>It's a "Taub impregnates two hot chicks and almost gets shot by a stripper" episode
Was there a more based character in all of House?
>tiny jew man gets hot chicks constantly
I wonder if the writers were jewish
Literally never happened.
>>71663033
>Doesn't take shit from House
>Gives Foreman shit constantly
>Pulls more than Chase
>Smarter than Thirteen
>More fun than Masters
>Less emotional than Cameron
Best Fellow.
>>71663049
this
>>71663033
House went to shit when the team changed. Should have ended after 3 seasons or so.
>>71663324
it was shit from the start
too formulaic
>>71663428
I liked the formula, but the longer it went on, the more stale it got, so the writers had to pull retarded plot points out of their asses to keep it fresh.
>>71663463
>house does something ridiculous and / or upsetting to authority
>house ridicules and belittles his team
>patient has some weird shit going on
>they cant figure it out so they immediately try treating some random disease
>it doesnt work and the patient gets worse
>unrelated side plot of the day involving house makes him realize what the actual issue is
>its either too late and patient dies and someone gets all wangsty or house fixes it in time and its scenes about his genius-ness lets him defy authority
I mean its literally every episode for the first few seasons, could not stand to watch it anymore after a point. I just wanted House to shut the fuck up with his angst after a while.
Their biggest mistake was not making clinic House full episodes.
>>71663543
Yeah, the angst got insufferable after a while. I just wish they ended it early on a feelgood note.
was it some sort of jewish power fantasy?
>>71663543
>>71663582
Are you kidding me? I loved the angst. House is like the only character on TV where the character flaws aren't just quirks, but actually affects himself and his relationship with others. I loved the fact that there was no "he's an ass, but everyone still loves him in the end". The only reason he wasn't a friendless NEET is because he's a medical prodigy. I think it's a great character study.
>>71663704
I'm not saying people had to love him in the end, but it went on like that way toof ucking long.
>5'4 Jew is an alpha male that puts House in his place and women worship
Ah yes, good goys love their American TV.
>it's a "Chase makes out with an 8 year old dying of cancer" episode
>it's a House fakes brain cancer to get high episode
>>71663428
Hate formulaic TV, come to /tv/ which has a mill of repetitive threads week on week
>it' a "House tries to kill Chase by getting him to go down on a stripper because he's hallucinating Wilson's Dead exgirlfriend whose death he's responsible for" episode
I miss house.
Some people just want to watch the same character doing the same thing over and over again,
>It's a "House gets out of the mental asylum by performing an impromptu rap for the guards and inmates" episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC-4QeVs-AQ
>>71663033
>It's a "House makes an obscure Pokemon reference" episode
>>71663033
So you guys are basically saying Taub was the Gary Mary Jew of the show? I know why I never liked his smug ass in the first place.
>>71664262
really targeting their demographic with that one
although house making videogame references is pretty damn fitting
>>71664197
Easily best episode of the show
slightly above the prison episode in season 8
>>71663033
>It's a "they skip out on clinic patients to make more room for the B-plot" episode
>>71663033
Kutner was easily the best character. A guy who was hoppa playing vidyagames and hanging with his dog, specializing in Sports medicine, literally a joke spec, yet was still right almost all the time.
Too bad the writers got butthurt when he wanted to leave for a while and went full retard an heroing him.
>>71663141
the problem being, of course
>jewish
>>71663954
it didn't used to be this way.
you used to be able to come to 4chan and see something new/different every few minutes
then, for some strange reason, it became infested with people who thought posting the same thing every day was the height of fulfilment and people who enjoyed seeing the same shit every day.
But basically everything went to total shit in 2008 so whatever.
>>71664380
Wasnt he playing Metroid that one time?
Everyone knows Dr Beardface was the best doctor
shame he never finished med school
>>71664594
I think there were multiple shots of him playing vidya, once a gameboy, once a psp, then I think some console after that
>>71664604
like he needs to. doing medicine with house is the end-all.
>>71664594
Zero Mission I think.
>>71664640
Or was it fusion?
>it's a House gives himself field surgery in the bathtub removing a tumor he gave himself by using an experimental muscle growth medicine episodeThis is unironically one of my favorite shows of all time, talk all the shit you want, I will never get tired of this show.
>>71664629
The problem is that beardface was so good, he basically had the same thought process as house, and house didn't need someone who thought like him
>>71664667
Looks like ZM.
>>71664197
i don't get why they didn't make more of these non-formulaic episodes. they were always good.
>>71664711
Those doors are definitely Zero mission.
>>71664743
I dunno I think they did quite a lot of them, if they put any more it'd start getting weird that house walks into a medical mystery whatever he does
plus directors are always a bit afraid of moving away from their formula
>>71664743
I loved the episodes that are told through flashbacks, and the characters discussing the flashback are actually acting inside of it. There's a few of these like the one in season 1 where they reveal how House got his leg fucked up. It's kinda neat
>>71664856
You mean likethe final episode?
>>71664856
Three Stories. Its great.
>Oh, that's right, you hadn't started working here yet. But, since we've established that time is not a fixed construct in this narrative, let's continue.
>>71664876
Yeah it was kind of a hallmark for episodes where shit hits the fan.
>>71664856
3 Stories is GOAT episode.
>mfw he solves the mystery of the missing professor by the end
>it's a "foreman drops his kfc into a patient's surgical wound" episode
>it's a Taub and Foreman get high as fuck on vicodin and rifle the records room episode
>it's a House shills for Sony episode
Props to them though for not using generic Atari sound effects
>It's a left 4 dead tribute episode
There really was one of these.
>>71665754
are you talking about the one with the axe cane
or the one with weird monkey shooter VR
>Taub is a Jew
>Cuddy is a Jew
>Wilson is a Jew
I'm not one of those guys who usually complains about it but it did seem a little weird to me that a third of the main cast in later seasons is Jewish
>>71665155
Is that a PS Vita?
t. President Underwood
>>71665876
>It's an "Anon realise how hot Masters actualy was" episode
>>71665845
chase was jewish as well
House M.D. might actually be the best SH adaptation
>>71665969
Are you sure
>>71663141
>Doesn't take shit from House
He literally gets bullied by and called out on his jewness by him in literally every single episode.
>>71665969
Reminder that she's getting dicked down by old man David Cross daily.
>>71666313
yeah he gets shit on for his affairs, child and nose like every episode
He seems a lot more alpha when interacting with everyone else, but house has never taken shit from him
>>71666108
he can't be jewish, he's australian
and his mother was a catholic
>>71666108
nah nigga, he used to be a church boy
>>71666410
>Doesn't take Taub's shit
>Emotionally wrecks Cuddy
>Gives Chase PTSD
>Gets Wilson's gf killed
>tfw House browsed /pol/
>>71666313
>>71666410
It's fucking cool we had a show where the main character could make those jokes. Was refreshing as fuck to see House not bothering with walking on egg shells around minorities.
>>71666564
You literally couldn't pull it off in 2016.
>>71666554
>Gives Chase PTSD
What?
>>71666564
When you build a character on being dislikable but medically correct, it's okay to go overboard with the jew jokes
>>71666624
I think he's talking about the dictator incident, which was purely done by chase
didn't really kill amber either
>>71666668
Yeah he had nothing to do with the dictator but he can at least partially be blamed for Amber's death.
>it's a hallucination episode
peak telekino
>>71666713
I mean, yeah, he led amber onto that bus
but that's like saying if you take your friends on a rollercoaster and it crashes you're responsible for their deaths
>episode has a zombie slasher scene in it
>>71663141
>>71663049
>>71663609
>>71663752
The creator of House
>Early life
>Shore was born in London, Ontario, to Jewish parents. His younger twin brothers, Ephraim and Raphael, are Aish HaTorah rabbis. David is the only member of his family involved in television, although his younger brother Raphael Shore made three political documentaries about the Middle East conflict.
Cant make this shit up.
![article-0-0DD2508900000578-92_468x800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jcOEpC3.jpg "article-0-0DD2508900000578-92_468x800[1].jpg")
>>71663033
>tfw you realize Taub fucked more women than Chase, and probably more than all of the male crew combined.
Out of all unbelievable things in the show, this was certainly the worst.
>it's a 13 being a slut episode
![hey-rabbi-whatcha-doing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wKvFaDQ.jpg "hey-rabbi-whatcha-doing[1].jpg")
>>71666410
>>71666313
>>71666564
>>71666594
The jews are obsessed with making themselves look like victims.
>>71667078
Also, Bryan Singer is a producer of the show. Upon rewatching it I noticed some young actors in the new X-Men movies had small parts in some House episodes. From the top of my head I remember Quicksilver and Havoc, but there are probably more. Gotta give it to the guy he knows his deal.
>>71667211
13 redpilled me and my brother about female sexuality and degeneracy
>>71667295
he did it to everyone tho
>>71667078
>He subsequently attended the University of Toronto for his law degree in 1982. Following his education he initially worked as a municipal and corporate lawyer in his native Canada before he moved to Los Angeles to break into television. He sees this as a lateral move, as he did not consider being an attorney an uncreative occupation.
Apparently going form being a lawyer to being a tv writer is perfectly normal for a jew.
>>71663428
I disagree. I mean the show was obviously formulaic, but they were creative enough with medical cases and drama between the characters to keep the show interesting. What got old really fast was indeed House, who was being stuck with being House and also Wilson to some extent. Everyone had more varied personalities. Except for Foreman, but thats because Omar Epps is a shit actor.
>>71667299
>young male actors
you just know
Best season was when the cop fucked with him and harassed him. Every episode was basically the same though. Misdiagnosis, the treatment almost kills the patient and then some innocuous bullshit sparks an epiphany and he figures it out. The best episode is when Amber died though
OFFICIAL HOUSES TEAM POWER RANKING:
Chase
Kutner
13
Amber
Taub
Cameron
Foreman
<POWER GAP>
Masters
Chink doc
That other one I forgot
>>71668589
But amber was never on his team.
>its a House and Wilson go on a gay roadtrip together episode
>>71666720
>mfw it was a House hallucinated having sex with Cuddy and went too far in the hospital episode
I always thought the plot was set up for House: The Movie, where they would go travel around the world to spend Wilson's last days but where is the movie
>>71669136
Brokeback Mountain is already a thing.
>>71668589
13
Chase
Amber
Taub
Cameron
Kutner
<POWER GAP>
Chink doc
Foreman
Masters
fix'd
>>71668589
>>71669222
I like how noone even mentions adams. Her character was so token and forgettable. Like they had a hot chick quota they had to fulfill and that was the only reason she was there.
>>71669136
>I always thought the plot was set up for House: The Movie, where they would go travel around the world to spend Wilson's last days
>and surprisingly run into a medical mystery
>>71669705
>the medical mystery is actually wilson's cancer and house finally beats the game by curing cancer and they both live happily ever after in a no homo way
Wilson's cancer felt like such a fucking cop-out. More forced than Kumar's suicide.
>shit guys, we've been running for like 10 seasons, ran out of ideas 3 seasons ago, how do we end it so it doesn't feel like it froze mid-step?
>>71669834
Fucking thai trannies and doing coke.
There, we have it anons.
>>71664380
Wasn't there an episode that started out as a videogame sequence?
>>71670859
Yeah that shitty monkey shooter. It's the second episod (or third, if you count Broken as two episodes) of s06.
>>71670859
Yeah, the one with a guy who was developing an fps game
He's rich as fuck and starts asking online for diagnosis and the team has to compete with the "internet"
>>71668589
>Foreman under Cameron
>Foreman ranked that low
pleb detected.
>>71671603
Foreman is that low because hes been there since the beginning, tried more than once to take Houses place and failed, and rarely a case solution idea comes from him.
>>71670000
I applaud it for the irony alone, and also considering House's best (perhaps only) friend got sick with one of the few things in the world he can't "solve."
>>71671673
So you're ranking them on efficiency? I enjoyed Foreman's character and story arcs more than anyone, besides House and Wilson. And in the end he became the new Cuddy so he achieved success.
>>71671850
I enjoyed most of the forman stuff except his relationship with 13. They had even less chemistry than cuddy and house.
