>£47
>£47
>£47
Will she ever recover?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/05/emma-watson-new-film-the-colony-47-pounds-uk-box-office
it was low budget so it's fine
>>71679272
at least she won't have to pay taxes
>>71679357
I think it's not fine even for none-budget films.
>>71679547
true but memers think anything less than a billion is a flop
>>71679593
mate it is £47
The shocking thing here is that the guardian is writing negative press about one of their liberal overlords.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>71679381
top ferrari
>>71679710
this guy is now fired
Not even in Chile people watched this crap
>>71679272
Wait for real? That's not even a hundred bucks..
>>71679710
>the guardian
>liberal
xD
>£47
I'd pay her double to get on her knees.
>>71679710
The guardian isn't liberal.
She's a literal who.
She's more famous for being a press whore and opportunity feminist than for her acting at this point.
>>71679976
>>71679813
trolls?
guardian is a cess-pit
>>71679976
You clearly don't read The Guardian.
it's probably because the movie was fucking terrible
B T F O
>>71679691
with just 5 more digits it would be &4.7 billion
>>71679813
>>71679976
The guardian is probably the most batshit crazy left-wing liberal "newspaper" on the fucking planet.
They used to be okay back in the day, but since about 5 years ago it's just gone mental.
hello,
and where does the gif of emma in yoga pants come from?
ty,
tom
I bet the patriarchy is to blame for this
>become a feminist
>Your career is now over
Kek
>>71679272
It was always supposed to be a tax write off, this is the goofy looking slut you hire if you want a bomb.
>>71679272
Didn't this release simultaneously on Direct TV on demand?
>>71679272
>film cost 20 pounds
>double that for ad campaign
>plus theater rental
Fuck it's over
>you lived long enough to see /tv/ hate emma watson
>both Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe are starring in Nazi films with token cinema distribution and home streaming
What
>>71680673
And they're both being released in Britain by the same studio
>>71680771
Why are the British so obsessed with their Nazi villains and Nazis in general? I'm not even talking online, I mean it's a massive part of their mainstream culture.
i googled where to see it and it's opening at only 2 cinemas across the country, york and burnley, lmao
is this one of those schemes were they were only aiming at direct-to-video yet had to screen it for industry purposes, so they only screened it once in one theater? that has happened before.
>>71680279
Legit. People only paid to see her movies on the off chance she got naked in it.
>>71679691
>Pinochet era Chile
good one nest
>new
It came out last year. Also the germans and french who distributed this did such a pisspoor disjointed job it almost seems on purpose. I don't even think it came out in the US and I would have seen it. Its an indie film tho so it doesn't matter. And in fact its actually pretty good. Is Daniel Bruhls career over? No. And I thought emma was better than him in this.
This is an indie film tho what do you expect. Emma has The Circle coming out later this year and BATB they will do well.
>>71680279
>indie movie
>career over
She's grossed 600mil since potter add that to 7.7 billion and whatever the tom hanks flick ans beauty and the beast make she'll be fine
thats a shame its actualy pretty good and i know a guy who worked on it.
>>71680950
did she get naked in that movie with ethan hawke? only reason i knew about it, since there were rumors. the lack of pics on /tv/ tells me she didn't.
>>71681005
She did an unsimulated anal creampie in that film
Tastefully done though
>>71680878
Its had a weird release it came out last year and months ago in most countries
>>71681002
What did he do? I thought it was solid and Emma was good
it made $15000 in the us.
that's 15k, not 15 million.
>£47
How many tickets is that?
3?
>>71679272
>exploitative dodginess [and] plot-holes the size of Saturn’s rings
kek
>>71680882
No its been in theaters since last year it just didn't get released in the UK til now. Its a German Luxemborg France production.
>>71679976
>>71679813
>literally can't stop writing articles about how we need to fight against democracy because they are butthurt over brexit
>not liberal
TOP
>>71680194
Go attention hire somewhere else Tom Whoeverthefuckyouare
>>71679988
she's Hermione, and she's hot as fuck
everyone knows who she is m8
>>71681102
It wasn't even distributed well thats why. I couldn't find it playing
>>71680862
Probably because they got fucking bombed to hell and back.And it's going to happen again.
>>71681102
Odd I didn't even think it came out in the US
>>71680615
>/tv/ hates emma watson
>/sp/ loves lebron
>/pol/ is republican
odd times mane
It's an OK film but the guy from inglorious basterds pretending to be a tard was top kek.
>>71681110
Probably 4 or 5, pensioners get less ticket price
>>71681170
>hire
Autocorrect is a frivolous bitch, Tom Whoeverthefuckyouare.
PAY YOUR TAXES YOU UNATTRACTIVE CUNT!
>>71681207
Tv uses to like emma? Why must I always miss out
>>71679272
How is this a surprise to anybody?
Its not like she was this huge star beforehand
Yeah she was in Harry Potter but i promise you that the percentage of people who went to those movies for Emma Watson is very very low. The draw for harry potter was harry fucking potter not hermione granger. Even Ron had a bigger fanbase.
She has not been, and clearly never will be, a box office draw.
The feminism rants only make her less marketable.
It's a well-made ok film. It was a cool portrayal of Chile for the first half, I like the period the story takes place in. Not great, not bad. The german actor delivers it every fucking time, godspeed you nazi bastard
>>71681172
that's actually a bad thing in this situation, people only know you for one role
>>71680187
worse than Huffington Post?
>>71681239
Stop while you're ahead mate the release for this indie film was completely nuttered. Emma is starring in THanks techothriller this year and Beauty and the Beast.
7.7 billion + 600mil post potter + × + ×
The only one ranting is you she's chill
I made more money just shitposting at work today.
>>71681299
Go download Colonia she was good in it. Emma pulles off the satire perfectly in the bling ring. Havent seem her as hermione in them
>has a disney movie in her schedule
she'll be fine
>>71681380
You forgot
>disney movie and tom hanks movie
>>71679272
Good thing she's taking time off to "think about feminism," whatever that means. That ought to improve her acting skills. Being a pretend bohemian must be fun when you're actually filthy rich.
>>71679771
Didn't make it to the cinemas.
>>71681454
She took this year off filming when she filmed beauty and the beast last summer and the circle last fall. So she's halfway done with her haitus yet has a film coming out latee this year and next spring by which time she will start filming again. with the release dates it doesnt even loom like a haitus.
>>71681314
HuffPo is less credible than Fox News
they were batshit new age anti-vaccine until it became unpopular a few years ago, then they scrubbed their archives of any traces of it
I think she can make a comeback starring in the Big Shoe
>>71681489
Yes it did
>>71679813
The Guardian is Tumblr-level liberal.
>>71681589
Fuck off you dirty cunt
>>71681622
Spanish people didn't want to see a film starring an aryan and english gal? Huh
and they say chloe moretz is box office poison
>>71681371
and ask anyone who claims to know emma watson and they wont know what the fuck colonia is
>>71681654
I dont like feet but emma and kstew have top tier feet would massage and lick 11/10
>>71681700
Why would they its an indie film? Also since she has a rabbid fanbase some do.I'm telling you to watch it its a different role than Hermione like the bling ring.
The Tom Hanks flick and Beauty aand the Beast will be well known don't you think? Emma has been singing since she was a kid and breifly sings in the forest in goblet of fire. Nice voice I think she will kill it
>>71681654
I would love K-Stew in it but she turned it down. Emma Stone is next on my wishlist but Watson has some nice feet too.
>>71681712
I want to choke on her foot tbqh
>>71681695
Read the thread. It was distributed terribly and was indie anyways. Emmas box office numbers are 600mil since Potter
>>71681520
The point is that she's half an actress who made some money. She's surrounded by sycophants and believes herself to be some sort of philosopher who needs to "take time off" to ruminate about ideas already postulated by truly intelligent, actually innovative thinkers.
She;s famous for being a fucking character in movies adapted from kids books, for Chrst's sake. Sit down, Hermione.
>>71679272
I'm sure when beauty and the beast makes a Billion she's will be devastated
>>71681903
That's fine but she is her own person and from the onset seemed like an old soul. She always did what she wanted and seems like she enjoys actings but obviously doesn't have to. She wants to do other things it seems
>ywn give her a foot rub to help her relieve the stress of another failed movie
>>71682005
I mean shea set financially so she doesn't have to act but she seems to enjoy the process of filmmaking. She kind of wants to challenge herself like the un speech she was nervous as was singing on film
>>71681868
LOL and chloe's box office gross since kick-ass is 1.5billion
gross doesnt mean the movies were profitable. i see regression is really doing well too FUCKING LOL emma fags are so sad
>>71681903
The latter ones had some themes that kids don't pick up on or relate to. The films at least. Emma has been doing fair trade stuff and charity since well before the UN work. Shes always been an adult really since 10 and that's almost sad. I mean good for her though she always conducted herself well
>>71682005
>She wants to do other things it seems
How much time do you actually think that she's out there "studying feminism?" She's shopping and living in the lap of luxury, spending her money. And good on her for it. Don't be a bullshitter, is all I'm saying.
You guys realize this was released in like, one cinema with zero advertising only because it has to be to meet some regulation, right?
>>71682185
Wow you're once again a dumbshit
Regression was low budget. Emma hasn't been looking for blockbusters since harry potter. Shes financially set she isn't like other actresses. Also that seems high as fuck Chloe has been in nothing. 600 million is a lot when the only bigish film was noah. The rest were normal to indie. The bling ring cost 10 million to make. Chloe also does way more films and has bombed her career away Emma is starring with Tom Hanks and singing I'm BATB
>>71679381
kek'd
>>71682237
I don't know her schedule but she's still doing press even for films that already came out and soon will be doing press for the circle. She does whatever she does and she's doing multiple things. I'm not bullshiting I'm not hating either. I see other actresses do and say less
>>71682370
2 of those films account for 490m of your grand total
noah which lost money and the seth rogan film she was barely part of. bling ring may have cost 10m to make but it cost another 15-20m to market and it only made 19m total
chloe has been in martin scorsese, tim burton and antoine fuquoia films
cry more
>>71682484
For example what else has chloe moretz done besides lick hillarys cunt and attempt to become a fully functional fridge
>>71682484
Not saying that you're bullshitting. However, I believe that she likely is. Her schedule wasn't exactly full up. An actor works as little or as much as he/she wants. Even then, we're talking a few weeks to a few months at a time.
Who needs to "take time off" from practically perpetual vacation that lasts 2/3 of the year? Bullshitters, that's who.
>>71679272
test
>>71682574
You're the one crying. Chloe has no career. All of those films Emma made did fine considering her role and their size. She isnt a working actress Chloe has done twice as many films. Again Emma is starting to lead now how is that working for Chloe? Beauty and the Beast and The Circle with tom hanks vs. What?
>>71682679
Eh I don't think so. If she wants time off for any reason that's fine. She had a pretty busy year last year. But she has appointments and things to do in different time zones. She wants to live normally compared to how she had to during potter
>>71680030
>>71680049
>>71680187
>>71681636
>mfw low-info newfags are unironically oblivious of the difference between the political meaning of the word 'liberal' in the US and UK
How are those book reports coming kids?
>>71682940
>She wants to live normally compared to how she had to during potter
Right. And for an actor to live normally means having like half to 2/3 of the year off. She hasn't acted in a Potter movie in six years. Think she's recovered yet? Don't apologize for these pseudo-fragile types. There's plenty of time to do both and STILL take four months vacation a year.
>>71682826
i think you mean to say a film with john boyega and many of tom hanks films have bombed over the years. written and directed by someone you have never heard of, im sure its going to be a box office smash
she isnt a working actress because everyone knows she is terrible and dont want to cast her. if she had offers she wouldnt be pretending like she wanted to take time off. i can count on 2 fingers the british actors and actresses who cant pull off an american accent and emma is one of them
when chloe auditioned for hugo, martin scorsese was blown away at the end of the audition when she broke the english accent and he realized she was american
>>71682940
Its been like a decade since the last harry potter movie, surely her scheduling decisions are no longer being judged in negative reaction to her feelings about the quality of life she experienced during Harry Potter?
>>71683343
Hp came out 5 years ago in its third straight year 2009 2010 and 2011
>>71683324
Boyega is barely in it
Lol the chloe fag is still on about it....She's done. Emma has a good accent.
>>71683160
She doesn't have to act to prove she's working or something
>>71683324
You're a dumbfuck Emma has a pretty great accent since she studied in the US
>>71683343
Yea they are instead based on the other stuff she's doing
>>71683440
it goes in and out from scene to scene in perks and this is after they must have done countless takes and she still couldnt pull it off so they went with the best they had
brit actors have an easy time doing american accents but not so much the other way around
face it, emma was a cute little girl in the right place at the right time and she got cast in the potter films. they could have cast anyone has hermoine and it would have been just as successful, if not moreso and she has been a total failure ever since
>>71683502
watch perks of being a wallflower again, its laughably bad
>>71679272
47 what? Thousand? That's a little sad.
>>71683543
Perks was before she went to college for 2 more years. And it wasnt even bad
I've heard her since then she does it fine now. She did it compltely well in The Bling Ring and I've heard her do it with a non valley girl accent in interviews
>>71683626
Or 3 years depending on when they filmed
>>71683626
no, it was terrible in that too and of course she can do it one off in an interview. its being able to do it consistently for a role that makes it believable
im done with you. but i leave you with this.WAIFU A SHIT
>>71679854
Why did this make me hard?
You should go on.
>>71681851
her feet tastes so yummy
>>71683703
Leaving with memes and you expect me to take you seriously? Her accent was completely fine in The Bling Ring. I lived in London at one point. I didn't detect heraccent. If she can do it once she can do it twice she can do it....I'm sure shell do it again in a film soon
>>71683671
they were filmed less than a year apart
perks in may 2011
bling ring in april 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14c7-_MMeI&index=37&
>>71683502
>She doesn't have to act to prove she's working or something
No she doesn't. However, she isn't taking time off to pour over tomes by candlelight in some dungeon-esque library. She's not on sabbatical. She's reading a fucking book about feminism on the beach of some private resort for an hour, then staring off into space and sunning for the rest of the time. Come off it. You know it's highly likely the case.
No one needs to take a year off to ponder an idea. She's not the Dalai fucking Lama, she's some ditzy actress.
>>71683841
Okay well she improved in even less time. I thought it was good in the bling ring
>>71679272
LMAO
so literally 1 family (probably hers) went to see it. I am LITERALLY lmao right now
>>71683879
All I'm saying is I dont see hee becoming a worse person. The thing she did with her met gala outfit was kinda cool and a really nice idea to implement across the board.
>>71679272
JUST
>>71683956
Lol at you the film came out in one theater for a reason. Its a foreign film that came out last year.
>>71683992
Leave castlekino to me
>>71684001
LITERALLY FOUR PEOPLE
F O U R
L M A O
>>71679272
>Emma Watson's new film makes £47 at UK box office
Someone post the copypasta of her having a SJW meltdown on the set of “This Is The End”, to the point she stormed off the set and they had to drop filming of additional scenes she was supposed to be in.
>>71684043
The film has honestly had the most fucked up release and marketing I've seen. Someone said they had it at one theater to meet some regulation. It came out last year. Its on bluray already no reason for anyone to see it esp since its indie. Who knows why they released it like they did
Reminder BATB will break records next year.
>>71684117
Wow you're honestly childish. She filmed everything she had to including rape jokes and was the only good part of that stupid ass movie. Even if that happened she came back to film the next day and later one in the US chilled with franco in providence. Dont believe everything you hear
>>71683971
>All I'm saying is I dont see hee becoming a worse person.
No, you're right. She's not hurting anyone. There is just a lot of hyperbole spilling from these people.
Be honest. "I'm taking a year long vacation" sounds vacuous. "I'm taking a year off to think about feminism" IS vacuous but it sounds better if you don't dig too deep.
>>71684189
Its gonna bepretty big
>>71679272
she starts doing porn when?
>>71684460
>rumors from a seth rogen film
>judgements
Right back at you
>>71684286
Tasteful porn made by women for women
>>71684814
Senpai that sounds hot as fuck
>>71679272
So what's this I hear about this movie having a completely fucked release and marketing?
>becomes an anti-men outspoken feminist and destroys her fanbase
>women don't like her because she's no longer Hermione and because she's attractive and they're envious
For an attractive woman, embracing feminism is Career Suicide 101 - you will make men dislike you and other women already dislike you. For an attractive woman, feminism leaves you without a fanbase.
Prove me wrongProtip: You can't
>>71685177
I don't want to, I agree
>>71685177
I'm a guy and I dont like her any less. If you have some standards and read her speech as opposed to sperging its fine. Also it seems women are still gushing over her on twitter and instagram.
>>71685177
>anti men
>"feminism is too often seen as man hating" women can't be equal until men are as well
Pick one
I want to be her footslave
>>71679272
Emma looks the same as she did in philosopher stone fucking hell. What does she drink
>>71685357
No she doesn't, she was way cuter then.
Isn't she supposed to be 'taking a break from acting' to focus on upper-class white wimmenz definition of feminism?
>>71679813
4u
Top kek
Feminism doesn't pay the bills
>>71685348
>A normal sized footslave or a shrunken footslave?
>>71685467
tough call tb.h
regular size I could fit her toes in my mouth and suck them like little lollipops, but shrunken I could feel her naked soles pressed against my whole body.
>>71685414
No man her face is very much the same has been since she was 18 or 19 now. I shit you not looks like stone and chamber except a complete demon
>>71679976
>>71679813
TOP KEK
A movie exposing America's evils during Pinochet's Chile bombs at the box office? Not surprising.
She is going to be Belle in Beauty and the fuckin' Beast. Shes going to be fine.
>>71680862
Because the nazis make their empire look civilized and compassionate by comparison.
Can't wait until Beauty and the East
>>71679272
Crown her.
sorry, doesn't matter what she does, i still want to fuck her and hope she succeeds. because she's hot
>>71686446
Mindless retard.
>>71686636
Not him fuck off hivemind
>>71679272
I thought it was named Colonia or something. I watched it a few months ago. It's alright.
Didn't she take a break in acting to read or some bullshit
>Literally replaced by a black person
>Literally makes no new money after being replaced by the black person
She is the definition of cuck.
>>71686745
Fuck you, cuckboi.
>>71683730
Download Witch Trainer if that alone made you hard.
I guarantee it will be the hottest shit you ever experience.
>>71681622
It was just screened is a few places for a week or so, but not distributed outside capital city
>>71682941
this retarded shit either comes out of the mouths of butthurt socialists or from americans who think they know anything about politics
liberal by now means milquetoast left wing in the uk, same as america
the liberal party as a center right/classical liberal party has been dead for over a hundred years
>>71687348
Were people even aware it was out?
>>71687518
No. At the begining some distributor bought the rights to make it dissapear.
They they said the film rights was bought but they didnt know when release it because it was dificult to place it.
then they release it with no media coverage and disapeared by the next week.
I kind of feel bad for her. She has to have known that she was basically sexualized starting at age 11 by millions of young boys from the moment they could get an erection, and that was her most important contribution to the Harry Potter franchise. That probably made her feel like a piece of meat, so she tried to become an activist and spout feminist bullshit, and that didn't work.
Now, five years after Harry Potter, she's done nothing except be dreadful in the Bling Ring, and she's staring into the future looking at becoming the next Carrie Fisher.
>>71687594
Same thing seems to have happened to it in the UK - they intentionally screen it in 2 or 3 theaters to minimise costs, and then the fact that it's had a cinema release makes it easier for the distributor to sell the DVDs and blu-rays to retailers.
remind me of that movie with elizabeth banks who make 38k, but 47 pounds is something else
probably 3 people press the wrong fucking button when order the ticker online
>>71687594
Wow, that's an incredibly shitty thing to do. Well the article should give the movie some boost to the viewing public if anything
>>71687710
don't forget her important contribution in the world end
and perk of being wallflower
at least radcliff did some interesting stuffs, ron is happily retired with his money so he isn't counted
>>71679272
How is that possible?
She has zero screen presence.
Might as well just cgi her in so she can dedicate herself to charity work and raising awareness about the gender wage gap or something really important.
>>71679272
The wikipedia page says it made $2 million though
>>71687974
>She has zero screen presence
Tell that to my dick.
Somewhere a white male is laughing.
>>71687974
She has great screen presence.
>>71687710
She was the best part of the bling ring
She naiIed it and was hilarious
>>71679771
>Not even in Chile people watched this crap
The movie rights was bought to make the film disapear. When this reached the news the backlash was really big.
Some ONG´s screened the film a couple of times before it get an official release and the place was so crowded than reached the news again.
Colonia Dignidad is still an issue here on chile, because is linked to Pinochet and militar goverment.
>>71687951
Perks the bling ring noah colonia the circle and beauty and the beast are still better than what radcliffe has done
>>71688318
That's fucked idk why I didn't hear about that
>>71688340
>those movies
>better than Swiss Army Man
>>71680963
emma pls
>>71688385
>he's a complete memester
Ok then. The Bling Ring was copollas best. Danielle radcliffes swiss arm man is somehow better for his career than a tom hanks film for her?
>>71688434
She was better than Bruhl though..
To be honest her "talent" is more suited for daytime BBC programming.
Perhaps one of those shows like The Bill where she can dress up in a cute costume and have a thick accent.
>>71688642
>she's more suited for BBC
agree
>>71687710
Could be worse, at least she isn't Daniel Radcliffe or Ron (I don't know the actor's name)
>>71687710
She wasn't just sex in the films she was very good as hermione. She was even fine in goblet which was horribly directed. 2 3 5 6 7 were great as was her portrayal. Beauty and the Beast and The Circle are two very good roles
>>71689820
I wasn't even really saying she was bad in those movies or that objectively her appearance was all that mattered, it's just that her performance was largely irrelevant to her male audience. It's not like people (guys or girls) remember her for her acting ability in those movies.
>>71689947
I think they do she was a standout from the first film. Easily the best of the trio. I enjoyed her performance and also found her hot
>>71690011
>>71689947
Not all of them but they do
>>71681172
>she's hot as fuck
I don't think so, Tim.
>>71679547
In fact, it's pretty common for low-budget films to not even be released.
Alot of actors have a whole bunch of unreleased movies in their oeuvre.
Every actor has at least several of these.
These kinds of postcolonial international social interest oscarbait films are the absolute nadir, like Babel, etc.
Such a boring, cynical stab at easy relevance. Ooh, important social issues!
>>71681032
That's fairly typical for small movies, anon.
They can take YEARS to come out, and their can be vast gaps between releases.
>>71681903
She's intelligent but yes she can be a bit pompous due in part to being surrounded by sycophants.
In such a scenario its important to have an honest friend who tells Emma the truth, but the danger is there isn't and she's off in her own world of pompous delusion.
>>71679272
maybe because the studio won't give a real release to feminist shite
>>71688318
Emma actually deserves some kudos for doing such a small movie that she knew from the off would face an uphill struggle.
>>71684814
Electrosluts and Whipped Ass it is, then.
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