Gravy's good tonight.
>>71671597
>eating gravy
This is whysee filename, Tone
>>71671649
There's no stigmata these days.
>>71672254
ONLY FAHNOOKS EAT PUSSY
>>71672295
To Junior!
>>71672254
wasn't it little carmine who said that?
i remember little carmine being retarded, not his dad.
give me my GABAGOOL
>>71672521
Fuckin QUEEEEUHZ
>tfw find myself behaving more and more like Paulie each day
>short of killing people and driving a Cadillac
>>71672439
>wasn't it little carmine who said that?
no
>>71672439
Every single last one of them was retarded. From New Jersey to New York to Florida and back.
>>71672439
i think carmine says it to tony when they talk about ton seeing a shrink
Right when they thought I was out
I dragged myself back in there
IT'S A JOKE
>>71672538
He asks about you.
So what did Christopher's "three o'clock" hell message mean?
>>71672538
me too lmao
>>71672600
>LIVE FROM MIAMI BEACH
madonna i got store fronts coming outta my ass
>>71672640
He is loyle to his capo
...in the end, Loius clapped him in irons.
>>71672640
Everything in The Sopranos is related to the number 3:
>obvious Catholicism
>deaths (especially cancer) always come in threes
>the "Tony clipped" camp uses it as the ultimate proof (3rd hti on Tone, MOJ guy coming from 3 o'clock)
>there's a bunch of other stuff I'm forgetting right now
>>71672439
Junior says it at some point
>>71672628
Imagine if it actually was a joke..?
Imagine, if you will, that Vito had reached some extremely high-tier level of irony to where he had to become first person participant to the punchline while also being the person telling the joke.
Imagine that this "joke" is told in part of his brain and then back to himself, then agreed upon to be taken into reality as a part of a character study of what being gay would mean, how it would effect his wardrobe and what the gay lifestyle entailed..
IMAGINE
>>71675124
>ywn go to one of those goombah backroom hooker and gambling parties
>>71671649
At least he ate gravy and not pussy like a fanook
>>71675124
This fucking guy never stops breaking balls
WHAT ARE THOSE, TIC-TACS?
>>71674366
I loled.
>>71672538
Watch it Chrissy, heheh
>>71672628
Catching, not pitching?
>>71672600
Not necessarily retarded. Just they were all these poor ass, uncultured niggas who got rich as fuck through crime. Most of them acted rich but you could tell through their speech/attempts to sound cultured that it was just that--a lousy attempt.
>>71675279
The second you pull out a box of Tic-Tacs, everyone is suddenly your best friend.
Just started marathoning this for the first time in years. What was your favorite season /tv/ ?
>>71675515
>every time Little Carmine opened his mouth
>>71675608
it's all good
>>71675608
i gotta say, season 3 for maximum comfyness
>>71675608
Season 5
>>71675783
>HURR DURR PINE BARRENS
Fuck off faggot, and take your "comfy" word usage with you back to the other site.
>>71675378
>>71675830
I actually find that episode overrated but OK I take your faggot
Rewatching Sopranos for the first time in many years, I had completly forgotten how fucking retarded these guys were
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now.", she says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?"
>>71675865
They were suckin' each other's cocks.
You got your hunchback of Notre Dame, then you also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame...
Word to the wise, rememberthese dubs.
This is supposed to be a great gladiator movie? THEY DIDN'T HAVE CREW CUTS BACK IN ROMAN TIMES!
that sexual tension with no actual fucking
kino
I want the prequel series so bad
>>71675974
I normally hate the dream sequences, but at least they let us get some Melfi fanservice without compromising her character.
>>71676158
Me too. If enough shows like "Vinyl" get cancelled HBO might give it a shit.
>>71676158
fuck off shill
>>71675950
>>71676158
STANDING WITH THE BONE IN?
>>71676279
>Thinking you'd need to actually shill for a prequel to the greatest show ever.
>>71672521
>>71675950
>>71676700
Fucking Paulie
>given world class gourmet dishes in Italy
>eww this is gross, gimme some children's food
Your father was run over by a trolley, right?
my dad acts 100% like paulie. fml
>>71677084
actually this was a little stupid i thought. how did carmine not know paulie at all here? they've both been around for decades. i mean they were both old timers, coming from more or less the same area.
AIDS?
>>71677202
Carmine is old and has a shitty memory and everyone in New York doesn't give a shit about New Jersey, basically.
>>71677249
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!
>>71672600
Johnny Sack was pretty bright.
Carmine was way older, when he was in his prime, Paulie was an up and coming nobody from sheepfucking Jersey. And once Carmine became a don, he didn't have to to face-to-face business with non-bosses. Why should he give a shit about some soldier from the pigmey thing back in Jersey?
Orrrrr, maybe he was just fucking with Paulie here, with David Chase as showrunner it's always a possibility.
> It's a Janice is useless and fucks everything up and then somehow decides it's not her fault episode
>what this thing needs is what we call a Brogan adjustment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edMZLyx3z_s
>>71676158
there'd be no point
jezzus ... muh fawking bawls
>>71675939
Haven't you ever thought about those kind of things?
>>71672438
http://www.strawpoll.me/10665251
>>71672628
It was just a prank bro
will the jews ever let a show like this be produced again?
>>71675163
That reminds me, the only character in the series I would want to be would be that dick pill doctor since he got to hang out with them while being legitimate.
>>71677872
The show is too redpilled for our time.
>>71677872
very unlikely when you see the current social and political climate
>tfw based Bobby fucked Tony up
>>71675865
I wish they had kept them on the show longer, they were great comic relief.
>>71676158
I want my fucking missing Boardwalk Empire season, what the fuck HBO?
>Skipped over St. Valentines Day Massacre (Obviously done by Eli and Van Alden)
>Skipped over Atlantic City Conference
>Skipped over Rothsteins death
They got money for fucking tits and dragons but not that?
>>71675608
check out arconaitv dot me, 24/7 sopranos stream along with other shows. I have rewatched the show 10 or 11 times, often just leave it run while working on another screen.
>>71675852
I'll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there.
>>71678052
Cheap shot.
>>71678144
Oh and to answer your question, I have no particularly favourite scene, but I guess if I had to choose it would be 3.
Why did Hesh, a Jew, commit miscegenation?
>>71678232
just jew propaganda
>>71678232
Seriously doubt there was any actual breeding involved.
>>71677872
nope
>>71678310
fucking disgusting
>>71678310
wtf is this shit
>>71678310
what did they mean by this
>>71678058
Christopher should get more sidekicks, or Mumur should have more screentime.
>>71678407
silly goyim, did you not know the first astronauts were black? did you not know that blacks invented space ships?
>>71678310
>GOYGLE
SHUT IT DOWN
>>71678407
google using a major scientific event to push their multicultural agenda.
>>71675865
i could watch a spin off of them two
>>71678310
wow
thats really a whole new level
>>71675865
COCKSUCKIN, MOTHAFUCKIN WIND
>>71678310
say no more shitlords
>>71678581
>Et tu, Tyrone?
>>71678581
>>71672521heh heh
>>71675608
Season 3 was comfy as fuck and funny.
>Livia dies
>Meadow and Jackie Jr.
>Jackie Jr. acting tough
>Ralphie being absolutely based
>Janice gets rekt by Russians
>Pine Barrens
>Billy Mouth Bass
>>71675974
Still mad there was no proper sex scene, dem fucking legs.
>>71678138
underrated, esp. that Shit Tier
>>71678232
He was around all those hot black girl groups in the 60s, he got a taste for mulignan cooze
>>71678310i don't get it
>>71678901
You've been goyed by the kikes
>>71676839
I gotta take a wicked shit
>>71672600
Little Carmine was a genius
>>71672538
Paulie is about a trillion times more sociopathic than Tony and by far the worst person in the show
He has zero loyalty or morals, absolutely no scruples whatsoever
>>71678310
>tfw didn't even notice it
Still socially functioning, I see. Enjoy your basement, /pol/.
>>71675973
>the constant Rolling Rock plugs
>>71675608
Five maybe? The final 9 episodes?
It's honestly harder than people usually credit it, the quality is sustained so well throughout the whole thing
>>71672439
Little Carmine was a tactical genius.
>Paulies contentness with being back in america after he finds out he hates Italy
Paulie is fucking GOAT
>>71678232
>Did you hear about the Jewish terrorist?
>He hijacked a plane...had to use up those air miles
also /pol/ can leave with their off-topic posting
>>71672628
Met this dude in vegas. He was smoking a cigarette outside the convention center and I got a picture. He was pretty pissed as it is.
>>71676839
Tell me about Paulie, why does he call tomato sauce "gravy" and pasta "macaroni"?
>>71679226
He was also the last man standing. Paulie looked out for himself. He had no wife or kids to hold him down. He was in great shape and survived from cancer due to his own premonitions. His lack of loyalty to anyone also was a life saver when Leotardo wanted to whack Jersey family. Paulie wasn't in the top position like Silvio and Bobby.
He was a true survivalist.
>>71675124
I can't believe the guts on some of these guys, what the hell is it with Italian genes and massive guts? I swear Sopranos has more fat people on it than half of all tv these days, and modern fat people on tv seem to be big all over, not pregnant.
>>71679438
>Furio's sadness with being back in America as he drives past strip malls and other highway-side ""scenery""
>>71679534
He had some serious Catholic magic going on
Was there a bigger wasted character than Furio?
Instead of being a based head cracker from the other side he became top cuck.
What went wrong?
>>71677872
a show celebrating the Italian mafia and not the Jewish mafia?
>>71677325
We don't fuck sheep in Jersey
We fuckpigs AKA white trash
>>71677202
Paulie was so irrelevant that even Phil Leotardo thought killing him wouldn't make a difference.
There's no scraps in my scrap book, get it done
>>71679689
>What went wrong?
He wanted a piece of christmas cake
>>71678310
i don't see myself as a racist but this really pisses me off.
>>71678310
Why are the men shorter than the women?
>>71679885
I actually started rooting for Phil Leotardo in season 6
>Buries the hatchet with Jersey out of respect of Johnny Sack
>Mob Boss who has more of values than degenerate gambler and overeating Tony
>Kills Vito what Tony should had done in the first place when the entire Jersey wanted him gone
>>71675882
Did you here the one about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand.
i just finished this series for the first time last week and i already want to start it over again.
fuck man that last scene was so anxiety inducing and then i was just washed over with a great sadness. is this normal?
>>71677279
>>71679795
>>71677202
>>71677084
I TOLD YOU THEY'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A GLORIFIED CREW
Who is best girl and why is it Meadow?
>>71680158
FUCK OFF THIS HAS NOTHING I REPEAT NOTHING TO DO WITH TELEVISION, MOVIES, OR THE SOPRANOS
>>71675852
ITS THE JACKEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT
Does anyone happen to remember how many years Phil Leotardo spent in the can?
>>71680192
Season 6B is depressing to watch.
>Johnny Sack dies like bitch
>Chrissy turns back to drugs due to constant bullying from Paulie and Tony
>Paulie being alone and losing respect from Tony and his crew
>Hesh and Tony's friendship dies due to money
>AJ committing suicide
>Bobby Baccala, the least evil person of the crew, dies.
>Silvio dies after being all these years loyal to Tony
>Phil Leotardo refusing to let go
>>71680158
i didn't really read your post but i appreciate the (You) my racist friend
>>71678310
How does the bottom picture fit into the conspiracy?
They are all white men except for the one woman.
>>71680448
You want compromise? How's this.
20 years in the can, I wanted to Banepost. But I compromised
I ate hot pockets on the hothead instead
>>71680514
>>71678138
>Hesh
>bro tier
Money grubbing fuck.
>>71680514
Whether or not Silvio died was never addressed, he may have lived.
>>71680514
>AJ committing suicide
I know it didn't happen, but if it did, Tony would have been destroyed emotionally. It would have made an even more depressing finale.
>>71680896
>>71678138
fucking this
>>71680896
>Gives great advice and helping Tony through the seasons
>Loans money to Tony without interest
>Meanwhile Tony gets mad for being a degenerate gambler and makes anti-semitic remarks by having to pay him back the money he loaned.
>>71680973
he tried to kill himself but he was a fuckup so he failed
>>71680896
The rent! The rent!
WHAT DA FUCK IS A GOLEM?
>>71678232
>Hesh
>Junior taxes him more
>Immediately goes to Tony to cry about it
>lowballs Junior in a deal
Was there a bigger stereotype in the show?
>>71681142
But lets say for instance that AJ succeeded in killing himself. To Tony, that would mean he COMPLETELY failed as a father. No matter how much he shielded him from the mob life, AJ would have still died a premature death.
>>71678075
The one when tony tells carm about it is better
>>71681354
Don't forget
> Gets butthurt and almost hits a guy who says that what happened to native americans was worse than the holocaust/Hitler
> Tells Massive G to go fuck himself when he gets asked for royalty payments
>>71679520
Christ, who left the door open? You're lettin regular /tv/ wit draft!
>>71681255
SAY BUPKIS
>>71671597
i gotta go get the dubs, get the dubs
>>71672438
fat fucking hands
> I love fucking cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? So, leave the fucking cock sucking cheese where it is!
>>71681979
One of the best lines in the entire show. I just wish there were more occasions to use it in real life
>>71672438
owe him a dime and you'll some great fucking speeches
>>71679559
It's the food. All high in carbs, a lot of pasta and bread.
did he died?
>>71682261
And lets be honest, these guys were stress eaters.
Not that any of this should even need to be said for how obvious it is. This is probably one of those kids who still hasn't figured out how calories work yet.
>>71682261
nothing but fat and nitrates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0raxiow9kPs
>>71682448
No he climbed a tree and stole the car.
>>71682448
Its not the destination man, its the journey
>To the victor belongs the spoils
>>71675865
>you gotta push Webistics
>>71682448
He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
going to enjoy some ceviche while coming off my buzz which episode should I watch boyos??
>>71682832
his house looked like shit
>>71671597
>calls tomato sauce gravy
Fuckin' wops.
>>71672628
>"My bottom line was impacted!"
>"I know Vito's bottom was impacted."
BASED PHIL
>>71678310
wtf i hate google now
>>71683134
I honestly feel like you'd have to have seen The Sopranos all the way through so many times you'd just be bored with it if you're ever at the point were you can just ask which episode you should watch. Maybe its just me though
>>71683313
Bugs me a lot less than people who call cookies biscuits
>>71680514
>that scene in one of the last where it's just Tony and Paulie outside Satriale's
>>71680782
He looked a lot like the Shah of Iran to be fair
>>71680782
>I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised.
>I jerked off to actresses feet
>>71683501
only seen it through once
>>71680103
>tfw wanted him and Tony to become threads after Phil's near death experience
Fuck Little Carmine for destroying the peace
>>71682656
Take your book of quotations and shove em up your fat fucking ass
I just realized I'm on my fourth or fifth viewing of the series and nothing will ever surpass it for me
I've seen the whole series, finished it a year ago or so.
I feel like watching a random episode right now. Any recommendations?
>>71685260
marco polo or christopher
>>71685260
College
>>71675608
6B and 5
I'm on my 7th or 8th rewatch and Livia and Janice have become my favorite characters.
What's wrong with me?
>he's not even washing his hands...
>>71685410
Soprano Home movies
>Under the boardwalk, with his schlong in Jan's mouth
>>71685086
>>tfw wanted him and Tony to become threads after Phil's near death experience
>him and Tony to become threads
>become threads
>threads
>>71675973
SPEAKING OF 98 POUNDS
>>71686221
>I like a woman you can grab onto something
>You grab onto Ginny Sack, your fuckin' hands will disappear
What was up with this shitty comedian?
>>71675124
Look there. There's before and way before.
Get it Tony?!?!
>>71678232
Jew runs record company and skims its profits from its black artists
>>71680973
Phil had one of the best deaths in the series
>>71687644
OH SHIT
I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!
Literally nothing happens: the show.
I was so disappointed given how much hype I came across.
Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones are way better.
>>71687480
>hiring the same comedian that bombed at the nursing home
what was Sil thinking?
WOKE UP THIS MORNING...
>>71687705
ralph had shit taste in movies
>finished watching Mad Men today (didn't like it)
>seeing this thread pushed me to rewatch The Sopranos again
Is it just me or is Gandolfini way slimmer than in the later seasons?
>>71688312
Gandolfini ain't even fat in the first season, really. He's got some chub but he's got the muscle to match
He gains weight throughout the show and is a fat tub of lard by the last season
>>71688371
Yeah that first scene in the pilot where he walks into the kitchen shirtless after feeding the ducks, he more or less has the same build as me but hairier. Not fat but definitely not skinny
Oh madonne I need to lose weight
>>71680514
tony dies. tony dies. tony dies, everybody.
the final scene is most depressing for me. the entire last episode too. just bleak and pessimistic and barren and dead. but good.
Aye!!!! Ova here! Ova dere! Gonna get some gabagool!
>>71678138
Bobby was a faggot ever since Tone got shot, I don't what happened but the writers fucking ruined him. Other than that just swap Phil and Furio
>>71688431
>>71688489
madon'*
and
ton'*
>>71688512
*tips 'go 'za*
>>71688437
Didn't David Chase say he didn't?
>>71685242
realised what?
>>>71678138
>Bobby was a faggot ever since Tone got shot,
he literally didn't change. just got more screen time into his personal life. before it only showed him and Uncle June, after it showed him with his family and Janice
Also, him and Tone got closer. Tony started using him as his right hand family man that he would communicate only to. He replaced Chrissy when Tony realized Chris wanted him dead after watching Cleaver
>Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?
>>71688578
he never said he did or didn't. he said it's pretty obvious if you pay attention when watching the show.
he was furious people were so obsessed with people wanting to see Tony die on screen though. Especially after cheering him on while he did horrendous things for 6 seasons
>>71686091
janice is unironically a top 5 character
tony
chrissy
janice
jun
johnny sack
>>71688565
>>71688565
heh?
>>71688578
negative. ton's fawkin ded
>>71688371
>>71688431
I always thought it was weird how skinny he looks in that black and white promo image people always use to start these threads
post best small characters
>>71688740
DON'T GET CUNTY
>>71688706
I want to kill her at every moment she's on screen. She doesn't even have to have opened her fucking mouth yet. I feel like a lot of people have either known or personally have a pathological piece of shit delusional person in their family's who lives in their own little world at the expense of others.
If thats what makes her a good character, so be it I guess.
He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
>>71688878
well she may not be very likeable but as a character she is superbly written and acted
>>71675865
UP IN DA CLUB
>>71688907
His house looked like shit!
>>71688773
>You gotta' bee on'a you' 'at!
>Stupid'a fackin' gaym!
>Aggiu capit'.
>Statti zitta, puttana! Sei fortunata che non t'aggio 'mmazzat'. *Spits.*
>Give me one thousand dollars.
>>71688953
Goddamn I love that song
>>71671597
Sopranos threads are doomed for failure, there simply aren't enough memes.
>>71689133
Some of us are loyle to our capo
>>71689133
Fuckin' internet wasn't well-memed during the show's era.
>>71689133
While the show itself certainly doesn't suffer for it, its because the dialogue can be so dense and the episode count and average length is so long that a lot just can't be remembered all the time if you haven't just been recently watching it.
Its better this way
If anyone wanted a playlist of all the Bada Bing songs, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjv8ZxMbWY2rqZtxqBap-z4FePNGk1s0b
>>71689155
>I manuged to get the drop on him.
>>71678581
The fuck? Do they actually think this is helping anyone?
>>71689325
she musta crawled under there for warmth
>>71689284
I've watched the show twice or thrice through and rewatched clips on YouTube for hours. I find myself recalling random shit in bed at night or in transit or wherever.
But, there is a lot of good shit you won't necessarily remember.
>>71689307
Oh thank god
>>71689325
I still don't see how someone with such low intelligence could get depressed enough to manage a heroin addiction. I mean his life is totally fucked like everyone elses but you'd think he'd be a bit more blissfully ignorant, treat it like a video game or something
>>71689307
fucking youtube and deleted videos
>>71689379
Mostly stupid people do heroin though, depression was just a flimsy excuse for him.
>>71689379
>Faith knocked on the door. Fear answered. There was no one there.
I sympathized with Chrissy a lot, though. Like when he got his balls broken relentlessly by his cousins at Uncle Pat's and how his relationship with Tony fell out.
But, yeah, he was pretty fuckin' dumb.
>>71689379
He was completely disillusioned about mob life, and he didn't realize it until after he was already made.
>>71689437
cousin* and Tony, I should say.
>Fuckin' Italian people.
>>71678138
>Junior and Livia
>not comedy gold
>>71682448
he came back and the very end and shot tony
I love how no other show manages the sweet spot in grim tone, but also balances comedic realism and surrealistic segments that actually aren't pretentious. It also doesn't really hold the viewers hand, there are times where you actively have to keep tabs on all the interpersonal relationship drama.
>>71689369
Yeah. If the quality wasn't so consistently high from start to finish I might even find myself bitching about it.
>>71689437
>>71689463
True. Not sure I agree with this though >>71689415 you'd be surprised at the diversity of people who get on that type of shit.
Thread theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKaNbK19E4I
>>71689519
>I don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants.
>I saw your girl today at pet therapy. How she keep her coat so shiny?
>I had a banana in there!
>Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.
>Did we have relations?
>>71679722
they did an episode on the Hasidim.
>>71689665
kek what
Opinion time: Was Melfi a truly responsible therapist, or did Tony just keep her wet and paid all the time?
I feel like she started with good intentions but at like halfway through they both acknowledge no progress is being made and she's practically enabling him in a way. At that point I think it would have been more professional of her to cut ties
>>71689307
best song playing at the Bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pta-gf6JaHQ
>>71689871
my nigga
i was surprised when i first saw that scene and by how the song fit
>>71689463
Exactly right. He thought it was all about the mansions, the boats, the goomahs and the gabagool. Turns out it's just bending over for the right people and trying to stay out of prison/cemetery
>Up Next: Murders from The Sopranos Season One
>nearly half hour long video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo