>>71741425
>Movie about a two/three sentence story

>>71741425
A horror movie about the minotaur would be awesome

>>71741425

1963 Jason and The Argonauts

>>71741926
this

was great, especially when high

the effects are incredible and leave you wondering how they did it quite often

>>71741983

soundtrack is based too

true detective s2

>>71741926
>>71741983
>>71741425
plus clash of titans
from the same dude ofc

>>71741425
>tfw you will never see a gore, R rated, recent faithful adaptation of greek mythos
>tfw you will never even watch a toned down, recent faithful adaptation of greek mythos
>tfw you get "From the classical theme... with a twist!"
>Even in fucking videogames

>>71743848
This honestly.

Ancient Greek stories are already amazing, you have to be one massive, pretentious fuck of a writer to try and out do Homer or Sophocles.

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>no porno parody about Zeus going around and fucking everything in creation in different forms
How could they not capitalize on the greatest fucker in mythology?

>>71744057
All my hope died with the last Hercules movie with The Rock.
Last one I saw, closer to my dreams, was Troy, 12 years ago.

>>71744122
>the last Hercules movie with The Rock
Fuck that piece of shit. Why would they go so far out of their way to bastardize a character like that? They could have just written the same generic action plot set in ancient times, without the name, and it would have been fine.

You know film is fucked up when the Simpsons do a better, more accurate take on The Odyssey than anything Hollywood could churn out.