>I'm your little KoTH thread!
Reminder Bobby is not Hanks and that's why he always refers to him as "that boy" or "the boy"
>>71648656
is Naked Ambition a perfect KotH episode?
Yes yes it is.
>It's a Hank gets raped by a dolphin episode
>>71648757
>>71648795
>>71648753
It's Bill's.
>>71648757
The BEST episode of KoTH is the one where the azn neighbors move in (not even going to try and pronounce their name) and Hank thinks they've chopped up and are eating Ladybird.
And "so are ya Chinese, or Japanese?"
>>71648881
Exactly, Peggy already lied to Hank about being a virgin and Bill was still in his prime back then, it also explains Bill's obsession with Peggy
>>71648921
I meant to say spell haha...
>>71648952
Cuck of the Hill... It all makes sense now...
The Billdozer (Bull dozer... BULL)
"That boy"
Narrow urethra
Suddenly Peggy is magically pregnant
>>71648838
>Bwaaaaah blurble blurbb
Tell me about Hank, why does he wear the mask?!
>>71648838
>>71649004
>>71649005
>>71649005
The propane rises brother!
>>71648757
Hank secretly wanted it.
>Peggy's niece not Hanks
>>71649150
I would've nailed her if I was Hank.
>>71648753
Clearly Cotton's kid.
>>71649167
Bobby marries her for fucks sake
>>71649263
Did that count as incest? Nice Southern stereotyping.
Dale episodes are the best
>>71649212
How did two brunettes create a blonde Bobby? Either way Hank's a cuck.
>>71649212
God, it annoys me that they cut out his wife and GH from Cotton's death episode. Made it feel so rushed.
Watching the boxing episode on Cartoon Network right now, feels great watching this show on the 4th of July.
>>71649391
Congratulations on watching KotH, it is one of Earth's proudest creations IMO.
You should watch a July 4th episode. The one where the neighborhood argues about fireworks.
>>71649310
Yeah they are related by blood through Peggy.
The episode was about her getting back at Bobby for replacing her birth control with candy and "he gets her pregnant" as her form of revenge.
>>71649338
What episode with the turtles?
Funny as fuck
>>71649379
Fuck I forgot they cut DD and GH out afterwards same for Japanese Hank never brought him back at all either.
Cotton is my hero dammit.
>>71648656
>IM A SKOAL MAN DOO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO
Anybody know the name of the episode where Dales prank calls the Federal Reserve and the receptionist greets him on the phone?
>>71649212
>>71649212
LMAO
He's clearly
C L E A R L Y
Buck Strickland's child
You fucking retards
>>71648757
the best episode is when Hank caught his mother and her partner having sex on the kitchen table, causing him to go blind. some real paternal emotive shit went down.
>>71648656
I tell ya I hate nancy its a beautiful day-yay
Sunday Sunday SUNDAY and saturday its the dallas mower expo opxe rewom sallad be there-ere as the biggest names mowers hedgers and clippers
>>71649591
Barely any interaction with Peggy at all.
>>71649441
I remember the episode, I watched KotH religiously. It's probably my favorite TV show ever.
>>71649527
Japanese Hank was good as a one off.
>>71649591
So Buck cucked Cotton too? GH and Bobby look identical.
>>71649338
>the episode where Dale loses presidency of the gun club
10/10
>>71649351
Exactly. Like, we know dark hair can skip a generation, which is how Joseph inherited the hair, skin, and eye colour of his Jamaican great grandfather, but blond hair can't do that.
>>71649633
>I hate Nancy
I'm pretty damn sure nobody says that.
>Episode when Hank wants to fuck her on a hot grill
>>71649694
Well Cotton was brunette in his youth too. Now I need to go look at Peggy's mom. I believe there were TWO different mothers for Peggy which bothers me A LOT.
>>71649695
That wasn't about Nancy it was about Hank wanting to fuck propane
>>71649694
both my parents have brown hair but i have blonde hair
when my dad was younger he had blonde hair though
>>71649676
Japanese Hank was a good one off but a line or a letter every now and then would have been perfect.
Whole episode about Cotton being buried in a memorial cemetery then they cremated him.
They fucked up.
>>71649734
Keep telling yourself that Hank
>>71649695
Yeah that's a good one. These two are the best ever:
1) Westie Side Story
2) High Anxiety Part 1 & 2
>>71649746
>my dad
You mean your mothers husband
QUICK EVERYONE IMITATE BOOMHAUER
>>71649799
Dingol dangul big guy diggul for yew mkay
>>71649746
Uh oh, cuckoldry detected.
>not falling asleep to the sweet sounds king of the hill
it's great
>>71649799
Hello. My name is Boomhauer. I'm not very good at typing, but I am learning.
>>71649726
Luanne's a natural blonde, right? So even if Peggy's parents aren't blonde (I think Doc might have been, given how white his hair is), we know at least one of them carried the gene, to pass it on to Hoyt and Peggy.
>>71649777
Was High Anxiety the one where he meets a guy just like him nd has to go to anger management classes?
>>71648656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHaMrIgSDFo
>>71649862
Nah it's the two parter where he gets high by accident and thinks he's murdered the girl Buck was having an affair with!!! It's so funny in so many ways. It's hilarious watching straight-laced Hank try to deal with that situation.
>>71649837
Why the fuck did I lose it to this.
>>71649919
Debbie!
She shoots herself when she climbs in the dumpster like an idiot.
>>71649876
>not watching the true kino that is aliantos
he changes the whole tone of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
>>71649958
Same.
>>71649963
Yeah, it was so good, that even with two episodes, I was sad to see it resolve so quickly.
>>71648656
DUSTY OLD BONES, FULL OF GREEN DUST! Hahahaha... Old MAN!
Whole episode about Cotton story being shotty so he's scrutinized out of being buried in a memorial cemetery then Peggy helps him and they just cremated him for no fucking reason after making a point of it in that episode.
I'm not the only one who noticed this right?
>the episode where they burn down the fire house
>>71650078
>Dang it Caleb!
That episode is our future but worse...
I hope Connie and Bobby end up together
>>71650009
Ace Attorney KoTH.
>That episode where Hank gets addicted to watching porn and finds his way out of paying a massive late fee.
i always related to hank because i also have a narrow urethra
>>71650207
>Hope
Have you finished watching KoTH?
>That episode when Joseph almost cucks Bobby
Pottery
>>71650214
Holy fuck more gold. KotH is the gift that just kept on giving, for 13 immaculate seasons.
That was another episode I was sad resolved so soon. It was such a hilarious concept.
>>71650256
from what I remember they break up but they end up being friends right?
>>71650291
Dude they fuck in the motel.
>>71650286
I hate Peggy but her saying she was pregnant from kidnapping Lupe in court is the funniest shit.
I don't like Peggy but I enjoy every episode of KoTH regardless.
>>71649684
Hello, this is Mr. Big
>>71649992
(Hank is...) Breaking Bwah'd - King of the Hill YouTube Poop (YTP ...
Pure pottery
>>71650569
What was the context behind Mr.Big again?
>Episode where Hank is so retarded he doesn't realize he is a pimp
>>71650500
I don't like Peggy's personality, but I enjoy her as a character.
In terms of personality, Peggy strikes me as self-important and self-absorbed, narcissistic and overemotional, immature and petty.
Remember she got pissed because Bobby was doing better at tasks around the house than she was?
>>71650620
ALABASTAR
>>71649633
Durhamrockerz was a god
>>71650676
Was that when he joined home ec?
Episode when Peggy gets swindled by a con artist then cons him back with retarded Jimmy who works at a horse track.
>>71650729
Yeah that's the one... Peggy is a real childish bitch. The sex feet episode was fantastic though.
Her foot size is actually circus freak tier. I find it unrealistic that there was a store carrying her shoe size in women's styles. Or was that the tranny store, I hardly remember which eppy is which.
>>71650873
I don't recall tranny store but I remember the fetish episode. Peggy is actually retarded, makes me wonder what she taught those kids for Via Con Dios actor's kids.
Paddling Peggy is pretty funny imo.
>You hit me
Dooley is so funny with how stoic he is.
>mfw Rusty Shackleford was a real person
>>71650716
>Careful Hank. Alabaster may be little but he's tough.
>No offense but he's from Oklahoma
>>71651572
>How much you want for that jasper brunette?
>That's my wife
>Worst mistake a pimp can make is marrying one of his hoes
What happened to Tammy? She was nice and pretty to boot.
Guys i wanna watch king of hill and i dont know where to start there is so many seasons
>>71649351
Blonde is recessive.
>>71649212
Dont ever talk to me or my son ever again
>>71651645
Start from the beginning obviously.
>He's my boy he ain't much but he's all I got!
Bobby can be a little asshole but it's funny when he is.
>>71651645
Usually starting at season one is a good choice.
>>71648881
>hey kotton, these are our japanese neighbors
>HES NOT JAPANESE, hes laotion
did the KOTH character got their names changed in your respective countries?
here in argentina (latin america)
Hank Hill: Héctor Reyes
Bobby: Beto
Peggy: Peggy
Dale Gribble: Diego Gómez
Luanne: Lola
Bill: Blas
Boomhauer: Benavides
John Redcorn: Sancho Mazorca
>>71651856
I wish they had more interactions.
Ripping on Hank and Hank's wife would've been the best shit
>>71651970
WTF man I thought names stayed the same in some languages.
I can't comprehend this at all.
>>71651970
>Bill: Blas
>>71651970
I need to know each side character name also.
>>71648881
Susinoosinphong.
I probably got it wrong but I tried
>>71651970
French canadian here. They were here too
Hank Hill: Henry Hill
Bobby: same
Peggy: Paulette
Dale Gribble: Dan Grenier
Luanne: Johanne
Bill: Boule
Boomhauer: Papineau
John Redcorn: John Septgrains
>>71652058
They also changed the name of the cities and all the pop culture references. I guess the concept was to show that the ''rednecks'' are everywhere. Not just in texas
>>71649919
>Hank could have fucked Debbie and Buck's wife
>Buck's wife would have made Hank regional manager
>>71649963
In the dumpster of Peggy's Sugarfoots! Please be more exact of the location in future posts.
>>71649005
If he takes off his mask, he will die and it will be very propainful.
>>71650620
Mr. Big was the code name Hank gave himself when he calls Dale's mercenary newspaper ad to help him out of a depression from losing the presidency of his gun club.
Creates a fake mission that Dale ends up escalating and making a mess of things.
>>71653013
POCKET SAND
>>71652969
That's way after that happened though.
Anyone remember which KotH youtube poop has Peggy walking into Sugarfoots and doing the Fat Albert "Hey hey hey" to that fat black cook?
>>71653052
>>71653092
It's the Breaking Bwhad one I think. It's funny as fuck.
>You have no ass
>>71652837
Why it's actually retarded because it's clearly in Texas not some shithole wherever else in the world.
>>71651375
>Dale, you need to stop using my name. I'm not dead
>>71648757
No, no, the best episode is "Bobby Goes Nuts" where Bobby takes a women's self defense course at the Y and learns how to fight against bullies.
>It's a character gets temporarily cured of their mental illness before dying in a horrific industrial accident episode
>>71653523
That guy was nuts hope he got to fuck Luanne atleast.
Luanne is top tier waifu
Pissed about GH and DD disappear for the whole show after Cotton's death.
>>71653388
I haven't watched that episode in years what did Dale do when he came back?
What episode is this from?
>>71649338
oh god, which episode was this again? I remember it being great
>>71653676
>>71650079
>>71649753
I thought I was the only one. To boot they don't bury him like they said in one episode which the whole plot was to get a burial plot. Writers fucked up.
>>71653686
I can't remember but I think it's the one when Dale has to get a new job because all the poison he inhaled
>>71653785
So did Cotton really kill 50 men? Did he see such horrible shit in the Pacific that he made up those grandiose stories? I would've loved to know Cotton's role in WW2.
>>71653872
Peggy discovered that he lied about a battle he was in apparently because one was across the world and the battle in Germany was days after or something and he was in Pacific at that time. I haven't seen it in awhile but that's the jist.
>>71649212
that's why peggy hates cotton.
Cotton raped peggy.
>we're gonna have to give the $300 back
>we only have 280 left, where are we gonna get twenty dollars?
>>71653992
Yea he lied about fighting in Munich but he definitely served in Japan. I mean, the man lost his legs!
>>71651794
>ah sell propane an propane accessories I tell yew whut SHUT UP DALE
>>71654121
>YOU LITTLE TWIGBOY
Bobby just using Hanks situation to get what he wants.
>>71654053
>Implying you wouldn't fuck Cotton willingly.
Best character imo apart from Dale.
>>71652759
>John Septgrains
topkek
>>71652759
Goodfellas?
>I always wanted to be a gangster
Sand Coffin has a new meaning.
Best Halloween episode ever.
>>71649746
Does your dad browse /tv/ or /pol/ by any chance? I don't think your mom told you the whole truth.
>Car chase in the Pimp episode
>Hank attempts to trap the Pimp behind him at a traffic light and is flabbergasted when the pimp simply runs the red light
Goddamn I love how pure Hank is at times.
>>71655929
That video game episode when he enacts his darkest thoughts.
>he snatched that woman's purse!
>I didn't want to stab him, I wanted to give him a stern talking to
Hank has the most corrupt boss and yet he stays untainted.
>is this a flower vase?
Potheads just laughing in his face.
>>71656093
>Oh god I just stabbed a parking attendant. Where's the button to turn myself in?
>>71656123
>What's next regional manager?
>Sorry old top gonna need you to stop playing that vidya gauem, lawyer say it's public domain
>Only three more levels left.
Addicted
>>71648757
>Peggy ends up doing foot fetish porn
GOAT episode.
>>71653107
>>71656398
>Women and children first!
Cigarettes episode is GOAT.
>>71656414
>I A M I R O N M A N
>>71656398
>I could smoke those birdy arms
>I don't like this club the coffee is bad and you whine too much
>You need to take a thirteenth step off your high horse
>>71652759
But why?
>>71656724
Because he always wanted to be a gangster.
>>71656695
>I'm knitting!
>>71648757
Not
>A Firefighting We Will Go
or
>Three Days of the Khando
That boy ain't right.
How do we get a 14th season?
Also why did I just get a message saying I was "banned for ban evasion"? That's completely untrue wtf, I haven't been banned at all so what is this?
>>71658958
We don't. It ended on a great note.
>>71655532
Dinner's ready. Where's grandpa?
>>71649799
yeah, man, I tell you what, man, dang ol CIA, man, big guy for you, dang ol' nobody cared until he put on the mask, man
>>71651970
>>71652759
Britbong here, we had:
Hank Hill: Henry Hilton
Bobby: Bertram
Peggy: Petunia
Dale Gribble: Douglas Graham
Luanne: Margeret
Bill: Boris
Boomhauer: Sir. Boomlington
John Redcorn: Ahmed
>>71651970
German here, we had:
Hank Hill: Hans Hillen
Bobby: Günther
Peggy: Perahta
Dale Gribble: Dagobert Gebhardt
Luanne: Leonore
Bill: Baldemar
Boomhauer: Barnhardo
John Redcorn: Neger Redcorn
Buck Strickland: Adolf
>>71649351
Two blondes cannot create a brunette, but two brunettes can create a blonde.
>>71652007
Probably didn't have many since Kahn and Cotton were voiced by the same guy. Same with Buck and Bill. The sound becomes obvious listening to them talk to one another.
>>71660629
>Neger Redcorn
>>71660324
>Ahmed
>Adolf
Based as fuck
That Peggy episode when she hires actor to sell houses and at the end Bobby unplugs his breathing machine.
>>71661738
I... I tell ya h'what...
>>71660065
Ging ging
>>71656601
kek'd
