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Just saw a preview of it. Its actually REALLY good. Obviously
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Just saw a preview of it. Its actually REALLY good. Obviously the original is classic but this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek. It's 15% bad comedians interacting with each other, 85% bright neon explosive action sequences. It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
They do a great job sending off the old Ghostbusters. The cameo characters all enter a building that has an Egon statue, then Holtsman accidentally blows it up, says oops and the cameo characters appear again as ghosts. The music's awesome too.
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Is this a set up or something? I'm just on my way to the beach.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
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>>71658821
People never cared about the original until the remake was announced.
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>>71658821
>It's 15% bad comedians interacting with each other, 85% bright neon explosive action sequences

This sounds bad.
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Here's your (you)
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>>71658944
Lot of loyalty for a Japanese company.
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>>71658821
>Obviously the original is classic but this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek.

Ruined a franchise?
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>>71658821
I saw it too, and it was amazing, I really wasn't expecting it, it was really funny I laugh out laud.
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Seriously, how much do people like the OP get paid per post?
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>>71658821
I saw it too
Honestly, this film isn't AT ALL what the trailers make you think. It was so funny and well done.
If anything, I think it would be a blow to feminism for us to see this.

I'm gonna go again tonight, and you should too. Let's show those internet feminists that they can't stop the internet-hate-machine from having fun!
Also, I think I'll get a papa john's afterwards cause they're seriously good pizza
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official clips, looks legitametly fucking terrible.

https://youtu.be/4Ds7zo4TEgg

https://youtu.be/bSzFhzRFamM
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>>71658821
Hella f*cking epic
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>>71659360
He does it for free
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>The "It's not SO bad!"-bait threads have ALREADY started for Patriarchy Busters.
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Holy fucking shill thread. Jesus. Do these shill posters think we are literally retarded?
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>>71658821
It was pretty good.
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>>71658821
waowwwwww

really makes me think

i guess im a #Shill4Hill now
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>>71658821
>The cameo characters all enter a building that has an Egon statue, then Holtsman accidentally blows it up, says oops and the cameo characters appear again as ghosts
You went too far here. Poor bait/10
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This film was so funny! You wouldn't believe.
It actually made keep laughing when I was driving home so badly that I ended up in a minor car crash. No worries though! I had progressive insurance which made the whole experience so quick and simple.
And when I told the girl who answered my call that I crashed because I was laughing about the new Ghostbusters, she laughed and said she hadn't seen it and, being a gentleman, I offered to take her as a thankyou and she said yes!
And I just checked her facebook and she's a real good-looking 10/10 woman.
Not a bad night if I do say so
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>>71659428
That first clip

"All these gadgets are available for purchase from licensed retailers! On clearance now!"
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>>71658821
>Its actually REALLY good

Sure.

sage
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>>71658821
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I was really scepticle about seeing it because I didn't trust the opinions of women and loved staying in my dank basement shooping the woop and doing epic trolls.
But I won a free ticket and figured that I could take a day off world of warcraft every now and again (n00bs can't touch my l33t skills!) so I went and watched it for lulz.
Wow. I mean, WOW
We were so wrong guys. This is probably my movie of the year. Yes it's full of women thinking they're funny (back to the kitchen amirite?), but the script was written by a guy who's funny as all hell. And when I came out, a girl came and talked to me saying she noticed me in the cinema and was impressed by how cool and progressive I was, and now we have a date next Saturday!
We should all go see this, Ghostbusters for the wins
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>>71659428
Wow, just wow.

It's hard to believe it's real, you know?
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>>71658821
>They do a great job sending off the old Ghostbusters.
Is this a copy pasta or something?
because, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this movie not in the same universe as the original and is why the OG Ghostbusters don't exist?
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I saw it too. It was awsome!

I loved the mid-80s feel of it all.

My favorite moments:

Christy Canyon titty fucking a guy while 3 other dudes fucked her.

Traci Lords giving a great blowjob and using her tongue to play with the precum

Crystal Breeze as a slutty hitchhiker with short shorts.

Oh, wait, that was Chestbusters, not Ghostbuster. My bad.
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>>71658821
>this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek

So utter shit?
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>>71659873
No it feels like what Abrams did with Star Wars.
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71659989
>>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71659428
good god the dialogue is so bad
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ds7zo4TEgg

>really good
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>>71659428
Holtzman is the only redeemable part of anything.
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>>71660025
It's just a bad trailer.
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>>71659428

Imagine if a shitty SNL skit became a movie.

That's what those clips feel like.
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>>71659848
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>>71659428
>the black girl waving her hands around during her dialogue
>the blonde girl's monotone
Did they do the movie in one take or something?
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I liked it, it was very humor. I would watch it again.
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>>71659428
ok, that.........(wait for it) ......was.........


fucking terrible. Disney channel has better jokes than this.
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>>71660201

McKinnon is clearly going for the Spengler kind of character, so her monotone makes some sense.
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>>71660201
She's trying to do a Harold Ramis thing and failing.
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this will make ghostbusters 2 feel like a master piece of cinema.
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>>71658944
Nobody cared about Ghostbusters till they put on the mask
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>>71659428
Good lord this is a disaster.

The plebs will love it.
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>feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek
> bright neon explosive action sequences. I

is this supposed to be a good thing?
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>>71659512
You really think major studios are going to waste shill's time on 4chan? They don't give a fuck about us.
Threads like this are just autists trolling.
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>>71660411
exactly.
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>>71660419
>You really think
yes. they've done it all the time. they know about reddit, they know about us.
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This movie is gonna do pretty well opening weekend. But, immediately after watching it, people are gonna take to the internet and vent their anger and word will spread fast and it will tank. There's gonna be so many people demanding refunds.
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>>71660419
I guess you've never been to /v/ and seen game companies shilling hard
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>>71660419
Yeah, why would they want to post on a 12 yo, mainstream, still popular, (even more since the Fappening) site?
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>>71660419
>You really think major studios are going to waste shill's time on 4chan?

Yes, goy, nobody would waste time on your little few million unique hits website, there are no shills, that's just silly.

You really think shill's time is worth anything to these people? They probably been ordered to shill everywhere they can and it's super easy on 4chan
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>>71658821
I'm getting some mixed signals from your post OP
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>>71659911
So utter shit?
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>>71660050
>It's like a Mardi Gras in there. By "there" in mean in my bra, because I'm a woman. The confetti resembles that used during Mardi Gras.

All of those jokes could be done without speaking anything, but they have to ruin it by explaining the joke out loud.
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>>71660767
They have to, because women are stupid. Otherwise women watching will yet again turn to their husband/boyfriend right in the middle of it and ask what they meant by that because they don't get it.
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>>71660865
What do you mean by this?
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>>71660889

You know what I meant so back off.

This is my only warning.
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>>71658821
Obvious bait is obvious.
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>>71659428
I still predict atleast 70% on every review site
with all the sexism accusations they will have successfully scared any reviewer enough so they wont call it bad
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>>71658821
Old but still gold.
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>>71660889
>women are stupid
I cannot make it any clearer than that
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.

you were going well until this. it was all downhill from here. 2/10 bait
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>>71659732
How do you sleep at night knowing you used terminally ill children as propaganda tools to sell your awful movie.

>Hey pose next to the lifeless body of Timmy and smile

At least when Pratt did it the kids were wide awake and super happy
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>>71659428
normies will unironically praise this
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>>71661024
I have no doubt in my mind that if you told them that what they did there was wrong, they wouldnt be able to comprehend what you're talking about
they're clearly just that vain
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>>71660975

Are you trying to suggest that you're personally intelligent, anon?

>>71661024

Are you trying to suggest that you honestly give a shit about the Precious Children, Helen?
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I honestly feel sorry for Wiig and Kate. Wiig can be good with the right script and Kate is qt, the other two whales can go fuck themselves and I hope this ends their careers.
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>>71661024
By the time it's posted the kids will be dead so you're basically posting a historical photo.
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Leslie Jones being shoved down the collective throat is why people think women aren't funny. How about showcasing actual funny women instead of forcing people like this into the forefront for the sake of diversity and shouting down the people that rightfully say she isn't funny by branding them as racist?
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>>71661138
I, without a doubt am smarter than the average woman.
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>>71661153
>How about showcasing actual funny women
such as?
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>>71661138
Hey Paul Fag, I hope you know your career is over. No more bright purple suits and bow ties for you
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>>71661153
it's the whole "put her face everywhere so people will think she's talented because she's everywhere" type of deal.

She's in commercials both in front of the camera, and doing voice over work for them
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>>71661163

You're not, anon. You're so dumb you need to trawl threads like this for reassurance.
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>>71661195
>No, I'm a liar and a hypocrite

Thought so.
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>>71661153
>people constantly complain that SNL lacks diversity
>Based Lorne gives them the niggerest, loudest angriest black ape that ever lived
I really hope they fire her as that "SNL intern" that came here said
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>>71661210
But I am.

Women aren't that smart. They're definitely not funny at all.

How does that make you feel?
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>>71661227
Why are you so mad? Shouldn't you be celebrating this masterpiece with your friends at reddit?
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>>71658821
I saw a preview too, and can confirm that it's better than the trailer leads you to believe. I would give it a shot for sure.
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>>71661256
It's funny, black people had their own sketch comedy show, it didn't last very long.
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>>71661191
Sarah Silverman (InB4 jew), Kristen Schall, Samantha Bee, etc
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>>71661347
LOL

Not a single one of those gashes are funny.

Try again?
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>>71659428
Those can't be real, right?

>Not a single laugh from the Kimmel audience
Unbelievable
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>>71658821
The black looks like an orc creature animal.
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>>71661347
>Sarah Silverman (InB4 jew)
How the fuck is she funny? She bombs even when she does those stupid roasts >Kristen Schall,
Who?
>Samantha Bee
Is that the SJW retard who thinks she knows about politics? At least when Jon Stewart did it he could be somewhat funny
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>>71661347
just to clarify, this is not >>71661153


I would say Maria Bamford, Jen Kirkman, and Bonnie McFarlane are pretty hilarious
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>>71659428
Goddamn, That's fucking embarrassing.

>That was.....AWESOME!!!
Oh wow, totally didn't see that coming from a mile away.

Whoever made this predictable pile of shit needs to be taken out and beat with an axe handle
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>>71659428
>Nnnnooo that is a deadly high five
She sounds like some of the holes that O&A made fun of in Jocktober.
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>>71661382
>orc creature animal.

Redundant much?
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>>71661314
ILC lasted 5 seasons and spawned a lot of careers though.
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The real comedy is watching people looking to score easy feminist points defend this piece of crap when it is obviously a turd.
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>>71661314
>Black people get their own comedy show
>The white actor becomes the most successful comedian of all time.
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It really pisses me off that SJW latched on to a bad movie just because it has a role-reversal.
They really don't give a shit about the content, as long as there's the right amount of DIVERSITY in it.
No wonder their video games are so fucking boring.
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>>71659428
lel those shills in the comments are in full damage control mode
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>>71660975
I still don't get it...
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what was so good about the original ghostbusters anyway
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>>71660934
THIS IS WAR. HOT WAR. A 'WAR-MING', SO TO SPEAK.

MY ONLY. MY PRECIOUS.
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>>71661195
Paul Feig(Coward in most Germanic languages) wouldn't be wasting his time here.
He's too busy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU
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>>71659428
>YOUS GET A CAR, YOUS GET A CAR, YOUS GET A CAR
What the shit she's disgusting, how the fuck can anyone stand her for more than 5 seconds?
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>>71660362
THEY DON'T WEAR MASKS YOU DUMB FUCKING GOOK
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>>71661823
You make me want to dig a hole just so I can put you in it and cover you with dirt like the catshit that you are.
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this is surreal as fuck

this thread is actually FILLED to the brim with shills

like legit, 85% of the posters in this thread are paid shills

why are you all congregating in one place? do you realize how obvious it looks?
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>>71661024
When Pratt and Evans did it, both of their movies were long gone from theaters and they did it for the kids, not to shill their movie. Also, they do that stuff all the time, it just happened to get publicity because of the Superbowl. Just like Cena does make=a=wish stuff once a month or more.
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>>71658821
Alright nice try, sony employee.
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>>71661878
They wear masks. Emotional/psychological masks.

The whole character arc of Venkman is that he learns to let the mask go a little with his friends and his girlfriend.
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>>71661710
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>>71661921
forgot pic
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Okay, I tried to place nice with you guys but it's REALLY immature for you all to not see this film because you're threatened by successful women
It's 2016, women can do everything guys can now so either get with the program or go be misogynistic somewhere else, I'm sure you'll get loads of pussy that way.
Or alternatively, you can embrace what is clearly the funniest film in decades and impress all your female colleagues who normally wouldn't look twice at you. You can even use the excuse that you only went to impress that cute girl that you like, it doesn't matter, you can keep your internet cred and support the future.
See? You can have your cake and eat it

But not seeing this film out of some dedication to misogyny will only hurt you and everyone will think you're a total shitlord.
So what do you say? Do you want to join the right side of history yet?
It's only ten bucks, that's like a pizza afterall. And Papa John's have some really good deals going at the moment meaning you'll save that easily so why not spend the savings on an experience you know you'll enjoy?
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>>71659428
God damn Kate McKinnon isn't that bad here. It's Leslie Jones that completely ruins everything, if she wasn't part of this movie then I could see it being at least only shitty as hell. As it is it's unwatchable trash.
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>>71661969
top bait
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>>71661889
>first day on /tv/
Here's a hint: If something seems a bit too obvious, you're probably missing the joke
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>>71658821

EBIN SIMPLY EBIM IM GON SE MOOV NO SIMCE U GAV GU REV

UBOAT
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oh come on. It's the current year
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>>71661807
Of course you don't, you're a woman
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>>71659428
Now can someone get a clip from the original where they buy the care and test out their proton packs?
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71662139
Here's a clip when they first get the ambulance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CPss95p3Ck
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>>71660419

>it's been proven time and time again that shills post on 4chan
>nuh-uh! they don't because a website with millions of users is a pointless place to market and we don't matter!!!

You're a shill yourself or just a plain retard.
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>>71662221

God I love the music in that scene, really helps with the atmosphere. Also, Ray got robbed and man does Murray's expression sell that fact, that damn car cost 5-6k new in the 50s-60s
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>>71662139
>>71662221
test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK-uT32p5R0
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>>71658821
yeah right
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>>71662297
>>71662297
>Only 4,800
>Murrays expression change

makes me laugh every fucking time
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>>71662350
>>71662297
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cadillac-Hearse-or-Ambulance-M-M-M-M-/331900381028
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YexsRCPc
Bill has said this will be funny as hell, I'll trust his word over /tv/ neckbeards
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>>71661191

Kathleen madigan is pretty funny, but i have no idea if she can act
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>>71662432

Look into his eyes when he says it, and then tell me if you think it's true.
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>>71662401

Yeah but at the time in 1984 in the world of the movie, it would obviously never cost that much, plus there's also the fact that GB enthusiasts/care restoration junkies would pay out the nose for it.
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>>71662401

When I think of "Ghostbusters", one of the first things I think of is the fucking ambulance. I don't know why they couldn't just use a '59 in this new movie. You can still find them around, or hell, even use the one from the original movie.
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>>71662317
/thread
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>>71659428
This looks like some first day B-reel, not the stuff you actually put in the movie.
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>>71662098
What do you mean by that? That you are sexuality attracted to me? That you are coming on me?
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>>71662756
What a brain.
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>>71658821
>but this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek
So it's shit. Flashy (lackluster) style over substance forgettable shit.
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>>71659428
watch the other actors in the shot who don't have dialogue, everything looks so unnatural and shot in one take
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How this film could've been saved
>replace melissa mccarthy with jack black in a wig
>replace black woman with an actual gorilla named bobo
>although i like kristen wiig sometimes, replace her with zoe saldana
>make the original cast play aging mobsters since apparently no one cares about continuity
>have adam sandler play the big bad ghost
>have kat dennings play the sassy police cop who's always busting their balls
>have a scene where kat dennings drives a convertable through a car wash and a ghost makes the roof go down when the soap water comes out or something so the ghostbusters have to go in and save her and fight while surrounded by soap water
>have christina hendricks cameo
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>>71660145
>imagine
We don't need to pretend when we have MacGruber
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>>71662789
an organ of soft nervous tissue contained in the skull of vertebrates, functioning as the coordinating center of sensation and intellectual and nervous activity.

Google is your friend.
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>>71662911
>being this retarded
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>>71662969
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're just a little slow, that's all.
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>>71662911
>unironically linking someone to google

Googler detected, go back to google
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>>71662995
I'm on Google right now. I can't "Go Back."

I CANNOT GO BACK!!!
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>>71662993
You're funny, maybe you should've wrote for the Ghostbusters film. Same quality and all.
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>>71663031
That's harsh. At least I find myself funny, that's one more person than the GB remake has.
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So how hard will feminists rage when this movie fails to break even?
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>>71658821
>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
>closest thing to Blade Runner
>Blade Runner
And thus we knew the post was shit.
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>>71663075
Feminists hate the movie more than we do. Just go on tumblr and see for yourself.

Pro-GB feminists are obvious Sonies.
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>>71663133
>Feminists hate the movie more than we do
> Just go on tumblr
Nah, I'll take your word for it.
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>>71659428
>That... was... AWESOME!

oh good lord end it now just end the world
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>>71661347
>Sarah Silverman
You must have a really shitty sense of humor.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvO3XoGG7u4
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>>71663133
why do they hate it? Feminists have no sense of humor, so does this mean the movie is funny
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>>71660599
Lmao threads get like 100 unique posters, you'd market to more people just yelling out the window
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>>71658821
>this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek


and you're trying to sell this?
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>>71661977
We all wear masks, speaking metaphorically.
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>>71658821
>Closest thing to blade runner...

Anyone who takes this bait is a fucking moron, here's your reply.
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>>71658821
>this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek.

exactly as I imagine it
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>>71658821
Sony-shill-chan, pls, stop trying too hard

If you gotta make it so stupid and silly, at least make it funny to read too. Comparing to Blade Runner makes the b9 too obvious, not tasty enough.
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>>71663370
They hate it because it's manipulative to use feminism to promote a shitty remake like they're doing. And the movie isn't progressive like the original one was (everyman audience identification character was black, the receptionist was smart and had common sense, etc.), but full of sexist/racist stereopypes.
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Be sure to watch Sony Pictures Ghostbusters in theaters and IMAX 3D on July 15th!
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>>71659382
>>71659312
>>71658821
>No actual critic
>No actual comment about the photography, cinematics
>No actual comment of the plot
>No actual comment about the performances
As much as you want to shitpost on this board, at least do it like in the good discussion about these kind of flicks, we know the theory on how to make a movie.
Also, how much is sony paying you for the damage control?
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I'm pretty sure the black chick is the ugliest human being I have ever seen that doesn't have any deformities. This is ridiculous.
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>>71663851
She makes the girl from Precious look like a supermodel.
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>>71663927
Everything about her seems like she lost a bet, and I have no idea how anybody can even cast something like that in a big budget movie
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>>71660145
but MacGruber was funny
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>>71663927
did someone say Precious? That's a good enough reason to post this .gif.
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>>71663781
>Slimer
>Referred to as John Belushi's ghost
>John Belushi died 2 years before GB1
>Cast members were friends with John Belushi
>Slimer's like a tribute to their deceased friend
>Current year
>Slimer now has a meaningless, unneeded girlfriend, just because
Fucking TRASH, holy shit.
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>>71659428

I enjoyed Spy but Feig's direction comes across as very flat and dull to me. Everything is too bright and colorful. The original fun was shot like a horror film a lot of times to make the ghosts scary. Not that it can't or won't be in this although I highly doubt it.

Also "ghost shredder"? Are they not even trapping the ghosts anymore? They're just killing them twice? Kind of nit picky yeah but I guess I expected they'd still be entrapping them?
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>>71664042

I didn't watch it but it looked like shit and I hate Will Forte because of last man on earth.

Biased as fuck but whaddayagonnado
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>>71661969
Go home Bob.
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>>71660145
That's exactly what it's like, a piss poor parody.
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>>71659428
If these are the scenes chosen to promote the film they're actually fucked.
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>>71662235
Let's see some of that proof.
Remember, anecdotes aren't proof.
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>>71658821
>this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek
Even more reason to hate it
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I have seen the movie this weekend and it's pretty darn funny and well done. The visuals were great(take Blade Runner by Riddley Scott for comparison), acting was top notch, after watching the movie I can honestly say that actresses staring in it are some of the best comedians of our generation. Their delivery, jokes and I even think their improv was to just to the point.
I was laughing all the way back. I seriously couldn't calm myself down. At one point it felt like out of body expirience, my laugh, a cawing of thousand crows filled the car and I could see myself "from the outside"(or was that just a reflection in the mirror?). I think I lost the feeling in my limbs and the only thing I could feel was a massive erection in my pants. Soon, my anus joined it and I could feel it loosening, unleashing a storm of diaheria in my pants and on my seat. The "accident", as me and my wife call it now caused me to carsh on the side of the road. I got out of my car and tried to call for help, but all I could hear from my phone was loug coughing and strange words that I couldn't understand. The worst part was that I was still laughing, now louder than ever, so much that my throat got sore and I could almost feel my lungs coming up.
I lost my conciousnes and woke up in the morning in a gutter in a city that I couldn't recognize. My head was ponding and I was half naked, events of the previous day felt like a fever dream. Everything around me was ruined, seriously, it looked like some post-apocalypse flick. For a few seconds I thought that bombs feel and everything was lost. It turned out that it was just Detroit and eventually I made my way back home, on foot, where my wife and whole family was waiting for me.
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It's like Hollywood is actively trying (and succeeding) to ruin our childhoods. The fucking list KEEPS growing.

They had such a huge opportunity to make this movie into something great, but it's like they were bored lack the enthusiasm, and just wanted to make some money but also didn't want to put much effort into it.

It's fucking Sharknado with pretty CGI
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>>71664344

>suddenly sex stuff

Man come on..
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>>71658944
No one other than /v/ plebs care now either
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71658944
Youngfag go
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>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71663781

Every time I hear a rumor about this movie that I assume must be shitposting/a joke, it somehow ends up coming true.

This movie will be a glorious clusterfuck, and I legitimately can't wait to see it in the theater. (Buying a ticket to something else and then sneaking in mind you, but still.)
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>>71659428
That line delivery is dreadful.
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>>71659428
>Jokes are legit shit
>Leslie Jones lumbering around like fucking guy in a yeti costume is fucking confusing/annoying/weird
Wiig and Thor are the only ones who will survive this mess.
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>>71659062
It didn't review so good!
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>>71664678
>Wiig

Don't kid yourself, she is just as shit, why the fuck are you guys defending that unfunny scarecrow
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>>71663781
>Instead of making FemSlimer a different ghost, they just slapped lipstick and a blonde wig with a bow on it.
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>>71658821

>REALLY

haha
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>>71658821
>but this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek.

In other words it's shit and it's Ghostbusters In Name Only, then.
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>>71664954
Would making FemSlimer a different ghost really have been better? We've already crossed the Rubicon here, there's no going back. If we're fucked, we might as well get deep dicked.
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>Implying OP isn't just trying to save their career
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>>71659428
do you think the actual movie will also have a laugh track?
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>>71658821
[visible confusion]
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>>71665023
They can add anything they want, it don't matter to me because I won't be forking over any money to see it.
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>>71663781
Why would you spoil patty's death like this?
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>>71664928
Hemsworth, from the clips is the only thing that has made me laugh.. The rest hasnt even made me crack a smile. Wiig is in love with a retard, so i think she will be funny by proxy.

Also, i know for a fact that she has done something at some point that made me laugh really fucking hard, i just dont remember what. The rest of the cast has never done that. The fat Ricky Gervais looking one is actually on the negative side after the internet tricked me into watching Bridesmaids.
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>>71663783
>No actual critic
>No actual comment about the photography, cinematics
>No actual comment of the plot
>No actual comment about the performances
kek
you should really get back to plebbit or lurk more.
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>>71659428
That second clip, only a minority of the audience was laughing nervously, as if to be polite. Holy shit this is going to bomb so hard.
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>>71664984

Star Wars too

Can we all agree Ghostbusters is just not that great of a franchise?
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>>71664238

Would you waste your time trying to prove to a retard that the earth orbits the sun?
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>>71659428
They actually picked those clips out to get a reaction from the crowd. Someone actually did that.
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>>71664238
So everytime you see a link of a smallish youtube channel posted here titled
>Check out this review, its pretty based
You always assume its someone who randomly found it and decided it was so fucking good he wanted to share it around out of their good heart, it could not possibly be the creator looking for moar views.

Fucking kys.
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>>71659428
HOLY FUCK that Fall Out Boy song sounds fucking gold in this clip!

Imagine being in the cinemas when the music at 0:50 blasts so loudly!
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>>71663781
The idea of a female slimer itself is already quite bad but who in their right mind approved that design?
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>>71659428
Wow, these characters act exactly like I had expected them to based purely upon the cast photos. Nothing original about this "dynamic"
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>>71664954
It's a metaphor to the new movie. DEEP.
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>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71658821
> It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
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>>71659428
Shit, not only the jokes suck, but the delivery and timing are completely off. It feels like a sitcom with the laugh track cut off and these awkward silences between lines
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>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.

FUGGGGG XDD
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>>71658821
we came online to avoid commercials, not read them
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>Even comments on Slashfilm ain't having none of this shit

http://www.slashfilm.com/ghostbusters-clip-gear/#disqus_thread
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>>71666871
Oh my god, I've just had the realisation that the pauses between lines might have been edited like that intentionally. They might actually think that the movie will be so funny that they need a beat of silence after every one liner so that audiences don't miss dialogue because they're laughing.

So either the editors are incompetent or everyone involved in the project is seriously delusional at how funny this movie really is
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>>71659428
I can't even watch these clips to mock it, it's "forks on a dinner plate" bad
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I just wanted to play Monopoly.
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>>71661969
Fuck you nigger faggot.
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>>71659428
desu this isnt that bad compared to other shitty sony comedies. the only offensive thing about it is that its being used as a political move.

Like the interview
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YOU FUCKING REALIZE WE ALREADY KNOW ALL THE CAMEOS FROM THE REDDIT LEAK RIGHT?!?
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>>71658821
>REALLY good
>feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek
Be more subtle next time.
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>>71658821
>>71663781

Thanks, I already have my ticket. It's going to be a blast!!!!.

15th July 3D IMAX®
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>>71667608
you sound upset friendo
when I went to see the new Ghostbusters©, it was a laugh-riot of a good time. You should check it out, it will probably improve your mood
And while you're in the Ghostbusters© spirit, why not check out the all new deals hitting Papa John's©? You'll have ghost-bustingly great time!
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>>71659428
Man, this looks so bad.
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually
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>>71658944
Lies.
Any person 30 and over will recognize the song and characters instantly
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>>71663781
CUT MY LIFE IN PIECES
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>>71659428
You've made a mistake, this seems to be cut footage from "Be Kind Rewind". Jack Black and Mos Def make a 'sweded' version of Ghostbusters. I didn't know they had a version with 3 Jacks and Mo in drag.
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>>71668690
I'm not going to defend Sony, but to be honest, this shitstorm is nonsense.

The true sequel to Ghostbusters 2 was an extremely shitty video game that nobody liked, but there wasn't all this rage back then. Nobody cared
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>>71668690
>Any person 30 and over
The majority of movies revenue are people 25 and under.
Studios don't give a shit about people 30 and over.
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>>71660958
Kills me every time.
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>>71658821
>Feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek

So it's shit?
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>>71658821
>It's the closest thing to Blade Runner visually in 30 years.
flew to close to the sun
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>>71658937
>BABYMAN? I AM A TODDLER OF A MAN
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Looking at this shill makes me dread the upcoming blatant shill reviews for it. I think Scott Mendelson of Forbes will have the most heavy-handed one by far. He actually fucking defended Sucker Punch as if it was an amazing feminist piece.
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>>71661191
heather anne campbell
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>>71659428
>that fallout boy song towards the end

jesuusss dude.
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>>71658821
>this feels like what Abrams did with Star Trek
Raped it?
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>Not beign present in the talks about directors like Lynch, Kurosawa, Welles or Kubrick.
>Calls me a pleb
Bet you don't even know what a patrician is, you have no idea of the extent of this board years ago, new fag and pleb. Sage.
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>>71659428
what a load of shit
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>>71660062
I legitimately thought she was a great cast
If i could re do the whole thing she and maybe Thor would still be in it
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>>71665267
That would make the movie ironically funny
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>>71659511
Yeah it's this thing called 'trolling'. Its been around for a few years now and the rules pretty much never change: you respond, you lose. Oh, and welcome to the fucking internet, kid.
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>>71658889
Go to the beach anon. Splash in the waves among the pubescent, young scantily clad women.
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>>71674181
>"trolling"
Sure, buddy boy. Suuuure.
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>>71659428
The first clip seems fine. Reminds me of a Marvel flick.
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