What the fuck is this and why is it happening
>>71669525
Most of stephen king films suck
>>71669525
>via 9gag.com
Do you think they will include the underage child orgy scene this time?
>>71669625
explain
>>71669568
>All stephen king books suck
fixed that for you
>>71669649
Read the fucking book, fuckface.
>>71669699
Not that guy, but no self respecting intellectual would polute his mind by even reading a single sentence written by King.
>>71669666
Satan, we know you're jealous, but man, you got beat.
Suck it, he even evaded your demons you sent to kill him and made that into a badass book too.
>>71669625
I like the part where it's Mike Hanlon's turn, and since Bev's pussy was all blown out from just being fucked by the other guys, he goes for the butthole.
>>71669583
>>71669525
This. 9gag is filled, among other things, with fan-made posters.
>>71669751
Then what the fuck are you doing in this thread, retard?
>>71669751
Is this a meme? That Stephen King is a terrible writer? Seems like simple enough bait...
>>71669649
In the book the main characters all run a train on the female character when they are kids so that they can remember their memories or some shit
You can't adapt a Stephen King book as a movie. They're all bad. Only Shining has an honorable mention thanks to Jack Nicholson.
who the fuck did they even cast as pennywise since they dropped the fuck from breaking bad?
also, it's gonna be shit
>>71669823
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0803889/?ref_=tt_cl_t1
This is going to be really bad...
>no Tim Curry
>>71669803
....shawshank
I can't be the only one who wasn't scared by the original
Pennywise was just too damn entertaining to be frightening
>we will never get the Cary Jo Fukanaga miniseries
>>71669803
The Shining was NOTHING like the book though
it was hyper bullshitted and made into a separate entity all together
>>71669785
>Is this a meme? That Stephen King is a terrible writer?
No, that's just a fact.
>>71669861
i was really rooting for that guy from breaking bad too, he seemed like he had potential, maybe not as pennywise but they were shilling his audition as being scary and whatnot
>>71669923
Every Kings based movies are nothing like the books. Because you can't adapt them.
>>71669803
Apt pupil
Shawshank
Shining
Green mile
Firestarter
Dolores Claiborne
Misery
Storm of the Century
Secret Window
Carrie (original)
Dark Half
thinner
Hearts in Atlantis
Stand By Me
The Mist
Needful Things
Running Man
Secret Window
1408
All decent, fàm
>>71669525
This is a remake I get. The original is popular but like this anon says>>71669568 most of them look like they are done on the cheap.
IT with a proper budget and production could be cool
>>71669974
>>71669823
Which Breaking Bad actor are you talking about?
>>71669986
>>71669785
>>71669943
>I read book thus I'm an intellectual. This writer is mainstream so it's shit because I'm different and superior. The door is red, what did he mean by this ? Let's analyze that so I can discuss it at my next meeting with my small circle of superior intellectual.
We got it anon, you're special. His style is boring though, gotta admit that.
>>71670017
Christine
>>71669943
h8ers gonna h8
>>71669666
Satan speaks the truth
>>71670105
I haven't seen Christine so I didn't include it.
>>71670073
Not-Matt Damon
>>71670082
Anyone who seriously devotes themselves to reading will never defend Stephen King's writing.
>Thinking you can make a better remake without Tim Curry
>Tim Curry who was so fucking scary they had to get him to tone it down
>Tim Curry who was freaking out other members of the cast and crew
OH BOY, CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS NON MOVIE
>>71670132
fair enough
>>71670177
>Anyone who seriously devotes themselves to reading
I told you we got it, you're special. Good for you anon.
>>71669525
I got to admit, the cover art they have for this looks really good
>>71670151
kek
he was best girl in the series by far though
>>71670189
This sounds an awful lot like how people are reacting to Leto on Suicide Squad, desu
>>71670077
checked
>>71670189
>Tim Curry who was so fucking scary they had to get him to tone it down
>Tim Curry who was freaking out other members of the cast and crew
how stupid are you? we have jared leto to do those things for us now
>>71670112
why does he look like a robot ape?
>>71669751
Eh, the first few Dark Tower books are okay, before they become trash. The Shining. The Stand. Actually, I think that's it
>>71670189
>>Tim Curry who was freaking out other members of the cast and crew
source of this stuff?
>>71670250
>>71670265
woooah, another terrifying day on set with Jared, he's so good, we're actually scared XDXD #suicidesquad #insane #mgf
>>71670274
IT is better than The Stand.
>>71669751
so how would they know it's bad if they don't read a single sentence? are they just as stupid as /tv/ is with film?
>>71670223
wat
>>71670265
>we have jared leto
NICE TIMELY MEME
>>71670189
>Tim Curry who was so fucking scary they had to get him to tone it down
>Tim Curry who was freaking out other members of the cast and crew
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>>71670017
And you still managed to leave off Pet Semetary.
>>71670384
you read the statement, and i meant what i posted
todd is best girl
>>71670112
he is from the future
from Ape City
>>71669568
What? There are around a dozen shitty Stephen King films but there are also a ton of good ones.
>The Shining
>Brian De Palma's Carrie
>John Carpenter's Christine
>David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone
>Misery
>The Shawshank Redemption
>The Green Mile
>Stand By Me
>The Mist
>1408
>The Running Man
>>71670525
Shit, I didn't mean to post that image.
IT television series suck. I never found Tim Curry's Pennywise scary or disturbing. So I'm actually looking forward to this movie.
Probably be shit though.
>>71670480
I didn't think it was good mang. That's why I left it off
well the first one was absolute dog shit when tim curry wasnt on screen so im willing to accept it. too bad tim curry cant come back to do the role of it
>>71669751
Reminds me of my life
>Despise stephen king and everybody who likes him
>Be very vocal about it, be proud of the fact that I've ever read even a line of his "writing"
>Get a birthday card from a friend
>odd (badly written) sentence written at the end of it.
>google it
>it's a passage from fucking Cujo
I never spoke to him again, I still get mad now just thinking about it. Fuck Stephen King.
>>71670452
This man is a true god among men. Sad to hear about his condition. Hope he gets better.
>>71670132
Watch it, senpai. It's a must watch if you like Stephen King or John Carpenter.
>>71670588
But Firestarter is? lol
Any bookfags here? Is The Stand worth reading?
>>71670639
Yeah. It is. Pet Semetary is just gory garbage
>>71669525
>True Detective director worked on the script
>tried to make it something new and more original, less of an adaptation of the book
>wanted hard-R spooks
>got the boot by producers for thinking creatively
>got replaced with a yes-man
>will now be PG-13
>will have lines/references to the original miniseries
>will be forgettable garbage no one remembers a week later like the Poltergeist remake
Bravo Schlomo!
>>71669525
People are dumb and gay and everything sucks
>>71670717
Think you need to rewatch Firestarter. Pet Semetary is leagues better.
>>71670716
>Is The Stand worth reading?
Fuck yes. Unless you're a /lit/ snob. I think it's his Magnum Opus. It's especially neat if you like any of the Dark Tower universe.
>>71670719
>will now be PG-13
It's not.
I always thought either Peter Dinklage, Michael Shannon, or (no joke) Nicolas Cage could pull off Pennywise.
>>71670636
That movie blows.
>>71670189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZbnfXEuyc
In what fucking universe is this scary?
Face it, the movie was dogshit 100% of the time. This one has the potential to be better simply because it cant get much worse
>>71670608
>hate an author when you've never even read any of his work
>not even "a single sentence"
If this is bait, it's pretty good
>>71670760
>Clown in the rain
Why is this so unsettling? Just imagine your brain slowly realizing that his makeup isn't running and it's not actually makeup at all.
>>71670716
I'm actually reading through it right now on the recommendation of a friend and it's... okay? Very meandering. I've read a few other King novels, and while he's often got a lot of good ideas he's also very self indulgent and sloppy, including stuff he doesn't need to or probably shouldn't have. So far The Stand is bearing that out.
>>71670839
If King wasn't utter shit then retards wouldn't be able to enjoy his work.
>>71670807
Fuck off, faggot. It's one of the top 10 best Stephen King adaptations.
>>71670222
>/tv/ on the left
>>71670834
It's not scary but it's pretty unsettling m8
>>71669803
>thanks to Jack Nicholson.
>Not thanks to Kubrick
>>71669751
t. Armond White
>>71670839
It's just another case of 4chan doesn't like popular things
>/tv/ hates Stephen King now because Roland is being played by a black man
Thanks, /pol/.
>>71670910
Not even a bit. Its like a cartoon for kids trying to be scary
>>71670883
>dumb people like something
>therefore it has no merit or depth
dumb people like Bach and Haydn but that doesn't mean they understand it
>>71670841
I dunno but that guy terrorized people just for kicks
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/scary-clown-northhampton-england_n_3934290.html
>>71670968
/tv/ has always hated King. Even more than /lit/
>>71670978
>tfw pennywise is only supposed to be scary to the kids
>tfw that is literally how he is portrayed
stop posting anytime
>>71670968
well /tv/ has hated him before because he's an extremely popular author of mainstream novels.
>>71670834
This scene is mostly just hilarious. its a little creepy when they explode in blood but tim curry spinning the thing laughing is just too much comedic gold.
>>71671064
the laugh is 10/10
>>71670992
>Terrorizes English Town Just By Standing Around
Holy shit I thought that human statue stuff in Hot Fuzz was just a joke.
>tfw a photographer posted pic related on normiebook as some sort of "cute" birthday shoot for the poor boy.
The best adaptations of his work have nothing to do with horror.
IT will be a generic "dude scares lmao" popcorn flick.
>>71670888
Maybe so, but Christine wasn't a good book to start with. And I say this as a guy who likes other Stephen King Books.
>>71671135
isn't that what the horror genre is about?
no movie is going to scare you when you stop being underage, having shitty jumpscares is the only way to create tension
>>71671135
Better than the original then
>>71671114
That thing is just a child-shaped lure attached to some sort of anglerfish-like monstrosity crouched within the building.
>>71671208
What's is atmosphere, suspense, an unsettling things happening?
>>71671133
I'm reluctant to even count The Running Man as an adaptation because it's so radically different from the book. It's like 5% the same.
>>71671274
Those are important things, but my point still stands.
I like movies like The Thing or The Witch precisely for those reasons, but they're just not scary, they have a great atmosphere, and an interesting mystery that makes you want to watch them, but actual fear? I've never felt that with a movie since I was a kid.
>>71669525
so they switched Fukunaga with another generic faggot, well it will suck
>>71671208
Uh... Best horrors have one maybe two jumpscares and that's it. The best horrors are the ones that creep on you days and weeks after you watch them.
>>71670716
>Is The Stand worth reading?
No.
Most of King's work reads like you're reading something a 14 year old nerd would write.
The only book I could get through of his was "It"....and just barely.
I honestly tried "The Stand" and "The Talisman", but just couldn't force myself to finish them...
>>71671356
What movie does that you underage bitch
>>71671377
Try his short stories, they're a lot better. Running Man and The Long Walk in particular stand out.
>>71671336
The Thing might not be scary in a modern horror sense, it's rather scary and terrifying based on the very idea and possibilities within the movie.
>>71671356
Good movies in general make you think about them a long tima after you watch them.
But being scared of them even after a week is just being a bitch.
>>71671287
Most of them are WAY off from the books. He writes things that don't translate to film very well.
I don't think he's Shakespeare but he's certainly far better than most people who write at his rate. The guy is prolific.
>>71670716
Read the short story first. Then read all his other short stories, they shit on his novels.
>>71669525
IT 2017, future kino
screencap this
>>71671453
By and large I agree. The 1997 Shining was actually pretty faithful to the book and not bad. It mostly just suffered from a worse cast than the Kubrick version.
>>71671377
King didn't write the Talisman
>>71669525
is this an official poster?
man i wish fukushima was still directing this
I actually i am impressed by how King became so succesfull
>Write so many shit evey book will have some fans
How many books did he write?
1000?
>>71669625
I sure hopes so
>>71670017
I loved Langoliers but that's just probably me.
>>71671494
He co-wrote it.
>>71671380
>underage
Bye.
>>71671531
Which means he didn't.
>>71669751
t. lit
>>71670968
/pol/ didn't cast him...
>>71671505
QUICK ANSWER
Stephen King has written at least 65 books as of 2014, including 55 novels under his own name and seven novels under the pen name Richard Bachman. King’s work includes six nonfiction books and about 200 short stories.
>>71671423
>But being scared of them even after a week is just being a bitch.
Who said anything about being scared? You think people don't leave their houses and shit? lmao
>>71671232
You may be right.
![MaxOV7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xJYXjHJ.jpg "MaxOV7[1].jpg")
>tfw people always forget about Maximum Overdrive
Sure it's a shitty B-movie, but it's a great shitty B-movie in the same way Tremors is.
>>71671601
That's the supposed point of horror films.
They're supposed to be scary.
They aren't.
>>71671688
You've never been scared by a film?
>>71671658
>Written in one week while locked in his room high on coke the whole time
Yeah, that adds up.
>>71671658
>this piece of shit on par with tremors
no way. funny movie though
>>71671658
Maximum Overdrive is fun but you're overrating it and underrating Tremors. Maximum Overdrive is a cocaine fueled mess, Tremors is a perfect monster movie.
>>71671782
Unfortunately, all of his best work is coke-fueled. Sober King is just a shadow
>>71671232
>>71671604
it's a decent horror movie, nothing to write home about, but when I watched it when I was like 11 I had a hard time showering for like a month after, so I guess it's decently effective
>>71671851
>High on coke
The Shining
>Sober
Doctor Sleep
Point proved.
>>71671851
That would explain the last Dark Tower books too.
Adaptation when? I imagine this place and r9k would love it.
>>71670753
>Magnum Opus
>muh Stu
>>71671948
You and I both know it will never happen since he refuses to even acknowledge that the book exists.
>>71671495
obviously not,they just started filming that's something some 12 year old made in Photoshop in 3 minutes
>>71671886
I liked Doctor Sleep, but it definitely felt like he just has a giant board in his study filled with "strange things" and simply throws darts at it, now.
>>71670017
you literally the missed the best one of them all, anon
>>71671980
>I liked Doctor Sleep
>>71669525
It's a movie based off Stephen King's book. My guess is it's attempting to reconcile for the 1990 abomination
It's just gonna be psuedo horror crap.
There's no way in 2017 they are going to use a clown as a horror villain.
It's going to be 2deep4u ghost bullshit. Mark my words.
>>71671948
yfw this book is the source of so many mass shootings in america
>>71671966
You're right, I'm fully aware it will NEVER be adapted but I think that has less to do with King hating it and more to do with the protagonist being a school shooter. Everyone would accuse it of glorifying school shooters and most cinemas would probably refuse to play it.
>>71672044
It really isn't, also there is no "mass shooting" in the book. So shut up.
>>71671886
how much blow was he doing when he wrote The Lawnmower Man though? zero percent chance he wasn't banged up on something when he wrote that.
>>71672018
Well, they ARE making at least one Dark Tower. IT is third only to The Stand and Salem's Lot for DT tie-ins. So maybe they'll treat it as a Dark Tower prequel/sequel.
>>71672065
>I think that has less to do with King hating it and more to do with the protagonist being a school shooter.
The former is absolutely the largest part. King has gone on record saying if he could go back he wishes he had never wrote it and wishes he could destroy all copies that are out there.
>>71672044
I hope they ban for avatarfagging still.
>>71670112
Bay > Bresson
>>71671377
It was suprisingly sexual. Beth or whoevers husband was alpha as fuck
>>71671560
>the Talisman
It was still ass, though...
>>71672110
What I meant is even if King liked the book I don't think anyone in Hollywood would ever adapt it. It would be far too controversial.
>>71672299
That is a fair point as well.
>>71669751
this, i only read sophisticated novels for mature gentlemen such as myself
>>71672162
>suprisingly sexual
I don't know why it's surprising. Sex is the whole point of that book. King even says as much in the text. Making the monster's name "It" refers to sex itself, in that little kids use it as a euphuism for the act, IE "did they do IT", "are they doing IT" "what do you know about IT." The who novel is about the pain and fear of growing up, with sex as the threshold guardian.
>>71672333
Actually, its about the Crimson King's use of agents to destroy the beams, but whatever....
>>71672333
I just saw the movie and picked up the book to find it filled with 13 year old train sex, magic jews, no homo blowjobs, impotence, and a woman getting off to degration from her abusive husband
Though when you say it like that it makes 100% sense
>>71669751
this is too harsh for the /tv/ crowd. only reason we're here is because we don't read.
>>71672331
Please tell me that is not a published work.
You guys should read the newest collection of short stories from King. He is really good when it comes to short stories imo. Did quite enjoy 11.22.63 though, quite good book. Ending was ok though
>every thread until you like it
>>71672685
11.22.63 was good, though it suffers still from the same problem every King book does where it's at least 1/3 too long. I get that he wanted to get is involved in the world of 1963 but it seriously drags so slowly at some points.
>>71672733
And your point is what?
>>71672787
Yes, we've all read the book. Who gives a shit?
>>71672790
Oh you just strap in motherfucker.
>>71672753
I do agree with that, that he drags sometimes things for too long. So like you, i wish it was a bit shorter. The bazaar of bad dreams is the newest short stories book called. Do recommend reading that one as some of the stories are really good.. And i think it's here where he sort of shines, because with short stories he can't drag absolutely everything out.
>>71672822
For what? Something we've all read and know about?
>>71669751
Dolan's Cadillac and various novellas and short stories are great. Go fuck yourself cunt
>>71672839
>people on /tv/
>reading
You mean you. You've read it. Good for you.
>Produced by Seth Grahame-Smith
No thanks
Newsflash: kids have sex with each other some times.
gandalfandmagneto.jpg
>>71672928
They were like 12 and had a...train? Gangbang? Honestly I don't know the classification
the original is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr32uXnxM24
>>71672661
new york times best seller
Richard Bachman > Stephen King
Can anyone explain to me what is this shared universe you people talk about? IT and the Stand And Salem's Lot? How are they related? I've only seen the movies.
Who is the Crimson King?
>>71673115
>Who is the Crimson King?
It just works
>>71673115
The Dark Tower is really the lynch pin of it all. In the Dark Tower they move between different times and possibly dimensions. Calahan from Salem's Lot ends up in the story and the main cast even meets Stephen King who has been literally creating these worlds as he was writing them.
How creepy would Melissa Mccarthy be as Pennywise?
>>71673068
>Author's name bigger than the book's title
>>71673115
Oh also the Crimson King is just the bad guy of the Dark Tower, nothing more needs to be said of him.
>>71673180
Dang, sounds interesting. Guess I should read the Dark Tower then.
>>71672892
the preteen gangbang is pretty common knowledge. As it comes up any time anyone mentions any version of It, anywhere.
>>71673225
It starts out outstanding. Fair warning that when they get to the multi-verse stuff at book 5 it starts degrading in quality pretty quickly. Still worth reading I think but it's not the greatest ending.
>>71673115
The Dark Tower series is about an alternate universe. Or a multi-verse. And there is an uber-bad guy trying to destroy it all.
Most of King's work have references to the Dark Tower series. For example: a main character in Salem's Lot shows up in the Dark Tower. One of the main agents of the Crimson King is a bad guy in several other novels.
>>71673082
>mfw King's son went on to be an author publishing under a pseudonym so hard his own agent didn't find out about it for years
>>71673115
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have some Harry Potter merchandise!
>>71673045
Well that was weird
>>71673253
common knowledge != everyone on earth has read it
>>71671287
>>71671453
Ironically The Running Man would translate decently well to a movie if they kept the breakneck pace and kept it around 90 minutes
>>71673180
> who has been literally creating these worlds
Eh, more like tapping into them. Or something.
But yea, the idea is the dark tower links together all the different realities of the universe, the bottom being literally hell, heaven being somewhere up top, but it stretches on infinitely in either direction so unless some truly catastrophic shit happens, by accident or otherwise, top and bottom layers don't bleed towards the middle layers (our worlds) much.
The only problem is king's dark tower stuff is infinitely more interesting than any of the books that contain any of it.
>>71671996
>>71673397
It could be a fantastic thriller. But since they did the Arnold one already the odds are slim to none.
>>71673327
You don't need to read it to know about it.
>>71673263
>but it's not the greatest ending.
Understatement of the century. It's a cheap, lazy, unsatisfying ending by someone who didn't seem to give a shit in the last book.
I got pissed off by the ending and then after the shitshow of Cell, I stopped reading King.
Clive Barker > King
Even if Barker is a parody of himself sometimes: "he saw a demon, that demon had a huge errection! He turned and saw another demon. That demon had a huge erection"
>>71672115
Underrated roast
>>71672331
>Trayvon's penis flopped towards Tracy's face like an aids infested weasel of love
...at least it's better prose than GRRM.
>>71673278
Sounds cool
>>71673293
what
>>71673455
Also,
>implying they'd ever film that ending
It's a too bad, because King's endings are usually shit but that one is GOAT
>>71673471
>I shouldn't ever read anything someone else has described to me
Enjoy being a moron I guess.
>>71673538
Why would American audiences have a problem with a scene where someone crashes a passenger airplane into a large tower?
>>71673531
crazy people go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in king's later work.
No reason really.
>>71673531
On the EEEEEEEEEEE thing:The Crimson King throws literal Harry Potter Snitches at the main character. Exploding ones.
>>71673568
its posted in it's entirety in multiple places.
you aren't doing anything special.
>>71670189
>Tim Curry who was freaking out other members of the cast and crew
>He didn't send bullets to the child actors.
>He didn't say "LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION"
>>71673620
ugh, fuck you for making me realize that
>>71673115
Outside The Dark Tower series it was mostly limited references to fictional locations that appeared in his other stories. Like in The Stand they mention the town from Children of the Corn and Derry, Maine, but not the event's that took place there.
The Crimson King appears in Insomnia and The Dark Tower series.
>the giant spider ending of the series was fucking stupid, we should go back and do the book ending!Oh... It's still got a giant spider but it adds a giant turtle too...
Stephen King cinematic universe when?
>>71673766
The last thing we need is the fucking space turtle scenes. Those are stupid and meaningless.
>>71673717
>the crimson king in insomnia
>actual crimson king is crazy dumbledore trapped on a veranda, thus wants all of creation destroyed so he can get off
>hes then defeated by a dude drawing a picture of him, then erasing the picture.
fuck king. fuck him.
>>71673663
Aw, anon, we've been arguing for minutes now, I thought we had something special <3
>>71673766
The Turtle is a Beam guardian. That's why its important. Makes zero sense for a movie though.
>>71673833
see the turtle of enourmous girth, on his back he holds the earth tho
>>71672501
Forgot about the faggotry King included.
Add an "S" and an "H", and "It" would have been far more appropriately titled.
>>71673717
Derry's reputation as a town where people do shitty things is mentioned in a few books and Pennywise is referenced in Dreamcatcher.
Also Randal Flagg is in The Stand andNeedful Things
>>71673910
And he's in the Dark Tower.
>>71673805
Well, they've got Roland Deschnigger
>>71673836
You're not angry enough.Randall Flagg got killed like a bitch by a baby eating his face because he thought a clockwork tin helmet would save him
>>71673910
Randall Flagg is everywhere, dude. He's alsofucking Merlin the wizard
>>71672414
>>71673863
Making everything about the crimson king trying to destroy the tower (read: all of the universe) because he got stuck on a veranda was a mistake though. The universe doesn't need to all tie together.
>>71672787
At least in the book Eddie is not a virgin
>>71673892
Magic Jews?
>>71674012
I don't know what you're talking about.
All I remember is randall flagg wants to destroy all reality because hes literally butthurt about getting raped by a transient.
>>71669525
>CHUNG HOON CHUNG
I kek'd so hard jesus christ. I know he's park-chan wook cinematographer but his name is pure kek.
Too bad fukunaga left and producers will turn this into pure shit now.
>>71674080
He didn't want to destroy everything, he wanted to rule over all of it.
The Crimson King wanted to destroy everything because he forgot the key to his balcony door inside.
>>71670716
yeah. pretty good.
I think the Crimson King is literally described by King as a "Evil looking Santa Clause"
>>71669525
>Stephenhawkingsitremake.com
What in the fuck
>>71671948
The unrealistic part about Rage though isn't that Charlie shoots a few grown-ups, but that he manages to go all Manson and get his dipshit classmates to sympathize for him.
Still, it's hilarious how butthurt about it King is. We can always hold shit like Rage and It's child orgy over his head.
The Long Walk is the best Bachman book desu. Should've been adapted decades ago.
>>71674444
>The Long Walk
Mah nigga.checked
>>71669861
>Not getting that kid from the maze runner with the American as fuck eyebrows to play Pennywise
Big fuckup
It's the role he was born to play
>>71674356
Dude, that 'e' is important
>>71669525
Cause except for Tim Curry it was shitty. Though I doubt they could ever make a good film version.
>>71670189
Did his mom freak?
>>71674558
He was originally tapped for it but due to the delay of it and his other movies he had to back out.
>>71669525
>stephenkingsitremake.com
ayyyyy
>>71669625
Do you think they'll include a scene with the other bully that not even the other bullies liked that enjoyed killing animals and gave a handjob to the main bully until he almost sucked his cock?
WE ALL STROOOOOKE DOWN HERE
Will they make it 50s/80s or will they update it to like 80s/2010s?
>>71674983
Whatever they do, the main bully will still be a greaser with a switchblade.
>>71674983
Not sure how they could get away with all the horrible parental abuse in the 80s.
>>71670525
Fun fact: Stephen King HATED how Kubricks Shining turned out and therefore we got the TV series.
>>71675038
Because no child is abused by their parents anymore.
