Movie theater story thread?
>won free ticket to see this movie
>never heard of it and trailer looked like shit but I was bored
>whole room is empty except for me and 2 people in the front
>movie has a hot girl
>unzips pants and starts jacking off
>I hear someone cough
>one of the people working there is fucking staring at me
>not saying anything to me
>I put my pants back on and walk out
I love sneaking into movies. Here in my city they only clean every 3 movies. So I go to the first movie and just stay in there for the next 2 for free. It is never filled up because of the shithole I live in.
>go to the movie theatre
>watch the movie
>enjoy my experience
>go home
This is a completely true story guys, don't even @ me.
>>71681549
You're a fucking liar
>>71681381
what movie?
>go watch gravity with my bros
>entire theater is packed
>it's pitch silent
>my friends starts laughing for no reason
>people in the back getting upset
>nu male tells us to shut up
>we laugh even more
>tell the nu male to cover his baldspot and shut the fuck up
>guy sitting with his gf starts laughing
the movie was pretty good tho
>>71681564
No, bro, I'm absolutely serious. This HAPPENED! And it can happen to you too.
It can happen to all of you.
So watch the fuck out.
>go to the movies
>paranormal activity
>movie is so fucking shit
>i start throwing candy at people
>people blame some random person
>kek.jpg
>throw more shit
>people start screaming and fighting
>reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep
>>71681583
Nell
>>71681955
This story doesn't make me feel bad for him or think it's a bad thing. It just gives me a throbbing fucking boner and makes me wish it would happen to me.
>>71681955
>>71681955
>>71682213
Address of these theaters?
