>Cersei is the only person alive with a claim to the throne!
Enter Ser Pounce
That looks exactly like one of my cats...
>>71701128
Tommen I thought you were dead
ALL HAIL SER POUNCE, FIRST OF HIS NAME
>>71701106
HELLA *slow claps*
F*CKIN' *tips fedora*
*takes deep breath*
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *narhwals bacon*
EEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71701214
What's his fucking problem?
>When Stannis is informed of Joffrey's death, he recalls that once, when Joffrey was a little boy, one of the cooks in the Red Keep told him that one of the kitchen cats was pregnant. Joffrey then took a dagger and opened up the cat, because he wanted to see the kittens. Covered in gore, he then carried the dead cat fetuses in his hands to show his father Robert. When Robert turned around and saw this spectacle, he was so horrified and disgusted that he instinctively punched Joffrey so hard that, for a brief moment, Stannis seriously thought Robert had killed him.
No wonder he ended up being retarded
>>71701290
>>71701168
The rumours of my death were highly exaggerated. I needed out, you see, so I arranged something on the side with my mom's friend Qybyrn. I "fall" and he does me up to look all good and dead. The real reason he didn't want my mom to see my body was because he was afraid I'd breathe too deeply and give the whole thing away.
I'm in Volantis right now, getting head from slaves and trying to figure things out. I just hope my mom takes care of my cats when I'm gone. Don't tell her I'm here, though.
>>71701106
tommen wargs into Ser Pounce moments before death and what ensues is a season full of a talking cat trying to reclaim the throne 5/5 GOTY
Tommen warged himself into See Pounce to live his second life.
>>71701356
Secret is safe with me, Tommenbro. Enjoy those big booty Volantis bitches. Robb Stark says they're to die for.
How's this whole rumor about your uncle also being your dad treating you?
>>71701454
I would be fine with this.
Ser pounce will out live everyone
>>71701669
for he controls the White Walkers
