What yall niggas gone do?
>>71738561
go for the eyes.
i am not an 18 year old girl.
>>71738561
Why would I leave my money there? This guy's not even after me.
>>71738561
Will he chase me or wait at the top of the stairs?
Either way i'm risking it
>>71738561
He's a big guy.
>>71738561
Call the cops
I don't have an upstairs. Check mate.
>>71738561
It's true, cops carry assault rifles now.
>virgins dying in a slasher
yea, I'm safe.
>>71738751
how do you explain the 700m to them?
>>71738561
I had to read that image like six times to understand what it was trying to say. Fucking black people
Drop a turd in my hand and hold it up ready to throw at him. If he lets me pass, no doodoo in his face. If he chases me, he gets doodoo in his face. Simple as that. I'm sure he's a smart man, he'll let me pass unhindered.
>>71738561
I'd rather die rich than live poor.
>>71738771
Where is your period after the sentence dumbass white boy?
Would have to leave poor. I might get past him the first time but I wouldn't risk having to get past him again to go downstairs. Also if he followed me while I am upstairs I am fucked
>>71738819
Dude, he wears a mask so the doodoo doesn't do anything.
Joke's on you nigga, I keep my shotgun loaded with 00 buckshots under the stairs
Grab it later.
>>71738561
>Are the 700m in dollar bills?
>Say I get upstairs, how the fuck am I going to leave with even 1% of that 700m without it severely handicapping my ability to escape?
>If I leave town, will he still be chasing after me?
It honestly doesn't make any fucking sense if you try to think of it sensibly. It should be something like upstairs there's 10k, a fake ID/passport and plane ticket.
>>71738770
Why would I need to? They'd never see or know about it.
>>71738831
WHO MADE THIS????
Y'ALL NEED TO STOP
I'M DEAD
I would teleport behind him and snap his neck. Nothing personal, of course.
I casually outpace him with a jog around the block, run back inside and get out before he can catch up.
>>71739109
This
>>71738561
Good thing I am damn good at pencak silat so I would probably kick his ass in a fight
>>71739109
He can teleport though.
>>71738561
shit just casually left my 700 million upstairs oops
What the fuck is that sentence?
>>71739326
micheal has never ported. Jason is debatable since we never actually seem him poof
>dex can beat str: the thread
every time
500 Million dollars, or the thing from It Follows forever chases you till you die, sex doesnt transfer it.
How strong is Michael even? The biggest feat of strength he's done in the movies is lift a guy to his eye level with one hand IIRC.
A kick in the groin and a couple on the kneecaps and he should go down. Then get the money and run before he recuperates.
Would if kill them to put a $ in front of 700,000,000?
I'm assuming it's my house, can I just stay at a holiday inn for a night than get it in the morning?
