>Movies that make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life, give up all your waifus and get a real gf, even a chubby brunette one, who can make you happy.
Nah, shit idea. How about movies that make you want to hit the gym and kick ass? Much better.
>>71740394
And then the harsh truths of real life drive you back to staying home and watching movies to escape.
Only losers care about relationships and all that crap.
The only thing that matters in life is how much money you can make.
>>71740394
>Push yourself
>hes in a wheelchair
this Tarantinoesque flick
>>71740394
i'd give my left nut for a chubby brunette right now
>>71740653
but if you gave your left nut, you would have less semen to bukkake her.
chubby brunettes are a dime a dozen desu senpai
>>71740394
Someone post THE FUCKIN WEBM.
>>71740692
Disgusting really, the only thing an women has to do to be atractive is not eat too much and they manage to fail at that.
I wish a movie would have such effect on me
>>71740394
>wanting to be happy
gay
>>71742327
life has no narrative and the harder you attempt to create one the faster you realize how absurd everything is
>>71740728
>give up all your waifus and get a real gf
>>71740692
>>71742484
kek
>>71742484
The last fram always got me, is so freackin ridiculously.
>>71740692
Americans really need to understand that this is totally unacceptable as an average body type. I'm afraid their affinity for corn syrup and gluttony is simply too strong, however.
>>71742678
>this is a 10/10 in burgerland
>>71742484
Poor guy, she looks like a annoying bitch.
>>71740394
She's not chubby.At least not chubby enough for me
>>71742854
the entire worlds reaction to amerifats disgusting women
>>71742854
Looks like someone struck a bbw chasers nerve
How fat are you lol
>movie about not giving up
>dude in the wheelchair gives up
>>71742956
bbw is the patricians taste.
>>71740394
>guy has 9/10 facial aesthetics
>girl looks like a fucking gremlin
Why is this allowed?
>>71743027
Like you would even know, you've never seen a woman who isn't fat in your entire life rofl
>>71742990
In fact i am quite /fit/. I can do 50 push ups.
How many can you do ? I bet not even 10 with your manchild arms
>>71742484
>tfw government assigns noisy clingy psycho brunette that likes to burn people with her dragons and you're paralyzed so you cant help it
at least she won't have to tie him up during handjobs
>>71742745
oh she is
Was the meme ending real?
>they fall in love, his condition worsens.
>finally he has someone to share his soul with, unfortunately it's too late and he's dying.
>emotional scene where she watches the light leave his eyes in assisted suicide.
>inherits all of his wealth.
>>71740394
>Just live.
>he kills himself in the end
Women.
>>71743473
>blah blah blah
you expect me to read all that shit
stop being disgusting and fat
t. the rest of the world
fuck the faggot mod 2bh.
why did he delete my beautiful bbw?
yes i'm mad.
>>71743038
This is wish fulfillment movie for women.
>>71743520
but you did read all of that...
stop being a disgusting pedophile
t. patricians
>>71743570
>t. patricians
you fat fucks have never been patrician in ANYTHING at ANY point in time
>>71743570
liking healthy women isn't being a pedophile, not that there is anything wrong with being a pedophile you shitlord, it's better than liking disgusting fat cows for sure.
>>71743601
> YOURE FAT !! YOURE FAT !!!!
Why do you keep repeating the same nonsense? i've already told you i'm quite /fit/.
Whereas I bet you cannot even do a single pullup.
I've probably fucked more girls than you too, which would explain your frustration at my earlier post.
Don't be mad because i have patrician taste anon.
You just stick to your pedophile cartoons. It'll all be okay.
>>71743617
t. virgin who has been watching too many gook cartoons
>>71740394
>pretty woman falls in love with crippled guy
Do stuff like this happen IRL?
>>71743731
He's also rich as fuck.
>>71743730
>blah blah blah
Nope, not reading that shit. You're lucky as fuck I'm lowering myself enough to even respond, if you want me to read your mindless drivel you need to make your point in a sentence or two.
>>71740515
Underrated post
>>71743981
>it's an 'amerifat is literally too stupid to make a single post worth reading' post
I dont know what I was expecting
>>71742484
Actually this movie was her best performance ever tbqhfam
>>71742484
Why they CGI her eyebrows?
Pretty distracting T.B.H.F.A.M
>>71743757
Well that explains it
>>71744485
Why should he had difficult to sleep at night for a sexual preference, rabbit?
>>71743473
I've experienced both the peaks and the valleys. Pussy is no different, the only thing that differs is what you can do around it. You cant flip a fat chick. If you want her to switch possitions it takes a fucking year listening to her groan and moan (not the good kinds). Skinny you can flip her like a burger. She might not even be aware its time for a pile driver before you pick her up and slam her into it.
Skinny girls are better. No if's, no but's, no coconuts.
Chubby is alright. You can't flip them (unless you're fit, and if you're fit you wouldnt fuck chubby). So if you attempt to do something it comes off as pathetic and rapey.
Skinny girls still better.
I could probably flip Emilia Clarke around like a silver dollar, but thats /tv/ chubby, FatPride chubby is too fat. My version of chubby is normie chubby.
>>71742484
>Listen, Emilia. You need to be more emotive, this isn't working
>O-ok, I've got this
*scrunches face like a contracting sphincter
>>71742484
I want to cum on those eyebrows.
>>71742484
>people find her attractive
>someone out there is masturbating to her right now
>>71742484
Whoever did this, it's a minor masterpiece of neo-satire post-sincerity. And its full power can only be achieved as a soundless webm, amazing
>>71742484
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUac4z2HTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_0sStOETM
>>71740508
This. Women just want muscled guys who act like dicks. If you don't have this because instead you had the "book" genetics (more intelligence, people who ACTUALLY changed the world) then you have to make money to get a gf. It's such a shit system.
>>71744742
I good actor now
>>71744131
>it's a virgin gets so buttblasted he starts rambling incoherently and spamming gook comic pictures episode
Every time
>>71744578
Pleb opinion discarded
>>71740394
>don't settle just live
sounds like the typical "just b urself and rich and handsome and entertain me nonstop" chick flick
idk how people pay money for this shit. It's like the female equivalent of that Liru hentai game but not fappable
>>71744771
good luck hitting them
>>71740394
Is this movie satire?
>>71745261
Fuck all the fat bitches you want, friend. Thats what they're there for.
>>71743110
...there's a program for government assigned gfs?
>>71744530
>sexual preference
You spelled "mental deficiency" wrong.
>>71742484
It's like each eyebrow is 2 eyebrows stuck together. The eyebrow thing is why she gets roles, right?
>>71746151
they make for a highly expressive face.
so yeah, that's why she gets roles.
>>71740460
>harsh truths of real life
>not motivating you even more
you were never meant to make it
>>71742484
Them caterpillars are the hardest working team in Hollywood.
>>71746151
Her mouth is why she gets roles. And I don't mean talking.
>>71746419
She sings too?
>>71740394
>Movies that make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life
I think this thread is doing a better job.
>>71746390
cold anon. Real cold
>>71742484
Lots of talentless actresses have this same problem. If you watch any Potter movie, you can see Emma Watson doing this same thing. It'snot nearly that bad, though. I have mental image of massive vacuum cleaner pulling her face up
>make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life
Like make a thread on /tv/? What a life changing decision OP.
