Summer edition.
Don't forget to submit your top ten list before it is too late!
FIRST FOR LE IRC ARMY!!!
someone said this a few threads before, but this new batch aren't just ignorant embryos that need to be publicly sonned. They're dangerously in-form shitposting machines
>>71696570
>vlc snapshit
>png
>shit fucking rip
embarrassing.
>>71697051
>implying lbg hasn't always been fucking cancer
And dont forget your Potholderz
>>71697098
If you're aware of a better copy of Thieves After Dark than the VHS versions available, I'd like to know about it.
>https://tvlists.wordpress.com/film/
>https://tvlists.wordpress.com/2012/01/14/2011-tv-survey/
tfw we can't have nice things anymore
>>71697788
I'll probably submit mine later today.
![Kakera.avi_snapshot_01.18.21_[2016.07.05_00.56.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/oQBsNRS.png "Kakera.avi_snapshot_01.18.21_[2016.07.05_00.56.38].png")
>>71696570
>>71697906
If you end up only displaying the favourites with the most votes, could you please make a separate list with all the submissions on it?
I'm interested to see the diversity of movies submitted moreso than the popular ones, if you know what I mean.
Thanks.
>>71697981
I'm not the anon doing the tabulating and collecting, but I hope he sees your post. I mistakenly thought you linked to the submission form.
Who is your favourite actor /lbg/?
>>71698273
Judy Garland
>>71698386
Let me guess, you're a Friend of Dorothy?
>>71698447
>a "friend of Dorothy" (occasionally abbreviated FOD) is a term for a gay man.
you would be wrong my friend
>>71698386
she is pretty great in a star is born
>>71698386
monica vitti and joaquin phoenix.
http://letterboxd.com/randomrandom
rate please
>>71698627
rate what dumbass, you don't have anything on there
>>71698641
There are a fuckton of films there, are you blind?
>>71698464
>had to look it up
>didn't know it from Clueless
http://letterboxd.com/machill54/
rate please
>>71698887
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http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/interviews/nicolas-winding-refn-i-really-love-jason-statham
Refn-directed Crank 3 WHEN
>>71696570
when are these published and what form will they take?
>>71698775
dunno if this is low quality bait but you're not using the diary function, so you account looks empty. also 132 films is embarassing.
>>71699455
I made the account after I watched all those films. and yes, it is not bait. I've watched more that 500 films but I haven't filled it up yet.
>>71699503
I suppose that's why people will find it hard to rate then. Use the diary feature to log films as you go along, use the review section to espouse opinions, rate things with the star system. Just having a list of 'seen' films isn't really worth a look. Also lack of people you follow makes you not that interesting to follow in turn.
>>71699503
Also over 500 films is still seen as an extremely low number around here, just a heads up.
>>71699641
What's the average?
>>71699666
Off the top of my head folks seem to respect 1500-2000 with more than 2000 being the preferred amount.
I'd also recommend following people in these threads
>>71697981
>>71698020
Yes
- anon who made the form
>>71699719
OKay, thanks.
>>71698887
what a fella!
>when someone below 5000 talks to me
>>71699730
Are you including which users voted for which/their lists?
>>71699851
agreed
I think I've got my list done, just going to think on it a bit more before posting.
>>71699901
your pussy dries up?
Swiss army man was pretty good but not great
>>71699901
your dick dries up?
>>71699901
your asshole dries up?
>>71699901
your cloaca dries up?
>>71699719
>Have over 2000 films logged
>No one has ever mentioned my profile here
>I'm glad. If they saw my shit writing they'd mock me so bad I'd delete it
>>71699730
Public Enemies (2009, Mann)
Touch of Evil (1958, Welles)
Ne touchez pas la hache (2007, Rivette)
Kiss Me Deadly (1955, Aldrich)
Blind Detective (2013, To)
Sunrise (1927, Murnau)
Red River (1948, Hawks)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962, Ford)
Playtime (1967, Tati)
Procès de Jeanne d'Arc (1962, Bresson)
http://letterboxd.com/jimjoekelly/
>>71701379
The third one should be without the funny arrow
>>71701379
then be quiet.
https://letterboxd.com/sk00/
>>71701465
You'll never find me!
Just some obscure film lover from Montana.
>>71701550
Name 5 great film from this decade, Montanafag
>>71701610
WEIGHTLESS
VOYAGE OF TIME
KNIGHT OF CUPS
TO THE WONDER
TREE OF LIFE
>>71701640
What about the new world?
>>71701640
>>71701887
>this *decade*
I assume it meant from 2010 forward? Every Malick's worth watching.
>>71702007
>>71702034
Whatchu got against Malick?
>>71702205
They are plebs, fuck them. They deny the light
>>71702404
>mfw plebs think a middlebrow director is patrician
currently marathoning the Resident Evil series fuck me these are boring
what are some movies
http://letterboxd.com/Unrequited/
I'm surprised there isn't like a 'film of the week' list that everybody follows and discusses in here.
>>71701510
What didn't you like about 2046?
http://letterboxd.com/bvgf/
Neon Demon. 2nd to last showing in my area
>>71702815
There used to be a /tv/ film club on Letterboxd, but then it died.
And then it was handed to Healey so it was dead on arrival.
A few of us on irc try and get together to watch a flick now and then, but >timezones.
If you want to make something happen you'll have to do it yourself, I'm afraid.
I'm always up to watch something, if you wanna org something.
Who else here does the todd gaines challenge?
>>71702878
It's not that I didn't like it. I was really tired when I saw it, so I couldn't give it my full attention. I'll rewatch it sometime and decide what I thought of it then. What do you think of it?
>>71703009
>he hasn't got his feet up
>>71703009
>still no showing near me
>>71703236
If you do this you're a cunt.
>>71703061
>todd gaines challenge
is that where you go to his profile and see how long you can last before wanting to kill yourself?
>>71703281
>beta faggot
it's an empty showing, you could strip off and watch the film naked
>>71703225
Personally it's one of my favorite Wong Kar-wai movies. I really liked the whole aesthetic
>>71703342
Still a cunt.
Watching the film naked would just get you kicked out.Most cinemas have cameras in them
>>71703009
Why would your theatre waste playing that film in such a large cinema?
>>71703464
he did say it was the second to last showing
>>71703437
>he can't stealthily undress
What is different in the new cut of Blackhat
>>71703507
its somehow worse
>>71703518
How did you see it?
>>71703494
I get that, but most places would put a film like that in a 150 max cinema while this 400 seater would go to Finding Dory or something.
>>71703494
Honestly, if someone was naked in the cinema, I wouldn't give a shit as long as they put they're rubbish in the bin.
>>71703532
i haven't
you just got shitposted xD
>>71703649
devilish :D
>>71703649
Oh snap!
why are david elrich and todd gaines so insufferable
>>71703882
>As Jean-Luc Godard famously never said: “All you need for a movie is a girl and a great white shark.”
Come on, that's a great line.
>>71703979
jfc
>tfw jimjoekelly didn't follow you back
>>71704005
He's a real jerk.
>>71703979
>>71703979
That's not
the matrix
gladiator
8 1-2
watchmen
(especially like doctor manhatten)
seveen samurai
rashomon
inglorious basterds
various pornographic films i can't list
>>71704068
you truly are a master of humor and wit
>>71704068
I don't quite understand. This doesn't work as bait, isn't funny, nor satire. Is this what, post-sincerity new-irony avant-discourse?
http://letterboxd.com/vastikmishra/
r8
>>71704068
Is this a list of things you haven't fapped to yet?
>>71704311
>17 films
>42 lists
can you stop shitting up the list section and just add films to your profile?
thx
Slow as shit day, huh?
Are there actually people who feel this way? Am I too jaded?
I hate all of you
>>71704742
*love
Sorry, lads :)
>>71704742
the feelings mutual
what are some movies :---DDDDDD
>>71703507
he moved the intro nuclear meltdown to the middle. begins instead with footage of the stock market. Other than that very very minor. Some scenes between asian girl and Hathaway have been trimmed (primarily in the restaurant where he gives her his backstory).
Apparently it's extremely minor bordering on pointless. The theatrical cut sounds better for MannFanns, as with Miami Vice.
>>71705217
>he moved the intro nuclear meltdown to the middle. begins instead with footage of the stock market
Makes so much more sense since the nuclear goes boom at start and then its like 45-50 minutes later in to the film after they've been fucking around in US they head to Hong Kong where it looks like it just happened
>>71705171
Is a heart better than 5 stars?
>>71705299
I always thought the nuclear power plant was supposed to be in mainland China, but maybe I wasn't paying attention.
>>71705299
true, though it's supposed to take the form of an investigative journey
so it makes sense that the main event happens at the beginning and haunts the rest of the picture (until they figure out it was a practise run I guess)
either way it wasn't that hard to follow in the first place.
>>71705342
heart is feel
>>71705382
Dat's deep, dawg
The Searchers was pretty great
>inb4 idiots call it racist missing the entire point of the film
http://letterboxd.com/Lozjudai/
>>71705477
I would certainly hope that at least this kind of idiots would not be found on /lbg/
>>71696570
Top 5 top 5 top 5.
1. The Shining
2. American Psycho
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. Misery
5. Dr. No
Watch them NOWWWWW.
>>71698627
Learn.To.Log.
>>71705522
Again
>>71704130
DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD
http://letterboxd.com/pastafrola/
>>71705477
pls like me /lbg/
>>71705639
who the fuck names themself pastafrola
>>71705657
kekpost your face too senpai
>>71705477
>>71705657
show us your dick
>>71705639
>>71705709
nah but i´ll delete that pic
>>71705730
why did you save that gif
>>71705477
The Searchers is a fantastic portrait of American mythos but I wouldn't even say it's Ford's most complex film about race. I'm also enraged by people who lack the analytical skills to see that Ford is casting a critical eye on Ethan Edwards; He was a troubled guy who had multiple run-ins with Comanche (notice the gravestone at the beginning of the film)-- how do modern audiences expect him to react after his previous history with him, along with the kidnapping of his """niece"""?
The ending also makes it explicit that there's no room for his cavalier frontier attitude in that society anymore. I don't know how much clearer Ford could have been
don't look me up
>>71705766
i save everything
problem?
>>71705782
t. pleb
>>71705730
>>71705782
t. pleb
>>71705782
why are you trying to be myrm?
>>71705835
>>71705852
don't ever speak to myrmician in a disrespectful manner in front of me again.
>>71705961
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at nosaj the way that you are posting at nosaj.
>>71705961
Do you mean memecian? lmao
>>71705906
>why are you trying to be myrm?
what?
>>71705852
>>71705835
>t. pleb
yeah pretty much
>>71705782
literally who http://letterboxd.com/anchy/
t. pastafrola
>thread devolves to autism about irc erp faggots
kys
>>71706007
you did the exact opposite of what i asked.
>>71705961
it's a myrm wannabe, look >>71706007
>>71706103
What are some auteur actors?
>>71706177
neil breen
>>71705637
>Filename is still not 'nosaj going nuclear'
>>71706211
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at nosaj the way that you are posting at nosaj.
How do I get into the IRC/Discord?
>>71706327
By taking a very wrong turn in life
>>71706327
memeing yourself relentlessly until the fucktards in there take a liking to you
>>71706327
#lbxd on rizon.net
>>71706327
By being lonelier than people who take a fucking 'general' as their home.
Reconsider your life choices
>>71706427
take this
*unzips*
>>71706427
saikol is too scared to come back so he has to air his frustrations out in the general
>>71706427
take this
*unzips*
People have often introduced me as an Avant-Garde filmmaker, but I say oh no, no, no, I’m part of the Rear-garde, you know, I’m trying to take film back to it’s origins, you know, back to the first films when the idea of the moving images in itself were a phenomenon. People have often introduced me as an Avant-Garde filmmaker, but I say oh no, no, no, I’m part of the Rear-garde, you know, I’m trying to take film back to it’s origins, you know, back to the first films when the idea of the moving images in itself were a phenomenon. People have often introduced me as an Avant-Garde filmmaker, but I say oh no, no, no, I’m part of the Rear-garde, you know, I’m trying to take film back to it’s origins, you know, back to the first films when the idea of the moving images in itself were a phenomenon. People have often introduced me as an Avant-Garde filmmaker, but I say oh no, no, no, I’m part of the Rear-garde, you know, I’m trying to take film back to it’s origins, you know, back to the first films when the idea of the moving images in itself were a phenomenon
>>71706427
t. waaaaaaher
someone post that pic where vulva is spiderman climbing up the patrician chart
“I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The cinema, and step on it.” “I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The cinema, and step on it.” “I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The cinema, and step on it.” “I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The cinema, and step on it.”
>>71703236
Rows are too short and seats too high. It's a bow tier Criterion cinema
>>71703257
I tried to go last week but the projector broke
>>71703464
Only playing 11am showings for the last week. Costs them nothing and they made $9 today
pretentious autistic teenager, smug beta-male virgin, douchebag feminist, hipster CIN NÉE PHILE-in-training, eagle scout (first class) & mojito fiend... but mostly just another white guy on the internet writing about movies.pretentious autistic teenager, smug beta-male virgin, douchebag feminist, hipster CIN NÉE PHILE-in-training, eagle scout (first class) & mojito fiend... but mostly just another white guy on the internet writing about movies.pretentious autistic teenager, smug beta-male virgin, douchebag feminist, hipster CIN NÉE PHILE-in-training, eagle scout (first class) & mojito fiend... but mostly just another white guy on the internet writing about movies.
>>71703507
Is it coming out?
>>71706586
Are you?
Trans woman feminist radical leftist vegetarian thief, liar, and juggler. Stupid questions or rudeness will just be unceremoniously blocked.
>>71706521
>>71706635
Are you THIS
*unzips duck*
>>71706635
Are you THIS
*unzips duck*
>>71706635
Are you THIS
*unzips duck*
Do you like Four Chan? I've been a big /tv/ fan ever since the release of their 2012 meme, Bane?. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Bane where Four Chan' presence became more apparent. I think Petey Posting was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three memes. Brandon, pay your alimony. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of CIA, Smee and Mimen. You can practically hear every nuance of every shitpost. Brandon get a haircut. In terms of memeical craftsmanship, the sheer shitposting, this post hits a new peak of professionalism. Brandon, why don't you, uh, JUST. Take the dialogue in the plane scene. In this scene, Bane addresses the problems of abusive political authority. Dark knight rises is the most moving meme movie of the 2010's, about big guys and being in charge. The meme is extremely uplifting. Their posts are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard on 4chan. Brandon, get arrested so /tv/ can see your mugshot. Four Chan's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially memes like Share the Load and Cuck posting. Brandon, don't just think about it, hang yourself. But I also think Four Chan works best within the confines of the group, than as a sub reddit, and I stress the word reddit. This is Bane, a big, big guy, a personal favorite.
http://letterboxd.com/voexodus/
Refn is a legend.
>>71706744
>Refn is a legend.
>>71706773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI-mYyQj0pk
>>71706773
A force to behold
>he follows someone who doesn't write reviews/thoughts and just mindlessly logs films like a drone
>>71706801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2smvm_iUoas
I love music like this.
>>71705624
I don't see the problem. They are enjoyable movies.
>>71698273
classic actor: Marcello Mastroianni
classic actress: Lauren Bacall
modern actor: Christian Bale
modern actress: Sarah Gadon
>>71706530
I recognize what this is parodying.
>>71706586
To quote Mann. "We'll see."
>>71706586
Could be.
>>71707444
It would be pretty fucking lame if it doesn't
>>71699641
>>71699666
>>71699719
a pitiful amount have seen less than 1000
>>71707604
Who would release it?
>>71707865
>pitiful
you mean, too many
>contribution to /lbg/
that axis is more cringe than yikes/god tier
>>71707865
Forgot Altarwise
>>71707865
>tfw finally on it
>tfw ''''bad'''' contribution to /lbg/
hmmmm
>>71708080is that yoour final answer
>>71703021I'd like to but I'm not sure how I'd go about it desu
>>71708308
don't be shy
>>71708308
just ask here or on irc if someone want to watch a film with you
>>71703021
>And then it was handed to Healey so it was dead on arrival.
Wait Healey was a regular in these threads? I just though he was just some random guy from letterboxd site
>>71708646
Jesus Christ
>>71708646
He has a tripcode.
>>71708646
he's still on 4chin, idk if he comes to these threads or not tho
>>71708646
>>71708698
>>71708733
>>71708735
>http://letterboxd.com/tv/
>>71708815
don't respond to me you stupid irc nigger
>>71707865
You didn't fix my position yet: I have over 800 films yet I'm placed around 700
>>71708884
never reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>71708871
as opposed to you, stupid discord nigger?
>>71707865
that axis makes no sense
so literally no one has made a wholly positive contribution to letterboxd?
stupid discord niggers vs. stupid irc niggers
who wins?
>>71709505
Trick question. No one does.
>>71709406
stay in your containment chat, stupid GroupMe nigger.
>>71709505
whoever wins we lose
>>71709741
discord is literally groupme
letterboxd.com/ecooney
I only follow patricians, sorry not sorry.
>>71709406
I don't go to your circlejerk autismfests you disgusting fucking irc slime.
>>71709919
says a member of one of the biggest circlejerks in /lbg/ history
>>71709915
but you're not a patrician; you have some of the lowest standards I've ever seen on this site
>>71709915
apologize for being you
>>71709979
I LITERALLY just said I don't go to discord you illiterate piece of shit. Post profile.
>>71708871
>it's another slept forgot to take his meds episode
>>71696570
>>71699730
>>71700304
still thinking?
you tease, you
>>71709915
you can't even link properly, why would i follow your stupid ass?
>>71706327
irc/discord is cancer
just look at how much they shit up these threads
>>71710132
I posted it >>71701440
>>71710206
Where?
I can't help but compare CIA and Bane
>>71710407
Do you think he's going to be embarassed by his youthful utterances when he is older or will he remain completely oblivious?
>>71706327
https://discord.gg/aKEy6
https://discord.gg/aKEy6
https://discord.gg/aKEy6
#lbxd on rizon.net
#film on rizon.net
#lbxd on rizon.net
#film on rizon.net
>i only follow patricians
>>71710467
What the fuck is this?
Letterboxes.com/yawned
I miss my irc/discord friends
>>71710468
This general looks the same as it's been since late 2013. The only recent changes I see are excessive duplicate posts and calling everything "irc". Where are these distinct irc/discord shitposts?
>>71710047
Kek fuck off
I don't have internet,posting from my mums phone rn
>i follow back
>>71710555
>Where are these distinct irc/discord shitposts?
excessive duplicate posts, calling everything "irc", and every other form of shitposting in these threads
>>71710580
look for nudes on her phone
>>71710528
>letterboxes.com
where are you?
>>71710751
he's not in my following list thats for sure
>>71709979
gonna respond to >>71710035 or?
>>71710742
>>71710751
Hi friends!!!!!
Gonna put 2 bill on Wales to win the euros if they beat poor tugal
>>71710867
>>71710907
>link_gorro
>jackieray
>steakbro
holy shit >>71710206 was right
>>71710867
>>71710907
Ah-bloo-bloo
the discord side of this general looks truly disgusting
>>71710952
these irc/discord screencaps actually help, i'm unfollowing all these embryos
>>71711037
eminem
>>71710867
good to see the neo^9 irc is filled with kissless niggertumblr-typing untermemschen and stale memes, just like I imagined it to be
>>71711032
>Bela Tarr makes p good looking movies huh
>tfw i haven't watched any of his flicks
>i got like 30 minutes into The Turin Horse by my low cinematic IQ babby mind couldn't handle it
What the hell is wrong with him? Why is he trying to ride jackieray's dick so hard?
All time low for this shit. Mods should just delete these threads on sight~~
>>71711225
>~~
was it autism?
\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7C-iEoArAc
>>71711391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I
>>71711607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5eyaBD9Jn4
>>71698273
Wakeen Phoenix
>>71707865
WHERE'S MACHILL?????
We should make a new film club. But this time, more informal, /lbg/ only.
Vote on a strawpoll, and then watch and discuss the film through the week. It could potentially fuel good discussion and bring quality to our poor general. How about that?
>>71712089
machill's kill, baby, machill's kill
>>71712092
No. I'm not gonna deviate from my watchlist and social life just to watch movies with you dummies
