Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Unlike the other Robin Hoods, I am ridiculously handsome.
All the toilets in the kingdom shall be called Johns
wasn't your mole on the other side?
>>71687750
.....I have a mole?
Be honest, did you fap to her?
>>71687894
yes.
>>71687894
She makes me so heppe
> KING ILLEGAL FOREST TO PIG WILD KILL IN IT A IS!!!
>>71688189
It is illegal to kill a pig in king forest
>>71688267
> I'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
I was this close.. I touched it.
>>71687894
fap to what? you can't even see her tits.
>>71687123
What happened to Cary Elwes, man? He was so great.
>>71688690
>lacking imagination
I pity you
>>71688784
His son died in Vietnam and he got fat and stopped caring.
Let's face it, you gotta be a MAN to wear tights.
>>71687894
no ass
>>71689071
He was decent in the couple of episodes of Psych he guess starred in, though his cheeks are definitely chubbier.
>>71687894
Yes.
Loved her in Dracula: Dead and Loving It as well.