This shit is fucking terrible, seriously wtf.
It tries so hard to be like 2001 that it's funny.
>>71676165
What don't you like about it?
>>71676188
Sort of. It's visually entertaining though.
>>71676165
>50% of the movie is space ship loading scenes
why?
>Millennials posting
>>71676235
Because they finally had money to build an awesome model and they got too excited.
>>71676226
This is one of those boring episode stories where they encounter something "weird", only now it lasts more than two fucking hours
>>71676266
35 years old
>>71676302
>This is one of those boring episode stories where they encounter something "weird", only now it lasts more than two fucking hours
you mean like the best episodes of star trek?
>>71676165
Anything with Captain Kirk and Spock, with the original actors, is fucking good. The film could be 2 hours of Spock taking it up the ass and it'd be a good movie.
>>71676165
TMP is great, second best Trek film after Voyage Home
>>71676348
haha wouldn't that be crazy!
I wonder if something like that exist hahah
that would be soooo weird! Someone should be a troll and totally post that hahahah
What happened to the bald chick, I totally zoned out, she didn't get probed but became probed? lol
LOL she just bursted through a wall, calm down sinead
>>71676417
She became Borg.
>>71676446
they should give her the d so she appreciates carbon lifeforms more
>>71676417
>>71676446
>She became Borg
Fucking seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the actual fucking origin of the Borg.
>>71676410
>second best Trek film after Voyage Home
Anon, please. Neither of these even come close to Wrath of Khan. Based Montalban.
>>71676851
I agree, some writer literally probably rewatched this movie and came up with the borg.
V'ger makes me think of Vagina
>>71676851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anMOQ3vTy9k
>>71676851
>Fucking seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the actual fucking origin of the Borg.
That's been speculated ever since the Borg were introduced in Q, Who?
>>71676165
>>71676188
t. plebs
TMP is trekkino
>synth drones for 3 minutes as the ship slowly drifts across the screen
bravo
>>71677025
the majority of the actors had to be going "wtf" during most of production lol
>>71676913
Is that from the Legacy game? It's been ages since I've played that, but I don't think it was canon, I mean the game itself had a shitloads of sexy, made-up classes, pic related.
>>71677025
>being a cosmic pleb
bravo
V'GER NAME REVEAL
FUCKING MIND BLOWN
>>71676165
Yeah, that's just like... your opinion, man.
![Star.Trek.The.Motion.Picture.1979.720p.BRrip.x264.YIFY.mp4_snapshot_00.50.28_[2014.10.18_21.48.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GFr2beE.jpg "Star.Trek.The.Motion.Picture.1979.720p.BRrip.x264.YIFY.mp4_snapshot_00.50.28_[2014.10.18_21.48.27].jpg")
>>71676165
>>71676235
>>71676287
>>71676410
yes TMP might be boring storywise, but they spent a ton of money on visuals and effects.
About 15 years ago I came across a site of the guy who painted the Enterprise model for the movie, spending MONTHS forming a lighting and paint scheme for it, while getting to look good under studio lighting.
TMP is a piece of art, and should be treated as such, not a action movie (that's where Trek Ii comes in)
Also look at the glorious warm effect that was lost on future movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj178APgdno
>>71676341
Word up!
Devil in the Dark, The Corbomite Maneuver, The Changeling – Some of the awesomest of awesome Trek episodes deal with that sort of story . But only one movie. And that's why it's awesome.
>>71676302
>35 years old
You posted that on the internet, so it must be true.
>>71677563
>Word up!
The fuck? It's like the 80's-90's all over again. You better be wearing a fucking dookie chain, Kangol cap, and unlaced Adidas to make that saying work.
>>71677528
>About 15 years ago I came across a site of the guy who painted the Enterprise model for the movie, spending MONTHS forming a lighting and paint scheme for it, while getting to look good under studio lighting.
Look to what lengths scale model enthusiasts go to even get CLOSE to that effect:
http://www.ianlawrencemodels.com/wipplentcom.html
Almost every page is merely concerned with lighting and the paint scheme, with the last five pages dealing EXCLUSIVELY with the combination of paint and decals used on the saucer part of the model.
>>71677647
I'm old.
>>71676302
>This is one of those boring episode stories
YEA, BRAH, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING GAY, FUCK THAT HOMO CRAP, THE LAST FEW TREK MOVIES R MORE FUCKING WICKED THAN THAT GAY BORING CRAP, HAVING ________ BEING MAD AS FUCK AND HAVING A BIGGER SHIP THAN THE ENTERPRISE AND KICKING ITS ASS, THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME, SO FUCKING CASH BRAH, LIKE FUCKING HELLAKINO, HIGH FIVE MAH NIGGARONI
>>71677782Me too. Nice to meet a fellow b-boy.
>>71677736
I have that model actually. Bought it about 11 years ago. Too scared to built it because I know I'll fuck something up. And its out of print now so I dont have another chance if I blow it.
I will saw, that saucer is HUGE almost 2' in diameter and the ship is almost 5 feet long in the end. A great model by polar lights
>>71677736
The RPF dot com has guy that do all kind of that shit, in their studio scale forum, they have guys that spend thousands of dollars and hours tracking down all the old models ILM used to build the studio models from Episodes 4-6, hundreds of store bought models no longer made that ILM guys would use one or two parts from for some small detail on the MilleniumFalcon model.
Those guys are crazy as fuck, but dedicated.
>Not liking objectively the best Star Trek movie.
>>71676851
>>71676899
http://canonfodder.ex-astris-scientia.org/?History_%26amp%3B_Cartography:Hypothetical_History_of_the_Borg
>>71677979
You misspelled Nemesis.
>>71677647
Fuck off. That song is rad:
https://youtu.be/MZjAantupsA
Also every decade since the 80s has had its own version so far:
>mid-nineties:
https://youtu.be/lYzijRRRYxU
>late nineties/turn of the century (this sucks!):
https://youtu.be/nEUno4QEQFQ
>oughties:
https://youtu.be/XimIbnMbeRE
>tens (this sucks even more!):
https://youtu.be/1zk0ToEA8sY
>>71678233
>Fuck off.
Likewise, you fucking tool. Firstly, I was commenting not on the song, but on the the fact that he used it as a saying.Which I haven't heard since the 80's-90's.Also, EVERY VERSION OF THAT SONG SUCKS. Except for the original.
>>71678332
Yesh, itsh me. Bend over, pusshy!
>>71678375
>Firstly, I was commenting not on the song, but on the the fact that he used it as a saying
But that was the joke, dude-a-roni.
And the Gun version doesn't suck.
>>71678687
>>71677563
>Word up!
>Dude-a-roni
I feel at home ;_;
