'JUST' edition
old
>>71634096
Azor Jon
>>71640027
Obviously he will remain alive, right?
Azor Stonemen
This show is pure garbage for the retard masses and you all are idiots for even thinking any of it is remotely good
>>71640075
yes, but any major character introduced after episode 1 except for sam will die before the end
>>71640075
Sadly
P
P R E S T O N ?
>>71640116
I like Theon
Jon fucking and marrying Sansa when?
Littlefinger cucked when?
Arya cucked when?
Dany cucked when?
Which Lannister is this?
>>71640158
Hear me pay my denbts!
>71640156
>Jon fucking and marrying Sansa when?
Never ever
>Littlefinger cucked when?
always
>Arya cucked when?
never ever
>Dany cucked when?
never ever
Reposting for new thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666682
Need votes for who shall be my wife in CK2
>>71640156
>Dany cucked when?
>>71640158
Ayyyy Lannismfao
>>71640156
Sansa gets in the butt by LF
Arya gets it from See Gregor
Dany gets it ass2ass in LF's brothel
Cersei gets it from Euston
That's the only way it makes sense to me tbqh
I am loyal to Queen Cersei
Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever
Jon
>Can walk
>>71640225
*Stupid autocorrect
>>71640149
Theon is finished as a man though
Even if he regains his self-respect, no one will take him seriously ever again, severely limiting his prospects for impacting the story
He should've have died at the end of S5
>>71640258
Reminder that Summer's death was a travesty that Book!Bran would not be able to handle. We will see Summer again, when he returned as The Wight Wolf alongside Hodor.
>>71640258
Not only can he walk, he's the greatest swordsman to ever walk.
Cripples BTFO
>>71640158
it's a Reyne you fucking showfag
>>71640306
Arthur Dayne would wreck his shit.
>>71640156
>>71640242
Qyburn pls go
>>71640258
Bran
>can't walk
>exposition whore for D&D
What happens on Yaros?
>>71640258
>mfw king Bran controls a dragon
>>71640306
>greatest swordsman to ever walk
dude i know youre not this delusional
>>71640156
Soon
emiliabros unite
>>71640200
>implying Dany won't fall in love with Jon seeing him unite all these different people including "savages", fighting, leading, bleeding, putting aside personal squabbles for the sake of humanity and not just the realm.
>then have him reject her
>>71640339
>muh dual wielding
Nah. Not against Jon's superior warg senses. Look at him in that battle, fucking dodging swords like no tomorrow.
Why did Septon Ray commit sodoku?
Stannis is alive and WILL come back, no matter how much redditors cry and throw a tantrum about it.
>>71640378
dragon warging WHEN
>>71640301
this. they killed the only show-warg's pet to save shekels. fucking ridiculous
>>71640225
>implying Arya won't teleport into King's Landing and kill Cersei with no buildup
The most disappointing bit about Arya's arc that they didn't show her put anything she learned in Braavos into action by scouting the premises of the Twins or even killing Lothar but instead they showed long, lingering scenes of her begging in the street and cleaning corpses and ultimately Braavos was just a waste of screentime.
i already miss melly
>>71640380
Ramsey said he was, and was scared to fight him. Need I remind you that Ramsey 1v1'd an entire crew of Ironborn wearing no shirt and using only kitchen knives?
LEAKED PHOTO OF SMIRKFU FOR NEXT SEASON
>>71640242
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>71640206
>there are actually people who voted for sansa right now itt in this thread at this very moment
/got/ has never disappointed me so much.
>>71640501
>>71640496
ramsay, the reliable narrator
>>71640306
>Believing Ramsay's taunt.
>>71640501
Would still put my dick in desu.
>>71640419
cute, CUTE
>>71640496
In truth keeping that in mind that scene made very little sense.
Is there an edit of Arya as Hannibal Lecter?
>>71640436
I'm not talking about Show!Dayne, you fag. I'm talking about the REAL Sword of The Morning.
>>71640380
Did you fucking see him stomping faggots all around the battle of Winterfell? he had more kills than Wun-Wun.
If Rhaegar was willing to plunge Westeros into war and change his life to become a warrior all cause of prophecy, would he not be willing to rape a chick, brainwash her ass and stockholm her?
So what is Theon's role in the story now that he helped bring Dany back to Westeros?
Is he done?
>>71640524
That's a really good taunt. Imagine if he'd gone on
>And you've got really nice hair!
>and you're probably gonna bang the dragon queen!
>and you're in really good shape and get lots of attention from girls!
Jon would have shit himself from fear.
>>71640377
The Masters have thier own summerhouses there. Right now some of them are sitting there, relaxing while their slaves bring them food and drinks. Dany doesn't know this
>>71640349
>"mommy who's your friend?"
>>71640474
I think Arya will get caught, I also think they will reveal that waif=arya=fucking waif
>>71640496
Ramsay said he had heard he was good. Ramsay is someone without much technical skill in vombat. The Ironborn weren't scared of Ramsay, they were scared of the guards getting alerted and getting overwhelmed. They were supposed to nab Theon and run, but Theon wouldn't cooperate.
>>71640574
>I'm not talking about Show!Dayne, you fag. I'm talking about the REAL Sword of The Morning.
But the Sword of the Morning is Jon's father. It is only a matter of time before they are equal.
Literally STANNIS. Then, before, after and forever.
>>71640574
Different worlds, my friend.
No one in the books ever called Jon the greatest swordsman that ever walked.
>>71640590
He still has to get killed by Jon
>>71640442
All his workers were dead so his sept would never be finished. He had nothing else worth living for
>>71640501
I remember when this was quentin_martell.jpg
>>71640406
I want her to get the bastard cock.
Probably dirtiest sex of her life, knowing he's a bastard and under her but now inside her after hating him and being an ass to him all these years
>>71640597
E9: War with Masters begins
E10: It's over because dragons
How can anyone like Daenerys?
>>71640301
Hodor can stay gone I only care that my Sweet Summer Child gets reunited with his Sweet Winter Wolf
>dismissing the person who brought you back from the dead
why
>>71640626
>Ramsay has no skill!
>Ironborn that reave for a living chopped down by the hundreds just suck and can't do nuffin!
>>71640683
She burned a child
I can't believe we finally have proof Jon is a Targ.
I know everyone knew it but now it's reality.
And not only that but he became the king in the north and will likely marry Dany and sit on the iron throne.
>>71640419
queen of love and beauty
>>71640683
She burned a little girl ALIVE!
>>71640681
I get the symbolism. Summer has died, Winter has come. But Bran would be destroyed by the loss of Summer. He loved that wolf.
Other than Cersei, Qyburn, Gregor and Euron (who will all definitely die) - who else will die in Season 7?
Show-Jon v. Show-Barry the Bold, who wins? I bet Jon wouldn't get killed by a crowd of sand niggers.
I want Cersei to give me an unenthusiastic handjob.
>>71640306
His sword skills are decent, unless Bran decides to log into weirwood.net and turns him into a mute simpleton
>>71640719
not in the show, stupid bookfag, in the show they are just doggies
Alright, just binged seasons 1-6 over 3 days because my co-workers won't fucking shut up about it:
>Dany's storyline is garbage and she's a terrible actress
>Bran's storyline is garbage
>Arya's storyline was ruined the moment she left Westeros
>Everything not in Westeros is irrelevant, boring, and stupid
>Everything got worse during/after season 4 until the last two episodes of season 6
>Season 6 episode 5 creates a time paradox that ruins the episode and i'll slit the next person's throat that says any of the following words: "hold, door, the, hodor"
>Redhead wildling a cute
>I should have read the books instead
>>71640626
Jon wasn't anything special either until they suddenly gave him "legendary swordsman" status for no reason.
>>71640738
Like, she'd look all annoyed and shit?
>>71640733
Jon's plot armor is far stronger than Barristan's. Otherwise he'd have died dozens of times in the Battle for Winterfell alone.
>>71640719
More than loved him, he literally wore his skin to feel good about himself sometimes.
>>71640683
It's one thing to have a foreign priestess of a demon god in the North, it's another to have a foreign priestess of a demon god in the North who burns kids and people with kingsblood
>>71640756
No like she's busy doing some serious work with one hand just looking uncaring while she jerks me off with the other.
>>71640683
Because he'd rather have Davos by his side
>>71640719
Yes, Bran would, but Bran's not Bran anymore, Bran is the 3ER, he lost his legs (his wolf) and grew wings
>>71640242
>cersei will never set on your face
But in all seriousness I don't know if I'm going to watch season 7. Season 6 felt really lazy story wise.
>>71640751
nice blog, faggot, i'll reblog that on my tumblr
>>71640758
Jon and Ghost are similarly bonded (although Jon's wargfu is weaker than Bran's), but I doubt Jon will show much reaction to Ghost's offscreen death.
>>71640697
Yara didn't have hundreds, she had 50 men.
>>71640726
Hopefully Dany and Jon
>>71640751
>Alright, just binged seasons 1-6 over 3 days because my co-workers won't fucking shut up about it
You watched 20 hours of the show per day for three days because "your co-workers wouldn't shut up about it"?
>>71640719
I dont think d&d killed off Summer for the symbolism, they probably didnt even realize until afterwards that they could use that as an excuse.
they killed him because theyre lazy as shit and cheap as shit
>>71640801
this desu, i hope GRRM comes back to help them but that's not going to happen with D&D's ego.
>>71640801
>I don't know if I'm going to watch season 7.
Watch it for her
You know it's going to be ebin
>>71640738
She'd eat your princes and princesses off her fingers and face.
>>71640077
BANE?!
>>71640819
50 Good Men, the best you can buy with the Iron Price
Did Sansa forget littlefinger lied to her face about Arya being alive?
Do these make anyone else cringe or is it just me?
>>71640848
To watch her die and lose to mr Gary Stu and ms. Mary Sue?
>>71640840
I know they killed him because of budget concerns, but the symbolism is there regardless.
>>71640863
Tabbed back in and instantly regained my boner.
Thanks anon.
>>71640888
It's just 14 year olds from Romania and the middle east
>>71640894
>there are people still unaware she'll get killed off by Arya
>>71640888
Roleplayers will never not make me cringe.
>>71640898
I do it for the realm.
>>71640670
as much as I cringed at that, at least D&D realized that plotline was garbage and got it over with quickly.
>>71640822
Cersei kept saying things like 'I will sooner burn the entire city to the ground before I let that happen' AND SHE LITERALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>71640718
That battle seemed cozy
>>71640704
>>71640718
>>71640761
>>71640798
I guess you are right. But by reviving Jon and therefore proving her powers, and having knowledge of the others and azor ahai's prophecy, wouldn't she be Jon's best weapon against them?
>>71640894
she looks like that female vulcan
>>71640934
He's so chubby here.
>>71640894
I wish they shaved her bald.
>>71640894
To watch her being smug, insane and blowing shit up
>>71640974
Too many kitkats
<3
Could a GoT/ASoIaF RPG work? One where you could choose from several backgrounds and build your skills for diplomacy/swordplay/magic/etc? Join one of the many great houses or Night's Watch. say?
Made by a better company than Telltale, preferably.
>>71640936
>>71640683
I wonder when Jon realizes that Shireen's death paid for his life.
>>71640974
It can happen within a day or two of eating bad food and not sleeping well.
Its more like bloated
well, looks like margarine wins. unless there are any lurking cerseifags
>>71640514
>itt in this thread
>>71641001
Just make Mount & Blade but with GoT stuff in it.
>>71640801
It felt lazy and pointless. There was literally nothing to cling on to. I remember the first 3 seasons it was fucking impossible to not watch the next episode. Cliffhangers, constant drama, shit going down in every single episode one way or another.
Now it's just a bunch of bitches talking trash to one another and forming "le epic sister bond XDDD ROCK ONN GURL XDD", a lot of negotiating between enemies and generally nothing unexpected happening. If the first episode keeps at it with the constant feminist stroking memes and general bullshit I'm not watching anymore.
Bring back GRRM. Let's make GOT great again!
>>71641001
There's Mount and Blade Warband.
The next in the serie is coming in november or december
>>71641001
CDPR could easily do one.
Very important (multiple choice)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666959
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666959
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666959
>>71640996
Why is she so based bros?
>>71641001
Aren't there a couple of GoT games already?
>>71640751
>20 hours per day
>coworkers
shut the fuck up
>>71641032
I was lurking all along.
>>71641057
can see half of these people dying desu
>>71641071
How do I know they're Lena's? The could be Kitkat's for all I know.
>>71640726
>Qyburn
You take that back!
>>71641045
Mount and Blade is one way to do it. I was thinking something a little more personalized.
>>71640943
Don't see how to be honest.
All Jon can confirm she's done is bringing him back to life which he doesn't wanna have happen again.
Shadowbaby isn't gonna help and at the time Jon wasn't king.
The visions are up to her interpretation and can fuck him over as they did Stannis.
And even the Prince that was Promised thing can't fully be believed, she thought the same of Stannis until it was clear he was gonna lose
>>71641059
let's not kid ourselves, she's probably crazier than her character
what would having your penis cut off feel like?
>>71641032
speak of the devils
>>71641087
Reverse image search, my friend.
>>71641109
Like bags of sand
>>71641057
CERSEI, QYBURN AND EURON AREN'T GOING TO DIE
DELETE THIS
>>71640501
hottest queenfu desu senpai
>>71641148
>"mommy i want to see the Batman fly"
what did he mean by this anyhow?
>>71641106
And that negates what I said how..?
>>71641138
I got jackshit. Liar.
>>71640149
>liking a Greyjoy
>ever
The Greyjoys are the niggers of Westeros. There isn't 1 of them that isn't a complete shitter.
>>71641109
I'd probably kill myself
>>71640075
Fortunately, it will likely be Yara that bites the bullet.
Though given that it would mean Theon gets a crisis of identity and self worth when he has to take over, which could be an interesting character exploration, it might get glossed over to avoid something good.
did she just leave Slaver's Bay in the hands of fucking Daario of all people ? what the fuck is wrong with her ?
Who /Highgarden/ here?
>>71641148
Robin's gonna die.
Based House Royce will become the rulers of the Vale once more
>>71640106
That's a great opinion you've got friend, I bet all the kids with asperger's in your remedial math class think you're the next Roger Ebert.
>>71641057
Jaime is going to live happily ever after with Brienne.
>>71641175
>tfw skipped their chapters in the last books
>>71641172
http://www.wikifeet.com/Lena_Headey
>>71641148
Cersei is, and so will Euron. Dunno about Qyburn though. He seems like the type to slink off just in time.
>>71641109
How does he pee?
>>71641209
Should've thought of that before dumping Barney you dumb whore.
>>71641001
Game of Thrones: Ascent
>>71641252
Qyburn will probably end up getting killed by the Little Birds.
>samwell tarly confirmed safe
based /got/
>>71641209
Robin got touched by mommy when they were alone. Can't blame him for being fucked up.
>>71641260
Through the hole where his dick used to be.
>>71641260
Your urethra extends beyond your dick into your body. He pisses out of whatever's left, which would just be a hole where his dick used to be.
Basically, he has to sit down to piss and also probably has to wipe it up like a girl.
>>71641260
>First off, you have to learn to pee all over again. Each penectomy is unique, due to where the penis is snipped off (I cringe just writing that), so there is no standard way to pee -- you have to experiment, and have towels handy. The male urethra is angled to go out in front, but with no penis, suddenly you've got a spray that's more like what you'd get from a busted water line. Urinals are no longer an option, unless you're practically dry-humping them. Sitting down is also rough, since with only the stub left, pee flies out at an angle that somehow manages to hit the back of the toilet. Eventually, I figured out a way by kneeling down at the right angle to pee "normally" into a standard toilet.
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6-things-i-learned-having-my-penis-surgically-removed.html
>>71641189
>fuck Meereen
>fuck the people
sounds like the city is in good hands
>>71641318
the offside is that Randyll will probably die
>>71641252
Cersei will not die. The Red God has blessed her with powerful magic after she sacrificed so much royal blood for him.
>>71641329
Can you make a drawing to properly explain how this works?
>>71641148
Euron dies at Oldtown. Show and books. I'm sorry but he isn't some agent for the White Walkers
>>71641234
No one regretted it anon.
There didn't need to be 5 POVs to discuss the fucking kingsmoot, an argument for who gets to be the boss of a bunch of shitty islands that literally no one cares about, of all things. 1 would have sufficed.
>>71640974
thiccness is contagious
>>71641343
>>71640461
Based
>>71641234
wait, isn't that like half of AFFC? oh wait
>>71640845
Gurm only has himself to blame.
He could have been there to steer D&D in the right direction if he had only finished the fucking books and then focused on working on the show instead of using his newfound celebrity status to go to every single convention and hollywood coke party in the world.
>>71641373
Martin needs to put filler in his books so that it seems more time has passed. It was either that or timeskip
>>71641318
Well he actually has plot relevance so he can't die until he discovers whatever plot coupon he can find at the Citadel and telling Jon.
>>71641373
grrm is becoming more interested in the greyjoys and the kraken shit than he is the main story tbqh and it shows
Would you rather have a direwolf or dragon???
>>71640934
Kit Harington is kinda like my former best buddy. He had the looks but was a depressive little shit
>>71641373
>he didn't enjoy the victarion POV
What's wrong with you
>>71641385
I wish that thickness would spread to Sansa through Jon's cock to be honest.
A thick sad Sophie would be the bestest of the best Sophies
>>71641429
Direwolf.
>>71641109
It would be extremely painful
>>71641109
My fetish desu
>>71641429
Direwolf. Dragons are only good for battle and they seem like cunts.
>>71641429
i dont care about the lizard niggers
give me a warg buddy puppy
Cerseifags are the cancer that is killing /got/
>>71641343
>cracked
6 years ago that would have been an ironic article written by John Cheese.
>>71640588
there is no way Rhaegar could have kidnapped Lyanna from Winterfell against her will.
>>71641318
maybe Randyll's too busy dealing with the political tectonic shift to chase the fat retard around.
>>71641429
keeping a dragon probably wouldn't be easy so direwolf
>>71641044
not going to happen sadly, for some reason people were adamant that this season was excellent
>>71641429
dragons are useless except in wartime. plus theyre too hard to take care of. direwolves are buds for life.
>>71641443
what makes you think he's an emo kid like Jon in real life?
>>71641109
it would be extremely painful
Will Jon fuck his cousin or his aunt?
>/got/ is so retarded it actually thinks Yara will die
Kill yourselves
DnD will never kill muh strong ugly butch lesbian feminist
That's literally who the show is made for at this point
>>71641500
>Tyrellfags are still this butthurt
>>71641429
Direwolf
>>71641017
this checks out
it's why he was in limbo while he was dead and his spirit was never allowed to "pass on"
Melly probably wished for something along the lines of "Please save the chosen one and give him Winterfell"
>>71641540
this
i heard hes just a cunt in real life
>>71641494
This. Dragons have proven to be hard to control, in addition to being impractical pets due to their size and fire breath. A Direwolf might eat much more in a day than a normal dog, but they're also better companions.
>>71641044
this post reeks of fat neckbeard virgin
>>71641500
No, we are the chemo.
>>71641565
That would totally suck
>>71641429
Puppers are loyal for life and won't randomly murder people
>>71641561
What does Wildfire (unignited) taste like?
>>71641505
Believe it or not it wasn't an SJW genderfluid special snowflake article. The guy had dick cancer and had to have it removed.
>>71641429
Dragon to be honest, ride it and go explore shit
>>71641614
Opportunities
>>71641209
All of Yohn's kids are dead though.
And he isn't having any more at his age.
>>71641429
>tfw always wanted to have a big dog
>>71641614
I should think mint or lemon.
Didn't some guy try it at some point thinking it would turn him into a dragon?
>>71641614
The commoners of King Slanding are going to find out once they start complaining to Cersei about lack of food.
>>71641627
>had it removed instead of committing suicide
But why?
>>71640242
So will Kings Landing have a Lannister sigil on it during the opening credits next season?
>>71641556
They have to kill Yara to up the stakes. If the patriarchy is no longer a credible menace, there would be no conflict at all.
>>71641408
he should've done the timeskip. instead we get
>TWOW sample chapters
>Arianne I & II
>both are travel chapters where nothing happens
BRAVO
>>71641614
You can't drink it unignited. As soon as it touched your tongue, your body heat would ignite it.
>>71641429
>own dragon
>classified as dangerous animal under federal and state laws
>dragon burns down someone's house
>strictly liable for all damage
>dragon eats a kid
>strictly liable for all damage
>dragon runs amuck burning and eating a city
>strictly liable for everything
Owning a dragon would be expensive as fuck. Same would apply to a direwolf, but at least you can train direwolves to behave.
>>71640738
This literally is my fetish. Handjobs, but unenthusiastic ones are even better. Thanks broski
BIG
>>71641521
>>71641593
Ok first off I have a girlfriend. That's not the point though, why would you agree and then post this?
>>71641665
>All of Yohn's kids are dead though.
Bet he regrets sending based Waymar to the Night's Watch just because he was a "spare" now.
>>71641723
>Euron is supposed to be handsome
>cast an ugly fat neckbeard instead
>>71641739
learn to tell tripcodes apart you stupid newfag
>>71641723
SALTY
>>71641693
Hopefully
Fuck Barathecucks
Fuck Tardaryans
HEAR ME ROAR!
>>71640501
>yfw Cersei mixes Marg's ashes into her chamber pot
>>71641758
I didn't consider that, what the fuck man. You purposely called yourself that just to fuck with people, I think you're the fat virgin neckbeard loser here m8..
>>71641665
Wot, isn't Andar alive? And he has a daughter too.
And if Walder Frey can have kids at his age, Royce can
>>71641760
UNCUT
>>71641680
>Cersei solves the food crisis by killing everyone off
>>71641781
>>71641693
>>71640242
>S7
>Winter finally came
>poor farmers and refugees want to go to KL for some food and shelter
>CLOSE THE FUCKING GATE
>Cersei is ultimate villain now
>>71641760
CUNT
>>71640801
What if Cersei was pouring her hot piss all over Septa Mordane instead?
>>71640349
Why am I dreaming of McDonalds right now ??!!
>>71640158
Sir They're of House Great!
>>71641839
>Let them eat wildfire
>>71641829
FARTS
>>71640496
>imply the Ironborn are good at fighting
Most Ironborn warriors kill random small folk with no ability to defend themselves in blitzkrieg raids only to sail back to their island with the plunder.
Random Ironborn mooks are only slightly better than conscript peasants. There's a reason they've never won any war, and they're only still alive because whatever King pardons them literally feels bad about the idea of just destroying their entire society.
They're niggers. No one cares about them and no one respects them. The only person that even cared enough to address them in the War of 5 was Robb, because he didn't want them fucking with the North while he was out. No one else even gave them time of day or noticed them.
>>71641828
>Andar
>In the show
EASY THERE BUD
jon sucks
JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING! HE IS THE WHITE WOLF!
