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is this reddit: the movie? the script is fucking cringeworthy.
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is this reddit: the movie?

the script is fucking cringeworthy.
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Well...
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>>71713031
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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>>71713031
>is this reddit: the movie?

You would know better than us, OP.
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>>71713031
Yes OP, everything you dont like is reddit, even if it came out before reddit
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>>71713031
You may think so, but I'm here to tell you that new shit has come to light man.
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>>71713031
This is, unironically, the worst movie I have ever seen.
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This movie was shit.
Goodman was the only good thing about it.
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OVER THE LINE
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>>71713124
Over the line

>>71713137
Shut the fuck up Donnie
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It's definitely a reddit flick one of my least favorite Coen movies.

If you can imagine being in a room with an adult video game player type and he says "Hotpockets are almost ready, time for some BASED COMFY FUN" and he reaches for a disc to put into the DVD player, any film that would be potentially believable as the movie on that disc is a movie I consider /v/eddit and is therefore fucking shit.

If you don't believe me, go to /v/ and call it shit. I can guarantee you'll get a bunch of manchildren posting that "DUDE JUST YOUR OPINION MAN" meme image. If the film you're supporting enables literal video game degenerates then what does that say about it?
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>>71713255
Jesus...
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>i'm gonna shit on a movie for being reddit despite it coming out long before reddit was even a thing
>purge our culture, everything that doesn't conform to my views is shite and must be vanquished
You're one intelligent fella, bud
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>>71713255
The Big Lebowski is the only challenger to The Rocky Horror Picture Show as biggest most beloved film of all time.

If you don't get it, you're over the line. But you're not going to change anyone's mind.
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>>71713314
>>i'm gonna shit on a movie for being reddit despite it coming out long before reddit was even a thing
The reddit sensibilities predated the creation of the website you retard. If anything the proto-reddit works that laid down the blueprint are even more destructive. Shit like Rick and Morty and capeshit is just the reddit "effect". The Big Lebowski is part of the reddit "cause".
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>>71713358
The Coens are some of my favorite directors and I asbolutely despise The Big Lebowski. The Rocky Horror Picture show is a complete garbage meme movie too.
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>>71713031
LE CONTRARIAN POSTER
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>>71713137
>>71713255
>>71713369
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Fuck you guys. I hope you never feel joy again.
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>>71713255
I'm a video gaming degenerate and I hated this fucking movie.
Grasp harder.
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>>71713255
shh
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Coens don't do comedies well, but this was passable. Can't see what's so reddit about it, but then again I don't go to reddit.
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>>71713447
If you are eating up meme materials and posting redditumblr images you are in no position to be criticizing the taste of anybody else.
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Great movie.

Sorry you couldn't enjoy it.
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>>71713369
Ok, i'm just gonna say it straight out

just because you don't like something doesn't make it "REDDIT"
for fuck's sake, there's not even any sort of definition of what "reddit" is, the only thing all movies i've seen called that have in common is that there's something "goofy" about them, which doesn't say much either

Using this word, or any other buzzword as an excuse is such a retarded way of saying "i don't like it, but i can't even take the time to figure out why".
Though in many cases, it seems a different description would fit better: "A lot of people like it, so i don't"

In either case it's dumb, and in either case, f you can't even be arsed to actually put any effort into what you dislike, then you have a pretty strong resemblance to the reddit stereotype
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>>71713691
>there's not even any sort of definition of what "reddit"
To produce reddit media is to make an appeal to leftist mainstream "geek" culture. If you can buy a T shirt with a quote or image from your movie plastered on it, then that movie is reddit.
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>>71713606
>Great movie.


Hello there redditor, welcome to 4chan's telvision and film board. Enjoy your stay here. I hope you find it to be pleasant.
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>>71713768
you really think that's passable?
what's so "leftist mainstreem geek culture" about Big Lebowski?

But yeah, i guess you're right, 500 years from now, historians will have to dig up ancient storages filled with cheap t-shirts to correctly establish which of the many movies of the 20/21. centuries are to be labled "reddit"
I just hope they don't find any t-shirts with a picture of Apocalypse Now, or Mullholland Drive, or anything that doesn't conform to your superior mind. Because GOSHDARNIT! That means they'll have to rewrite the definition of the word yet again
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>>71713553
*Anybody else's taste

Stay in school.
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>>71714023
>what's so "leftist mainstreem geek culture" about Big Lebowski?

le epin quotes and memes XD

Coen Bros are shit. Fuck off kike
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>>71713358
>The Big Lebowski is the only challenger to The Rocky Horror Picture Show as biggest most beloved film of all time.
Why though? I get why people liked Rocky Horror. This movie is trash. The direction is maybe the only noteworthy thing about it and it's merely a cherry on top of a shit sundae.
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>>71714023
Trendy capeshit video game leftist types are able to enjoy the big lebowski, thus the film is reddit enabling media.
>Apocalypse Now, or Mullholland Drive,
These are also r/"le epin trendy mubie buff"-core. The films don't need anything overt in common other than the fact they are enjoyed by redditors. There Will Be Blood and Space Jam are very different movies, yet both are reddit as established by reddit appreciation.
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>>71714092
This is a false flag post.
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>>71714092
solid arguments there m8
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>>71714092
You are Reddit, go there and be a moron.
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>>71713137
Hi John.
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>>71714148
I agree with it. If quotes from a movie are able to exist in the current millennial popular consciousness then that film is reddit.
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anything shown by an american movie chain is reddit core
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boy am i sure glad OP and his homies are here to tell me this movie is Reddit
even though it was created several years before reddit was created, and even though it has flaws, is thoroughly enjoyable as a goofy caper with lots of fun themes and morals
Thanks, OP, you saved me from enjoying a good movie. Glad you're here.
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>>71714092
bloody retard! can't even give any proper reasons, so you resort to meming.
Now THAT is reddit, isn't it?

>>71714132
let me paraphrase that for you: "It's popular, so i don't like it"
If that's all you've got then you're basically a contrarian, mindlessly ignoring anything that the masses likes, just to stick out. That's nothing better than agreeing with someone just because their opinion is popular. In both cases, you don't even make up your own mind

What movies do you like then? Careful not to mention someone that might be a bit more popular than you thought they were.
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Is [your favorite movie] reddit?
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Is this reddit: the thread?

the OP is fucking cringeworthy.
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>>71714132

>Movies can't be enjoyable

Fuck off m8, I bet you unironically use the term "kino" to describe your favourite movies.
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>>71714370
>even though it was created several years before reddit was created,
Reddit sensibility media could concievably exist from 200 years ago, you retard. Reddit is the result of existing cultural memes, it did not invent them. It is merely a point of convergence.
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>>71714225
Most of 4chan's userbase is millennials. Try harder.
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its funny, that bit where hes trying to barricade his door with the chair is 10/10
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>>71713031
then fucking post cringey sections of the script you fucking non-delivering piece of shit
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>>71714420
The internet has given you asperger's.
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>>71713307
YOU GOT IT MON!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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>>71714420

Then what are you? What is 4chan? Because I see nothing but arrogance and a false sense of intellectual superiority held up by contrarianism for the sake of it.
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>>71714375
>What movies do you like then?
I think the entire "fan"/enjoyment concept is reddit. The only cinema I can have any respect for are films that actively seek not to be liked/appease the sensibilities of audiences. The Comedy and The Counselor are two films that spring to mind, but "like" is the wrong word. If I was to like them then both I and the movies would then be propagating the reddit sensibility.
> "It's popular, so i don't like it"
If a film is able to be classified as popular, that means it pandered to audiences, and from my perspective the only way a film can earn respect is through active alienation of audiences. So it is completely valid to dismiss any media that is able to achieve popularity.
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>>71714420
you poor bastard.
i hope one day you find someone to overlook your flaws and love you, because you are hopeless
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>Anything """"fun"""" is Reddit: the thread
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>>71714466
Exactly. Pretty much the entire internet/reddit using generation is millennial. So any film that is able to become a "meme" among that crowd is a reddit film. Any media that can become a hallmark of "INTERNET CLUB" is reddit.
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>>71714608
Go jerk off to Andy Kaufman you insufferable faggot.
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>>71714663
The very concept of "fun"/pro-enjoyment/pro-engagement is reddit.
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>>71714608

>t. Failed film student

Sorry no one liked your psuedo-intellectual trash.
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>>71714608
>>71714715

wow....so this is the power of autism........huh
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>>71714608
>I think the entire "fan"/enjoyment concept is reddit
Yes, and fun is a buzzword, right?

Sorry guy, but you are a pseudo-intellectual. You're not as sophisticated as you think. You have a narrow mind with a philosophy that sounds like that of a 15 year old
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>>71714667
I am not here for you not to suffer.

Cinema should not exist for you not to suffer. Art shouldn't care about you at all. Any work that conforms to existing memes of what constitues "quality" is worthless masturbation, be that in regards to quality writing/acting/cinematography/sound track. Just an abstracted way of patting the viewer on the head, and at that point you may as well be providing them with a video game. Audiences deserved to be hit in the faces with bricks. Not pandered to, and if you can hit them in the face with a brick via the medium of cinema, then that's a film I will support.
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Cognitive dissonance the thread
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>>71714842
I bet you wouldn't like The Odyssey
Oh wait! It's popular, and kind of does conform to the standards of its time, so you probably never cared to even research it, did you?
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>>71715108
I don't know enough about the time of the writing to know if that society deserved punishment. All I can speak to is my time, and any work produced for THIS society made with a pro-enjoyment ethos is degenerate pornography.
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>>71713116
>this movie was released before that website was created so people aren't allowed to talk about it on that website

as someone who post one a forum dedicated to discussion of film you should be embarrassed
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>reddit
>is this reddit
>you reddit
>any reddits?
>how you reddit
>isn't this reddit
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>>71714608
Holy shit, if this is not bait then please have sex
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Is Corinthian 1 the most reddit epistle of the bible?

It's just so cringeworthy.
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>>71715246
As someone who can't form sentences, you should be embarrassed.

First, you take a film which you don't like and attach an entire website that has a semi-diverse user base with different tastes, interests, etc. to said film.

Then some anon points out the film is far older than said website and you attempt to insult him by slamming on your keyboard a sentence that looks like something an ESL would spit out.
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>Having fun is Reddit

You heard it here first, folks!
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>>71715870
I am against hedonistic desire.
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MARK
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>>71715889
>posts reddit appeal actor from reddit appeal movie
You're too close to the reddit sensibilities to have the perspective to see them for what they are.
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IT
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>>71715911
What was your childhood like?
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>>71713031
Entire movie is

>Lol smoke weed!

and people fucking love it and quote it daily. Coens convinced idiots that this is some kind of good movie.
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>>71715955
I loathe the site, I'm not in any way close to or even affiliated with it. Asking the question: "Is 'X' Reddit?" is birdbrained in so many ways.
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ZERO
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>>71716101
>Asking the question: "Is 'X' Reddit?" is birdbrained in so many ways.
You're right. You shouldn't have to ask. Anybody who wasn't reddit sensibility in the first place should just be able to feel whether something is reddit or not on an immediate visceral level. You don't need to ask if water is wet. Unless you're already completely submerged to the point where you can't feel it anymore.
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>>71716233
Define: "is Reddit". This has to be the most broad, ambiguous statement I've heard in a while. Break it down specifically.
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>>71716025
i'm bumping this question
I really need to know what sort of childhood could spawn such a self-absorbed, obnoxious, pseudo intelligent, retard as this.
Unless of course, your childhood isn't over yet, in which case it would all be very understandible
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>>71716233
I agree with your points, bro, what films will you recommend to see besides The Comedy and The Counselor ?
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>>71713031
if you think this movie is reddit then you're just a neo-4chan poster who was told that reddit was shit and needs to be a regularly contrarian as possible so you call everything reddit even if it doesn't make sense, like in this case
The Big Lebowski is a fucking masterpiece of scriptwriting. You being unable to see that means that you're a tasteless faggot with nothing going for him other than a dislike of reddit which you didn't even earn yourself
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>>71716752
>The Big Lebowski is a fucking masterpiece of scriptwriting
It doesn't matter how good the writing is if that talent is used for pro-"entertainment" means. i.e evil instead of good. No one is denying the talent of the Coens, the point is that The Big Lebowski isn't morally justifiable.
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I've tried watching this piece of shit three times, and three times have I dropped it past the middle part.

Seriously, fuck this overrated movie. Unfunny, cringe worthy, boring and pointless, and just plain uninteresting. Plus, all the "humor" and "randomness" is so contrived it's embarrassing.
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>>71713031
>Not enjoying the writing
>"She's just my special lady friend, I'm helping her conceive!"
>"Say what you will about the merits of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos."
>"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!"
>Not reveling in the near-perfect parody of noire and the Detective genres
>Hating on a Coen Bros Top 5 just because it's retard-accessible

You don't hate The Big Lebowski. You hate people who like The Big Lebowski, but in your blind, autismal rage you fail to realize that most people don't appreciate it on it's merits as a film, just on its quotable one-liners and drug humor. There's a lot more to it than just that thin venir, and I'm sick of plebeian /tv/ mongoloids bashing it just because they want to find an easy "what I like / whay I don't like" checklist to establish what is, and what isn't acceptable here.
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>>71717377
>>Hating on a Coen Bros Top 5
Not even close. More like Coen Bros bottom 3.
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>>71713031
Yep. I loved Fargo, but this was just a pile of reddit-tier 'ebin' lines
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>>71713031
>>71713031
Never seen it. Don't want to. Since when has Jeff Bridges been nothing more than a filler actor anyway?
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non-Americans are so fucking cringeworthy with their retarded opinions
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>>71717534
Nigga please
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>>71718866
The Ladykillers and Intolerable Cruelty are worse. Every other film is better. The majority are SIGNIFICANTLY better.
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>>71716816
>films have to be morally justifiable
Lol, so the majority of films are 'bad'.
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>>71714608
Some kids have autism
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>>71720022
>the majority of films are 'bad'.
What a shocking revelation that must be for you.
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>>71713031

What a shitty thread. The BIg Lebowski is undeniably among the best american films from the 90's.
Reddit-tier films are mindless meme garbage like tarantino.
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you know people are mad when they start using the "contrarian" argument on fucking /tv/
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>>71720373

your opinion is objectively shit
big lebowski sucks ass
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>>71720373
>mindless meme garbage like tarantino.
Ever noticed that the people who put Tarantino movies in their all time favorites have The Big Lebowski in their top 10 alongside Pulp Fiction?

What does that tell you?
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>>71720373
It's only objectively shit if you can prove it with arguments.
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>>71713031
OP is the most retarded redditor that I've ever seen. He stinks of it, his embarrassing attempts at """"""humor""""" are painful to watch, kill yourself fucking subhuman
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>>71720616
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>>71720483
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>>71716816
>It doesn't matter how good the writing is if that talent is used for pro-"entertainment" means
The movie industry is part of the entertainment business, you fucking tryhard retard
I know you think you sound deep, but everything you blurt out is just shallow as a puddle and you didn't put any more than 30 seconds of thought into these things
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>tfw this piece of shit thread has been seen by less than 60 people and will die in a few hours and will be forgotten forever
OP really took this seriously. It's hilarious to watch him fail even at this, which was supposed to be the highlight of his week, maybe his life. Oh well, you'll always have reddit to get those sweet upvotes
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I loved and still love the door scene.
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>It's a "that one anon feels the need to samefag his contrarion opinion on a beloved cult classic and spergs out on anyone elses' taste" episode
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>>71713124

You're literally out of your element
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>>71720838
>cult classic
Sounds like fedora talk for masturbatory hugbox flick.
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>>71716044
what movie are you talking about?
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>>71716044

But it's not. Even at all. Holy shit how stupid can a human being be?
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>>71713031
nah. a cringeworthy script is something like The Boondock Saints and In Bruges, or anything by Aaron Sorkin: These scripts are packed with moments designed to excite the viewer, make them go "ah ha", masquerading cheap, quickly timed quips with interesting writing. The Big Lebowski is eccentric, but the script is a lot subtler than you're giving it credit for.
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>>71720657

something among the lines of what this guy said >>71717070

plus, the characters are vastly overrated and their lines are forgetable at best, really cringey shit that makes it unwatchable
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>>71716816

This is very high level trolling and I have to check out of the thread because it is far too effective. Good for you, man. I feel like you've workshopped this a bit and have this down hard. Enjoy your future shitposting.
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>>71720878
>he only speaks in /tv/ buzzwords
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>>71720922
>the script is a lot subtler
>saying nothing but fuck makes for a subtle script
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>>71720952

I have heard "their lines are forgettable" and "idiots quote this movie" in this same fucking thread.

Which is it you retards, because it literally cannot be both.
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>>71720878
That's a lot of buzz words
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>>71720993
>saying nothing but fuck makes for a subtle script
that's not accurate and you know it. why do people insist that gross hyperbole makes their own point for them?
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>>71721038
Yeah really why do you write in gross hyperboles? Subtle script? Really?
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>>71720838
>cult classic
retard
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>>71721063
But you see you are the one writing hyperboles, claiming the script is "saying nothing but fuck". You know that's just not true. If that's the basis of your argument I don't think we have much to discuss.
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>>71720878
>fedora talk
You need a break from the internet. It's starting to destroy your mind.
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>>71721092
You are completely right. I don't understand how you could say that the script is subtle at all. That's just factually incorrect. If you insist on such misrepresentations then there is no need to keep debating any further.
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>"The dude abides"
What did he mean by this?
No seriously, I don't understand the quote
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>>71721130
Take what I say and turn it against me all you like. Only one of us told an outright falsehood. I know it, and you know it. But keep up the posturing. Bye bye.
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>>71721098
No, you're the one with the destroyed mind if you don't think that immature and unsophisticated circle jerk club houses are a very real and dangerous thing. They grow and they grow and trap more and more people (white males more often than not) in infantilizing bondage. And then you have an entire people engaging in degeneracy because everybody around them is doing it and they find validation in this. This is how nations fall.

I exist within the internet but I will never be a part of it.
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>>71721204
>I exist within the internet but I will never be a part of it.
hey Korinefag.
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>>71713031
This is why this board is shit. Anything other than DC v. Marvel and Game of Thrones is pseudos and contrarians getting their panties twisted over a fucking movie. Discourages actual discussion.

>You're Reddit! No YOU'RE reddit!
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>>71721296
>pseudos and contrarians getting their panties twisted over a fucking movie
That's what /tv/ is and always has been. The capeshit and GoT threads are the crossposting pleb board kiddies. The content of this thread is exactly what real /tv/ is about. If you don't like it then fuck off elsewhere.

>T-THEY SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT THE MUBIES THAT MAINSTREAM "FILM BUFF" CULTURE TAUGHT ME WERE CULTURALLY CANONIZED BASED COMFY MUBIES"

This board exists to dismantle each and every hugbox, not reinforce them.
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>>71721296
Most people on Reddit haven't even heard of this board

But this entire board knows about Reddit
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>>71713031

Obviously you're not a golfer.
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I didn't find it funny, it was dull the entire way through, and the main character was irritating.
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>>71713031
your just to young to understand it kid.
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>>71721379
This board exists to fling shit and post memes. You're either new or trolling, trying to imply meaningful discussion happens here.
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friendly reminder that anybody who uses "it's reddit" as a legitimate criticism of something is fucking retarded. Come up with your own opinions or don't post-- you're shitting up the board
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>>71713255
haha, your only interaction with the world is through the internet, huh?
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>>71714132
You must love Adam Sandler's kinos, reddit hates them. The directors of your beloved movies can probably reddit too, because I'm pretty sure some of them judged PTA's films in some festival and he usually gets a prize.
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>>71721653
It's here to smash the adult video game players teeth against the curb. We have passed the point of discussion, now all that's left is uncompromizing brutality.
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>dragging The Big Lebowski down to /tv/ vs reddit arguments

that's a new low
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>>71714608
Then, every single movie from Sight and Sound's 1000 best movies are shit. And I bet you've never seen all of them, and you already have a pre-judgment.

You're the Korine/Snyderfag who usually posts the quote of J. G. Ballard.

And you described 2 movies that you liked, but literally changed the word like to respect.
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>>71714092
Is the Godfather reddit because it's quotable?
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>>71721946
The Big Lebowski played a large part in birthing reddit so it's appropriate.
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I dunno I enjoyed it OP
I guess its reddit but its less reddit than GoTG and that shit gets sucked up by every Marvelfag on here.
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>>71722025
Wow I hope this is bait. Because otherwise that's a statement coming from a retard.
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>>71721887

When somebody quotes the big lebowski, I want to pull out my gun and then shove it in his mouth so hard that ripples travel through his face fat and he chokes on his hotpocket, then I'd pull the trigger and the bullet would shatter the back of his skull and leave through his fedora, splattering his video game collection with brain matter before he could once again spout his "dude that's just your opinion man" built in meme defense of that terrible flick.
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ITT mad autists and elitist autists
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>>71722006
"Like" carries connotations of fondness and enjoyment. It is not an appropriate word. I don't enjoy those movies, but I can recognize them as legitimate non-degenerate cinema.
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>>71722093
I feel like I typed that years ago. How do people unearth this shit?
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>>71722093
>>71722116
Get a load of this hothead.
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The script is literally "fuck" "dude" and "man" said about 300 times each.

Raising Arizona is better btw.
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>>71722141
Spring Breakers is a bullet in the head of every capeshit lover on the planet. It's bleeding eyes. Torn flesh. Broken bones. Authentic cinema.
Spring Breakers is the cinema that makes you bite off your own fingers.
I went out and bought heroin after Gummo despite having no inclination to use the substance before that in my entire life. That speaks to the authenticity of the art.
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>>71713691

Reddit is the following things:

- Comedy that relies on punchlines too much.
- Comedy that relies on overacting and borderline gross-out bullshit (Always Sunny)
- Entry level fake kino
-All cartoons
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>>71722159
Ironic korinefags are so fucking hilarious
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Say the folks that talk about capeshit, shitty sitcoms and preteen girls.

It's like you girls try as hard as you can to not like anything good.
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>>71721887
You're pretty obsessed with video game players. Did a video game player molest you as a kid or something?
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>>71722248
They are the ultimate embodiment of cultural infantilization.
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I'll play trash humpers on a loop while getting high for days at a time.
I was totally out of it while watching it and I started shouting FAKE IT FAKE IT DON'T MAKE IT at the top of my voice and the neighbor ended up calling the police.
It's a masterpiece.
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>>71722274
Says the guy posting on a cartoon board famous for child pornography and autism
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>>71722302
I fight in the trenches.
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>>71722222
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>>71722322
You can mock me as much as you want, but I won't stop my battle for authentic cinema. Like PTA who is just an imitator, stealing from early Scorsese (who became another master of the inauthentic), Ophuls and Altman and many others. GOTG is a memetic flick, as are all of capeshit's flicks. Believe me, I've tried to like them. I've watched all of their flicks, and a few of them I've watched more than twice. But the inauthenticity is overwhelming. It should be obvious to any intelligent appreciator of cinema.

The Tarantinos and PTAs and Finchers and Marvels have absolutely destroyed filmmaking. Look how bleak the cinematic landscape looks. There are a few authentic auteurs out there still, like Korine, and Herzog, and Cronenberg, and so on. But it is directly due to the aforementioned masters of inauthentic cinema that people like Nolan get so much praise. They are actively polluting the minds of the people who see these flicks.
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>>71714608
You want so badly to be an intellectual, but we can all see that you're not wearing any clothes.

>liking a piece of art makes you unable to render judgment on it

Enjoy your joyless life. You are Nietzsche's Pale Criminal and for some reason you're proud of that fact.
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>>71716044
I feel like being this much of a contrarian makes your life extra shitty.
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>>71722456
>You want so badly to be an intellectual,
I have no ego. I just want degeneracy and infantilization to burn.
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>>71722681
Having no ego is impossible.
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I like this movie because it isn't trying to do anything. It's literally just bullshit the whole way through. It isn't trying to be insightful or hilarious, its just a story that the writers thought up and filmed for a fun time
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>>71722681
>I don't know what ego is

>I'm also an elitist autist that spouts buzzwords
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>>71722713
>fun
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>>71722681
Placing objective value on culture, so as to call aspects of it degenerate and somehow think yourself superior by cutting yourself off experiencing what others find joy in, even if it's not for you, is the sign of rampant ego.

Contrarianism is not the same as education. I'd imagine 4chan is your only platform for these thoughts too, so really you're doing nothing besides inflating your ego on a non-impactful board for Chinese cartoons. On the /tv/ board too, where most posters' understanding of Cinema begins and ends with Hollywood.

There is almost nothing more egotistically self-satisfying than that. Your superiority is just another spook.

To put it short, fuck you, I love The Big Lebowski. Go shit up somewhere else with your nonsense.
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>>71713031
Should I get drunk on White Russians or Wild Turkey and Coke tonight?
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>>71722776
>Contrarianism
Contrarianism is a meme. More often than not a pathetic defense held up by the cowardly and the infantile.
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>>71722795
Russians. Coke mixers are only good for the caffeine,
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>>71722681
Albert?
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>>71713124
Fucking fascist
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>>71722859
>I'm a big strong manly man, everyone else is a pussy
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>>71722859
Only the childish spend their time trying to diminish the opinions of the other and regard that as their own standing.

You are a contrarian whether you think it a meme or not.
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>>71715246

Well, anon, I suppose that was almost English, so...babysteps. You keep trying there, tiger. You'll get 'em eventually.
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Used to adore this movie.
Rewatched it recently... hated it. Didn't find it funny. Saw all their 'funny' subtle shit and I could just feel how they were wanking over the script as they added really lame stuff in and ignored it for shock value. Worst case of trying to be funny by being unfunny IMO.
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>>71722911
>/v/eddit capeshit gif
You will never live a noble life.
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>>71722964
>he says, spending his time shitposting on /tv/

how noble of you
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>>71722093

Well, that's your like, your opinion, man.
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>>71722093
You're out of your element
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>>71722681
>I have no ego
>I
Already contradicted yourself, bud.
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>>71713031
why does this movie get rave reviews and a cult following?
it's fucking awful.
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>>71722681
You just can't see your ego because it's all you can see. Like water to a fish, you puffed-up lofty wanker.
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>>71713031
>knowing what is and what isn't reddit
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>>71723934
Why is his cock coming out of his naval?
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>>71713124
I bet you are a nihilist.
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>>71714608
It's like a retarded Richard Stallman met film connoisseurship
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>>71722681
This man is fourthest of chans
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>>71724745
Nihilist? Fuck me.
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
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>>71724975
You want a toe? I could get you a toe by 3:30!
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>>71713031
is this reddit: the post?

Yes it is. Fuck off you faggot OP. If you want to talk about some other website, go there. You're like some loser kid constantly talking shit about his more popular bigger brother to try and look cool.
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