>movie starts with a quote
>>71671717
why does this bother you
>>71671753
Then I know that the movie is going to be pretensions especially if the quote is from somewell known person who lived 500 years ago
>>71671717
>movie starts with a definition
>it's a Nietzsche quote
>movie starts with a quote said by a character that doesn't exist
>>71671717
Name one movie faggot
>>71672095
>t. Someone who doesn't watch movies
>>71671717
>Movie starts with a voiceover quote with a cockney accent
>"but we all know that's bullshit don't we mate"
>cue music and title credits
>>71672129
Still didn't answer my question retard
>Movie starts with a misquote that has nothing to do with the movie
>>71672292
Of course I'm not answering, that would be humouring you. I find you so fucking stupid and clearly underaged to make it sound like plenty of movies don't start with a quote, my disdain for you couldn't be higher. I actually hope you literally die.
>>71672444
Haha! I made you mad loser
>>71672613
Does it hurt to not have friends and hate life?
>>71672292
Problem Child 2
>movie is in color
>>71672674
Thank you, this other guy is a prick
>>71672646
Stay under the age of 18 and also a redditor
>>71672706
>>>/SRS/
>>71672095
Dawn of Justice
>>71671717
I fucking died when the new Kojima joint trailer started with a quote.
>>71672722
So yes?
And I'm 22 and never even been on reddit, so what now?
>>71671989
FUCK THIS SO MUCH. IT'S 1000X MORE CRINGE THAN A QUOTE AND IT ALWAYS MEANS THE MOVIE IS GONNA BE SHIT
>>71672850
You're the embodiment of Reddit. You're Reddit personified
>movie starts with the main character waking up, having breakfast, going to work, etc.
>>71672916
Is that all you can say?
>>71673093
pshh I havent even started yet kiddo
>Movie doesn't start
>>71673194
How's the virgin life
>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me.
>>71673230
You just clicked once too many times going fullscreen, anon.
>film starts with multiple walls of text explaining the state of the world
>any trope ever
>>71673355
Let's fight you bitch
>>71673551
Not a fan of Star Wars?
>>71673709
Give me your best fucking shot
>>71673911
Where you at
>>71673835
No it's shit.
>movie starts making perfect sense from the beggining
>movie has a linear plot
>movie starts with a spoiler about the end of the movie
wow so creative
>>71673446
Tgis is the worst feel
>>71672981
thats what people do stupid NEET
>>71671717
Don't shit on Fear and Loathing, ya cunt.
>movie instantly cuts from studio logo to an incredibly bright scene
>>71673835
Not him, but I never liked the scrolling text part of any of the Star Wars films. I don't like the introductory music for some reason. The rest is fine.
>Movie opens with more than 10 seconds of logos.
>>71675219
>studio logo becomes an object in the actual film
>>71672095
Pretty sure Birdman and Sicario both did
>>71671717
Hey Metal Gear's a game you dip.
>>71671717
>>movie starts
>>71671989
pulp fiction was pretty good
>>71671717
>essay starts with a quote
>>71672062
>He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
can this opening meme end?
>movie's logo gets darker and gritty to show the movie's progressive theme
BRAVO ROWLING
>>71673373
SAUCE
>>71675717
I love Harry Potter. I wish I was Harry Potter... This world is boring and I am nobody.
>>71671717
This thread started with an unsourced quote, you hypocritical heathen.
>>71675800
Christy Marks.
>>71675829
The Harry Potter universe is fucking shit. You fucking pleb, get some taste
>>71671717
>movie starts with a protagonist's relative dying
Very rarely does it end up being a good movie when that's the way ti starts.
It's usually indicative of lazy writing, going for the cheapest way to try and garner sympathy for the main character.
>>71675863
Oh jesus Hitler, tnx man
>>71671717
> Best of the rest of the best of the rest
>>71675863
Uhh you don't get to bring friends.
>>71675717
>movie ends with protagonists house winning the cup despite being second place all year
>>71672095
The Blindside
>>71672062
Fuck you. That movie was great.
>movie starts with a captcha
>Movie title is actually present in the mise en scene rather than superimposed over the image
Love that shit. Manhattan is the only one that springs to mind right away.
>movie starts in media res
>Suddenly, the frame freezes
>In a voiceover, the protagonist goes 'whoah hold up, you're probably wondering how I got here, well...'
>>71676601
Apocalypse Now does that too. And yeah, it's cool.
>>71671842
>pretensions
>movie starts with beginning credits
>this shit at the end of Love & Mercy
like yeah it's a good album but come on
>>71675686
I honestly don't understand the abyss part, it seems meaningless to me. Is it just my autism?
>>71677167
Everyone makes mistakes friendo :^)
>movie starts
>it's in 30fps
>>71677442
im the opposite i cant stand 60fps. I love me my 30
>>71672095
Fear and Loathing
>>71677341
It basically means that even if you are a good person but witness too much evil it corrupts you. Shit any emo teen could come up with but for some reason Nietzsche is le 2deep4u GOAT philosopher. Philosophy is retarded in general.
>3k+ years of philosophy
>literally solved nothing except spawning real sciences that actually do shit
>movie begins with narration
>>71671842
this so much. every film that starts with a quote creates so much pre-tension I can't handle it
>movie starts with the protagonist in a bad situation, and just before something major happens to him/her it jumps back months before the event.
>>71678550
they are overusing this shit too much
>>71678550
>record scratch
>"I bet you're all wondering how I got here"
>>71678550
fuck you ratatouille was great
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>>71675717
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>>71671717
> nigger is in movie
>>71673373
>And who..
>Are you..
>OP has autism
>>71675717
I always thought that represented how WB is slowly dying
The Queen
>>71678759
I don't get it
>>71671717
> Its a movie.
Disgusting.
>>71671717
This was based
/t/v/ is real
>>71680802
He's Brazilian
Kill bill took a piss on this one.
The film opens with:
>"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
>slight delay before giving the source
>"-Old Klingon proverb"
>>71681113
Memeforce 2: Rise of the Jew was an even better movie
>"All white men are cowards and the foolish goyim will be exterminated in blood and fire"
>slight delay
>"-some greasy jew"
>>71677175
So every single movie ever then?
Wait, you might actually be onto something...
>>71677520
You pleb, I literally cannot watch a film if it is any more than 16 frames per second. Do you even kino?
>>71672444
we are all going to die either way, faggot.
>>71681490
Don't respond so late to one of my posts ever again
>movie starts with the end
>>71681513
Sorry I was busy fucking you mom
>>71672095
Breakfast Club
>>71678128
Philosophy has helped people become enlightened, including me. It is literally the most important thing on earth.
Duck you sucker is pretty good
>"movie" isn't in 60fps
>>71681585
Memento owns
>>71671717
Poor soul , he was just to high strung
>>71674587
a movie is linear by definition
perhaps you would rather play a video game?
>>71681372
24fps - no more, no less
>movie is in 60fps
