Where were you on July 2, 1996?
home
Swimming in my dads testicles.
>Explosion happens before the main part of the beam even reaches
>>71645432
watching independence day opening night with my friends
Being 4 with my parents
>>71645432
In the womb.
>>71645432
In my moms womb
About 3 months past my inception
At the movies watching this with my uncle and his girlfriend
Probably playing basketball
>>71646339
>>71645608
Underagefags pls go
>>71645432
I was 6. Peeking through an open door at mom's co-worker banging her senseless, upstairs, while they thought I'm watching TV. She was moaning so loud and then just squealing like a pig when she was about to cum, I went there to see what's she so excited about. Passionate female orgasms are sure fascinating to watch.
I'd never do something like that to a kid, though. If you're such animals in heat, then rent a fucking hotel room.
>>71646368
1996 was 20 years ago
in the womb, 2 months from birth
>>71646368
>1996 + 18 = 2014
>>71646374
who would have looked out for your loser ass while they were at the hotel?
>>71646368
was [X] TOLD by >>71646404
1 month a fetus
Rochelle park, NJ while my parents were probly fighting about something
>>71646304
This i wouldn't wstch imdepemdence day foe another 3 years with my dad on tbs superstation
Watching Babys Day Out
>>71645432
Wanting so bad to see this movie. My parents brought me to see The Hunchback of Notre Dame, because ID looked "too violent". I still get mad when remembering it.
>>71645432
i remember watching this with 6 friends and after the movie we were walking through the parking lot of the movie theater and we were all yelling at the top of out lungs "HELLO BOYS, IM BAAAACK" over and over, and we walked be a car the had the door open, and there was a woman, very attractive, looking at us, and we stopped, and she said "You are back, huh? Why dont you get in the back of my car."
We got silent and kind of looked at each other, not knowing what to say, did she mean all of us??? How are we going to get all of us in the back of her car?
She said "Get in" and we kept walking and we stopped saying anything, but I just keep thinking about if I would have got in her car, I could have lost my virginity at 11 years old to a beautiful woman.
I wasn't alive yet but my dad was on deployment getting drunk off his ass in South Korean nightclubs.
>>71646541
Do you have any hapa half siblings
>>71645432
Family gathering talking about how I saw Independence Day.
>>71645432
at my seventh birthday party, famalamadingdong
i think it was medieval themed
I dunno.
Probably playing street hockey or playing Sonic and Knuckles
>>71646527
Sounds more like you were close to being kidnapped, your parents losing a lot of money and/or you being dead and not posting. Better safe than dead, anon.
Probably at home. I was only 4.
>>71645608
>>71646314
>>71646339
>>71646412
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>>71646541
Children please leave.
>>71646911
She was too good looking to be a kidnapper, kidnapping one kid I could see, but kidnapping 7 kids? I honestly think she wanted a gang bang.
>>71647139
>20
>not children
kek
>>71647301
t. 20 year old pretending to be twice his age
>>71647318
24, little boy, and I've always been mature for my age.
>>71645432
6 months old and probably shitting myself
Nearly 2 years old
>>71645432
Well I was 12, so probably masturbating.
>>71646527
I could believe that she wanted to have sex with all of you in a gangbang. There's plenty of news articles where that kind of stuff happens.
>>71647109
>born in 1992
>calls other people kids
oh the irony
>>71648100
Nah bro
>>71648127
You're a millenial child who thinks he's superior to another millenial child because you're born 4 years earlier.
It's fucking hilarious.
>>71648170
Nigga you mad as fuck and i'm just chillin
>>71647392
6 months old and probably shitting myself
>mfw when my first thought was about why a fucking 10 year old was posting on 4chan and then slowly realized how old I am, that time moves ceaselessly forward, and that one day I, and everyone I love, will die.
Shit, man.
>>71645608
>>71646304
>>71646314
>>71646339
>>71646412
well I feel old...I was 12 years old
>>71645432
Watching this movie in theater.
As a 6 year old it was pretty fucking hype.
>>71645432
At the drive ins. I was 3. It's one of my earliest menories
>>71648100
You don't understand
The difference between 1992 and 1998 is 10x bigger than 1992 and 6 years prior to that
Generation Z kids will be children forever
>>71646260
This. Midnight showing nigga
>>71648384
And that's the truth. As someone born in 92 I can remember when the internet wasn't a massive thing that almost anyone had. Then AOL came along and made it easily accessible.
>>71648384
>>71648463
Wow, juvenoia strikes early I see.
>>71648541
No, generation Z exists and is real. The kids born into also have no good quantifiable qualities.
Kids that bridge the gap between millennial and gen z are salvageable but anyone who was born post 9/11 is a gonner
>>71648541
>implying the generation that says it's ok to be a brony isn't completely fucked.
idk probably playing baseball in the park.
>>71648683
>implying the vast majority of bronies aren't males in their 20s ie millenials
>>71648647
funny, the 1920s generation said the same thing about baby boomers
>>71648755
Did baby boomers have 8 second attention spans?
>>71648755
Well obviously babies and toddlers can't be bronies yet, you fucking retard.
>>71648786
far worse, they were hippies
>>71648812
then what was your post about, turbo retard?
>>71648829
They will say it's ok to be a brony. Learn to think a little bit before you reply.
At the movies with my 2 cousins watching this. Sucks now I think about it. It was a decent mall with a movie theater and an arcade. They airlifted and dropped a Walmart on it since then.
>>71648887
What the fuck does that even mean?
Dear god you're stupid.
>inb4 it was b8 all along
>>71648938
Looks like I've completely lost you. I guess logic is too hard for the average /tv/ poster.
>>71646260
Saw it with my family. Good stuff.
NUKE THE BASTARDS
>>71647356
*tips*
>>71645432
HOW did this look so realistic compared to nowadays movies of destruction?
What the fuck happened?
>>71649803
Because it was an actual explosion? Durr.
Man, I don't fucking know. Probably elementary school doing some classwork.
Studio 28, theater 1, biggest screen in Michigan at the time.
>>71649968
In July, dumbass?
