What's the moral of this movie?
porn kills love
You can still get laid even if you look like an eskimo
>>71663775
>missing the point of the whole movie
wow
>>71663761
sometimes wanking is better than fucking scarlett johansson
Don't date girls above your league
>>71663761
Don't fall in love, fuck older bitches
>>71663761
"If you smile like an ass, you will look like one."
>>71663761
Become rich enough to write, direct, and star in your own movie.
Then cast Scarlet Johansson as the female lead and fuck her as part of the movie.
Don't date, masturbate.
>>71663761
The same as The Last Picture Show.
Go for the laid-back milfs and toss the stuck-up girls.
that julianne moore is hotter than scarlett johansson
which is true desu
i will never watch this movie
>>71664269
please, don't be silly
>>71663761
You can hump Scarlett if you cast her in a movie you are directing.
