A thread dedicated to manly movies, masculine heroes doing masculine shit with proper valor.
Pic related is my pick
Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain(1995).
>>71742026
Commando has got to be one of the few movies about parental love that also features someone getting scalped by a lawnmower blade.
Ran (1985)
Pretty much any war movie
>>71742179
>you will never feel this feel
>you will never have a friend like this that will take care of you and force you to accomplish your goals
Man being alone sucks.
>>71742026
>episode 2 of the Dances with Wolves/Avatar trilogy
>>71742551
What's this? Looks like my cup of tea.
>>71742026
>manly movies, masculine heroes doing masculine shit
>will never understand
This shit isn't really complicated, mate.
>>71742642
The Duelists (1977)
Ridley Scotts first film. Chicks literally don't get it at all because they don't understand honor.
>>71742931
It's a memory kino!
>>71742985
what the fuck is this kino shit? Are you the same guy posting this in every thread? What does this mean??
>>71743066
Your pic is true reaction image kino.
>>71743066
kino is cinema in Russian you uneducated idiot.
>>71742026
>Tom Cruise doing weaboo shit
>masculine shit with proper valor
Pick one and then try pic related for a film about what it really means to be a man.
>>71743339
>late in your career
>half assing all your work
>just living for the next pay check
>spend it on trap hookers
Too close to home man
>>71743198
Sorry I'm not versed in mongolian moon runic languages anon :^)
>>71743066
Pretentious tards are using that word
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>>71742026
My mom took me to see this when it came out and she loved it. She gave a "YES!" and a clap at pic related
>>71743822
That doesn't mean she fully understood it.
Love it != Understand it
She probably just liked Tom Cruise.
"uhm, like, why doesn't he just stop then? this movie's lame, anon, why did you want to watch this?"
>>71745609
I know that feel anon.
This is how I imagine most women reacting to this type of kino. They wouldn't even watch it, from time to time they would be checking their phones for the newest tweet or facebook post.
>tfw my gf not only understands pic related, but said the "No man may kill me" was better done than the books.
>tfw gf always shed a tear when Rohan arrived at Pelennor Field.
>tfw gf thinks the Director's Cut tells a better story but the Theatrical Version is a better movie.
Every other women would probably say "omg Legolas is so hawt" throught the movies.
>>71742026
this movie is essential /womenwillneverunderstand/ core
>>71743452
My nigga
>>71747917
>le my relative/gf/female friend actually understands movie women usually dont understand meme episode
I want this shitty meme to end.
She was probably just lusting over the male cast. But did she understood it? Probably not.
>>71747917
but Aragorn is hotter?
>Hurr durr masculinity is good meme
don't you bigots understand that this is negative and problematic for us?
>>71750900
bad meme bait anon.
>>71743452
NIKI LAUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA USES MY CAAAAR
>>71747917
Came here to post this
> Sam and Frodo are so gay hahhaha XDD
>>71751356
Also this. Holy shit I've probably watched this movie with 100 people and not a single woman has ever enjoyed it.
I like how everyone just posts
>muh honor movies
>muh war movies
>muh bond between men movies
How about you step it the fuck up instead of going for the low-hanging fruit
>>71751356
Not you, you're awesome
>>71751356
I'm actually laughing to myself just remembering this movie.
>>71751356
This movie was awful even back when it came out. Let's post some real movies that women don't have the taste for
>>71751835
> Muh serial goofy deep killer movie
>>71742026
It's impossible to imagine a woman making such a journey.
>>71747917
She's a keeper.
>>71742026
I watched The Last Samurai without subtitles for all the Japanese and I still liked it.
>>71751325
NIKI
LAUDA
>>71747917
>tfw you wake up
>>71748826
This
Also:
>The Swimmer
>Scarecrow
>Straw Dogs
Man, the 70's was the perfect time for middle-brow male films.
Superbad
Metal Gear Solid (Any of the trilogy, but specially MGS3)
>>71742183
ran is just a shittier king lear
>ew it's so violent and Brad is gross in it
t.ypical woman
Notice these are films with very few female characters in them?
>>71756955
HECTAR
Korean remake of A Better Tomorrow. It drops the romance subplot in the original and is pure testosterone.
>>71742026
Was there any practical purpose for samurai armor to be stylish?
Valhalla RisingDrive is for faggots
Manly men eating each other.
>>71742026 (OP)
I actually watched The Last Samurai recently with my friend and his gf. She's dumb as hell and still didn't seem to have a problem understanding this movie, and I'm pretty sure she liked it.
>>71757271
I'm sure that's true considering its a dumb as fuck movie.
>>71757254
This movie sucks
>>71757320
So many people get wrecked in it though. It's pretty cool. I'm not watching it for historical accuracy or anything academic. It's a Tom Cruise action movie, and as that it more than delivers.
>>71742026
>Last Samurai
>Starring Tom Cruise
>>71757406
Sounds about right to me.
>>71748708
fuck this, I will never watch this again
probably the most frightening horror story of the last 5 years
>>71757423
How about the last nigga on earth starring Tom Hanks?
>>71751356
please stream it
I'm so in the mood for it right now
>>71757406
Samurais = Japanese
Japanese = Short people
Short people = Manlet
Manlet = Tom Cruise
It makes sense
>>71757466
Well according to that poster Barry "GOAT actor" Pepper is in it, so can I pre-order my ticket now?
>>71757406
watch it, it makes sense.
he was an american captain in the war vs the indians. The Japanese government hired him to train troops with muskets and defeat the defiant Shogun.
>>71757466
The movie isn't titled the last jap
>>71757271
>>71750646
Chances are she didnt trully understand the movie. Sorry anon.
>>71758360
You can't even spell the word "truly". Why I should trust that you understood it?
>>71757406
>has never seen the movie
>>71757334
spotted the embryo
>>71748826
heh, my mom actually recommend I watch this one when I was in highschool. I was reading the novel at the time.
>>71758779
If 23 is a baby to you, sure. Guy Pearce's character is a pussy and the movie just devolves into a stupid wendigo plot. The direction was at times Nickelodeon-tier, and the weird comedic twists didn't work. I get what the movie was going for, but it didn't pull it off. It's just dumb.
Why do neckbeards hate women so much? Is it purely a virginity thing or resentment against their mother for enabling their NEET lifestyle or what?
>>71758844
Nice double dubs! And yeah, it's a self-sustaining cycle. They hate women because they can't get laid and they can't get laid because they're autistically sexist. So it feeds into itself for years and they just sperg out. This neo-feminazi bullshit is annoying though, although the neckbeards hated women before that all started.
>>71742670
Only if you make it, pleb
>>71758844
>claim women dont understand something
>that means you hate women
Excuse me, sir, but are you, by any chance, a virgin?
>>71742183
damn dude that movie is boring as fuck
>>71742473
Go outside, There's probably some Pokemon Go loser running around and you can make friends with him
>>71757406
>>71757466
Except Tom Cruise isn't the "Last Samurai", Ken Watanabe is.
>>71742551
>An adaptation of Joseph Conrad's Napoleonic-period story "The Duel," about a cavalry officer's sudden flare-up of rage over a trifling, imagined insult by another officer, which grows into a private war. The hussars (Harvey Keitel and Keith Carradine) go on fighting for over 15 years, and the origin of the quarrel becomes lost in legend, like the causes of the larger wars that they're both fighting in. This English production-a first film by the director Ridley Scott-is consistently entertaining and eerily beautiful. Its special quality is in its Géricault-like compositions; what keeps them from palling is that they have a graphic power of their own, and they're coolly impassioned-a story of obsessive enmity is being told by way of these ravishing yet unsettling images.
Pauline Kael liked it
>>71757486
It's pottery
>ITT movies to make Men feel better about never having a girlfriend
>>71758790
Even women understand shawshank. Its on many womens top ten list
>>71758843
23 is the new 13
>>71742697
>>71742551
>tfw it's not on any public torrent trackers
>>71759111
>>71758844
>>71758908
Why do women get so angry at these types of discussions?
Its ok if you dont understand it I mean, no one is expecting you to.
>>71748664
you can't be serious
this is the perfect example of shallow tearjerker garbage that women love
>>71759111
If we hadn't watched most of these movies with our gfs we wouldn't know that women don't understand them
