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5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
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>>71662695
i agree with that.
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So close, OP.

4>5>6>7>3>1>2
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objectively true
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>>71662695
>it's a 5 > 4 list

Discarded as usual
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>>71662739

You were close too.

4=5>6>7>3>1>2
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>>71662739
>4>5
kys
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4 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2
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>>71662764
> = signs
> power gaps
> multiple >>>
These are the three signs of the plebeian.
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>>71662839
>Being this autistic.

How does it feel to be a kissless virgin?
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So 6 months on people have finally accepted 3>7

Now only a year before people accept TFA is worse than the prequels. We're getting there lads.

Even marvelfags thought it sucked

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/06/28/star-wars-the-force-alluded-to
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>>71662803
3 > 6
When will this meme end?
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>>71662870
Different poster but are you saying those things signify NOT being autistic?
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>>71662967
Can you fucking read? I'm not going to fucking coddle you.
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>>71663037
Yes, you put equals in your rating, then he called you on it, and then you called him autistic.
What I'm saying is that sticking extra symbols in your list would probably more of an indication than not, is all.
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>>71662950
It will never end on /tv/, neither will the capekino meme.
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5 4 7 6 3 2 1
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>>71662695
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2
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>>71662695
agreed op, well done, finally a non-bullshit ranking on /tv/. its so hard to believe
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>>71662695
it's the objectively true ranking, I'm betting that 8 will surpass 6 when it comes out too
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>>71662950
it'll end when we invent time travel and rotj stops being such a piece of shit
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>>71663311
6 was when george's mind started to go, with all the fluffy bear shits and all
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I don't even rate 7.
Turds don't need ratings.
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>>71662695
i'd say 6=7 but otherwise seems accurate
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>The 'I'm a mindless pleb so I adopt whichever opinion has the most upvotes on reddit' order
5>4>6>7>3>2>1

>The 'I rate films based on how many explosions there are' order
5>4>7>3>6>2>1

>The 'I want to self-consciously show my approval of JJ Abram's sycophantic pleb-tier shitheap so I rank 7 ahead of the worst OT film' order
5>4>7>6>3>2>1

>Patrician order
4>5>1>2>6>3>7
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>>71663487
>2 that high
why?
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Accurate, non-contrarian ranking :

4>5>7>6>1>3>2
(You can swap 3 and 1)
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>>71663311
I bet 8 will be the best SW movie.
I bet 9 will be the worst.
Screencap this.
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>>71663487
>4>5>1>2>6>3>7
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The guaranteed commercial success of the prequel trilogy enabled Lucas to take a novelistic approach to this trilogy. The critical misgivings were misplaced because it was reviewed as three standalone blockbusters, rather than a unified story. The critics and fans who rejected the prequels are a generation that don't read books, and have only Hollywood as a model of what storytelling can be. The RLM reviews typify this outlook.

Episode 1 methodically introduces the characters and themes, much like the early chapters of a novel, or the early episodes of a HBO serial like The Wire. It establishes Anakin's separation anxiety, his oedipal relationship with Padme, Padme's conflict between her youthful idealism and premature political responsibility, Palpatine's politicking and Obi Wan's reluctance in mentoring Anakin.

Episode 2 seamlessly transitions from Anakin's troubled childhood to his early adult years. His difficult relationship with Obi Wan leaves him yearning for a strong father figure and leads him to Palpatine. Later, the death of his mother further pushes him into a doomed romance with Padme, his surrogate mother. Episode 3 brings all these plot points to a crescendo. Palpatine uses Padme to pull Anakin to the dark side, and it is too late for his negectful surrogate father Obi Wan to prevent it.

The themes of the prequels perfectly tie into that of the original trilogy. Anakin's lack of parental guidance creates a troubled adult. Obi Wan redeems this past error by ensuring Luke has a loving family. Luke in turn rejects the stoicism of the old Jedi and builds the rebellion on love and friendship. The saga comes full circle when Luke heals Anakin with unconditional familial love.

For all the epic intergalactic warfare, the driving vision of Lucas's Star Wars is beautifully simple: the child is the father of the man. We need loving family relationships to develop morality and courage.
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wrong OP

3 > 5 > 4 >>> 2 > 6 > 1
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I HATE YOU
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>>71663699
Ultimate plebian ranking
2 and 3 that high ?
1 and 6 that low ?
No 7 ?
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>>71663524
Bcoz he isn't leik every1
Hez spessial, he hav a unique tasteee

Because he is a fucking contrarian, that's why
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>>71663745
7 isn't Star Wars, kiddo

3 is the best SW film period
6 is only good for the ending, rest is bad
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The prequels were a poor attempt at Greek tragedy. TFA was a poor attempt at an action adventure film.

Both are bad. The wild difference in reception is because 1) Plebs like action more that Greek tragedy, 2) Disney spent millions on a marketing campaign, pathetically trying to charm and therefore pacify the Star Wars fanbase.
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>>71663798
7 IS Star Wars, but i give you the fact that it's different. It starts something new.

3 is horribly bad, it's not good because it's "omg 2 daark 4 meee so gud"

6 is flawed but the ending (The throne scene) and the beginning are god tier
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>>71663817
TFA is still better than the prequels
And on par with ROTJ
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>>71663904
>7 IS Star Wars
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>>71663936
7 is quite bad but it's a Star Wars.
It have the soul of the OT.
A raped soul, but still a soul.
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>>71664003
a "star wars" movie not made by Lucas is not a "star wars" movie in my view. It's junk food, it has no more soul than a McDonald's big mac.
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>>71663487
this
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>>71663798
>3 is the best SW film period
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I'd agree with that, but maybe swap 7 and 3.
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>>71662695
Swap 6 and 7 around and I'd agree with that.
Might not be a popular opinion, I think 6 is a great ending to the OT but as a stand alone movie there's a lot of wasted characters and it really suffers from "find them something to do" storytelling. Still love the movie and those elements don't ruin it for me or anything, I just think that 7 has a tighter narrative and returning characters serve a purpose whilst the new characters are given a chance to shine and drive the plot in their own right.
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>>71665230
This.
So fucking much
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>>71662695
CORRECT

It's nice to see someone agrees with me.
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>>71662695
5 > 3 > 4 > 6 = 7 > 2 = 1

ONLY correct answer desu
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>>71663487
>>The 'I rate films based on how many explosions there are' order
>5>4>7>3>6>2>1
Wrong, the correct 'I rate films based on how many explosions there are' order is:
3>7>5>4>6>2>1
3 has the most action.

>>Patrician order
>4>5>1>2>6>3>7
You mean
>Flaming faggot order
6 is heavily flawed but it's much better than 1 and 2. 7 takes far too much from 4 but it's better than 1 and 2 in almost every way.
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>>71665650
>3 above 4
I hate this "3 is a good movie" meme. The writing is just as terrible as 1 and 2, the only reason people think it's better than 1 and 2 is "muh action" and "muh darkness"
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>>71665799

>"3 is instantly bad because it's grouped in with the prequels" meme
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>>71665799
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>>71665872
>le 3 is a good movie meme
>>71665918
>le beta nigger meme
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5>4>7>6>>>>>>3>1>>>>>2

Objective non meme ranking
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5>4>6>3>1>2>7
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Its clearly

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2

There is no other order.

(Unless we bring in subjective taste)
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1 is okay.
2 is one of the worst things ever made by a human
3 is horribly bad
4 is a masterpiece, but is quite cheesy
5 is amazing but overrated
6 is okay
7 is okay
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>>71666489
even if i don't like 7, i gotta admit it's better than 3 and on par with 6
swap 7 and 3 and you're right
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>>71666908
bingo
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>>71666908
this.

(2 is not that terrible tho)
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4>5>6>3>1>holiday special>2
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>>71666908
1 is shit
2 is one of the worst things ever made by a human
3 is pretty bad
4 is a masterpiece, but is quite cheesy
5 is amazing but overrated
6 is good but flawed
7 is good but meme bait

fixed
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>>71662695
>1 > 2
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>>71662695

First one I agree to.
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I agree with that except I think 3>7, mainly because the characters in 7 suck.
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>>71662695

4, 5, 6, 2, 3, 7. 1 is optional.
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What exactly did 7 bring to the table? It was a complete copy of 4 but with shit characters and a weak soundtrack.
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What if I told you they all sucked and that there are no memorable characters in any of the star wars movies.
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>>71667168
no they don't
Poe, Finn, Kylo Ren and Hux are awesome
I agree that Leia and Han are quite bad
Rey is meh at most

>>71667122
i agree with your ranking, even though for personnal reasons i prefer mine
Also, i never undestand why 7 was considered as meme bait, can you explain why pls ?
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>>71667257
New toys...that's it
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>>71666908
1 is mediocre
2 is one of the worst sci-fi movies of all time
3 is an unintentionally hilarious trainwreck
4 is a masterpiece
5 is the best
6 is flawed but good
7 is alright
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>>71667257
Almost nothing, but it wasn't the goal
The goal was to restart the franchise
And it did

>>71667261
you're right and you're wrong, you can't deny that there are no memorable characters (everyone knows Darth Vader)

>>71667311
would you consider that 7 is on par with 6 ?
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>>71667257
>>71667287
>complete copy of 4
Show me a character from 4 that's like Kylo Ren.
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>>71667275
Because it was a solid Star Wars movie that's miles better than any of the prequels and arguably RoTJ. But because it's the new hotness memesters will insist on saying it's shit and spouting "not muh starwars" when it's the most Star Wars-ey thing to come out in movie form for decades.

At least that's how I feel.
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All the prequels had more memorable moments than VII.
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>>71667341
I would say 6 is better than 7 but I don't have any problem with people thinking they're equal. Both are flawed but fun.
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>>71667345
And TPM was a biggest rehash of ANH than TFA

>>71667362
mmh okay interesting, thanks for answering me anon

>>71667375
no
not at all
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>>71667345
Vader obviously.
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>>71667375
But those moments were memorable for all the wrong reasons.
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>>71667408
No problem, dude.

>>71667375
Shit stinks longer than water, anon.
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Why do people spit on TFA's soundtrack ? It was amazing

>The Attack on Jakku
>Kylo Ren's theme
>Rey's theme
>Poe & Finn's escape theme
>The escape from jakku theme

All the themes in the middle of the movie are pretty bad tho

>March of the Resistance, one of the best SW themes
>Han's death theme
>The new version of burning homestead
>Luke's new theme
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>>71667414
If you think they're the same character you're retarded. Vader was a confident badass, Kylo was an angsty kid who wants to be a badass.
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>>71667345
No one as far as I remember, but he is also a terrible character who makes no sense.
It's still a copy of 4 in many many things including the most story points, and a nostalgia fix, which is both unimaginative and low
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>>71662695
>>71662739
>>71662764
>>71662803
>>71663109
>>71663172
>>71663540
>>71663596
>>71665650
>>71666188
>>71666489

>7 anywhere but last place

Well done sheep. Well done.
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>>71667403
okay

>>71667414
Aannnd you're wrong
Vader has nothing much of a character in his first movie, Ren is much better (in his first movie, because ESB'S Vader is undefeatable)
And they are nothing alike

>>71667526
Kylo ren was an awesome bad guy, he was original and risky.

>>71667552
HOWEVER

7 is good objectively.
Just because you don't like it mean it's bad
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>>71667311
>4 is a masterpiece

Come on now. The series at it's height is 7/10. It got acclaim for it's special effects and nothing else. It's the Final Fantasy VII of /tv/, and there is nothing wrong with that, but don't pretend it's anything other than a light show.

7 is retroactively the worst in the series because it does nothing new or attempts anything. It's just a mediocre, if not Transformers-tier plotline with awful dialogue, awful characters, terrible pacing, the worst editing I've seen outside of Game of Thrones and on top of that it's just a fucking remake of A New Hope with Disney's agenda. It makes the same mistakes and features none of the originality of A New Hope.

If A New Hope is a masterpiece, The Force Awakens is gutter material. Throw it in the trash and put Abrams and everybody who cites George Lucas as an influence in there while you're at it.
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>>71667595
How is Kylo original, and how is he risky, and how is he an awesome bad guy?
His whole role in the film doesn't make any sense.
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>>71667613
VII restarts the franchise after the disaster of the prequels, and it had to have a familiar formula
By the end the movie brings new interesting elements, and escapes from the shadow of ANH.
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>>71667613
>le 7 is the worst because it's unoriginal meme
I agree that 7 took way too much from 4 but let's not pretend that the prequels are in anyway better. The prequels may have more "originality" than 7 but everything else about the prequels is inferior. "awful dialogue, awful characters, terrible pacing, the worst editing I've seen outside of Game of Thrones" perfectly sums up the prequels.
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>>71667690
The Star Wars setting is the familiar formula, you're telling me that they had to copy the story and fill i with cheap nostalgia because than a Star Wars movie wouldn't be familiar?
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>>71667666
During most of the film we believe he is a super badass big guy (For you), that he is strong and everything...
But he turns out to be an angry and edgy kid, with no other goal than to be Vader's shadow
It's risky because people thought he was super badass and they discovered an edgy brat. And it's risky when most of the people nowadays just want a "suprrr badaaasss bad guyy heeeee"
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>>71667721
>"awful dialogue, awful characters, terrible pacing, the worst editing I've seen outside of Game of Thrones" perfectly sums up the prequels

It also sums up 4-6, except maybe the editing. The characters weren't awful in the originals, but they were certainly as unoriginal as they come.

Like I said, Star Wars originality comes from it's effects, and that is it, period. VII failed in that regard, and succeeded in no other regard.

I'd say it failed harder than the others. 4-6 may have had awful dialogue, but it wasn't groan worthy, it just wasn't even worth listening to. Every word out of every character's mouth annoyed the living shit out of me in VII, right down to Han and Chewie.
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>>71667776
It wasn't risky because they know their target audience well and they know what sells well, no one takes risks these days because the losses are too big.
Big titles, in any media, are very very planned.
Him being and edgy kid is the worst part because that's the part which makes him not work as a character.
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>>71665650
Swap 3 with 4 and make 1 > 2 then it's perfect.
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>>71667768
No, to make it feel like the OT
They did a bit too much but I was okay with it

>>71667918
It makes him original. He is a unique villain.
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>>71666489
the only true ranking
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Okay, /tv/, listen.
I didn't like TFA first, but I rewatched it.
Then I rerewatched it.
Then I rererewatched it.
I watched it 37 times, and i'm currently in my 38th viewing.

This is the best star wars movie. I'll make a thread or something else explaining why, but this movie beats the prequels, respects the original trilogy and is far better than any other SW movie.

I think i'm not even a fan of the originals anymore. 7 is much more entertaining. I'll explain why someday
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Kylo Ren is just Anakin in Ep. 3

Ignoring that and the fact that every character and archetype has already been done in the newly non-canon EU, then yeah I guess he's original.
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Correct Ranking
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
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>>71668087
What ? Kylo literally blew Anakin.

Anakin made no sense, where Kylo makes a lot of sens
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>>71662695
Correct. Well done, friend.
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>>71668085
>38th viewing
>This is the best star wars movie

The best Star Wars movie is still a piece of dogshit compared to the rest of cinema. I'd tell you to watch something else, but if it floats your goat then keep on fucking that chicken I guess.
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>>71668091
Swap 7 and 3 and you're correct
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>>71668156
No
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>>71668128
i usually dislikes flicks, but TFA is amazing. You can tell me to watch any movies you want, I might watch it. It's not because TFA is a great SW that it's a great movie. It's alright.
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>>71667999
No, it makes him not work in the very setting he's a character of, because it makes no sense that he can perfectly control a laser bolt, all the while having a conversation, and than being an apprentice who can barely control himself, his thoughts and emotions..to do that to a laser bolt would require great training in the force and control.
It also makes no sense for him to be in any kind of a commanding position on a star ship in a galactic empire, he throws hissy fits with a lightsaber adn you're telling me it makes sense, any sense, in the Star Wars universe to put such a character in a commanding position in the empire?
Him being angsty is the thing which makes him not work.
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>>71668176
Yes
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>>71668199
Oh you're one of those fags bitching that the movie didn't have DBZ power levels

Opinion discarded
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>>71668199
Hmm, i find your point of view interesting, I understand what you mean

(But I still think that he is an amazing character)
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Objectively correct list coming through

5>4>3=6>1>7>2
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>>71668117
>Anakin made no sense

Nah, he made sense. Sure, it was stupid as shit, but it's not like he just went evil for no reason.

Kyle makes no sense because his trilogy isn't complete and so far the only explanation for his duality is because he was "born to the light, but feels a pull to the dark".

I'll wait and reserve judgement when the full movie actually releases after it makes a gorillion dollars, but his involvement in VII was largely unnecessary. The movie ends up splitting it's time between the Resistence vs. General Hux, the actual antagonist, and Mary Sue and Ren who are looking for stranded plot device man whose actual existence is not made clear.

Really, Kylo exists to counter Rey and the Resitence's eleventh hour search for Luke, but why? What the fuck is Luke going to do? Why does anyone need Luke?

What the fuck is Luke going to do against/for who?
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>>71668265
What? What are you talking about. Look, if you don't have anything relevant to say, just admit it.
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>>71668227
Never
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>>71668272
i dunno, he probably knows stuff and things
We'll see in the next movies
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>>71668266
Thanks, that's a rare type of post you made.
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>>71668355
thanks to you anon

I'd say that it's rare in general to have a normal talk about TFA, this thread makes me happy
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>>71662695
5>4>3>6>1>7>2
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>>71668342
That's why it annoys me. A New Hope didn't tease Yoda, A New Hope could've been a one off film. Hell, maybe it should have been.

This cliffhanger trilogy bullshit is no better than early access /v/idya. Especially when you don't even set precedent for your plot points.

Luke existed to sell tickets. If that doesn't piss you off, then I don't know what to say. Star Wars shouldn't even be considered cinema, it's a fucking disgrace.

Transfomers was better than The Force Awakens.
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If 7 and 2 aren't dead last on your last you really need to get the fuck out of here and either study film some more or go to reddit and stay there.
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>5 the highest
>rating 7 at all

You have to go back

>True Patrician Rankings
6 > 4 > 5
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>>71668448
>7 that low
>3 that high

duh

>>71668460
i agree but transformers wasn't better than TFA, TFA is still an awesome movie

>>71668467
>le reddit meme
you have to leave.
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>>71662695
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2
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>>71668492
Not only should 7 be that low, but 8 should be even lower with that Force tree bullshit.
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>>71668480
Nice delusions fuckboy. Real patricians acknowledge Empire Strikes Back is the best, and an overall masterpiece.
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>>71668562
8 is not even finished
And the force trees always were a part of SW
kys
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>>71668300
Oh my god, you powerlevel wankers are the fucking worst. You don't get it. You just see him do something cool in the movie and see him wear a cool helmet, so you think he's a badass, when that is precisely THE POINT. Kylo Ren is a scared, insecure kid pretending to be Vader to make himself feel more intimidating and powerful. He can do a few neat parlor tricks but he's unstable as fuck and unsure of himself which ultimately makes him weak.

from his very first scene Kylo Ren's will is constantly being eroded as other people talk down to him and he questions his devotion to his cause. He kills his father to go all-in with the dark side to try to prove that he's the bad guy he wants to be, but he fails at it

>von Sydow says he's a poser and can never deny the connection to his family, so Kylo spergs out and kills him
>Snoke questions his loyalty and says his father will be his greatest test, Kylo ren denies Han means anything to him but it's clear he's bullshitting
>He talks to the Vader helmet and says he's being "pulled to the light" and seeks guidance from the helmet so he won't be seduced by his conscience
>Rey calls him a pussy and says he'll never be as strong as Darth Vader, taking off the mask is a literal depiction of Kylo Ren opening up and becoming more vulnerable
>On the bridge, Kylo Ren says he's being "torn apart" and that he "wants to be free of this pain" (free of his connection to his family which is causing him pain) and he knows what he has to do (kill Han) but he doesn't know if he has the strength to do it
>He realizes almost immediately that killing his father was a bad choice and he's having a breakdown in the climax

internal conflict canonically makes you weaker in Star Wars. Vader was able to beat Luke handily in ESB yet after finally being fronted with the reality that he would have to kill his own son, he started doubting himself and refused to commit to the final battle with Luke, and he turned against Sheev.
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>>71668199
>It also makes no sense for him to be in any kind of a commanding position on a star ship in a galactic empire, he throws hissy fits with a lightsaber adn you're telling me it makes sense, any sense, in the Star Wars universe to put such a character in a commanding position in the empire?

Additionally, the First Order is not meant to be a competent or rational organization. They're the loser children of the empire's rejects pretending to be the Big Bad Galactic Empire so they can feel better about themselves. They're supposed to be the Star Wars equivalent of Neo Nazi skinheads, a pale imitation of whom they're emulating.

>Kylo Ren is a little baby who throws temper tantrums when things don't go his way
>General Hux is a prissy armchair general who got the job because of his dad and throws Nuremberg rallies for indoctrinated troopers who have been conditioned to salute him halfheartedly
>Captain Phasma talks a big game and conforming to the First Order but when fronted with the possiblity of her own death she immediately capitulates and gives up the shield generator

they're scary like a school shooter but they're not meant to be rational or functional like the Empire.
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>people rating any of the prequels above TFA

I hope Jexter Dexter takes a massive shit on your face
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>>71662931
>http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/06/28/star-wars-the-force-alluded-to
>The force awakens isnt about any of those things, its about star wars, and that menas its about nothing.
Shit dude. This Hulk guy fucking nailed it
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>>71668839
IT'S DEXTER JEXTER, YOU FUCKING MORON.
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>>71666908
oh come on three isnt that bad
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>>71668880
The Force Awakens celebrates Star Wars, sure, but after the shit prequels we REALLY needed a movie that reminded people what was good about the franchise

Just because it reminds you of what you loved about Star Wars doesn't mean the movie's about nothing. It has plenty of its own original characters and themes wrapped up in a familiar package.
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3>1>2>7>6>4>5
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>>71668964
it is.

>>71668983
this.
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>>71667510
wow you mean just like Anakin Skywalker in episode 2 and 3??
Vader and Anakin are the same person. Kylo is a parallel to young Vader.
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>>71668839
Jar Jar stepping on poop is better than TFA
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4>5>1>6>3>7>2

sorry lads, this is the real fan list.
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>>71669058
and the objective one ?
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Anyone who likes TFA is too young to be on this site
Anyone who claims to be a true Star Wars fan is too old to be on this site
Hence Star Wars has no place on /tv/
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>>71669131
TFA is the best SW movie
Fight me.
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>>71669211
I don't think it's THE best, but I unironically believe it stands with ANH and ESB as the only genuinely great movies in the franchise

RotJ has occasional moments of brilliance but is brought down by George's bad habits which really started to form when he puppet directed the movie. The prequels are garbage and anyone who says otherwise is a memer
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>>71669262
I mostly agree with this
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5 > 1 > 3 > 4 = 7 > 6 > 2
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>Empire is the best film
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5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 6 > 7 > 2
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5>4>6>7>2>1>3

1 had Darth Maul and Qui Gon although it was still pretty bad. 2 had the assassin scene in the beginning, Obi wan vs Jango Fett and the colloseum scene at the end. 3 had nothing, it was just a pure botch job. Compared to the prequals, ep7 is a work of fine art.
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>>71669378
It is, though. You can make the argument that ANH is better and I wouldn't say you're wrong (it really has the best sense of whimsical adventure of the entire series) but ESB is both the most well-made and emotionally resonant movie in the franchise.

what's your favorite, friendo? If it's RotJ or any of the prequels, get the fuck out, you're not welcome here
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>>71669428
6>4>7>3>5>1>2
there friendo
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>>71669457
>revenge of the sith better than Empire

you're objectively wrong, if you hadn't done this I would have found your rankings tolerable

Seriously, what's wrong? You think ESB is the most boringest one or something?
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I really don't get how their are people on here with tfa above 3-6

The main characters were boring as fuck.

Finn was a soldier from birth/young age turned traitor yet shows no signs of this background in his character. We never see him struggle with fitting in with common folk, his ingrained training hindering him or even helping him, or any conflict killing his former brothers in arms.

Rey is plain boring, there's nothing defining about her except she can do anything the plot requires, and the more.

Kylo not being bad ass is a massive problem though, because the movie and following trilogy lacks a threatening villain. Snoke is a joke and kylo is laughable. It's the same problem with grevious and dooku. It needs a serious villain.

It never really explored anything, just jumped from place to place.

The actual plot makes zero sense, "a map to Luke"? What the fuck? R2D2 just wakes up with the other half... It's just really poorly written.
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>>71669507
Basically yea the entire middle of that film is chore to watch through and i love the space battle in 6 but i should probably fix it to
6=4>7>3>5>1>2
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>>71669593
>Finn was a soldier from birth/young age turned traitor yet shows no signs of this background in his character

Except he struggles with guilt over being a stormtrooper and a major subplot of the movie is him lying about his background to Rey. He doesn't have any issues over his rejection of the First Order because he's a good person and knows he did the right thing. It's Star Wars, dude, go watch Apocalypse Now or Born on the Fourth of July. if you want a soldier suffering from PTSD story

>Kylo not being bad ass

I bet you think Maul was a great villain because he did SUPER COOL FLIPS and had an AWESOME DOUBLE BLADER SABER
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>>71662695
You are correct sir.
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>>71669593
Finn was amazing.
Rey was meh. Just as Luke in ANH.
Kylo was amazing.
Poe was amazing.
Hux was cool.

R2 wakes up because BB8 have "turned him on", by communicating with him (it's in the book, and i agree that it's a flaw because the editing of the movie was so terrible that a lot of things from the story gets away), and he computes during the end of the movie to find the missing part of the map.

A map to Luke is a supposition, because they said he went to the first jedi temple, but the location was unknown. So everyone searched to reach the temple by searching part of the map.
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The exact moment everything goes to shit when watched in release order.
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Big Dick Chad rankings

5>2>4>1>6>3>7

5 and 2 are pure Kino

You film plebs dont know shit.
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>>71669797
>2
>Kino

ayy lmao. 2 is the anti-kino, it looks like shit both in artistic direction and in actual quality because it was shot on early digital. It's forever stuck in 1080p and will NEVER be able to restored to 4k and above like the other films
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>>71669914


>Judging a movies kinoness off of resolution as opposed to cinematography

The autism is strong with you
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>>71669914


Also since you like to cherry pick scenes, here's a random one for you. Episode 7 has ps3 tier CGI
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>>71666908
He got it!
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>>71670211
>cinematography

Oh, you mean the "master, cut to shot/reverse shot for dialogue" ad nauseum? I bet you're one of those faggots who think a bunch of pretty stills=good cinematography. You probably unironically post that dumb cinegrid

>>71670316
It's not cherrypicking, the prequels are full of entirely CGI sets because George didn't want to do director work or spend money on costumes. They're incredibly ugly.

and you're memeing if you honestly think TFA's CGI is bad. They blended the real and the fake together quite well.
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>>71670316

>The amount of detail on the Falcon
>PS3
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>>71669058
Switch 3 & 7 and I'll agree with you
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>>71662695
1>2>3>7>5>5>6

I was gonna put 7 last but it has way better special efects than 44-6
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>>71670316
You hold Sony a bit too highly
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5>4>7>6>3>1>2

I can't forgive the shit with Luke in Jabba's palace.
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>'Marvel's The Force Awakens' over anything
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>>71670454
>and you're memeing if you honestly think TFA's CGI is bad. They blended the real and the fake together quite well.
Toppest kek
Maybe compared to other awful cgi crap. This wasn't any better than your usual capeshit in that regard, 0.
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>>71670316
That looks pretty good considering its moving fast as hell and the desert will just be a blur to viewers.
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>>71670711
>le blur and flare
exactly
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>>71670735
I didnt say glare you pitiful dog
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>>71670735
Motion blur on a landscape compared to a moving vehicles is very real. The point is that the detail of the desert viewed in a still doesnt really matter when the scene is in movement. The falcon is what the camera is moving with and the thing that needs to be detailed.
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>>71662764
Correct
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>>71670316
literally a disney cartoon made for 8 year old children
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>>71662695
Nope

5=4>6>>>3>1>2>>>>>>>souless cash grab that is 7
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>>71670960
It is jarring. If it was an artistic choice like in The Hobbit then it was just a shit tasteless choice.
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>>71670454

Mkay, pic related

Poorly animated racist caricature of an Asian lady is top cringe
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>>71671220
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More like
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > powergap > 3 > 1 > 2
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>>71671220
Maz wasn't terrible, and even if she was, at least she's a comparatively minor character only in the movie for 20 minutes as opposed to Jar Jar who's one of the major characters of Phantom Menace

You guys are trying so hard to meme TFA into being a bad movie but you can't, no matter how much you grasp at straws.
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>>71663675
>Episode 2 seamlessly transitions from Anakin's troubled childhood to his early adult years.
kek
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>>71669797
2 is fucking awful, 3 is way too low.

Only thing right about this list is that 7 is in last but that's pretty much a given.
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>all these weak b8 meme responses
If we can be serious for a second, this is the only objective patrician non-negotiable order-

5 > 4 >>>> 3 > 7 > 6 >>>> 1 > 2
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Why people like 3 so much? It was as shit as the other prequels.
Is it Stockholm syndrome?
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>>71671915
pleb detected
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>>71662695
Yes
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