Why is this movie making me so fucking uncomfortable?
I was pretty uncomfortable while watching also, my pants were very tight.
Because you believe pedophilia is a crime.
>>71747345
idk
Watching this with my parents was weird
Because you want him to fuck the Loli, but you don't WANT to want it.
>>71747420
And I believe you should have a seat. What are you doing here?
Took a girl to an open cinema for a date and the choices were this or the grand Budapest hotel, took her to the GBH and watched Leon a diff night without her and holy fuck did I make the right choice
>>71747345
You saw the director's cut didn't you?
>>71747622
Haven't finished it yet senpai. Started getting a splitting headache midway through. Not sure if I have the director's cut or not, what's different? More lewd shit?
>>71747622
>>71747737
>get convinced by anon that there is a cut where Mathilda gets a pistol put into her mouth.
>the bathroom scene had that filmed, with a clear cut before it.
>downloaded every torrent I could find, nothing.
>no face when
>>71747622
Is this the imternational version?
I saw this at a free university cinema showing.
I don't recall the original being so deliberately suggestive of a coming of age style relationship in certain scenes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gWIJpw9UJdQ
>>71747345
Because of this?
>>71748398
>blocked in your country
WTF I hate America now.
>>71748461
>tfw no loli jewess to polish your guns
>>71747549
Why? If you're girl gets offended by an innocent relationship between a young girl and a man then she's an idiot not worth keeping.
>>71748529
Really?
Kek. Just use a proxy site senpai.
>>71747345
Because you're in denial about who you are.
>>71747549
>grand Budapest hotel
You could of seen Leon and then roleplayed it afterwards you collosall normalfag.
>>71747549
You should've watched Moonrise Kingdom with her.
>that scene where she does the madonna & marilyn monroe imitations
i was pretty convinced black suburbans and crown vics were going to skid up outside my house
>>71747345
because romanticizing the mafia like Besson is doing it in that movie is puting the world we're living in in a drain?
because you like police so much that you can't stand them portrayed as the bad guy?
>>71747549
kek.
>mfw trying to explain to her why my dick is diamonds while watching a loli come on to an autist
Apparently her parents would only allow Mathilda to smoke if she quit at some point in the film.
There was also a scene where she comes out of a shower with a towel on and winks at Leon that they said no to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4oOM8L69bE
I love this scene
>>71747345
What actually happened to Jean Reno? Haven't seen him in ages.
>>71749922
>There was also a scene where she comes out of a shower with a towel on and winks at Leon that they said no to.
God fucking damn it
>>71749957
Why wont this happen to me?
>>71749835
Give me the mafia over hoods and gangbangers and the Mexican cartels any day.
>>71751888
You do know the original script had them fuck right?
With Mathilda initiating it and Leon saying he doesn't deserve it, which Mathilda disagrees with.
Why do 12 year old girls make you uncomfortable, OP?
It's not wrong to find them attractive. Its completely natural.
It's wrong to act on it because their minds are all baby-like.
>>71747345
for some reason it always pissed me off that her hair didn't grow throughout the span of this film
dunno why
>>71754627
That's bullshit. But even if taking it to heart, so are most women, hell, most people. Any interaction with someone dumber than you, sex or a conversation, is a form of 'rape' and a bad thing then. But I digress to bigger fish.
>>71748760
>could of
Yikes.
You good?
Has there ever been a more perfect waifu than Hershlag?
>>71754929
Those idiots are at least developed.
It's not purely based on intelligence.
>>71748692
and how the frick do i do that?
>>71755443
take the ferry to martha's vineyard and get blasted on landshark and wreck a 50cc honda ruckus
>>71755108
Spaghetti sauce? Wtf
>>71755783
it's for when the spaghetti falls out of leon's pockets
>>71755825
>not putting spaghetti on your cereal
>>71747501
I heard this house was for sale so I'm looking for a friend
