>watching movie with mom
>she comments on an actor's pants bulge
>>71717315
>things that never happend
>>71717391
i'm not even OP and that's happened to me so its hardly unlikely
>>71717315
BART
watching interracial porn, OP?
>>71717426
Did she comment on your pants bulge?
My mom and I make sex jokes all the time. We've always been pretty close. She would let me watch any movie at any age, even if it had gratuitous sex/nudity/violence and we'd just watch it straight faced like it was the norm.
>>71717553
That's disgusting. Your mother should be arrested.
>>71717553
Do you make sex jokes about yourself and your mother?
>>71717798
Yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Feel like some Eggplant about now, mmmmm
>>71717841
Nope, lets hear some
>>71717841
This gon be gud
>>71717841
At this point I cant tell
>>71717315
Was it this guy?
>>71719249
It was Hugh Jackman, she said "wow, more like Huge Jackman" and laughed
>>71719878
Did you fap to the thought of your mother deepthroating Huge Jackman?
>>71719959
No. Fuck off.