ITT: Premises that are just impossible to believe
>>71700184
clearly youre new
>>71700184
:^)
>>71700184
The most unbelievable part of that for me was that he didn't commit suicide by the age of 30
>>71700948
I will be a 30 yo KHV in 3 months
who would actually manage to pull this off?
talk about suspension of disbelief
>28
>havnt had sex since i was 26
the first year was by choice
the second wasnt
my standards are above my present SMV, ive let myself go and get into a rut
>tfw fucked a literal 10 and now cant settle for a 5 or less just for the fuck of it
never fly too close to the sun fellas, youll get burnt when youre up there and your cock will reject these basic bitches
>>71700184
I may not have had sex before but I could fuck you up!
>>71701004
You probably have never gone that long without masturbating since you started
>>71701077
She was a 7 at best m8, and dubs do confirm that.
>>71701113
Yeah!
>>71701205
literal 10 mang, was fucking awesome. i dont know how i got so lucky, she was crazy but harmless.
>>71701204
>he isn't doing NoFap to cleanse his mind of primal desires and ascend into enlightenment
>>71701288
I need help man. How do you do it? Any tips?
>>71701276
>it's a "he's lying to himself a lot since his getting laid days have been few and far between lately" episode
iktfb
>>71700991
What's your story?
Are you really ugly?
>>71701574
Not at all. I'm about an 8/10.
>>71701574
I had strong acne at 15 and I waited 10 years before getting accutane which resulted in plenty of scars and the treatments are uneffective, costly and left also scars.
The best part is that I had girls interested when I was full of pimples, but the girls were average. I also had a oneitis before and during my acne. After accutane, no girls were interested.
Now I no longer care about sex and even less women, so I am glad to not experience all the trouble that normies endure to get women.
>>71701689
Isn't that the question of the day?
I guarantee you that there are dudes here who are approaching 40 who have never had sex.
>>71701689
owen jones?
>>71700184
>mfw 23 y/o KHV
>>71701336
You simply don't do nofap. Only retards do this shit. Enjoy your prostate cancer if you decide to do it anyway
>>71701850
>>71700991
No hugs or no holding hands?how is that even possible? someone is bound to hug you/hold your hand for no reason at some point
>>71702025
>someone is bound to
Do family members count? If not, fuck off retard. I've never had any non-familial people hug me/hold my hand.
>>71702077
Did you grow up without friends?
>>71702077
ya this
>>71702025
i had friends in school but never hung out with them outside of school at all ever
the only time i did any kind of outside activities were when i was with my twin
FRIENDLY ANNOUNCEMENT
Virginity is a cycle of negativity. You lose confidence and thus become less attractive. Become more fit, get a job, get an education, work on your social skills. Break the cycle and become a sick cunt.
A single Poo-in-Loo defeating the British empire? Yeah right.
>>71702155
The humanity is here thanks to men choosing to take pride in serving women and thanks to women loving to be served.
=>Nobody likes a virgin boy
being a virgin means you suck at making women cum, or more generally at entertaining them, especially if you are old, while other men are already proud of fucking women and the one girl that you try to be noticed by.
For virginity in girl, betas think that motherhood is a redemption from slutiness, or non-virginity.
Of course, today, motherhood is delayed by women, if not even disliked, precisely because women want to enjoy the cock carousel for far longer then before, so the motherhood as redemption is replaced by being in a relationship.
Men accept these compromises because they never have the choice when it comes to women and even invent the meme ''our society will continue in the future so it is good that women spread their legs''.
proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men
this indeed. why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women
virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).
naturally, this non-hedonistic utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.
>>71702118
Yes. Mostly.
Normalfag cunt. Why is social ineptitude do baffling to you? And desu, I don't really want to be socially competent.
>>71702275
He didn't really 'defeat' them, though. The empire became extremely weak after WW2. It wasn't Gandhi who freed India, it was Hitler.
>>71702025
it is possible for men, especially those who do not seek it.
Men have the gift to be left alone easily, especially when they are not handsome [but even if handsome men are always approached by women, they still can tell them to fuck off and be left alone]. too bad that most men need to be noticed by women, to the point of getting depressed if they do not feel valued by a few women.
women have the plague with the attention of plenty of men that women despise, because those men do not offer the promise of giving a good time to women.
>>71702319
you are REALLY overthinking it dude
only women know how to love:
love of men towards women = love of women towards children = utopian unconditional love
love of men towards children = love of women towards men = utility towards more pleasures and less pains.
>>71702862
>only women know how to love:
False. Why are you peddling fantasies?
>>71702862
I want to have a chance to be squeezed by her thigh gaps
In b4 schindler's list
>>71702949
Oh no it is very realistic, it's just that it hasn't happened yet.
bomopp
>>71702025
Seriously. I'm an ugly hambeast but got hugged on a regular basis from female friends in high school.
>>71701689
Just by being white you'd get laid in Mexico, trust me
