Ascended by the Seven edition
Old salt and bread >>71673347
Azor Jon
>>71676326
Azor Isaac
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>>71676359
>>71676359
Would you pray to his heart tree?
Generals are still allowed?
>>71676373
>Would
Anon, I do
>>71676367
>>71676402
For now. I guess the janitors have mostly given up since most of /tv/ is garbage posting about BvS/capeshit.
>>71676402
Hiro is a hero
How Dabid can tie up all the lose ends:
>Much to the dismay of Ser Davos, the new Hand of the King, Jon and the Northmen are too preoccupied with the White Walkers to give a shit about what is happening far south. The North has effectively seceded from the Kingdom.
>Little Finger realizes after his failure to woo Sansa in the Godswood that from this point he can best manipulate her if she is married to the Kingindanorf. It has been foreshadowed that Little Finger knows more than he is letting on about the relationship between Rhaegar and Lyanna. He might know that Rhaegar was obsessed with the Azor prophecy. He just doesn't have proof that Jon is indeed not a bastard son of Ned. Sansa will buy into this scheme because she never wants to leave Winterfell again. (“There must always be a Stark in Winterfell”.) The marriage also legitimizes both her and Jon's rule in the North.
>Danny begins to sail across the Narrow Sea with Yara's Ironclad fleet, the unsullied, and the Dothraki horde.
>Upon hearing of the Starks' recoup of Winterfell, Cercei promises to melt all of the ice in the North with wildfire. She'll probably have a clichéd line about making "summer come". Meanwhile her little birds inform her of Danny's impending invasion. She forges an alliance with Euron. Euron gives Cercei his big iron cock, his fleet, and some new Deus Ex Magika he learned while travelling in Asshai and the ruins of Valyria.
>Sam learns of the Azor prophesy and researches dragon glass and dragon fire. He encounters Jorah Mormont in Oldtown and Sam helps him halt the Greyscale. They discuss their respective loyalties.
>The Northern lords grow tired of the insubordinate nature of the wildlings. Filler drama to show that Jon's leadership isn't as cemented as it should be.
>>71676373
>heart tree
no
>>71676373
Not anymore I wouldn't
I want Jon to fuck and marry SANSA.
i want him to fill her with his bastard seed and dirty her eggs and womb with his children.
I want Sansa to know her husband is a bastard she used to hate but is with anyway cause he has good qualities, he's Dany's heir and she'll be queen one day
>>71676412
He's either bisexual or a closet homosexual. Keep that in mind when you pray.
Petyr x Bran
Ramsay x Rickon
>>71676450
>Jon and Sansa engage in awkward clothed incest after withholding consummating their marriage. Sansa fulfills her purpose as broodmare in the series and falls pregnant. Little Finger is pleased as everything is going to keikaku. Little Finger is confirmed as being into MILFS.
>Bran comes back to Winterfell and informs Jon of his true parentage. Jon conceals this information from Sansa, not quite believing it himself. Jon broods a lot then heads south to warn the rest of Westeros that winter is coming.
>As Danny nears land, Cersei manages to kill one of Danny's dragons (probably Viserion) with a wildfire trap. Varys urges Danny to retreat into Dorn. She marries Tyrion there in front of the Sneks and the remaining Tyrells. News of this reaches Casterly Rock. The loyalty of the Lannisters is split between the reasonable and the gold grabbing camp, and the incest is wincest camp. The first camp rightfully sees Cersei as a threat to their wealth and name Tyrion as the true heir.
>This is when the Iron Bank will make its appearance and actually become relevant to the plot. Lannister civil war ensues.
>Arya continues to slay the names written in her Death Note. She encounters the Brotherhood without Banners and kills those who sold Gendry to Melisandre. She spares the Hound. There is some banter and the Hound vows to help Arya kill the Mountain and Cercei.
>Little Finger sneakily lets it slip to Cercei where she can find Jon Snow in the Riverlands. Edmure Tully captures Jon Snow, fulfilling his betrayal of Sansa.
>Jon Snow is labeled a traitorous rebel like Ned Stark.
Reminder that GoT is not sexist
>>71676480
cancer
>>71676458
He's a celebrity surrounded by warm holes. In the same situation, you'd want to try it too.
King on the Trident when?
>>71676373
well someone would be getting down on his knees
>>71676450
>>71676486
>Jorah and Sam rush to Kings landing. Jaime urges Cercei to use Jon as a bargaining chip but like the Mad King before her, she spit roasts him in the throne room over a pit of wildfire. When he fails to burn, it is revealed than the re-born Jon Snow is a Targ.
>Jaime becomes the Queenslayer and allows Tyrion and Danny into Kings' landing. Cleganebowl with Arya. Arya also kills Edmure Tully.
>Jorah/Danny/Tyrion broker an alliance with Sam/Jon/Davos on the condition that Sansa gives up her child to be raised as Danny's heir. Jon loses his honor, but the North will be autonomous and Danny will help him defeat the white walkers.
>Either Tormund or Jaime bangs Brienne of Tarth.
>All of Westeros marches up to the Wall. Jon finds Lightbringer in Lyanna's crypt. The three Dragon riders are 1)Danny 2)Jon 3)Warg Bran.
>Melisandre shows up and redeems herself.
>Jon valiantly dies, perhaps due to some trickery on the part of Little Finger. Sansa gives birth and reluctantly gives her child to Danny. She becomes Queenindanorf because of her great sacrifice. This drives her insane like her aunt Lysa. Little Finger takes her hand in marriage and finally becomes king of a realm.
>The Lannisters are now the poorest house in Westeros, Little Finger sires Starks with mad Sansa, and Gendry finally stops rowing.
CIA wins GOT.
>>71676504
But at a bank? I mean, have some dignity.
>>71676504
i dont feel like finding the tyrion vomiting gif but i would post it if i had it
>>71675665
>that webm
doesnt arya also walk like that when shes trying to get a room on a boat
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
How do you think the people of Braavos feel about Dany? On the one hand she's fleeing the slaves, but on the other hand she's basically a Valyrian dragonlord.
>>71676474
>Closet
OK
>Who should the North rally behind? A true born daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell or a motherless bastard born in the South?
>"I dont care if he's a bastard"
>"King in the North!"
DIISSHHH WASHHNT PART OF THE PLAN
SHTOP IT LORD ROYCE SHTAY SHEATED
KNIGSHT OF THE VALE PUT DOWN YER SHWORDS PLEESSHEEE
>>71676458
do the autists of /got/ think that girl is a pedo?
>>71676527
Granted, he definitely should have chosen a better location.
>>71676354
How
>>71676492
>medieval setting
>literally one able bodied male in a position of authority
>not sexist
wew
>>71676568
Sansa is going to have to take Sweetrobin's Bigfinger to keep the loyalty of the Knights of the Vale.
>>71676566
It's very thin, that door, but it's there. I haven't yet seen the video of him coming out.
>>71676458
>Excuse me, sir. Would you mind taking a picture of my girlfriend and I while we make out at our local HSBC?
But why?
>>71676497
No. Capricorn.
>>71676640
Fuck off Vargo
>>71676633
To throw off the gay scent, probably. It isn't working.
>>71676576
Well, if they apply the same logic as they do to the Bran"pedos" then yes. She should be locked away.
>>71676596
>Crying over male sexism
Your tears are delicious
How angry is Littlefinger gonna be when he learns Jon is Rhaegar's kid.
Fucking Starks getting everything.
Brandon had Cat.
Ned had Cat and a lordship
Robb became a fucking king and got his waifu (in the show)
Bran has magic fucking powers.
Jon literally has a claim now to the throne Littlefinger wants and can marry Sansa to get North/Dany alliance cause Dany's a conqueror not a ruler and the people will want Jon
>>71676576
I thought everyone here knew Isaac was seventeen?
>>71676527
Maybe money makes him so horny that he'll kiss the first thing in sight?
PRESTON
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_LfSe8k06M
>>71676618
>not LyannaxSweetrobin
Get your shit ship out of here desu
>>71676658
not crying about it, just pointing out shit writing. I hope you're liking gurl power though, it gave us Dany Sue, the cringe sneks and fuck-her-tits-off :^)
>>71676708
I just realized why I dislike Preston so much. He's a fucking bureaucrat rat
>>71676684
no they apparently dont
>>71676716
Sweetrobin would die in the attempt of sleeping with Lyanna.
>>71676708
>posting it in every thread
just fuck off already you autist
>>71676681
>How angry is Littlefinger gonna be when he learns Jon is Rhaegar's kid.
but he already knows that.
>>71676519
Sorry to dissapoint you but jon already burned himself in season one.
>>71676708
based preston literally losing his mind
s7 better have more chad
>>71676750
Well that's just silly. I know he looks young, but he's still pretty obviously an adult.
>>71676620
Why does he have to make an official announcement? Couldn't it be lowkey? Like he posts a pic on his social media of him holding another dude's hand with a caption like: "Just got back from dinner with the bf"
REMINDER that the only people who agree with /got/ that the show is bad are people /got/ also hate:
>an autistic swede
>an autistic State Department bureaucrat
>3 booksnob women on tumblr
Versus
>every professional critic in the world
>an audience that was the biggest ever this year
>>71676814
>3 booksnob women on tumblr
Who are these people? I've never seen them posted here.
>>71676651
Fuck that shit. No one likes Virgos. Anal retentive fuckers.
>>71676800
It could be, definitely. And I'd be fine with that. But everyone already knows. It's not like he'd be shit on for it.
>>71676848
Gotgifsandmusings, Culturalvacuum, Turtle-Paced
The FandomFollowing crew
>>71676784
But he wasn't reborn then. A higher power literally raised him from the dead. Do you think he's really the exact same person as before?
>>71676814
>an autistic State Department bureaucrat
Is that what preston does?
Sometimes...
>>71676848
http://www.fandomfollowing.com/category/podcasts/
>>71676549
JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING! HE IS THE WHITE WOLF! THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>>71676768
So he'll die in three years and by then Lyanna will have so much control over the Vale that she'll be Lady of the Vale and her kids with whoever will rule?
Bronze Royce's oldest son as her bull when?
>>71676896
You're trying too hard now.
>the Masters burned Daenerys's fleet to prevent her from using it against their fleet
DEEPEST LORE
>>71676253
>Sophie will next season when she becomes Ramsay and rapes Jon on their wedding night.
You have no idea how much shit I'd forgive D&D if that happened.
I'd probably join the D&DIDF desu.
>>71676354
Based
>>71676896
He should have come back wrong. Not like Clegane, maybe, but there should have been some kind of adverse effect.
>>71676862
Honestly, I think he's bi. Bisexuals get shit on a lot in the LGBTBBQ. It might be why he's holding off: little to no LGBTBBQ community support.
I've never watched an episode of this but I wanna get into it so I can be more of a normie.
To those of you who have watched everything released so far, do you think it's worth it?
Go ahead and spoil me if you want, I don't really care if you do.
>>71676771
I don't think he does.
>>71676896
Are you saying Jon's gonna find himself drawn to a flame, hold his hand in it and be unburnt and then Davos or Tormund comes into the room and spots him doing it
>>71676936
>Daario finds a bunch of ships offscreen
>They get burned offscreen
>Looks like we won't be going to Westeros any time soon :^)
>>71676902
>>71676936
Yet they didn't consider that Daenerys might use the giant flying burning machines
>>71676936
>Fleet is burned while Dany is away
>As soon as Dany returns she gets the Slaver and Yara ships
Why even burn them if it had absolutely no effect on her?
>>71676911
AZOR JON!
>>71677002
Ah, so that explains why he is able to pronounce the ح
>>71676962
I'm bi. I don't really see it as a big deal. Maybe it's looked at differently where he comes from. It's a little complex for some, though. You might be into fucking people of either gender but only want to date females or males, for example.
>>71677028
George told D&D that Euron and the Greyjoys are central to the endgame so they had to shoehorn them back into the plot.
>>71676492
>Here's why GoT isn't sexist
>because all these male characters are puppeteers/master schemers in the books!
On the show they're all servants.
The only puppetry that comes into play is LF doing it over SWEETROBIN.
Every other male on that picture is the puppet/servant of some girl.
>>71676965
Its definitely worth a watch if you can appreciate deep lore
At the same time it arguably falls apart if you are autistic enough to care about the lore
Just watch it
>>71677070
nay
you will see
>>71677004
They thought two of them were locked up and that they could just slaughter those two. They believed Drogon and Dany were miles away
>>71677028
It was to stop her from using them against the Masters fleet, did you read the post m8?
>>71677002
>works as a bureaucrat
>spends his free time overanalyzing mediocre fantasy books
sounds like he's living the life
>>71676657
>she will never be locked away with you as her gaoler
>>71676458
Clearly Isaac caught wind of this board and decided to pay this woman to pretend to be his girlfriend in public to cover up his obvious homosexuality. Why else would their first public kiss be at a bank?
>>71676947
Wo-would she be pegging Jon or forcing him to eat her out?
B-both?
>>71676982
>Are you saying Jon's gonna find himself drawn to a flame, hold his hand in it and be unburnt and then Davos or Tormund comes into the room and spots him doing it
No. Cercei is going to toss him over a fire pit, echoing what the mad king did to Rickard and Brandon Stark.
>>71676814
Literally everyone I've talked to *IRL* has been disappointed by the nosedive in storytelling and just overall quality.
The dialogue is particularly embarrassing. The actors are doing everything they can to keep it together and maintain the integrity of their characters, but you can tell it's a fucking strain. They are the only thing keeping the show from collapsing in on itself, but they are crumbling under the combined weight of D&D's ineptitude.
>>71676707
>Maybe money makes him so horny that he'll kiss the first thing in sight?
That's only true of women.
>Varys negotiating on Dany's behalf before he ever meets her and while as far as he knows she's disappeared on her dragon and has no idea when she'd return
What did he mean by this?
>>71677134
Literally the only other person I know that watches this show or that i can actually talk to is my sister and she says it's a bit shit now too.
>>71677002
I wonder if he's preston-like in his job and make up some weird shit about other countries intentions and moves and shit.
>>71677068
Why did George suddenly started caring more about Theon's Iron nigger family than about the characters that have been there since the beginning?
>>71677158
I teleport and I know things
>>71677122
I honestly don't want Isaac reading anything said in this thread or elsewhere on the Internet. If he knew half of what people here want to do to him...
>>71677004
>>71677004
>>71677105
maybe they didn't consider the possibility of Dany magically gaining control over her dragons (all three of them) and acquiring a Dothraki army out of nowhere. I guess not preparing for something that has no realistic chance of happening is stupid.
>>71677124
both I hope
>just lick me cunt, and I'll fuck you
>after he's done she rapes his ass and consider it even.
>>71676458
He's been with that girl for a while. He took her to the UK Ant-Man premier
>>71677129
And he'll walk out and choke her to death with his bare hands?
I WANT TULLY FUCKING SHITS TO LEAVE WESTEROS AND NEVER COME BACK
THE FISH IS FUCKED. THE ONLY GOOD TULLY TO EVER FUCKING LIVE DIED OFFSCREEN
>>71677217
Does he call her Dean when they're making love?
>>71677217
Do you think she pegs him at night?
>>71677217
I don't think that's the same girl.
>>71677206
>Literally thousands of people saw her fly away on a dragon
>She can control dragons? Man how could we have known?!
>>71677206
>Dany magically gaining control over her dragons
She didnt gain control over them they just started listening to her after she dropped the shit she was doing in Meereen
>>71673759
>why is dat shit from the opening credits hanging from the ceiling?
They, and the device in the introduction, are armillary spheres, which are supposed to show the positioning of celestial bodies.
>>71677240
SHOW. ME. THE. FUCKING. BODY.
>>71677071
>Its definitely worth a watch if you can appreciate deep lore
deep lore on the show?
>Hey we really haven't talked much about Rhaegar... he was a good man... we sangs songs for the people sometime. Now forgive me I have to go get myself killed bye!
>>71677240
But who else will Jon breed to get back at Cat?
>>71676458
>the moment when all the smiles died
>>71677222
Jaime is going to kill her.
>>71677247
it isn't. But look what she can do with her legs.
>>71677184
he came up with the idea to make Euron an anime villain and developed his plot into a full blown Cthulhu apocalypse, at which point he probably lost interest in his main plot.
>>71677295
Can they both choke her?
Jaime using his left hand, Jon his right?
>>71677326
>Euron an anime villain
Between him and Darkstar what shit did Gurm start watching to get out of his writer's block?
>Book Cat remained suspicious to the end of Jon, which is tragic because Book Jon refused Winterfell as it was Sansa's by rights
>Show Cat was guilty of how she treated Jon, which is tragic because she was 100% right about Show Jon as he usurped her children
POTTERY
>>71676982
>"Well, that’s in the eye of the beholder, isn’t it? We have to keep a certain amount to ourselves, and it’s probably not as interesting for everything to be explained. There’s the obvious note that I’m checking with Sansa on something I’ve flagged to her already this season a couple of times — Jon Snow is not really your brother."
>>71676896
> Do you think he's really the exact same person as before?
yes you fucking retard. because he already DID come back the exact same. he wasnt """reborn as a targ""""" or some stupid shit like that. He was a targ before and he was a targ after. Dany didnt have to get resurrected for her fire immunity, the writers just gave it to her because dragons were too expensive for the budget in that scene.
>>71677217
>I have Isaac's hairline
JUST
>>71677269
>Sansa only gets fucked by Bastards, not true highborns like she always wanted.
>>71677268
Funnily enough even in its butchered show state the lore is still far deeper than most if not all TV series
The complaints are legit but the main reason I hesitate recommending GOT to anyone is always because it takes a ton of effort to get into it
>>71677206
-They request her dragons being butchered ( they're probably worth a hundred lordships to the right buyers, but they still don't want to take the chance )
-They know about Kraznyz stuff so they know about how Minuscule Drogon killed him
-They know about Daznak so they know that large'ish drogon killed dozens people and flew away carrying Dany
-linking both together they know dragons grow extremely fast
yet they're not afraid of what is probably a fucking huge Drogon?
THis makes no sense.
That'd be like the US threatening Russia to force them to dismantle every nuclear weapon they possess, and at the same time not preparing against a nuclear attack. WTF THEY CAN DO THAT? Holy shit we should've said something about these nuclear weapons... wait we did.
>>71677056
As am I. Yeah, it really depends. A lot of bi-hatred I see is from scorned exes and if he saw those videos that might stop him from "coming out" or he is out but doesn't think it's anyone's business. Sorry if I'm not making sense. I got a cold and wording is hard right now.
Reminder Tyrion is the false Hand of the Queen.
>>71677367
That's him referring to calling Jon a motherless bastard, and earlier in Mole Town as her half-brother.
>>71677250
>loses control over her dragons, locks 2 of them up and one just fucks off to eat children and goats
>gets rescued by her dragon that one time
>next time they see her she's a dragon rider who can command her beast at will and coordinate 3 dragons in battle
yeah, makes perfect sense
>>71677122
Maybe he's a money slut? He sees finance and he drops his pants for anyone, anywhere.
>>71677363
>book Rob named Cat his heir then warged her as they died, remaining in her until she becomes Lady Stoneheart, essentially naming himself heir to himself
>>71677432
Yes actually, if you ride away on a dragon people should expect you to ride back.
>>71677262
Here it is
>>71676326
How much of the conflict in the Seven Kingdoms can't be blamed on Ned Stark?
>>71676957
The only possible explanation I've been able to think of for Jon coming back intact is that Melly did a whole ritual to bring Jon back whereas Thoros always seems to do it on the fly.
>>71677448
Really makes you think
>>71677371
>Implying crazier shit hasn't happened in GOT and Dabid and GRRM know a better way to get Jon to Kings Landing and reveal him as a Targ.
I'm not saying it's a good way to end the story, but Dabid have only 12 episodes left to have Danny ruin Cercei and then ally with Jon.
/got/ who do you think will rule Storm's End and the Stormlands by the end of the series? I think Davos will be given it as a reward for being besthand
>>71677141
Isaac confirmed for woman.
>>71677122
because theyre just screwing around like teenagers. jfc are you guys like 12 to be so scandalized by this?
>>71677217
thats not the same person and i dont think he's even dating the girl he was making out with
>>71677393
how much effort does it takes to get into her?
>>71677486
>/got/ who do you think will rule Storm's End and the Stormlands by the end of the series?
The rightful king will.
>>71677486
A legitimized Edric as Storm King with Davos as his Hand.
>>71677486
Who the fuck rules it now?
>>71677493
probably not much. she seems like a vapid slag
>>71677458
Ned was just a pawn. It's like blaming Ser Dontos for anything.
>>71677515
In the books? "Aegon" has seized Storm's End.
It hasn't been discussed in the show since season 2.
>>71677393
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>71677515
Ser Pounce was sent there to guard it.
>>71676947
I'd pay good money to see that happen.
>>71677534
>It hasn't been discussed in the show since season 2.
THE USURPER HACK AND HACK
>leaked photo of smirkfu in season 7
SMIRKHEART CONFIRMED
>>71677549
But he was poisoned by his enemies
>>71676957
>>71677470
To be fair, he was brought back the once.
Beric was brought back multiple times.
Jon might've forgotten shit, but it might be shit from way, way far back in his childhood and stuff that doesn't matter
>>71677033
Why is he holding a cross? is he trying to exorcise undead Jon?
>>71677358
Rhaegar was already your bishounen anime prince, so I'd say he had some weeb tendencies early on. but if I had to guess, I don't know... Fullmetal Alchemist? they started publishing it in 2001
>>71677549
>Ser Pounce
Reminder he's going to out live everyone on the show.
>>71677486
Brienne of Tarth
Branfags are going to get /got/ banned
Reminder that Jon's resurrection was a botched plotline, it was forgotten after episode 3.
Nobody (in the show) cares that he was brought back from the dead. Nobody is questioning what the 'purpose' or meaning of that was.
It was purely a 'get out of the Night's Watch' clause
>>71677616
How did House Tarth end up with the blood of a hedge knight in them?
>>71677589
They made Robb and the Karstark faithful to the Sevens.
They might have made the Glovers christians.
>>71677641
What is dead may never die.
>>71677648
Manmores get bitches, pussy on tap
>>71677616
>Brienne of Tarth
>putting the person who helped kill off the Baratheon name into leadership of the Stormlands.
>>71677641
we really should post Maisie instead
>>71677641
yup.
and still, people say that governments that kill gays on sight are evil.
>>71676367
>>71677645
>Reminder that Jon's resurrection was a botched plotline, it was forgotten after episode 3.
Why has nobody in the Seven Kingdoms heard of this? What kind of bullshit is this?
>>71677394
>yet they're not afraid of what is probably a fucking huge Drogon?
because they have no reason to believe she can actually control her dragons in a battle. they were made look stupid because they weren't prepared for Dany Sue plot armor.
>Brienne and Pod travel North
>Arya travels north
>Melony travels south and meets BwB
>Arya finds BwB, stays in disguise, and kills Melony
>BwB turns on Arya
>Brenne appears and kills BwB apart from the Hound
>Arya, Brienne, Hound and Pod travel to Wintrefell
screencap this
>>71677393
>>71677700
I'm literally in love with her.
It hurts not to have her in my life.
>>71676467
>>71677666
>"and our false brother would burn in seven hells"
Were the Hightowers Christian as well? did Gerold read Dante's Inferno?
>>71677691
Did Ellaria and the Sneks not take Dorne that way?
No one loved Stannis, no one wanted to follow him, he was leading them nowhere and they would still be headed that way if it wasn't for Brienne.
And no man is as accursed as the kinslayer, Brienne did nothing wrong
>>71677645
What happens at Castle Black stays at Castle Black.
Why was everyone in the first season such dicks to each other? Jaime gave Jon shit for joining the Nights Watch, Tyrion also gave Jon shit for being a bastard, and Jaime pushed Bran off of the tower.
Seriously, why? Ned and Robert were bros, why couldn't everyone else follow suit?
>>71677482
jon being immune to fire (not that its ever going to happen outside of jonautist fanfiction) dont prove shit. no other targs were immune to fire except dany. this is a retarded idea and the only people that think its cool are jonautists.
>>71677568
Cats vomit up hairballs normally. So it wouldn't be a stretch to have Ser Pounce get poisoned and puke up a hairball, thus saving his life.
>>71677754
>didn't even breed her
Hobbit please
>>71677721
It's easier to believe that the Night's Watch did a shit job at stabbing him, then got better and broke his vows to defend Winterfell than believing that Jon came back from the dead.
>>71676492
Reminder that how the fuck is bran in any way controlling the NK when it's been blatantly shown to be the other way around
>inb4 can't into time travel
Fuck off with that shit
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675132
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>Based Aerys II will never build the second wall, the Dorne irrigation system, the new great city on the Blackwater, conquer the Steptones and just make the world a better place like he wanted
>>71677741
I know that feel all too well
I want to marry Maisie!
>>71677723
They know about Drogon landing on the Daznak pit when Dany was about to get killed, killing a bunch of them, then allowing her to climb on top of him to fly her to safety...
Either she can control them, or they control themselves but wants to do everything they can to save her.
Pretty much the same threat to the slavers in this situation..
>>71677453
why? for all they knew she was dead somewhere far away. and even when she did show up, it was a peace negotiation she requested and she went there without her dragon.
>>71676367
>a fucking fish
>>71677776
The Lannisters are assholes.
>>71677614
Ser Pounce for the Iron Throne
>>71677798
chunky Salsa is preg
>>71677801
>It's easier to believe that the Night's Watch did a shit job at stabbing him, then got better and broke his vows to defend Winterfell than believing that Jon came back from the dead.
There are thousands of people who saw it happen with their own eyes dou.
>>71677776
Jon was a brooding whiny faggot with a permanent stupid face.
He deserved all the shit he got.
>>71677790
You are going to eat your fucking words soon.
>>71677776
>Tyrion also gave Jon shit for being a bastard
He didn't, he was making small talk and sympathizing with him you idiot.
>>71677486
does Storm's End even exist in the show? D&D have been conveniently omitting it so far.
>>71677616
Brienne will be Lord Commander of the King/Queen's Guard
>>71677755
kek
that reminds me, was the other kingsguard ever named?
is he really Gerold, or is he Oswell? Or an unnamed Token KG?
>>71677807
who voted for Urine?
Reminder that Bran is, unknowingly or not, a champion of the Great Other.
>>71677849
She's already been confirmed as not pregnant.
Sophie's just bloated sometimes, even talked about the pics from preseason where a lot of people took it to be a bump, nope, just bloated.
>>71677890
>does Storm's End even exist in the show? D&D have been conveniently omitting it so far.
Stormlands are cut. They don't exist anymore. Baratheons only come from Crownlands now.
>>71677899
Oswell
>>71677790
I hate Jon, that's why I want him to get cucked by CIA, but Dabid have been veering into fanfic level writing as of late.
>You don’t owe Westeros any more. You’ve given them everything.
>Not everything. Not yet.
What did he mean by this?
>>71677878
kek this fucking delusion. stop being so salty that jon has no superpowers
>>71677888
Tyrion was also very kind to Bran, when he had little reason to be. He was one of the best characters early on.
>>71677898
>Brienne
>not getting BRED
Never
>>71677899
He's Hightower. He's not named in the scene but they mention him later in the episode, and the actor confirmed that was his character's name.
>>71677807
I voted Qyburn...
In the books I support Baelish but on the show I know that every victory LF has will ultimately just be given to Sansa when she rekts him by the power of feminism.
I'll take a Qyburn/Cersei win over Sansa manipulating LF and stupid shit like that.
>>71677906
>who voted for Urine?
Cucks, just like the Jon autists
>>71677912
Maybe she got preg in real life then got a quicky abortion?maybe that's also why aiden gillen and his wife are now separated
>>71677217
cool story bro
>>71677942
Maybe he just needs to let it go.
>>71677942
He just wants to save the world from the fiery hell R'hllor would bring
>>71677961
>Sansa manipulating LF and stupid shit like that.
You know they are gonna do something stupid with Sansa stabbing CIA.
At least with Qyburn we can get a wild ride and maybe he escapes and becomes Night King's mad scientist.
>>71677815
I hope you get her, Anon.
But at the same time if you did I'd probably feel horrible and would spend the rest of my life thinking it could've been me
>6 votes
OUR GUY
>>71677912
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>>71677890
They wasted all the season 2 money on Blackwater, Renly's armor and the finale's dragons so they couldn't show Storm's End during the Baratheonbowl.
Now they have enough money to show three huge ass dragons burning down a fleet and a large scale battle in the same episode.
>>71677807
>voting for anyone except iceman
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>71678015
>OUR GUY
>>71677946
Not melting in fire is not really a super power. Jon hasn't done any Melisandre level magic like shooting shadowy assassins out of his asshole. In a show that has dragons and giants, I find it curious that you literally can't believe a main character might be impervious to fire.
>>71677972
No.
And he'd been separated from his wife for a while by the time news of it came out in 2015.
He's into dark haired chicks now.
LittlefingerxArya when?
>>71677776
because it was more realistic back then and people didn't go out of their way to consider everyone's feefees like good little liberals defying the medieval setting.
So does Preston actually post here, or did we just steal all of our memes from him?
Queen Cersei
Why do girls love Jon Snow so much?
Jaime is much better looking and actually has a personality.
>>71678002
Qyburn is also one of the good actors left.
And he rarely has bad writings.
I don't know if it's linked somehow, do they let him fix their shit writing?
Septon Ray (or wtv his name was) had mostly good writing too, even if it wasn't Meribald's speech.
>>71678054
I wouldnt be surprised if he did post here he seems autistic enough to fit in
If Tywin had found out who Arya was, how stupid would he have felt? Had the other Stark girl right next to him the entire time.
>>71677953
>Talks all kinds of shit to Theon who only wanted to say goodbye
>Pretends it never happened when meeting him again in s6
>Acts as if it happened the other way around in fact
Tyrion is just a trash character since he got to the east desu, I hope Theon does grow his cock and backbone back and just kills the fucker.
>>71678048
He still could've had a one night stand.
Also, the obvious answer is Baelish x Bran.
>>71678045
>how do we prove jons a targ
>idk lets light him on fire that makes a lot of fucking sense even though only one targ in the history of the world has ever been immune kek
this is never going to happen
People keep saying the Mountain is left to do 'some horrible torture' to the septa.
It was pretty obvious he rapes her, isn't it?
I mean you see him start to undo his belt. That's a fairly clear sign of what is to come.
>>71678084
>Septon Ray
Shame he died in the same episode he appeared. FLASH BACKS WHEN?
>>71678084
he's not really fleshed out enough to be butchered
>>71678081
I don't know. He's like a Twilight character. Maybe that's why.
>>71678081
The anime hair
Jon wasn't even the best looking Stark boy.
>>71678093
idk I feel like tywin kind of knew
he always had this weird omnipotent aura around him in their scenes together
plus he did have other bigger shit going on and tywin doesn seem like a petty fuck that would give a shit about arya
>>71678087
It's funny because Preston's voice is the voice I read all of the posts in on this board, I just didn't know it until I heard his voice. I think Preston is the chosen autist.
What lands do you think Cersei will grand Qyburn for his Davos tier loyalty? Everyone turned on her, excluding him and maybe Jaime.
Why did the writers, directors, and producers decide to butcher this show? Season 6 is like shit you write after you've given up.
>>71678054
his shit video is being linked in every thread. what do you think?
>>71678163
>petty fuck that would give a shit about arya
>Arya fucking STARK
>petty
nigger you what?
>>71678131
Not to mention the fact that the mountain is known for his rapes.
Keep in mind people cheered at the scene and were happy to see the implication of rape.
>>71678104
He's being an asshole to Tyrion in s6 because, he burned two young boys alive. Tyrion even believes they were Bran and Rickon, who he met personally, and that one was a cripple.
Not that the fact it was other boys makes it any better.
>>71678163
Being that she was a valuable hostage, I think he'd have done something if he knew. Definitely would not have left her in Harrenhal.
>>71678093
>he thinks that was actually Tywin at Harranhal
>>71678081
His presence exudes rebel without a clue. That's why.
>>71678131
>>71678204
welp I dunno, kinda doubt it
Can undead get an erection? Not to mention desire
