>watch movie with dad
>commentary from him the entire time
>talks for five minutes about the possibility of ancient aliens then rewinds it since we missed the dialogue
>>71687178
>black character comes into scene
>dad immediately yells "DAMN NIGGER"
anyone wanna trade dads?
>>71687194
dumb fredposter
>>71687228
Mine does that when we watch football
>>71687178
>recommend Dekalog to dad since he's very religious
>now whenever tv comes up in a conversation he tells everyone how he considers all other shows pedestrian garbage
Feels pretty good desu
>>71687178
>ancient aliens
Yours too? God, old people believe everything on TV
>hot woman comes on screen
>dad starts hooting and hollering
>rips off his pants and starts pumping his dick
>makes me swallow because he doesn't want his semen to get on the carpet
>>71687178
>>71687228
dumb frogposter
Ancient Aliens is such a dad-core show. I know at least three dads that watch that shit religiously, including my own.
>>71687178
Your dad sounds chill af. I'd drink a brew or two with the man.
>>71687308
>Doesn't finish in your boipussy
Why even live?
>watching a kinography with dad
>Mum's bull comes home and tells him to leave
>>71687178
Your dad sounds based.
>>71687271
>Criterion DVDs shipping soon
based
>>71687178
i never watch movies with people. i prefer to watch movies alone. it's more comfy, and less distracting
>>71687440
>>71687337
He is based. Will be quite sad to see him go.
>>71687489
explain to me why I should watch criterion stuff.
I do like 70-80s cinematography though
>>71687178
>>71687228
Dumb frosposters.
>>71687508
This. I was watching Casino with my dad for a change of all the capeshit and he fell asleep after 50 minutes. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't fully enjoyed some bits of it.
I don't get people.
>>71687418
What is a bull? Are you a farmer?
>>71687923
He's Swedish
>>71687870
>he fell asleep after 50 minutes.
You're dad sounds based.
