down. My brothers are all dead now... but I can still fix doors, and I will fix your door in time.
>>71752957
>encourages old woman to pray after the loss of her husband
How was he the bad guy again?
>>71755820
>excuse me do you have any Dr pepper
>>71770097
>>71774127
I will never be able to watch these movies the same way again.
Why does man of spiders make me laugh so hard?
>>71759903
El oh el
>>71750117
>LISTEN UP, MY WEB
>>71757560
kek
>>71757577
I miss the old Dr. Pepper cans.
>Now how do we stop these Jews?!
>...The River!
>DROWN THEM!
>I WILL NOT DIE A KIKE!
Knock it back a notch Raimi. There were kids in the audience...
>Man with eight dicks, sounds kinky!
MY NAMES THE HUMAN SPIDER
>>71768802
imagine the outrage if this happened today
>>71774870
>>71774870
Wouldn't have as many shootings/incidents at theaters because they'd be too busy jacking it. I can't believe I didn't notice it when I was younger though.
>>71750809
Don't even know what the fuck you're trying to imply here, but it definitely seems like you're the one on the spectrum buddy.
>>71754130
I've been laughing at this one post on and off for about 9 hours.
>>71757991
It clearly does. Watch it with audio and you'll understand why the last minute cut to him makes it look weird without audio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlgQriclUSw
Even in a 240p clip you can see it.
>>71770850
>yfw Peter called Ditkovich a "dirty subhuman slavic nigger!"
Raimi really wanted to make this an intense film.
>>71755820
>تقديم البيتزا لك الرمال زنجي
>Pizza you Negro sand
Fucking google translate lol
>>71768802
Memes aside what was the purpose in including this? It's incredibly obvious and is never addressed as part of the story
>>71773230
>Mandela died
holy shit, no way
>>71757560
kek
>>71755820
>Two Dr Pepper spouts
>>71758791
It was Venom who crowded the 3rd movie. He wasn't even going to be in it until they literally forced Raimi to include him. And out of the 3 villains he was the one that was poorly executed, unfaithful to the source material, and utterly disappointing. Go figure.
Vulture could have been interesting if Raimi got to do him like he wanted to. Only now they have to drastically change the character to make him a threat in Homecoming because Spiderman already easily manhandled Black Vulture with Guns in Civil War.
>tfw you get called Peter Parker on a daily basis because I supposedly look just likey Tobey Maguire
Not sure if this is good or bad
>>71775768
>spouts
wat
How fat are your fingers to make a typo like that?
>>71775805
>tfw called a kid in high school spider man because he kind of looked like tobey maquire
he was a nice kid too.
>>71775805
Do you ever get harassed by Raimi?
>>71752674
>Camera Man in lens
>>71763764
Lel
>>71772657
>>71765587
>unironically defending spiderman 3
Guess how I know youre autistic
>>71776401
>You seen Spider-Man say yeah!
>This is a Spider-Man hunting flute.
Fucking Raimi.
>>71776612
>reddit babby in charge of recognizing pure undiluted кинo
>>71768802
>>71752674
>that extra with his hands on his chest
>>71776669
>console war mentality
/v/irgin, pls
>>71750117
FLY WEB FLY
>>71750117
>I hate blacks!
were they even trying?
>>71778461
That's why Raimi is king. Pretenders challenge him and he destroys them everyday.
>>71750288
Yeah
First time I saw this must have been on a pirated dvd or something, because there was laughter in this scene (from what I can only in hindsight conclude was a cinema audience), and I always just assumed that people down on the ground were laughing at him until I actually saw the scene again and there was no laughter.
>>71761823
>Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.
>>71760650
LOOKATHISPIZZA
>>71776612
It does need defending. Yes it wasn't as good as the other two, but it didn't need a fucking reboot. It needed a Spider-man 4, with giving 100% creative control to Raimi again, and not forcing the studio's shitty ideas into it (SP3 originally didn't have Venom, Sony forced it into because then they can have shitty spin-off movies, they did the same fucking shit with ASM2).
I'm watching Spider-Man 2 right now, such a comfy movie. Probably the best superhero movie I've ever seen, captures the feeling of a comic book so well.
>>71763165
>Nobody talks about the Web Waxing scene
Pure kino
>>71780098
>Sony forced it into because then they can have shitty spin-off movies
No, they forced him in because they knew he was a fan favorite and they didn't believe Raimi could make the other villains interesting enough. They didn't start planning the spin offs and "Spiderman Universe" shit until after ASM1.
>>71761340
Apparently she's a lesbian.
Go figure.
>>71752674
>>71750117
Bump
>>71750117
Why is Parker Peter so based?
>It's a "Man of Spiders" episode
Some legs are getting broken for sure. Poor aunt May.
>>71781884
Fuck off with your empty bumps in a dying thread, jesus. You couldn't even contribute a basic quote or picture?
>>71752957
